...so damned lazy The Doclopedia #2,324 Loot, Glorious Loot: In A Cartoon Game Well, you never did catch that Foogle Bird in the haunted house, but you had lots of fun! You also managed to swipe a bunch of stuff from those maroons that were running around. Now your Back Pocket bulges with:A big jar … Continue reading The Real Fake Story Of Limp Bill, The Lazy Otter
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Batman Is My Co-Pilot
...okay, he's actually the pilotThe Doclopedia #2,323 Loot, Glorious Loot: In A Pirate Game Well, mate, those Spanish dogs put up a proper fight, but in the end, the ones that didn't die are tied up in their own ship's hold. It'll take a fair few hours to go through all the loot, but so … Continue reading Batman Is My Co-Pilot
Take A Little Tit Off The Bop
...no, wait The Doclopedia #2,322 Loot, Glorious Loot: In A Steampunk Game As you narrowly escape from the gigantic land battleship of Count DeVilliers, you and your companions are now in possession of several interesting things. Among them are:The schematics for that enormous war machine A copy of the codebook that DeVilliers agents useSome of … Continue reading Take A Little Tit Off The Bop
Drunken Dingos Bothered My Platypus
...then they laughed at him The Doclopedia #2,321 Loot, Glorious Loot: In A Modern Espionage Game Mars Gordon is dead, his plot to kill billions using space lasers ended. You will soon leave his burning secret lair, but not until you take a few things for the techies at your agency to look over. These … Continue reading Drunken Dingos Bothered My Platypus
The Journey Of A Thousand Entries…
...begins here, actually Hear ye, hear ye! The latest Doclopedia Deathmarch begins now!The Doclopedia #2,320 Loot, Glorious Loot: In A Pulp Adventure Game Inside the Temple of the Snake Goddess, after defeating the evil mastermind known only as Garr, but upon death revealed to be Professor Enright, you find: Roughly 300 gems, mostly diamonds and … Continue reading The Journey Of A Thousand Entries…
Pounds & Pounds Of Houndy Hounds
...at one point, about 210 pounds of themJust a quick post to remind y'all that...1: Today is Doctor Demento's 81st birthday!2: The 2022-2024 Doclopedia Deathmarch starts a few minutes after midnight on Monday, the 4th of April.3: You can read the first 7 weeks of the Deathmarch posts, AND listen to all 75+ episodes of … Continue reading Pounds & Pounds Of Houndy Hounds
A Juicy Bit Of Alien Steak
...grass fed aliens, of courseDOC NEWS UPDATE!Just some filler until the Deathmarch starts in about 4 weeks.1: DunDraCon was fun, and holy shit did I need to go to a game convention.2: Everyone here is healthy and doing fine.3: I have the first 5.5 weeks of Doclopedia posts set up to post daily starting April … Continue reading A Juicy Bit Of Alien Steak
Music For Happy Bunnies
...you can dance to it A few things to note, Gentle Readers... 1: I will be going to DunDraCon in a couple of days. I'll post short videos, plus a longer audio report, on Patreon.2: I have the first three weeks worth of Doclopedia Deathmarch entries pre-loaded for April, so come the 4th of that … Continue reading Music For Happy Bunnies
The Candy Fairies Strike Again!
...and it was tastyJust a quick post to let everyone know that February 28th will be the start of the next Doclopedia Deathmarch. I'm not sure how long it will go on, but I'm shooting for at least 500 days, maybe more.Sadly, though, that is when it will start appearing over on my Patreon, not … Continue reading The Candy Fairies Strike Again!
Yoyo B. Is In Da House, Y’all!
...for the durationToday, 1/29/2022, Grace and I adopted a terrier mix named Yoyo from the Sacramento SPCA, the same place we got Silky & Luke from.Yoyo Brian Cross is 2.5 years old and had been living on the street for some time. He is very skinny and not very human oriented, so putting some weight … Continue reading Yoyo B. Is In Da House, Y’all!
The Santa Claus Caper
...it had to be done in one nightJust dropping this in to let everyone know that I should be back to at least weekly blogging in the new year. Until then, you can listen to me podcast here: https://open.spotify.com/show/3UgGmgqBMrl3ZGZZ4jTD5v for free, or here, https://www.patreon.com/DocCross Happy new year!
All The Creepy Little Things
...are hereThis is pretty much just a post to show that I didn't miss posting in November. You can move along now.
