...and are soon fired The Doclopedia #2,669 More Annotated Entries: Warning Labels: Do It Yourself Monster Kit WARNING: Failure to read the following could result in death, destruction, madness and the end of civilization as we know it. (A government inquiry found that fully 52% of purchasers ignored these warnings.) 1: Your Do It Yourself … Continue reading Bucky & Squint Get Real Jobs
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Blue Widgets
...much better than the yellow ones The Doclopedia #2,668 More Annotated Entries: Don’t Touch That Strange Thing! Aw, c’mon, Jimmy, don’t mess with that. (The young man asking this was 12 year old Howie Fernstadt, a fairly cautious and level headed fellow, as 12 year old boys go) It looks really strange and it could … Continue reading Blue Widgets
We Are All Out Of Fish Today
...maybe try the clams The Doclopedia #2,667 More Annotated Entries: Agent Roscoe, FBI Paranormal InvestigatorRoscoe is a medium sized mutant Basset Hound/Beagle mix, 7 years old, 50 pounds, reddish brown & white coat, brown eyes, long ears and his right one has a small bullet hole in it. (Roscoe died of old age at 16.5 … Continue reading We Are All Out Of Fish Today
The Less Podcasty, More Bloggy, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Big Announcement
Co-starring her pet lizard, JeromeNOTE: If you saw this title pop up on September first, it was a mistake. THE DOCLOPEDIA IS BACK! The Doclopedia #2,666 More Annotated Entries: Maryellen Baxter, Mystical Craftsperson Maryellen is a native San Franciscan who lives with her husband, David, and their three children in a large Victorian home in … Continue reading The Less Podcasty, More Bloggy, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Big Announcement
Uncle Doc Talks To You About Doing A 100 Entry Challenge
...just don't The Long & Winding Road Part 100 The Kingdom Of Gallaidia Congratulations! You have reached the city of Celestra in the great kingdom of Galladia! The moment you crossed the border, this stretch of The Road turned to gold and became as smooth and sturdy as concrete. The will be having a HUGE … Continue reading Uncle Doc Talks To You About Doing A 100 Entry Challenge
Running Wild With Bare Girls
...MUCH more fun than that TV show The Long & Winding Road Part 99 Lonsia This is yet another peaceful halfling farming country, albeit a large and prosperous one. They knew you were coming. It seems The Road itself told them in their dreams two days ago. The moment you arrive, a big celebration begins. … Continue reading Running Wild With Bare Girls
Cold Cod Sandwich
...nope The Long & Winding Road Part 98 Fenimar Fenimar is a land of Warrior Women, and they take zero shit from men. Travelers who remember that men are to remain polite and peaceful will do well.Despite being rather militaristic, Fenimar is quite cosmopolitan and a center for the arts. It also boasts one of … Continue reading Cold Cod Sandwich
Fox On The Snow
...very cute The Long & Winding Road Part 97 Gebreen Yep, this is pretty much Ireland, but not an island. Much of it is quite wild, and there are several types of “little people” found here. A few monsters live out in the wilds, too.Like the people of Zarlosk, the Gebreeni hate Walstin. They have … Continue reading Fox On The Snow
Module T-1: The Forest Ghost
...for characters level 3-5 The Long & Winding Road Part 96 Zarlosk Welcome to this world's version of Scotland. Like that country, there are highlands and lowlands and everyone pretty much hates Walstin. Zarlosk is famed for it's universities, liquor, wool, builders, and military. The latter are mostly found along the Walstin border.There are few … Continue reading Module T-1: The Forest Ghost
Sunshine On The Zinnias
...beautiful The Long & Winding Road Part 95 Walstin This large land is basically a fantasy world version of England, minus the rest of the UK. It is perhaps a bit steampunky, because their factories use iron golems for power and there are steam powered trains.The social strata here is much like it was in … Continue reading Sunshine On The Zinnias
Rum And Gaming
...makes for a fun RPG session The Long & Winding Road Part 94 The High Pass This pass through the High Mountains is cold, lonely, and can be dangerous. There is one small inn at the halfway point. It is operated by two rough and bickering dwarf brothers.Only about half of this part of The … Continue reading Rum And Gaming
A Book About Ponds
...all sizes of ponds The Long & Winding Road Part 93 Krogu Live Here! Krogu is probably the largest giant in the world, standing over 100 feet tall. He is a combination of human and ape. Krogu seems to be a fairly peaceful vegetarian, but if anything living so much as looks at him wrong, … Continue reading A Book About Ponds
Going To Crazy Lake
