...he was really great . Become A Patron . The Doclopedia #2,129 That Time We Did That Thing: On The Mountain . By Mark Ford . Doc asked me to come by for a mug of his fiendishly strong tea and to “run an idea past me”. Since my liver and kidneys were in decent … Continue reading The Wonderful Frog
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Mexican Jenny Goes To War
...against the neighbor's crowing rooster . Become A Patron . The Doclopedia #2,123 A Short Lecture: Why A Dog? . To get right into it, why not a dog? Are you some sort of dog hater? Do you have an allergy, or perhaps a fear of dogs? For that matter, do dogs not like you? … Continue reading Mexican Jenny Goes To War
A Slick New Look!
...just not here . Become A Patron . The Doclopedia #2,120 When Lulu Spilled Her Purse: The Emergency Panties Emergency . At the tender age of 16, young Max Walker had very little up close experience with women or their panties. Not that he was bad looking, he wasn't. It was mostly his shyness and … Continue reading A Slick New Look!
Rat Town
...it's cheesy . Become A Patron . The Doclopedia #2,118 When Lulu Spilled Her Purse: The Lipstick Panic If there was one thing you could count on Lulu Smelm to be, it was clumsy. This was a young woman who, by the time she was 13, had walked into 9 different glass doors, fallen down … Continue reading Rat Town
Ice Dice
...are nice dice . Become A Patron . The Doclopedia #2,112 A Fist Full Of McGuffins: The Wexler Formula The Wexler Formula is vital to the Space Program and everyone wants it. The Russians and Chinese are both after it, but so is Dr. Von Ruger, Wexler's rival and not so reformed Nazi scientist. In … Continue reading Ice Dice
Dr. Silkmelon And Mister Porkwaffle Meet The Queen
...as opposed to meeting a queen . Become A Patron . The Doclopedia #2,109 Guest Authors Write Warning Labels: Auntie Lizzie's Ghoulash By Avis Crane Product Warning Label Auntie Lizzie's Ghoulash is a tasty stew in the traditional Hungarian style, made with only the best, well-aged locally-sourced ghouls! Please observe the following preparation notes for … Continue reading Dr. Silkmelon And Mister Porkwaffle Meet The Queen
The Seeing The Light At The End Of The Tunnel, But Still Cheerily Running Toward Danger Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Atomic Burp
...co-starring her long lost Uncle Otis Q. Spackleworth . Become A Patron . The Doclopedia #2,103 The Minorka Story: In Which The OTHER Minorkas Taste The Strangeness It's been 2 weeks since Horace & Minnie Minorka left for Florida and I'm told that they are now in Gainesville and doing well in their new home. … Continue reading The Seeing The Light At The End Of The Tunnel, But Still Cheerily Running Toward Danger Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Atomic Burp
Mr. Sort Of Wrong
...but also sort of right . Become A Patron . The Doclopedia #2,101 The Minorka Story: In Which Mr. Minorka Shuts Out The World, But Not His Wife Our Story Thus Far: After spending a couple of nights in jail (Mr Minorka) and a couple of nights under psychiatric evaluation (Mrs Minorka), they were … Continue reading Mr. Sort Of Wrong
My Life Among The Colorful Pirates
...blue, green and red . Become A Patron . The Doclopedia #2,099 The Minorka Story: In Which The Cat Comes Back, Sort Of, To Ill Effect Well, folks, things down the street at the Minorka house were pretty quiet for a couple of weeks, aside from the day when Horace Minorka decided to dismantle his … Continue reading My Life Among The Colorful Pirates
The Secret Guinea Pigs Stake Out A House
...but why? . The Doclopedia #2,097 The Minorka Story: In Which The Ball Gets Rolling Things that Grandpa, Uncle Luke, Cupcake and Brownie Learned About Trebuchets Today. A watermelon hitting the side of a hospital makes a humongous splat. Then the police come to investigate. A slightly over inflated NBA basketball, when thrown high and about … Continue reading The Secret Guinea Pigs Stake Out A House
The Adventure Of The Three Gingers
...by John H. Watson, MD . Become A Patron . The Doclopedia #2,093 Saloons, Bars & Pubs: Geedak Tro Tro Located on the desert moon of Ulvak, this is the largest bar in Geedak City, a wild & wooly town that is home to miners, doolo hunters, fortune seekers and outlaws. Geedak Tro Tro is … Continue reading The Adventure Of The Three Gingers
The Rare And Beautiful Wandering Pink Pine Trees Of Potawango Island
...not really tall, but pretty quick . Become A Patron . The Doclopedia #2,089 Random Tables In Search Of An RPG: A Trap! 1: 2d6+2 Sword blades fall from the ceiling 2: A bomb with all red wires 3: A steel rod pops out at crotch level 4: Sloped and greased pit that dumps you … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Wandering Pink Pine Trees Of Potawango Island
Her Nickname Was Spanky And So Was Her Lifestyle
