...givin' them kids too much candy The Doclopedia #3,168 A California Kid & Spider Story: The Hot Job Spider and Moon With all of the paintings unframed, rolled up and placed into 4 aluminum tubes that were then capped off, Spider and Moon next gathered all of their equipment and left the room for the … Continue reading Troublesome Aunties
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Sporadic, But Automatic
.and sometimes emphatic The Doclopedia #3,167 A California Kid & Spider Story: The Hot Job The California Kid and Sister Nell Having found the combination to the safe, The Kid and Nell went straight up to the Senator's third floor office. The door was locked, which slowed them down only for the 43 seconds it … Continue reading Sporadic, But Automatic
All About Clean Living
...not my department The Doclopedia #3,166 A California Kid & Spider Story: The Hot Job Smooth Paul At about the 15 minute mark of the fireworks show, Smooth left Lucy at the balcony railing and went back into the bathroom where his package was. Opening it up, he took out a large folded up piece … Continue reading All About Clean Living
A +3 Hammer Of Toe Smashing
...OUCH!!! The Doclopedia #3,165 A California Kid & Spider Story: The Hot Job Spider & Moon As soon as the Kid had said “showtime”, Spider was on the move. He dropped the line that would cause both cameras to lower when pulled. After that he was down the tree and putting on his backpack. Everything … Continue reading A +3 Hammer Of Toe Smashing
Begin The Begone
...that's meaningless to anyone under about 65 The Doclopedia #3,164 A California Kid & Spider Story: The Hot Job Queen Bee In her small section of the catering truck, Queen Bee was getting progress reports from everyone, taking notes, watching the tv screens, and reporting anything interesting or necessary to the California Kid and Spider. … Continue reading Begin The Begone
X-Hens
...mutant chickens! The Doclopedia #3,163 A California Kid & Spider Story: The Hot Job Chief Richards & The Band Just before the fireworks started Devere and Martin, the two cops stationed at the corner to the southwest of the back yard, radioed to him that their stomachs were cramping and they had to get to … Continue reading X-Hens
The Gravy Gnomes Have Some Fun
...they were drunk on sausage gravy The Doclopedia #3,162 A California Kid & Spider Story: The Hot Job Sister Nell & The California Kid The band had been hired to play only until the fireworks started, so they were now packing up to leave. Nell helped them load up their 2 vans, then stepped in … Continue reading The Gravy Gnomes Have Some Fun
The Rare And Beautiful Wandering Muskrats Of Potawango Island
...they just wander aimlessly The Doclopedia #3,161 A California Kid & Spider Story: The Hot Job This is the story of an art heist that takes place during a Fourth of July party, and what each person in the team was doing Smooth Paul The moment Paul heard Kid give the signal through his earphone, … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Wandering Muskrats Of Potawango Island
No Steak For Yoyo!
...or Duke The Doclopedia #3,160 A California Kid & Spider Story: The Hot Job This is the story of an art heist that takes place during a Fourth of July party, and what each person in the team was doing. The California Kid The man that Chief Richards knew as Mr. Hanson, that Lucy Jervison … Continue reading No Steak For Yoyo!
Sock Machine
...it makes socks The Doclopedia #3,159 A California Kid & Spider Story: The Hot Job This is the story of an art heist that takes place during a Fourth of July party, and what each person in the team was doing. Queen Bee The woman known to the thieving crew as Queen Bee was the … Continue reading Sock Machine
Seven Ways To Find Peace
...#1: Do peaceful stuff The Doclopedia #3,158 A California Kid & Spider Story: The Hot Job This is the story of an art heist that takes place during a Fourth of July party, and what each person in the team was doing. Chief Richards Jack Richards was 60 years old. He had shitty knees, male … Continue reading Seven Ways To Find Peace
Uncle Doc Talks To You About Fish
...the kind you eat The Doclopedia #3,157 A California Kid & Spider Story: The Hot Job This is the story of an art heist that takes place during a Fourth of July party, and what each person in the team was doing. Spider The Jervison estate sat on 10 acres of land and had an … Continue reading Uncle Doc Talks To You About Fish
A Shoe For Bob
...a left shoe The Doclopedia #3,156 A California Kid & Spider Story: The Hot Job This is the story of an art heist that takes place during a Fourth of July party, and what each person in the team was doing. Moon Moon looked and acted exactly like the kind of catering staff that the … Continue reading A Shoe For Bob