...with our friends The Long & Winding Road Part 92 Land Of The Mad Witch This madwoman loves to give limited intelligence and animation to non-living things like toys, tables, pots, pans, whatever. They are kind and gentle creatures, but the witch treats them cruelly, then gets bored with them after a few days and … Continue reading Going To Crazy Lake
A Thief For The Ages
...he was just that good The Long & Winding Road Part 91 The Ghostfolk This is an entire country of ghosts. 25,000 of them, of several species, but mostly humans. They are nice, but sad, folks. That's because they were killed by the Mad Witch 100 years ago, and cannot find rest until she is … Continue reading A Thief For The Ages
The Kitty Cats Eat A Turkey
...a cooked turkey The Long & Winding Road Part 90 Stone Forest This is a very strange area. The forest is made up of a wide variety of trees, shrubs and other plants, but they are all made of different types of stones, gems, and minerals. So are all of the animals, from bears to … Continue reading The Kitty Cats Eat A Turkey
The Rare And Beautiful Green Spotted Bush Warbler Of Potawango Island
...just warbling in their bushes The Long & Winding Road Part 89 Dwarvengost The Road is 170 miles of green sand here and the inhabitants are creepy Goth Dwarves. They are not friendly, although they are not aggressive. They live underground in large towns and one large city, all of which have spooky looking entry … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Green Spotted Bush Warbler Of Potawango Island
Spiffy Biscuits
...just wonderful The Long & Winding Road Part 88 Sarsan Wood Elves and slimmer than usual Halflings call this land home. They grow great apples and craft cool stuff. They are also the last normal folks for about 650 miles.These folks lead fairly simple lives, but are nonetheless friendly and willing to aide or trade … Continue reading Spiffy Biscuits
The Dancing Elks Tango
...a popular tune in the late 20s The Long & Winding Road Part 87 Halmeer This pleasant country has hills, mountains, rivers, fields, forests, and a large lake. The culture here is Quasi-Middle Eastern, but pretty much secular. It is a pretty wealthy country. It is a major trade hub, with a physical border to … Continue reading The Dancing Elks Tango
The Village Of Stinkmeir
...a terrible place The Long & Winding Road Part 86 Jursik Jursik, the country High Jursik broke away from 100 years ago, is pretty much the United States under a government of leftie liberals. It is a prosperous, friendly, and welcoming country. The rights of everyone are of the highest priority. Medical care and housing, … Continue reading The Village Of Stinkmeir
Teddy Bear Fistfight
...it was bloody The Long & Winding Road Part 85 High Jursik To give you an idea of what this land is like, imagine the United States under the iron fist of conservatives fascists. The rights of ordinary citizens are restricted, all government agencies are corrupt, the military is everywhere, and the rulers are paranoid. … Continue reading Teddy Bear Fistfight
Wicked Pugs Fleeced My Hamster
...and left him broke and sad The Long & Winding Road Part 84 Polgonia This is a land of salt miners and farmers. They come from many different lands and cultures. Salt is the big moneymaker, but the many herbs and spices they grow are a close second. Food and accomodations are plentiful, as are … Continue reading Wicked Pugs Fleeced My Hamster
Good Dogs Inc.
...for all of your good dog needs The Long & Winding Road Part 83 Drennir After the terrors of the Monsterwood, this friendly land of Asian looking farmers will be a welcome site. Ruled by a Chinese style dragon, who herself is very friendly, this land has rice paddies, vegetable farms, and poultry farms for … Continue reading Good Dogs Inc.
Mrs. Wangdoodle Goes All Steampunky
...dig those crazy goggles The Long & Winding Road Part 82 Monsterwood Just what is says on the tin. A huge, colorful, rather alien looking woodland with way more than the average number of monsters. WAY more. Monsters here can be as small as a cat to as large as a house. Thankfully, there are … Continue reading Mrs. Wangdoodle Goes All Steampunky
Not In This Issue: Strangeness, Prophecy, or Hoodoo
...there might be some oddness The Long & Winding Road Part 81 Giant Forest This is a forest of enormous trees, both evergreen and deciduos. It's inhabited by 9 foot tall giants that look and act just like halflings, but are 3 times their size. They cook great food and eat often, Enjoy their ale, … Continue reading Not In This Issue: Strangeness, Prophecy, or Hoodoo
Geoffrey The Giant
...60 feet tall and a wonderful fellow The Long & Winding Road Part 80 Forest Of The Color Wizards Throughout its entire 230 miles if wandering through this land, The Road is made of sand in hundreds of bright colors. These colors swirl and shift, sometimes mixing, sometimes not.If you wonder what happened to all … Continue reading Geoffrey The Giant