We Do The Strange Things Here
...sometimes, REALLY strange things The Minorka Story : In Which Strange Things Are Afoot At The Former Minorka HouseOur story thus farm quickly told: Horace & Minnie Minorka, crazy neighbors up the street, move to Florida after selling their house to his nephew...Right wing nutcase tool of a nephew and his loony wife alienate everyone, … Continue reading We Do The Strange Things Here
Therapy Fun: Part 4
...posted in 2025 So, today, we have a large number of friends over for a cookout and general get together in the newly enlarged to 50 acres (including a 20 acre lake) Meadow Room. We invited our therapist over, and she agreed, since we had a session scheduled anyway. Then, this happened... The immediate family … Continue reading Therapy Fun: Part 4
Oh Lordy, What Has That Fool Done Now?
...I can hear my ancestors saying thatWell, Gentle Readers, if you are still here, it's been 28 days since my last post. I'm putting up this short post right now to let you know that Episode 1 of the Dociverse Podcast will go live on both my Patreon https://www.patreon.com/DocCross and on Anchor, after midnight on … Continue reading Oh Lordy, What Has That Fool Done Now?
A Bit Of A Break
...but not a goodbye . Folks, I started blogging in March of 2004, over on Blogger. Eventually, I moved to Live Journal and finally, here to WordPress. I've been at this for just a tad over 17 years, sometimes posting every day for years, and sometimes only posting a couple of times a month. I've … Continue reading A Bit Of A Break
Change Is Good
...so is loose change . Standing At The Crossroad (Now with commentary from 2024) My Problem: For a long time now, I've known that my blog gets very few visits. The why of this is probably a combination of many things, and really, it's not important. It all boils down to me writing stuff, sometimes … Continue reading Change Is Good
Ferns In The Oven
...nobody knows why . Become a Patron! . Readers: For the next few days, at least, I'll be re-posting stuff I really enjoyed writing, most of it from several years ago. Enjoy! Ten Years Ago The Doclopedia #141 It Happened One Night…: All Hell Broke Loose In Goldvale …1971, at around 6:00 on a summer … Continue reading Ferns In The Oven
The Secret War Between Pots & Pans
...it gets heated . A Short Note No Doclopedia post today, folks. Once again, I'm changing things around on here with a new schedule. Years and years ago, when the Doclopedia was fresh and new and not even the Doclopedia yet, I called it People, Place & Things. Actually, before that, it was 365 Days, … Continue reading The Secret War Between Pots & Pans
The Kitty Cats Get Crazy!
...crazier than normal . Become a Patron! . A FIST FULL OF PLOT HOOKS MODERN STRANGENESS GENRE Boogie Man Of Broadway Oh, for Christ's sake! Now we've got some psycho killing actors and directors on Broadway in New York. So far, he's done in 2 directors and 3 actors, all of them big names. He's … Continue reading The Kitty Cats Get Crazy!
Zesty Pickles
...zesty and exciting . Become a Patron! . A FIST FULL OF PLOT HOOKS MODERN STRANGENESS GENRE Something Big In The Bayou Sunday morning a week ago, three known poachers stumbled out of the swamp near Dulac, Louisiana. A deputy sheriff damn near ran them over. The three of them were beat all to hell … Continue reading Zesty Pickles
The Wayward Steer Adventure
...steers can be so stupid . Become a Patron! . A FIST FULL OF PLOT HOOKS MODERN STRANGENESS GENRE Black Eyed Girl Rumors and even videos of Black Eyed Children are common. They seem to be either aliens or demons. However, reports of Black Eyed Adults are very rare. To date, there have been three.But … Continue reading The Wayward Steer Adventure
Module K-1: Assault Upon The Castle Of The Pigeon King
...for characters level 3-5 . Become a Patron! . A FIST FULL OF PLOT HOOKS MODERN STRANGENESS GENRE Spiders, Man Are there really spiders “the size of Shetland Ponies” running around in Creek Valley, Texas? Several witnesses swear to it and a bunch of cattle are missing. A couple of people are unaccounted for, too. … Continue reading Module K-1: Assault Upon The Castle Of The Pigeon King
Meet Freddy The Spoon
...not a mobster, but an actual spoon . Become a Patron! . A FIST FULL OF PLOT HOOKS MODERN STRANGENESS GENRE Ghost Coasties Things are getting spooky out on the West Coast. Ghost sightings are up 800%! Surfer ghosts, ghostly fishing boats, haunted lumber mills, and spectral tourists on the Space Needle are just a … Continue reading Meet Freddy The Spoon
Cannibal Baby Invasion
...wait! babies don't have teeth! . Become a Patron! . A FIST FULL OF PLOT HOOKS MODERN STRANGENESS GENRE Little Green Women Looks like a change of pace from the average gray aliens/men in black sort of UFO encounter. This is 3 totally separate encounters, each at least 20 miles from the other and all … Continue reading Cannibal Baby Invasion
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