...like, house sized big Sorry for not posting anything sooner, but I've had distractions and been sick. Not a huge post today, but it is the first part of a story about my Mad Scientist dog, Sasha. I'm writing each part in exactly 5 minutes and will post a new piece every couple of days … Continue reading Big Turtles
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Everybody’s Favorite Magic Duck
...Sammy! The Doclopedia #1,337 Interesting Fish: The Five Spotted Groper This warm water ocean fish weighs in at an average of 20 pounds and measures around 3 feet long. It is usually found in water no deeper than 30 feet around tropical islands. Aside from the five white spots along both sides of the … Continue reading Everybody’s Favorite Magic Duck
The Slightly Late, But Nevertheless Pretty Darned Thrilling, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Pork Chop Of Doom
...co-starring her younger brother, Half Blue Harvey The Doclopedia #1,335 It's A Trap!: In A Castle “I'm kicking the door open! Grindfal, get a spell ready. Rolf, follow me inside the room. Sirina, you fill anything that isn't Rolf or I full of arrows. Sister Blueberry, a blessing might be nice.” “Oh, Great Mother, bless … Continue reading The Slightly Late, But Nevertheless Pretty Darned Thrilling, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Pork Chop Of Doom
Burritos In The Bed
...frozen burritos! Support this blog on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/DocCross The Doclopedia #1,334 It's A Trap!: In Space “I am having trouble mentally processing your story, FangBrother Essossk. You tell me that your ship, one of the best attack vessels in the entire fleet, was lured into a trap by one tiny Vismonti trade ship. … Continue reading Burritos In The Bed
Mysterious Spicy Tales Of Science Fiction Detective Horror
...they tried to cover all the bases The Doclopedia #1,333 It's A Trap!: In The Jungle “Okay, let's assess the situation, shall we? That rat bastard Von Danigan told us the Temple of the Red Ape was in that last valley. He sold us a map and supplies and got us bearers. We trekked for … Continue reading Mysterious Spicy Tales Of Science Fiction Detective Horror
Accurate Fart Simulation In SmartBots
...a paper by Dr. Sasha Jane Cross The Doclopedia #1,332 It's A Trap!: In Milwaukee “What did I say, Gino? WHAT DID I SAY? I said taking this side job was a mistake. I said the G Men might be up to somethin'. I said if things went to hell we'd be fucked. AND I … Continue reading Accurate Fart Simulation In SmartBots
Not In This Issue: Raspberries, Albino Bats or Coffee Cake Recipes
...but there might be a tart recipe. Support this blog on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/DocCross The Doclopedia #1,331 News Of The Multiverse: Weather Alice Springs, Australia, Earth 16-C: Nuclear tornadoes are expected to hit this town early on Thursday morning. While smaller and less intense that in previous years, it is expected that there might be as … Continue reading Not In This Issue: Raspberries, Albino Bats or Coffee Cake Recipes
Fruit School
...interesting and delicious The Doclopedia #1,330 News Of The Multiverse: The Arts Sacramento, California, Earth 3-B: The latest Woodstock Festival, the 48th in a row, will be held just outside this city in August of this year. A 500 acre festival grounds is being prepared. It will include dining areas, camping areas, several first aid … Continue reading Fruit School
Giving Up The Fish Turned Out To Be a Bad Idea
...a hard lesson learned The Doclopedia #1,329 News Of The Multiverse: Sports News Chicago, United States, Earth 1-I: Fans rioted in the streets when the Chicago Cubs lost what would have been their fifth in a row World Series. The Cubs lost on a controversial call of out at home plate after two extra innings. … Continue reading Giving Up The Fish Turned Out To Be a Bad Idea
The Highly Entertaining, But Still Edgy, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Evil Orange Chump
...co-starring her mule, Patrick Support this blog on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/DocCross The Doclopedia #1,328 News Of The Multiverse: International News Beijing, China, Earth 287-E: The 3,206th Offering of Peace To The Great Dragon King ceremony took a troubling turn when dissident worshipers of the Tiger God set loose hundreds of cats. The Great Dragon, … Continue reading The Highly Entertaining, But Still Edgy, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Evil Orange Chump
Monsters In The Cereal Bowl
...not tasty at all Hey, look, a brand new Doclopedia theme that starts with a sequel to a very old one! The Doclopedia #1,327 It Happened One Night: Return Of The Hi Bouncy Ball It was July 3rd of 1972 and the Hamblin family, of Goldvale, California, had traveled to New York City … Continue reading Monsters In The Cereal Bowl
The Mostly Pretty Innocent, But Sometimes A Bit “Spanky”, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Jar Of Squid Paste.
...co-starring her horse, Reginald The Doclopedia #1,326 Spells Gone Wild: Fear “Yes, General Halkorian, I was there at the Battle of Bluestone Creek. I was...am...a Wizard of the second circle. I was assigned to work with Wizard Orlyanda, who is...was...actually, we aren't sure what happened to her...anyway, she was of the ninth circle. … Continue reading The Mostly Pretty Innocent, But Sometimes A Bit “Spanky”, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Jar Of Squid Paste.
Ducks VS Turkeys: Now It’s Personal!
