...a new fake anime title The Doclopedia #3,143 Things You Should Not Do: Go Into The Statue Room “We are about to enter the Dungeon of 1,000 Deaths. There are some things you youngsters should know. First off, if water is coming out of a steel pipe anywhere, it's safe to drink. Any other sort … Continue reading My Little Brother Is A Level 20 Werewolf In My Video Game
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Uncle Doc Talks to You About False Spring
...don't plant tomatoes! The Doclopedia #3,141 Very Minor Gods: Rembuza, God Of Remembering Song Lyrics “Dude, I affect EVERYONE. I mean, the average person remembers a shitload of song lyrics going all the way back to their earliest years. That's my work, right there. Oh, yerah, it can be pretty funny when somebody over 40 … Continue reading Uncle Doc Talks to You About False Spring
Diversions, Excursions & Perversions
...it will be a hell of a vacation The Doclopedia #3,140 Very Minor Gods: Ogomo, God Of Finding Keys “Minor god? Ask some poor frantic person who has been looking for their car keys for 15 minutes how they feel when they find them. They feel pretty damned go, let me tell ya. About then, … Continue reading Diversions, Excursions & Perversions
French Toast And Ice Cream
...YUM!!! The Doclopedia #3,139 Very Minor Gods: Zelina, Goddess Of Sleeping Pets “Oh, they all look so sweet, lying there so deep in slumber. Look, her little legs are twitching because she's dreaming about running! Just darling, isn't it? And then, while they sleep, you get a chance to relax and remember how much you … Continue reading French Toast And Ice Cream
Bubble Of Doom
...doom, I tell ya! The Doclopedia #3,142 Very Minor Gods: Hookins, Goddess Of Minor Good Luck “Five dollar scratcher wins, getting into your car just ahead of the meter maid tagging you, finding out it's 2 for 1 taco day...that's my doing. Life is rough for humans, so if I can give them that little … Continue reading Bubble Of Doom
In This Episode: Bob’s Boss Comes To Dinner
...and he forgets to tell Mary The Doclopedia #3,138 Very Minor Gods: Blattos, God Of Farts “Yeah, yeah, I'm the God of Farts. Laugh it up. Now think about those times you've had discomfort in your guts and a great big fart has come to the rescue. Yeah, then you're thankful for me. Oh, I … Continue reading In This Episode: Bob’s Boss Comes To Dinner
Great Moments In Dice Rolling
...not about my dice The Doclopedia #3,137 Two Characters In Search Of An Adventure: Momsy and Popsy These two retired senior citizens lead a quiet, ordinary life in a normal suburban home. They relate tales of their youthful adventures to their children, grand-children and great grand-children. Friends often visit them. Oh, and they sometimes go … Continue reading Great Moments In Dice Rolling
Handsome Joe Finds A New Friend
...she's a goat named Millie The Doclopedia #3,136 Two Characters In Search Of An Adventure: Ken and Robin Riding from town to town, these two fellows hand out information on all manner of subjects as they search for cryptids, UFOs, and anything occult. They also give out recipes for tasty meals. Sooner or later though, … Continue reading Handsome Joe Finds A New Friend
Try Our Sardine Ice Cream
...all sales are final The Doclopedia #3,135 Two Characters In Search Of An Adventure: Yoyo and Duke They're dogs! They're brothers! They get into wacky predicaments! Yoyo is a Jack Russell Terrier mix and a creators of comic books. He's also a world ranked skate/snow boarder. Duke is a Basset Hound and a computer game … Continue reading Try Our Sardine Ice Cream
Hungry Mooncats
...they love cheese The Doclopedia #3,134 Two Characters In Search Of An Adventure: Nicole and Chris If you think that a suburban dog mom and her former musician husband can't have adventures, you are dead wrong. These two are always encountering bad guys, stupid politicians, and just plain strange people and creatures. They dive into … Continue reading Hungry Mooncats
Hot Damn!
...wow! The Doclopedia #3,133 Two Characters In Search Of An Adventure: Avis and Ginie These two women lead pretty ordinary lives...until a murder occurs. At that point, they start looking for clues, talking to people, and using their vast knowledge of many subjects to help the police solve the crime. Sometimes, the police even appreciate … Continue reading Hot Damn!
Another Post About Apples
...from an in-cider. get it? The Doclopedia #3,132 Two Characters In Search Of An Adventure: Blue and Omar If your story idea needs two swashbuckling anthropomorphic raccoons, these guys are your boys! They were born to get in and out of trouble, rescue fair maidens, fight the forces of evil, and aid the poor and … Continue reading Another Post About Apples
What Would Scooby Do?
...rut roh! The Doclopedia #3,131 Two Characters In Search Of An Adventure: Spike and Doc Despite having nicknames that sound like gangsters out of a 1930's movie, these two delightful older gentlemen are really just a pair of somewhat geeky fellows out to learn new things and help folks out. There is always a slight … Continue reading What Would Scooby Do?
