...and she loved it . Become a Patron! . A FIST FULL OF PLOT HOOKS MODERN STRANGENESS GENRE Suburban Sasquatch You've gotten 3 separate reports, one of which has video evidence, of Bigfoot wandering around the backyards of suburban San Jose, California. The video is pretty clear and it sure looks like Bigfoot. But is … Continue reading Mashed Peas & Pumpkin: A Mad Scientists Dinner
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Probability Recombination Circuits
...apparently, we needed a new one . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,232 Stuff You Need: The Emergency Coat . Folks, if you regularly find yourself in situations that threaten your life, you need the Emergency Coat! Bullet and stab proof, this stylish knee length coat, with hood, will not only keep you warm … Continue reading Probability Recombination Circuits
Flying Girl Namiko
...more fake anime . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,214 People You Might Meet: Lily Ambrose . Realities Where Most Often Encountered: Almost any.Lily Ambrose is 5' 6” of blonde, blue eyed pure sexuality. She is a sex worker specializing in men and women with plenty of disposable income. Her waiting list is full … Continue reading Flying Girl Namiko
Concerto For Kazoo And Whoopie Cushion
...better sounding than you might think. . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,212 People You Might Meet: Strange Eddie . Realities Where Most Often Encountered: Late 19th to early 21st Century Basic Earth You might meet Strange Eddie on any big city street between the years 1875 and 2025. He could be any ethnicity … Continue reading Concerto For Kazoo And Whoopie Cushion
Not A Love Story
...more of a like story . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,210 Just A Short Note: From My Quantum Mechanic, Joe . Boss, Just thought I should let you that the pulsators on the antigrave units are shot, so until I can replace them, Sweetie can't fly anywhere. She's a little put out by … Continue reading Not A Love Story
Shit Golems Are The Worst!
...just gross and disgusting . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,208 Just A Short Note: From My Friend, Avis . Doc, I need you to come by and pick up that 20 sided die I bought when we all went to PotterEarth 4. I rolled it last night and got an 11, then 11 … Continue reading Shit Golems Are The Worst!
Blue Suit Music
...you know the kind I mean . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,206 Just A Short Note: From My Grandson, Brownie . Grandpa! There's some sort of shit monster in Storeroom 4! I was looking for a drill and I opened the door and it came running toward me! It smelled horrible! I shut … Continue reading Blue Suit Music
Killer Dice From Hell
...they wait and plan . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,204 Just A Short Note: From My D&D Players . Doc, No gaming for the next TWO MONTHS??? AIIIEEEEEEE! Not even a one hour session? We were in the middle of a fight! You hinted there might be a vampire about! NO GAMES FOR … Continue reading Killer Dice From Hell
My Very Clever Plans
...oft go awry . NOTE: I'm working for the Census, doing stuff that should have been done in the early spring, but was delayed by the plague. There is an Extreme Heat Warning going on, with temps in the 106 to 111 range. No fun! . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,202 Just A … Continue reading My Very Clever Plans
The Rare & Beautiful Four Winged Laughing Thrush Of Potawango Island
...they just laugh all day . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,200 A Pointcrawl In 8 Points: Point 7: Bigwood . Note: A pointcrawl is a way for a GM to map out an adventure that has a point to point path, at least for the main adventure. It is often, but not always, … Continue reading The Rare & Beautiful Four Winged Laughing Thrush Of Potawango Island
Free Clams!
...much happier than clams in jail . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,196 A Pointcrawl In 8 Points: Point 3: Fort Ornok . Note: A pointcrawl is a way for a GM to map out an adventure that has a point to point path, at least for the main adventure. It is often, but … Continue reading Free Clams!
It’s All Fun & Games Until Your Mom Asks You About The Stain On The Backseat Of Her New Car
...possibly based upon a true story . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,194 A Pointcrawl In 8 Points: Starting Point: Redstone City . Note: A pointcrawl is a way for a GM to map out an adventure that has a point to point path, at least for the main adventure. It is often, but … Continue reading It’s All Fun & Games Until Your Mom Asks You About The Stain On The Backseat Of Her New Car
Sklob!
...accept no substitutes! . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,176 You've Found A...: Power Belt . Hey, Duke, whatcha got there, boy? Did you find something dead, cos I'm not...HOLY SHIT! That's a power belt just like Mr. Justice wears! I heard it give him his super strength and stuff. Wow! This one looks … Continue reading Sklob!