...my money is on the ducks The Doclopedia #1,325 Spells Gone Wild: Sleep “Hello? Hello? Hargor can you wake up? Gilia, what about you? Rise and shine, Kelvo! Oh, please do wake up. The entire town is asleep and I'm sure I can't steal that ancient sword by myself. I'm just not strong … Continue reading Ducks VS Turkeys: Now It’s Personal!
The Piano Has Been Thinking
...not me, not me Support this blog on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/DocCross The Doclopedia #1,324 Spells Gone Wild: Magic Missile “Horkaw! Whut da hell wuz dat? You was s'posed ta cast dat spell at dose hoomans an' dwarfs! How come dem magical mizzels went all over an hit our guyz? One a' dem blew … Continue reading The Piano Has Been Thinking
Doc Tempest VS The Demons Of Dr. Loveless
...from the September 1961 issue Sasha Explains It All Reader Mail Hi, folks! Sorry this took so long but I've been busy doing science stuff and helping Santa during Xmas Eve. Here is some reader mail from the past few months. My Auntie Rosie Kirkland asks “Do they (meaning aliens) have dogs? If so, what … Continue reading Doc Tempest VS The Demons Of Dr. Loveless
The Cucumber Of Madness (And Other Stories)
...spoooooky stories! The Doclopedia #1,322 Spells Gone Wild: Fireball “I swear, Finniken, as Great Hothar is my witness, not one of my old masters ever said not to cast the Fireball spell in an area of very high natural mana. They talked about the problems in low mana areas and how you should not cast … Continue reading The Cucumber Of Madness (And Other Stories)
The Trouble Sisters Go Looking For The Teflon Bastard
...they wanted to mess him up The Doclopedia #1,321 Welcome To The Village: Dragon Point There are exactly 300 people living in Dragon Point. 150 men and 150 women, all of them looking about 50 years old. Unlike ordinary humans, these folks have strange colored hair. Some have fiery red-orange hair, which isn't … Continue reading The Trouble Sisters Go Looking For The Teflon Bastard
A Pretty Kitty Sang A Witty Ditty
...her name was Smitty The Doclopedia #1,320 Welcome To The Village: Granuush Orcs. Ugly, violent, greedy, treacherous, cunning Orcs. Everybody knows them and everybody hates them. They even hate each other, which is why the various Orc clans are always at war with each other. Did we mention the practice cannibalism? They do, and … Continue reading A Pretty Kitty Sang A Witty Ditty
It’s All Fun And Games Until You Get Caught By Her Parents
...run, boy, RUN The Doclopedia #1,319 Welcome To The Village: Porklyville On PigEarth 3, where humanoid pigs are the dominant species, you'll find the sleepy little town of Porklyville, Texas. Nothing much ever happens in Porklyville. People buy food at the Piggly Wiggly, go dancing and drinking at the Hog Wilde Saloon and see … Continue reading It’s All Fun And Games Until You Get Caught By Her Parents
Chapter 565: In Which Our Hero, Having Made His Way To China, Persuades A Warlord Into Wrestling An Octopus
...and it was a BIG octopus Support this blog on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/DocCross The Doclopedia #1,318 Welcome To The Village: Bleak Valley With a name like Bleak Valley, you can pretty much predict that this village of 300 people isn't going to be mistaken for Las Vegas. While the village itself is pleasant looking and … Continue reading Chapter 565: In Which Our Hero, Having Made His Way To China, Persuades A Warlord Into Wrestling An Octopus
My Life Among The Snarky Women
...sweet, but snarky The Doclopedia #1,317 Well, That's Different: Ronald Reagan, Liberal Superstar (I’ve gone to several alternate worlds almost identical to our Earth, but at different stages of the past. Sometimes, I’ve caused some changes. Here is one.) When told about my history “restructuring”, most people either get pissed off or congratulate … Continue reading My Life Among The Snarky Women
Never Put Eels In Your Underwear
...trust me on this. The Doclopedia #1,316 Well, That's Different: The Feminist Firestorm (I've gone to several alternate worlds almost identical to our Earth, but at different stages of the past. Sometimes, I've caused some changes. Here is one.) This one was only my fault in that I suggested going to Earth 20-H for a … Continue reading Never Put Eels In Your Underwear
The Very Strange & Surreal, Yet Also Darkly Funny, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Orange Skinned President
...co-starring her best buddy, Alex Baldwin The Doclopedia #1,315 Well, That's Different: The Conquest Of The Air (I've gone to several alternate worlds almost identical to our Earth, but at different stages of the past. Sometimes, I've caused some changes. Here is one.) Earth 22-C is at the year 1964 as of today, … Continue reading The Very Strange & Surreal, Yet Also Darkly Funny, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Orange Skinned President
Fantastic Breasts And Where To Find Them
...What? Oh, it's BEASTS! My bad. The Doclopedia #1,313 Modern Magical Items: Garden Tool Golem The first thing you need to know about Garden Tool Golems is that nobody knows who the hell is making them. They just appear one day, walking through the suburbs wearing a sign saying “Do you need help in the … Continue reading Fantastic Breasts And Where To Find Them
Pajamas: The Playboy Dog
...he's a smooth operator The Doclopedia #1,312 Modern Magical Items: Brassiere Of Ultimate Comfort As one might imagine, this item is in big demand. Calling them a brassiere is actually not true. There are no straps at all, just two cups of varying design, depending upon the needs of the woman. While the … Continue reading Pajamas: The Playboy Dog
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