Attack Of The Space Amazons
...in Space-O-Rama! The Doclopedia #3,155 A California Kid & Spider Story: The Hot Job This is the story of an art heist that takes place during a Fourth of July party, and what each person in the team was doing. Sister Nell Her name was not really Nell, and she was not any variety of … Continue reading Attack Of The Space Amazons
Good Dogs Don’t Gamble
...mine run a floating crap game The Doclopedia #3,154 A California Kid & Spider Story: The Hot Job This is the story of an art heist that takes place during a Fourth of July party, and what each person in the team was doing. Smooth Paul On the day of the hot job, Smooth Paul … Continue reading Good Dogs Don’t Gamble
Airwaves And Aardvarks
...I have no idea The Doclopedia #3,153 What Happened To Polly: She's Now An Ex-Parrot “My parrot? Dear old Polly? Yes, no longer with me, I'm afraid. Oh, no, not dead. No, she was with my friends and I when we rode into the Western Woods in search of Maleen, the Red Witch. Yes, we … Continue reading Airwaves And Aardvarks
Dragons I Have Ridden
...a surprising number of them The Doclopedia #3,152 What Happened To Polly: Scotty Beamed Her Up “Yeah, dude, we all saw it. Like, the whole TOWN saw it! It was crazy. See, we were there, at graduation, and Polly Morgan was giving her valedictorian speech. You know Polly, right? You met her last year at … Continue reading Dragons I Have Ridden
Higgins The Honey Badger Comes Home
...after a month in MombasaThe Doclopedia #3,151 What Happened To Polly: She Adopted A Basset Hound Like many people, Polly thought basset hounds were lazy, not very bright, and low maintenance. So she adopted a 10 week old puppy she named Sugar. Sugar was very very cute.She also, in the first 6 months, ate two … Continue reading Higgins The Honey Badger Comes Home
Later, We Ate Tacos And Laughed
...but at the moment, we were scaredThe Doclopedia #3,150 What Happened To Polly: Polly Didn't Want A Cracker She wanted some damned real food, but the not nearly as smart or dangerous as he acted Lord Bassingly only had fucking snack food to offer his supposed captives. She ate the damned crackers and cheese, then … Continue reading Later, We Ate Tacos And Laughed
More Songs About Lemons and Squid
...all with a catchy beat The Doclopedia #3,149 Things You Should Not Do: Let The Dogs Out “People ask, “Who Let the Dogs Out?” Well, I'm here to tell you, it doesn't matter who did it, what matters is they're out! Fuckin' dogs out knocking over garbage cans, stealing cars for joyrides, holding up liquor … Continue reading More Songs About Lemons and Squid
Finding Out The Soft Way
...way better than the other way The Doclopedia #3,148 Things You Should Not Do: Read The Book Of Secrets “Damn it, Cavendish, I don't care what eldritch horror might be about to manifest, we are not reading anything in that Book of Secrets. That thing is cursed sixteen ways from Sunday and iy sure as … Continue reading Finding Out The Soft Way
The Way Too Long, But Still Quite Spiffy, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Bacon Hat
......co-starring her second cousin, Yuri Wamplesquat The Doclopedia #3,147 Things You Should Not Do: Go To Kingville “Look, pardner, you can go ahead into Kingville if you want, but odds are good that you'll end up shot, in jail, or dead. Maybe all three. That town is full of killer outlaws and other damned owlhoots. … Continue reading The Way Too Long, But Still Quite Spiffy, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Bacon Hat
Fun With Things That Squish
...not eyeballs, Dorothy The Doclopedia #3,146 Things You Should Not Do: Piss Off Big Billy From a plaque located in Hill Giant canyon. It was on 15 Cloud, 1698, that Ivig Griteater stood on this very spot and told Big Billy, the Greater Hill Giant, to “fucking piss off, you ugly whorespawn”. Moments later, Ivig … Continue reading Fun With Things That Squish
A New Red Metal Baby Toy
...worse than the original The Doclopedia #3,145 Things You Should Not Do: Enter The Wrong Code Report from CopBot #D-227 Suspects identified as dangerous rebels reported to be seen at VarComm Labs at 02:15 this morning. Before SecCams were disabled, positive ID was made on “Jokeboy” Fipps, Delores “Slamdoll” Camarena, and “Tulsa Joe” Carson. ID … Continue reading A New Red Metal Baby Toy
This Goat Is For Sale
...because he's a mean bastard The Doclopedia #3,144 Things You Should Not Do: Trust The Blonde “I tell ya, Pete, that dame is poison. Rudy, Jack, Mel and I had a sweet thing going, hijackin' trucks and sellin' the goods down south. We were rakin' in the dough. Could barely keep up with demand. Then … Continue reading This Goat Is For Sale
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