Interesting Chipmunks
...which is all of them, really. . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,166 You Have Three Choices: For One Super Power . 1: Flight is good and useful. You won't be bulletproof or superstrong, but who's going to be able to hit you at 300 miles an hour or 5,000 feet up? And think … Continue reading Interesting Chipmunks
It Was A Long Way To Drive For Enchiladas
...but lord have mercy, they were great enchiladas . Gentle Readers: This coming Thursday will mark the start of our 13th annual CritterCon trip. Please join us here then for 12 days of fun and funny imaginary trip & con reports. . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,162 You Have Three Choices: For Which … Continue reading It Was A Long Way To Drive For Enchiladas
It’s All Fun And Games Until The Giant Minks Invade
...soft furred killers . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,160 You Have Three Choices: For Leaving Town . 1: Head west on the interstate. It's late, so traffic will be pretty light and you can make good time IF Moran doesn't alert all his paid highway cops. 2: Cross the bridge and head nort, … Continue reading It’s All Fun And Games Until The Giant Minks Invade
Forty Pound Of Cake
...don't ask how much of it we ate . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,158 Rare Birds: Yellow Headed Duck . One of the rarest of all ducks, the, the Yellow Headed Duck is found only in a few very remote areas of Southeast Asia. It is a small duck, with black plumage, but … Continue reading Forty Pound Of Cake
My Theory About Everything
...is that everything sucks . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,156 Rare Birds: Red Barking Jay . Another member of the “Annoying Birds” category is the Red Barking Jay, found throughout the United Kingdom and Ireland. This medium sized jay has rusty red feathers and a normal jay life cycle. It is commonly found … Continue reading My Theory About Everything
No Skweening Allowed!
...move along, you skweeners! . Become A Patron . The Doclopedia #2,154 Rare Birds: White Winged Jackhammer . Although many people consider this bird the most annoying avian on the planet, that is only because they've never encountered an Eastern Crapping Crow. Still, the White Winged Jackhammer is very annoying. A relative of the woodpecker, … Continue reading No Skweening Allowed!
The Mystery Hat
...the mystery was why anyone wore it . Become A Patron . The Doclopedia #2,148 Places NOT To Go: The Dog And Fish Pub . No, we are not going there. The last time we were at the Dog and Fish, you and Skloris started a fight with two big fishermen and if it hadn't … Continue reading The Mystery Hat
Here’s What The Cool Dogs Say
...woof woof, dude . Become A Patron . The Doclopedia #2,145 Places NOT To Go: Demon Island . Demon Island? Are you mental? It's a big damned island where DEMONS LIVE? Why the hell would you want to go there? Treasure? TREASURE? What the fuck good is treasure going to do for you when a … Continue reading Here’s What The Cool Dogs Say
Doc Tempest And The Giant On The Mountain
...from the July, 1961 issue . Become A Patron . The Doclopedia #2,142 Linked Characters: Cal Montoya . While he has indeed worked as Olin Westburn's assistant for three months now, Cal is also a very skilled detective, having learned a lot from his father, a Phoenix police detective, and his uncle, an FBI agent. … Continue reading Doc Tempest And The Giant On The Mountain
Fire Shoes
...I got them at a fire sale . Become A Patron . The Doclopedia #2,139 Linked Characters: Tamara Robbins . Tamara is a 24 year old woman from Los Angeles. She graduated from UCLA two years ago. She lives with her younger sister, Aggie, and their cousins, Belinda, in a middle class neighborhood in San … Continue reading Fire Shoes
That Weekend At The Ghost House
...we did not see a single ghost . Become A Patron . The Doclopedia #2,136 More Assorted Books: The Best Of Spicy Outdoor Stories . Even though this is a collection of sexy stories from the 1928-1933 run of Spicy Outdoor Stories, anyone expecting actual sex or even sexy language is going to be mighty … Continue reading That Weekend At The Ghost House
Splatter Cat And The Big Mouse
...like, a 3 pound mouse . Become A Patron . The Doclopedia #2,133 More Assorted Books: A Guide To The Island Of Monsters . Really, this is more a pamphlet than an actual book, but it is very informative about the Island of Monsters. The map is excellent and the monster descriptions, though short, tell … Continue reading Splatter Cat And The Big Mouse
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