...in stores everywhere The Doclopedia #2,331 Strange Bandanas: The Leopard Print One I own hundreds of bandanas. Many of them have strange stories connected to them. Here is one… You might think that this bandana would grant me leopard powers, and you'd be right, sort of.What this bandana lets me do is climb up a … Continue reading Skwizzkawizz!
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Crazy Game World Cup Highlights
...the best of the best The Doclopedia #2,330 Strange Bandanas: The Light Brown One I own hundreds of bandanas. Many of them have strange stories connected to them. Here is one…This is a light brown traditional bandana. I've had it for 40 years. The strange, but useful thing about it is that it deadens my … Continue reading Crazy Game World Cup Highlights
The Rare And Beautiful Two Tongued Gophers Of Potawango Island
...they can grab things with them The Doclopedia #2,329 Strange Bandanas: The Blue & Purple Tie Dyed One I own hundreds of bandanas. Many of them have strange stories connected to them. Here is one… This bandana is actually pretty damned annoying, because when I wear it, which I seldom do, I keep getting mistaken … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Two Tongued Gophers Of Potawango Island
Lost In The Land Of The Rock People
...they were always stoned The Doclopedia #2,328 Strange Bandanas: The Black Pirate One I own hundreds of bandanas. Many of them have strange stories connected to them. Here is one… Of the 7 or 8 pirate themed bandanas I own, this one is my favorite. Why? Because while wearing it, I can drink the hell … Continue reading Lost In The Land Of The Rock People
Not In This Issue: Crispy Duck, Garden Ponds, Tea, And Clowns
...fuck those creepy clowns The Doclopedia #2,327 Strange Bandanas: The White & Yellow One I own hundreds of bandanas. Many of them have strange stories connected to them. Here is one… This bandana is white with streaks of bright yellow. It's quite eyecatching.It also contains the spirit of Eleonora Rial, a 22 year old Mexican … Continue reading Not In This Issue: Crispy Duck, Garden Ponds, Tea, And Clowns
A Song…A Dance…Some Cheese Whiz In Your Pants
...sharp cheddar flavor . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,045 Strange Bandanas: The American Flag One . I have several bandanas with stars & stripes on them. This one looks pretty much just like the flag, but square. I got it in 1980 at a thrift store in Seattle. I think it cost me … Continue reading A Song…A Dance…Some Cheese Whiz In Your Pants
Jumpy Cats & Barky Dogs
...pretty sure the former is due to the latter. . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,043 Strange Bandanas: The Dollar Bill One My late mother gave me several bandanas over the years, but only this one has paid for itself many times over the years. It's a black bandana with dollar bills printed on … Continue reading Jumpy Cats & Barky Dogs
What To Do If Your Pie Begins To Levitate
...might we suggest running? . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,041 Strange Bandanas: The Blue Chile Pepper One . I own hundreds of bandanas. Many of them have strange stories connected to them. Here is one… I have at least 10 bandanas with chili peppers on them. I bought most of them at a … Continue reading What To Do If Your Pie Begins To Levitate
The TRUTH!
...which, of course, you can't handle . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,039 Strange Bandanas: The Orange Jose Cuervo One . I own hundreds of bandanas. Many of them have strange stories connected to them. Here is one… No, this bandana confers no tequila related powers to me, nor does it improve my ability … Continue reading The TRUTH!
My Dragon Romance
...it was hot . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,037 Strange Bandanas: The Dark Brown One . I own hundreds of bandanas. Many of them have strange stories connected to them. Here is one… I bought this bandana at a thrift store in Walla Walla, Washington, in 2009. It cost me 75 cents. I … Continue reading My Dragon Romance
The Beginners Guide To Freestyle Flooning
...fully illustrated . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,035 Strange Bandanas: The Orange & Pink One . I own hundreds of bandanas. Many of them have strange stories connected to them. Here is one... My orange and pink tie dyed bandana is as sweet tempered and lovable as any bandana you will ever meet. … Continue reading The Beginners Guide To Freestyle Flooning
Not In This Issue: Coconuts,Ordian Phasing Units,Geckos and Cookie Recipes
...and there will never be any damned geckos, either .. The Doclopedia #1,513 Strange Bandanas: The Doctor Who One I own hundreds of bandanas. Many of them have strange stories connected to them. Here is one… The truth here is that this bandana has no special powers whatsoever. It doesn't do a damned thing but … Continue reading Not In This Issue: Coconuts,Ordian Phasing Units,Geckos and Cookie Recipes
Why The Hell Would You Take A Fish Head Out To See A Movie?
