...then they laughed at him The Doclopedia #2,321 Loot, Glorious Loot: In A Modern Espionage Game Mars Gordon is dead, his plot to kill billions using space lasers ended. You will soon leave his burning secret lair, but not until you take a few things for the techies at your agency to look over. These … Continue reading Drunken Dingos Bothered My Platypus
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The Journey Of A Thousand Entries…
...begins here, actually Hear ye, hear ye! The latest Doclopedia Deathmarch begins now!The Doclopedia #2,320 Loot, Glorious Loot: In A Pulp Adventure Game Inside the Temple of the Snake Goddess, after defeating the evil mastermind known only as Garr, but upon death revealed to be Professor Enright, you find: Roughly 300 gems, mostly diamonds and … Continue reading The Journey Of A Thousand Entries…
Pounds & Pounds Of Houndy Hounds
...at one point, about 210 pounds of themJust a quick post to remind y'all that...1: Today is Doctor Demento's 81st birthday!2: The 2022-2024 Doclopedia Deathmarch starts a few minutes after midnight on Monday, the 4th of April.3: You can read the first 7 weeks of the Deathmarch posts, AND listen to all 75+ episodes of … Continue reading Pounds & Pounds Of Houndy Hounds
A Juicy Bit Of Alien Steak
...grass fed aliens, of courseDOC NEWS UPDATE!Just some filler until the Deathmarch starts in about 4 weeks.1: DunDraCon was fun, and holy shit did I need to go to a game convention.2: Everyone here is healthy and doing fine.3: I have the first 5.5 weeks of Doclopedia posts set up to post daily starting April … Continue reading A Juicy Bit Of Alien Steak
Music For Happy Bunnies
...you can dance to it A few things to note, Gentle Readers... 1: I will be going to DunDraCon in a couple of days. I'll post short videos, plus a longer audio report, on Patreon.2: I have the first three weeks worth of Doclopedia Deathmarch entries pre-loaded for April, so come the 4th of that … Continue reading Music For Happy Bunnies
The Candy Fairies Strike Again!
...and it was tastyJust a quick post to let everyone know that February 28th will be the start of the next Doclopedia Deathmarch. I'm not sure how long it will go on, but I'm shooting for at least 500 days, maybe more.Sadly, though, that is when it will start appearing over on my Patreon, not … Continue reading The Candy Fairies Strike Again!
Yoyo B. Is In Da House, Y’all!
...for the durationToday, 1/29/2022, Grace and I adopted a terrier mix named Yoyo from the Sacramento SPCA, the same place we got Silky & Luke from.Yoyo Brian Cross is 2.5 years old and had been living on the street for some time. He is very skinny and not very human oriented, so putting some weight … Continue reading Yoyo B. Is In Da House, Y’all!
I’m Back
...hopefully, I won't write that again for many years.I'm back. Sasha would have chewed me a new ass for being gone too long.
R.I.P. Sasha Jane Cross (2009-2022)
Our sweet old girl, Sasha, died today after a short bout with liver failure. Grace and I were with her as our vet helped her go. Sasha was with us longer than any of our other dogs, 10 years and 16 days. She was in really good health right up until about the last week … Continue reading R.I.P. Sasha Jane Cross (2009-2022)
Wicked Elasmosaurs Befuddled My Navajoceratops
...it did him a bamboozle, too I posted this in December on Facebook, but I'm reposting here.Because I am a well known madman, I am going to plunge into something soon that will benefit my Patrons and, a bit later, the folks who enjoy reading my blog. And, every so often, the folks on Facebook. … Continue reading Wicked Elasmosaurs Befuddled My Navajoceratops
The Santa Claus Caper
...it had to be done in one nightJust dropping this in to let everyone know that I should be back to at least weekly blogging in the new year. Until then, you can listen to me podcast here: https://open.spotify.com/show/3UgGmgqBMrl3ZGZZ4jTD5v for free, or here, https://www.patreon.com/DocCross Happy new year!
All The Creepy Little Things
...are hereThis is pretty much just a post to show that I didn't miss posting in November. You can move along now.
