...right? The Doclopedia #2,983 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #222 “You've chosen a rough road, Dree, but I know you'll be ok. You're a smart fella. I'll talk to your folks as soon as I can.” He turned to the others and smiled. “You'd better make it look good, Offy, and you'd better go get those … Continue reading Spoggawogga
A Zero For That Joke
...not funny at allThe Doclopedia #2,982 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #221 It took only about 5 minutes to reach the Post Office, which was closed at this time of night. The small stable was just behind it and Dree knew it held six horses. He had often stopped by after school to talk with Mr. … Continue reading A Zero For That Joke
Five Women On The Boat
...fishing for sea bass The Doclopedia #2,981366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #220 After a second, she whispered, “He'll kill us all, now. We've got to get out of here fast.” They noticed that the man who had fought Bevan was coming around. He must have been pretty tough. “I agree”, Bevan said. He had also noticed … Continue reading Five Women On The Boat
Those Nutty Garage Fairies
...just plain crazyThe Doclopedia #2,980 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #219 Dree gulped and took a deep breath. Then he saw something else and said, “I'll tell you...goodnight, pigbreath.” Before the Curator could react, a large piece of firewood from behind the Lanstred house came down on his head and he collapsed, knocked clean out by … Continue reading Those Nutty Garage Fairies
Dogs Writing Songs
...ballads, mostlyThe Doclopedia #2,979 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #218 He was about to go over and start kicking Bevan's opponent when Curator Hadolfus stepped out of a shadow and grabbed Dree by the neck, choking off any yell. He looked really angry and Dree was afraid he might choke him to death, but the grip … Continue reading Dogs Writing Songs
Ogre VS Owlbear
...my money is on the owlbearThe Doclopedia #2,978 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #217 Chapter Twenty One: Fight And Flight Like Bevan, Dree strolled out the back door into the alley that ran the length of Town. He went into the woodshed and got his pack, pausing just long enough to put it on. Now walking … Continue reading Ogre VS Owlbear
Driving To A Smarty Party
...everybody there was hella smartThe Doclopedia #2,977 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #216 An hour later, the handle of the Grand High Curator's office door slowly began to turn. After several seconds, the door opened just a crack and the best agent High Curator Porcero had looked into the office. There, slumped over on his desk, … Continue reading Driving To A Smarty Party
The Rare & Beautiful Golden Hopping Limpets Of Potawango Island
...merrily hoppingThe Doclopedia #2,976 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #215 Mertina picked up his cup and started for the door. “Not a problem, Master. I'll be back in ten minutes.” She was back in nine with a steaming cup of tea that filled the air with the smell of mint. “Ah yes, thank you Mertina. You … Continue reading The Rare & Beautiful Golden Hopping Limpets Of Potawango Island
Another Day With Reasonable Jake
... he was a nice guyThe Doclopedia #2,975 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #214 “My, you've been on the go today. I've got a stack of reports for you and an even bigger stack of requisitions. Would you like them now or in the morning?” She was a very pleasant young woman and an excellent organizer. … Continue reading Another Day With Reasonable Jake
The Worst Kind Of Cake
...sad cakeThe Doclopedia #2,974 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #213 Seyan walked with him to the table and he started telling her about each item there. The Grand High Curator was going to watch this, but his comslate buzzed and he stopped to read it. So, news had reached Porcero and he was soon to leave … Continue reading The Worst Kind Of Cake
Polar Bares
...jumping into ice waterThe Doclopedia #2,973 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #212 Seyan looked at Lahn as they rushed along. He looked pretty calm, considering what was going on. For her part, she felt like she wanted to run away, scream or both. Instead, she just took his hand and said, “You'd better be a really … Continue reading Polar Bares
Sasquatch With A Stashed Wok
...he likes cookingThe Doclopedia #2,972 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #211 Chapter Twenty: Betrayal The Grand High Curator had walked in on Seyan & Lahn either just before they could get naked or just after they had finished dressing. Whichever it was, they were messing with buttons and jump about four feet apart when he entered … Continue reading Sasquatch With A Stashed Wok
Grindy Has The Plans