...Barnes & Barnes got shit to answer for The Doclopedia #1,511 Strange Bandanas: The Yellow & Blue Tie Dyed One I own hundreds of bandanas. Many of them have strange stories connected to them. Here is one… This is a fun bandana that I got from a hippie chick during the Third Summer of Love … Continue reading Why The Hell Would You Take A Fish Head Out To See A Movie?
Grouchy Jackdaws Teased My Meadowlark
...until he was forced to pull a gun on them Support this blog on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/DocCross The Doclopedia #1,352 Strange Bandanas: The Donald Duck One I own hundreds of bandanas. Many of them have strange stories connected to them. Here is one… It looks like a simple white bandana with pictures of Donald … Continue reading Grouchy Jackdaws Teased My Meadowlark
The Tenderly Romantic, But Also Rather Sappy, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Sausage Factory
...co-starring her neighbor, Mister Dinwiddy The Doclopedia #1,351 Strange Bandanas: The Blue Tiger Striped One I own hundreds of bandanas. Many of them have strange stories connected to them. Here is one… While the Blue Tiger Striped bandana has no strange powers, I did get it by a rather strange turn of events. I was … Continue reading The Tenderly Romantic, But Also Rather Sappy, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Sausage Factory
Chapter 883: In Which Our Hero, Heartbroken And Drunk, Still Manages To Con Three Frenchmen Out Of 1,000 Francs.
...of course, the Frenchies were drunk, too. The Doclopedia #1,350 Strange Bandanas: The Hawaiian Print One I own hundreds of bandanas. Many of them have strange stories connected to them. Here is one… Oddly enough, I got this lovely tropical print bandana in Hawaii, on Maui. It was sold to me by a roadside … Continue reading Chapter 883: In Which Our Hero, Heartbroken And Drunk, Still Manages To Con Three Frenchmen Out Of 1,000 Francs.
Two Bones For Sister Silky
...a comedy western The Doclopedia #1,300 Strange Bandanas: The Fluorescent Pink One I own hundreds of bandanas. Many of them have strange stories connected to them. Here is one… The Fluorescent Pink bandana is a fun loving social butterfly of a fellow, gay as Halloween on Polk Street and totally out of the … Continue reading Two Bones For Sister Silky
Amarillo Armadillo
...YAHOOOOO! Support this blog on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/DocCross The Doclopedia #1,298 Strange Bandanas: The Desert Camo One I own hundreds of bandanas. Many of them have strange stories connected to them. Here is one… At last count, I have 9 different camouflage bandanas. The Desert Camo one is the strangest of the bunch in … Continue reading Amarillo Armadillo
Fish & Chipmunks
...do NOT put malt vinegar on them The Doclopedia #1,297 Strange Bandanas: The Silver One I own hundreds of bandanas. Many of them have strange stories connected to them. Here is one… The silver bandana was given to me by the sole survivor of ancient Lemuria, back in 1895. He gave it to me after … Continue reading Fish & Chipmunks
Adventure Module R-1: The Mountain Hall Of The Porn Dwarves
...umm, why is the floor sticky? Support this blog on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/DocCross The Doclopedia #1,294 Strange Bandanas: The Black & Red Checkered One I own hundreds of bandanas. Many of them have strange stories connected to them. Here is one… No doubt about it, this bandana is a troublemaker. Every time I've … Continue reading Adventure Module R-1: The Mountain Hall Of The Porn Dwarves
Extreme Ducks
...they are NOT your ordinary waterfowl The Doclopedia #1,129Strange Bandanas: The Tiger Striped One I own hundreds of bandanas. Many of them have strange stories connected to them. Here is one...This bandana is cursed. When I put it on, I transform into a 7 foot tall man/tiger and go out seeking fresh meat to eat. My … Continue reading Extreme Ducks
My Life Among The Crazy People
...AKA my friends and familyThe Doclopedia #1,127Strange Bandanas: The Purple Paisley OneI own hundreds of bandanas. Many of them have strange stories connected to them. Here is one...Oh, the stories I could tell of my faithful purple paisley bandana! There was that time, in 1964 East Berlin, when I used it to escape the hot … Continue reading My Life Among The Crazy People
The Seriously Funny, But Also Educational, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The League Of Extraordinary Game Designers
...co-starring her trained oyster, Merline The Doclopedia #1,124Creature Features: Comrade DraculaBack in 1966, a group of radical artists with Communist leanings decided to make a horror movie that glorified communism. Why they chose the horror genre is a mystery, but the result was “Comrade Dracula”, a film that was long on strange anti-capitalist rants and soft … Continue reading The Seriously Funny, But Also Educational, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The League Of Extraordinary Game Designers