We Do The Strange Things Here
...sometimes, REALLY strange things The Minorka Story : In Which Strange Things Are Afoot At The Former Minorka HouseOur story thus farm quickly told: Horace & Minnie Minorka, crazy neighbors up the street, move to Florida after selling their house to his nephew...Right wing nutcase tool of a nephew and his loony wife alienate everyone, … Continue reading We Do The Strange Things Here
Baboons And Raccoons In Balloons Playing Spoons
...crazy as loons Sasha Explains It All NHTA Overview: Art For Art's Sake Let's cut right to the bone here, folks: No NHTA art, from painting to big budget films to community theater to musical acts, is done for profit, and it is all government subsidized. Even more different from you humans, the line between … Continue reading Baboons And Raccoons In Balloons Playing Spoons
Pink Horses
...pretty and shy Sasha Explains It All NHTA Overview: How We Run Things Hi, humans! I'm back after a long hiatus and I'm going to tackle a big subject in several parts: The Non-Human Terran Alliance and how it, and our society overall, works. Some of what I'll say might piss off certain humans, but … Continue reading Pink Horses
The Grand Exalted Order Of The Sacred Special Thing
...they're not very specific, but their rituals are cool Critter Con 14 The Trip Home Day 3: In which we take the back way home and get to attend a hippie party along the way. The last leg of our trip home started at 8:00 this morning, with all of us bleary eyed and only … Continue reading The Grand Exalted Order Of The Sacred Special Thing
Attack Of The Big Hungry Things
...with big teeth! Critter Con 14 The Trip Home Day 2: In which we stop at a brand new sanctuary, pick veggies, hit the lounge for some Vegas prep, and arrive in Sin City. We left Durango at 7:00 this morning, headed for Las Vegas, Nevada. Since we only had one stop planned, we did … Continue reading Attack Of The Big Hungry Things
Hairy Pupper And The Magic Tree
...which, of course, he pissed on Critter Con 14 The Trip Home Day 1: In which we are on a leisurely drive home and make stops for food, sightseeing and bears Our trip home started about 20 minutes after the pie party last night. We sent our friends home, then just sort of hung out … Continue reading Hairy Pupper And The Magic Tree
A Big Jar Full Of Pickled Fleems
...3 for $1.00 Critter Con 14 Con Day 4: We plow through the dealer's room again, get in those final games, watch Grandpa & Uncle Spike take questions, and say goodbye with pie and ice cream.We started our day with about 28 of us going to Big Breakfast, and eating huge amounts of food.And just … Continue reading A Big Jar Full Of Pickled Fleems
Snow Cones And Alligators
...they were big alligators Critter Con 14 Con Day 3: Gaming, food, the Dealers Room, more food, and pub crawling. Here, in brief, is how things went for several of our extended crew as far as gaming went on Saturday.Grandpa: Ran Part One of his “Reverse Dungeon” for 4 hours, ate tamales, then played Ogre. … Continue reading Snow Cones And Alligators
Tales Of Old Mars
...because Young Mars sucked Critter Con 14 Con Day 2: Post party reviews, more gaming, the annual mud bath, Olde Tyme Radio and a crazy Sock Hop.Okay, dear readers, we have a lot to talk about and not much time to do it in because we are heading out to the biggest party of the … Continue reading Tales Of Old Mars
A Most Amazing Dog
...who won't stop farting Critter Con 14 Con Day 1: A day of gaming, talking to people, considering room parties, and dealing with the romantic results of the Blue Trash Panda. The Cheesecake & Bourbon party last night was fun, despite the fact that neither of us (or Mom, Grandma, Sam, Auntie Mary, Uncle Spike, … Continue reading A Most Amazing Dog
Puttin’ On The Twits
...mostly MAGAts Critter Con 14 Con Day Zero: We arrive, meet old friends, have a moment of weirdness, and get ready to party. Hi, everyone! Cupcake & Tucker here, doing the con reports to free up Grandpa so he can get in more gaming and whatever.We drove into the Critter City dome at 11 this … Continue reading Puttin’ On The Twits
Fingers In The Pudding
...not as part of the pudding Critter Con 14 Trip Day 5: In which we are in Texas and encounter nuts with guns, visit one hell of a wood carver, chow down on barbecue, and visit Cowboy Jesus. Our Tuesday morning breakfast behind us, we were walking out of the Big Texan Steak Ranch & … Continue reading Fingers In The Pudding
The Rare And Beautiful Honking Opossum Of Potawango Island
...they are BIG Critter Con 14 Trip Day 4: In which we start the day with PIE!, watch a guinea pig movie, see Movie Monsters of the Desert, eat tasty cheeseburgers, and see Stuff Found Along The Side Of The Road. When you spend the night in a place called Pie Town, by golly, you … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Honking Opossum Of Potawango Island
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