...and it's a good thing she does.The Doclopedia #2,971 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #210 Helma It was time to go. The end of this long life of hers was there before her, welcoming her to what came next. From under her pillow, she took a letter addressed to her granddaughter, who had always been so … Continue reading Grindy Has The Plans
Quality You Can Pay For
...at least we're honest CritterCon 17 CritterCon 17, Setup Day 1 (Tuesday) We're 48 hours out from the official start of the con, and 24 hours from tens of thousands of folks arriving and grabbing their badges and swag bags, but it is also the first day of setup for we Dealers. My report will … Continue reading Quality You Can Pay For
A Spoonful Of Joy
...it was a coke spoonThe Doclopedia #2,970 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #209 Porcero laughed out loud. It was starting tonight! He had no doubt that Hadolfus, a vicious little prick, would get the information one way or another. Oh yes, this was going to be a good night. Turning to the Trainee, he told her … Continue reading A Spoonful Of Joy
A Creamy Center
...yum? CritterCon 17 CritterCon 17, Trip Day Four (Monday) A really short one today, folks, because I am totally wiped out.Noon: Arrive at Critter City and check in at the Hilton. 12:45: Everybody has dumped their stuff in their rooms, so we portal back to Sacramento for Yoyo's 5th birthday party. It's a huge bash … Continue reading A Creamy Center
Flazoon Insurance
...for both the flaz and the zoonThe Doclopedia #2,969 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #208 Porcero The High Curator Porcero had just left Seeker Monitoring for an early dinner when a young Trainee caught up with him. “Master, an important message for your eyes only!” The girl held out a slip of paper. Porcero took it, … Continue reading Flazoon Insurance
Cheese That Makes You Sneeze
...stinky and spicy CritterCon 17 CritterCon 17, Trip Day Three, Part 2 Our third, and final stop, was in Lubbock, where Cakes had chosen the attraction to visit, which was...UNCLE FERDIE'S TRAVELING TRAINED SQUIRREL REVIEW!!!Yes, folks, the legendary show that the Cross family has visited many times, now has a traveling show as well as … Continue reading Cheese That Makes You Sneeze
The Very Conventional, But Also Nutso, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty At Gen Con 2024
...co-starring a bunch of gamersThe Doclopedia #2,968 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #207 “Well, that's a false rumor.” Bevan said to Dree. “That area by the old mill is a nasty swamp and full of chicken shit. Six wagonloads, to be exact. No Offroader in his right mind would camp there. I wonder who started that … Continue reading The Very Conventional, But Also Nutso, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty At Gen Con 2024
Look At Those Dancing Elks!
...on tour now! CritterCon 17 CritterCon 17, Trip Day Three, Part 1 Okay, I'm breaking today's post into two parts, in hopes of getting the whole thing online before too late tonight.We left Las Cruces at 9:00 this morning, after a big breakfast at Skippy & Wolf's 24 Hour Diner. Our route will be taking … Continue reading Look At Those Dancing Elks!
Pelicans In The Pool
...just swimming The Doclopedia #2,967 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #206 A fork full of meat halfway to his mouth, Dree paused at that news. He had really liked Ala and had hoped she would be with them. He at least hoped he'd see her again some day. “Yes,” Bevan said, looking at him, “I was … Continue reading Pelicans In The Pool
Slinks Chan Gets I Trouble
...with a dame CritterCon 17 CritterCon 17, Trip Day Two Holy moley, am I ever late posting this! Sorry, folks, but our day was jam packed. In fact, it was so jam packed that we had to add 4 more hours to it via temporal folding.We woke up at 7:00 AM in Las Vegas in … Continue reading Slinks Chan Gets I Trouble
Handsome Joe Opens His Presents
...it's his birthday The Doclopedia #2,966 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #205 “Eat and listen, Dree. I know you have news, but so do I and you'll need a full belly before we leave.” Dree nodded and started to eat, even though he was not hungry. He kept glancing towards the door. Bevan noticed this. “I'm … Continue reading Handsome Joe Opens His Presents
Birds Writing Words
...but not "nevermore" CritterCon 17 CritterCon 17, Trip Day One We left home at 7:00, which none of us knew because we were all still asleep. We woke up around 8:00 as Spock was going through Stockton, then around 8:30 we stopped for breakfast at Little Rudy's Cafe in Manteca. It's an NHT only place … Continue reading Birds Writing Words
Yellow Moon Ghost Hunters
...more fake animeThe Doclopedia #2,965 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #204 Bevan Bevan had read the note from Ala while he was in the bath. He had been surprised by her decision, since it had looked to him like she was ready to become a Far Traveler. He guessed that he had read her wrong. The … Continue reading Yellow Moon Ghost Hunters
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