Plastic Faces
...many to choose from The Doclopedia #3,130 In The Junk Drawer: 9 Bottle Caps “Hey, Muriel, look here. Remember when Joey and his buddies were about 8 and collecting bottle caps? Looks like we have the last 9 right here. Jeez, Brother's Root Beer. That hasn't been around since before the war. Hey, let's send … Continue reading Plastic Faces
Night Of The Vampire Werewolves
...a cheapo movie The Doclopedia #3,129 In The Junk Drawer: Green String “Hey, Lisa, do you remember this green string? I think you were in 3rd grade when you had us dye a big spool of string green so you could do some art project for school. Yeah, yeah, Miss Taggart was your teacher. Old … Continue reading Night Of The Vampire Werewolves
Patty The Shopper Got Us The Goods
...About $200 worth The Doclopedia #3,128 In The Junk Drawer: A Hacksaw Blade “And here's a perfectly good hacksaw blade. Probably the last survivor of that time in '52 when your nitwit Uncle Don handcuffed himself to the back fence. Then, he found out he'd lost the key. Those cop cuffs are tough. I wore … Continue reading Patty The Shopper Got Us The Goods
Forget I Ever Said That!
...please? The Doclopedia #3,127 In The Junk Drawer: A Pill Bottle Full Of Sand “Well will ya look at that. Hey, Muriel, take a look. Remember this? Yeah, it's that sand from Hawaii that I brought back on the way home after the war. Yeah, same old aspirin bottle and all. Yeah, I brought it … Continue reading Forget I Ever Said That!
The Last Cupcake You’ll Ever Eat
...so, maybe save it The Doclopedia #3,126 In The Junk Drawer: 48 Cents “Welp, I just got paid for today. Yep, 48 cents I didn't have before. Found it way in the back of the drawer, under a pile of crap. Probably been there since right after we bought the house.Hey, wait...that's an Indian Head … Continue reading The Last Cupcake You’ll Ever Eat
Howard The Snake Falls In Love
...with Liza the Lizard The Doclopedia #3,125 In The Junk Drawer: Really Good Tape “Well I'll be! There that roll of really good tape I thought I'd lost. Man, this stuff will hold anything together. How do I know? Go ask your mother about how I reattached the front bumper on the car after it … Continue reading Howard The Snake Falls In Love
It’s Fruit Gnomes VS Veggie Pixies!
...it's gonna get wild The Doclopedia #3,124 In The Junk Drawer: A Big Spoon “Open up you son of a...Goddamnit! What the...? A spoon? Muriel, you tell the kids that this junk drawer ain't the place for a big damned wooden spoon! I had a hell of a time trying to get it open and...what? … Continue reading It’s Fruit Gnomes VS Veggie Pixies!
Mr Motango Was NOT Amused
...he was REALLY pissed The Doclopedia #3,123 Five Ordinary Joes As NPCs: Joe Landus, Magical Animal Control Officer Str: +3 Con: +3 Int: +1 Dex: +2 Agi: +3 Skills: Knowledge (Beasts): +4 Knowledge (Magical Beasts): +4 Fight: +2 Magic: +2 Survival: +3 Description: Joe is 30 years old, stands 6'8” tall, weighs 300 pounds, has … Continue reading Mr Motango Was NOT Amused
Why Did We Buy This Thing?
...a common question The Doclopedia #3,122 Five Ordinary Joes As NPCs: Joe Mace, 1820 Tavern Keeper Str: +2 Con: +1 Int: +1 Dex: +1 Agi: Average Skills: Knowledge (Local): +2 Business Operation: +2 Charm/Intimidate: +2 Description: Joe is 46 years old, 6' tall, 190 pounds, bald, has blue eyes, and is married with 2 grown … Continue reading Why Did We Buy This Thing?
Monkey On A Hotseat
...it was his own fault The Doclopedia #3,121 Five Ordinary Joes As NPCs: Joe DiCasio, 2075 Window Washer Str: +1 Con: +1 Int: +2 Dex: +1 Agi: Average Skills: Knowledge (Secrets): +3 Hacker: +3 Connections (Geek): +3 Description: Joe is 31 and the founder, owner and operator of RoboKlean Window Washing. His robots are out … Continue reading Monkey On A Hotseat
Thin Milkshake Blues
...as sun by Blind Leonard Lemon The Doclopedia #3,120 Five Ordinary Joes As NPCs: Joe Earls, 1960s Garbage Truck Driver Str: +3 Con: +2 Int: +1 Dex: Average Agi: Average Skills: Knowledge (Local): +2 Driver: +2 Fight: +2 Description: Joe is 28, 6'2” tall, weighs 200 pounds, has black hair and brown eyes, is African … Continue reading Thin Milkshake Blues
Uncle Doc Talks To You About Composting
...with worms The Doclopedia #3,119 Five Ordinary Joes As NPCs: Joe Shin, 1930s Mechanic Str: +2 Con: +2 Int: +1 Dex: +1 Agi: +1 Skills: Mechanic (Automobiles): +4 Driver: +2 Inventor (Mechanical): +3 Description: Joe is 34, 5'10” tall, 165 pounds, has brown hair and brown eyes, is Swedish/Irish, and is right handed. He has … Continue reading Uncle Doc Talks To You About Composting
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