...or so I've heard . Become A Patron . The Doclopedia #2,087 Random Tables In Search Of An RPG: Things To Search For 1: A diamond the size of a duck egg 2: The murder weapon 3: A bomb 4: The villain's hideout 5: Treasure 6: A missing person 7: A lost robot 8: A … Continue reading Her Nickname Was Spanky And So Was Her Lifestyle
Module J-2: The Island Of Slime Hags
...for characters level 3-5 . Become A Patron . The Doclopedia #2,087 Random Tables In Search Of An RPG: Powerful Magic 1: Wand Of Many Spiders 2: Rejastro's Spell Of Face Melting 3: Scroll Of Fast Escape 4: Ring Of Slime Creation 5: Staff Of Bonecrushing 6: Minzel's Dust Of Lust 7: The Ancient Jewel … Continue reading Module J-2: The Island Of Slime Hags
Lock Robster
...we were at a party . Become A Patron . The Doclopedia #2,087 How Not To...: Talk to Aliens Suggested by Gaylin Chev . Well now, that entirely depends upon the aliens you are speaking to, doesn't it? I mean, every memberspecies of the Galactic Counsel communicates using one of the 16 versions of the … Continue reading Lock Robster
I Only Have Eyes For You, Plus A Couple Of Ears And One Finger
...and a foot. almost forgot the foot. . Become A Patron . The Doclopedia #2,099 How Not To...: Meet Your Future In-Laws Well, you don't want to confuse the days and think your future in-laws will be there on Sunday morning when in fact they show up on Saturday morning after you and your future … Continue reading I Only Have Eyes For You, Plus A Couple Of Ears And One Finger
Pig Racing Report
...all the latest racing news . Become A Patron . The Doclopedia #2,091 Stuff In My Pockets: A Small Dog Biscuit This is a gourmet dog biscuit, one of 30 baked for Sasha back in 1920 by none other than Georges Auguste Escoffier. When you have a time machine, you can meet all the cool … Continue reading Pig Racing Report
Doc Tempest And The Blue Madness
...from the March 1956 issue . Become A Patron . The Doclopedia #2,087 Stuff In My Pockets: A Picture Of Harpo Marx This picture of Harpo Marx was one of many small ones that a guy in Hollywood on Earth 3-R sold me for 50 cents in 1969, local time. It's a shot from Duck … Continue reading Doc Tempest And The Blue Madness
Thrilling Toddler Stories
...hard to understand, but thrilling nonetheless . Become A Patron . The Doclopedia #2,083 Stuff In My Pockets: A Tiny D20 Lots of gamers have these tiny dice. You can buy them at game cons and game stores. That's exactly where I bought this one as part of a set. The set was black with … Continue reading Thrilling Toddler Stories
Foul Opossums Threatened My Gerbils
....poor little gerbils . Become A Patron . The Doclopedia #2,079 Twenty Miles Through The Goblinwood: The Third Five Miles Alright now, you listen up good to this, because this third leg of your journey is the most dangerous part. See, it's about now, when you've descended a bit into lower land, that you need … Continue reading Foul Opossums Threatened My Gerbils
Slugs On Parade
...a slow, slimy parade . Become A Patron . The Doclopedia #2,077 Twenty Miles Through The Goblinwood: The First Five Miles Now you listen up, “adventurers”, because I done been through the Goblinwood and back. All it cost me was this eye, a gimpy leg and three of my best mates. Now, you lot'll be … Continue reading Slugs On Parade
I’ll Kick The Vampire While You Pimpslap The Lich
...that plan was ill concieved . Become A Patron . The Doclopedia #2,075 Rocking The Steampunk: The Astounding Particle Man Nobody knows the true identity of the Particle Man, nor do they know what sort of mad experiment caused his body to become a mass of sand grain sized particles. What we do know is … Continue reading I’ll Kick The Vampire While You Pimpslap The Lich
Bucky & Squint Dig A Hole To China
...actually, they only got 40 feet down . Become A Patron . The Doclopedia #2,073 Rocking The Steampunk: Mr. Roboto In June of 1898, the mad genius Dr. Okamatsu released his giant steam powered robot upon Japan. Known as “Mr. Roboto”, it first appeared outside Osaka, destroying everything in it's path. 80 feet tall and … Continue reading Bucky & Squint Dig A Hole To China
Not In This Issue: Marsupials, Chocolate Cake and Cucumbers
...the cucumbers are in the garden . Become A Patron . The Doclopedia #2,069 Rocking The Steampunk: HMS Iron Butterfly The HMS Iron Butterfly is the flagship of the Imperial British Air Fleet. It measures 300 meters long and has a crew of 120. It flies at a cruising speed of 85 miles per hour, … Continue reading Not In This Issue: Marsupials, Chocolate Cake and Cucumbers
Orangutans Who Drive Sports Cars Cannot Be Trusted
...I mean, how could they afford it? . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,065 Ask Me About My...: Tooning Fork Simply put, a tooning fork turns an ordinary thing, living or not, into a toonis version of itself. Personally, I think it's funny as hell, but certain people in my family with whom I … Continue reading Orangutans Who Drive Sports Cars Cannot Be Trusted
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