...they saved the worldThe Doclopedia #2,960 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #199 He immediately began to blush, then stammered out, “I..I..use...used to watch Miss...Miss Torgosan go swimming in her underwear down at the creek last summer.” He felt like his face was on fire. Why would Greaty Helma want to know such a deep dark secret? … Continue reading The League Of Extraordinary Rabbits →

...but no hash The Doclopedia #2,959 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #198 “I'm here, Greaty. I did everything you said except talk to Bevan & Ala. I'll see them soon.” She opened her eyes and looked at him. There was little time left and her voice was weak when she spoke. “Good...good. Now I want you … Continue reading $12.64 And A Hash Pipe →

...they never eat them The Doclopedia #2,958 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #197 Dree Dree had gotten his pack and equipment together, then spent a couple of hours with his parents. He had helped Dad do a few minor repairs, then helped his mother with dinner prep. It was pretty hard to chat with them like … Continue reading Pixies Among The Radishes →

...aliens ate it The Doclopedia #2,956 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #195 Seyan & Lahn They were in one of the small rooms that looked out over the Great Canyon and Lahn had just told her about how the zeppelin came and went from a large cave not too far from here. He was describing how … Continue reading I Never Touched The Cake →

...24 carat The Doclopedia #2,955 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #194 Ala It was nearing time for Bevan to get off work and Ala had made up her mind about her future. Duty to family and fear of the unknown had won out again. She would go get the wagon and leave Town in a few … Continue reading Golden Thoughts →

...and stay the hell away from that, tooThe Doclopedia #2,954 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #193 Ohlong looked at the Grand High Curator and asked, “Do you think old Porky will stay here or go out to lead the search?” The Grand High Curator looked at him and said, ”Which would you do, Mart, especially if … Continue reading Can’t Touch This! Or That! →

...you can smell 'em comin'The Doclopedia #2,953 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #192 Chapter Nineteen: Moments Grand High Curator The Grand High Curator and High Curator Ohlong were deep in discussions with several other Curators when the Grand High Curator felt a familiar tingling in his pocket. He removed the comslate and saw a message from … Continue reading It’s All Fun And Games Until The Skunk People Come Around →

...up to no goodThe Doclopedia #2,952 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #191 Putting thoughts of being wealthy out of her mind, she went back to thinking of local gossip. A few minutes, her musings were interrupted when Dree ran down the stairs and out the back door. That boy was up to something, she was sure … Continue reading Raccoons In A Rowboat →

...we all agreedThe Doclopedia #2,951 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #190 Not for the first time, Golta wondered what she would do with twenty five thousand bucks. She'd leave this little town, that was for sure. Maybe she'd go to Omha, or even Indee, and open up a little tea shop for the wealthy ladies. The … Continue reading A Fine Time For Cookies →

...it smells horribleThe Doclopedia #2,950 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #189 One of the reasons she had taken this job at the inn was to hear tidbits of gossip from people outside of Town. It was not a good idea to spread stories just about your neighbors. You had to mix things up a bit. One … Continue reading Avoid The Dirty Dungeon →

...the farmer was quite pissed off.The Doclopedia #2,949 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #188 One of the reasons she had taken this job at the inn was to hear tidbits of gossip from people outside of Town. It was not a good idea to spread stories just about your neighbors. You had to mix things up … Continue reading Goats All Over The Hillside →

... fun tunes!The Doclopedia #2,948 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #187 Chapter Eighteen: Golta, The Gossip Twenty two year old Golta Gernsmak had always been a gossip. When she was small, she would run to tell the mothers what the other children had done. As she got older, she learned to relay only the juiciest gossip … Continue reading More Songs About Beer And Otters →

...we named him SwiftyThe Doclopedia #2,947 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #186 She arranged a small stack of writing paper and her pen, then bent down slowly to the second drawer from the bottom on her desk. From it, she removed a small metal box and what looked like a four inch square of frosted glass. … Continue reading Betting On The Fastest Lizard →

...all of their own making The Doclopedia #2,946 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #185 “Finally, my brave boy, you must come up here before dinner and see me one last time. I'll have more things for you to read and we shall say our goodbyes then.” She patted his hand to comfort him. She knew all … Continue reading More Problems For The Winslow Boys →

...it was red and yellowThe Doclopedia #2,945 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #184 “First, you must go to your room and quietly fill up your hiking pack with clothing for both warm and cold weather. Lay out a set of good clothes to change into just before you leave, as well as your best hiking boots. … Continue reading Handsome Joe And The Squeaky Ball →

...Don't eat them for breakfastThe Doclopedia #2,944 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #183 For a short time, there was silence between them and Dree was barely able to not break it. Would she tell him to not go, or would she tell him how to go? “In a better version of the world, you would be … Continue reading Unspeakable Oats →

...except for Duke The Doclopedia #2,943 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #182 Dree calmed down a bit, glad to have finally gotten his problem out into the open. “They're the Roadie lady and the Offy man who checked in yesterday morning. They're really nice and the Offy man, Bevan, really hates the Museum. I didn't give … Continue reading We Have The Mutts! →

...so he can seduce that storm giantThe Doclopedia #2,942 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #181 He took a breath and began. “My friend, Carso, found a piece of the crystal that the Museum is offering that big reward for. He told me and then his family left town and I told him I'd go get it … Continue reading Bonus Dice For The Bard →

...a really big clown carThe Doclopedia #2,941 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #180 Laughing, she gave him another hug and said, “Oh yes, I was indeed. I led an interesting life and so shall you, Dree.” Those last words finally brought Dree back to his senses. “Greaty, before you tell me more about becoming a Storyteller, … Continue reading Dinosaurs In A Clown Car →

...hosted by Mr. Porkwaffle The Doclopedia #2,940 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #179 Dree knew this was true. He loved hearing stories like “The girl who climbed the mountain” and “The girl that lived with pirates” and...hey, wait a minute...were those stories true? Had she done all that? “You were a pirate?,“ he asked. “You did … Continue reading Questions For Doctor Silkmelon →

...co-starring her older sister, Tangerinia The Doclopedia #2,938 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #177 She smiled and told him she felt much better now that he was there and that all he needed to get was a chair to sit in. As he pulled a chair up to sit by her, she picked up the book. … Continue reading The Strange And Thrilling, Yet Kinda Nerdy, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Alien Pillow →

...slow news day The Doclopedia #2,937 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #176 Chapter Seventeen: The Passing Of Stories Dree knocked on his Greaty's bedroom door, eager to finally get her advice about the crystal. “Come in, Dree,“ said a soft voice. She was sitting at her desk with a small book and some papers near to … Continue reading This Just In: Nothing Happened →

...fortunately, there were bushes The Doclopedia #2,936 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #175 After making sure that there was nobody else around, the agent removed a comslate from a deep jacket pocket. Using the stylus, the agent wrote a short note that simply said “Everything is in place”, then tapped the symbol to send it to … Continue reading Jojo Had To Gogo →