...did you get the reference? The Doclopedia #2,607 The Doc Tempest Series: Doc Tempest And The Demon On The Radio (1930) Publication Date: December, 1930 Tale Type: Evil Mastermind spreading terror for monetary gain Doc, Sally, Alice, Nick, and Simon investigate a mysterious voice that overrides all radio signals to announce imminent death and destruction. … Continue reading Hot Club Of Drowtown
Old Vern Sure Could Drink
...for about 60 years The Doclopedia #2,606 The Doc Tempest Series: Doc Tempest And The Return Of Sally Smithfield (2030) Publication Date: June 2030 Tale Type: The current Doc finds Sally Smithfield in suspended animation 86 years after she supposedly died.This tale is 1/3 mystery, as Chris Tempest seeks to piece together a puzzle concerning … Continue reading Old Vern Sure Could Drink
The Sweet Heat Repeat
...about 1:00 in the morning The Doclopedia #2,605 The Doc Tempest Series: The Daring Adventures Of Doctor Tempest And His Time Travelling Airship (1899) Publication Date: December, 1899 Tale Type: Time Travel ActionFor the final story of the 19th Century, Doctor Charles Tempest and his sons, David & Paul, along with Professor Smythe, Reggie Scott, … Continue reading The Sweet Heat Repeat
In Search Of Decent Underwear
...I was forced to go along The Doclopedia #2,604 The Doc Tempest Series: Doc Tempest and The Living Shadow (1941) Publication Date: July, 1941 Tale Type: Gang war with Nazi shenanigans Doc meets The Shadow when both are investigating the real cause of a bloody gang war. Doc's only associate in this tail is Nick, … Continue reading In Search Of Decent Underwear
Who Will Save The Groundhogs?
...are they mighty? The Doclopedia #2,603 The Doc Tempest Series: Doc Tempest And The Sound Of Death (1935) Publication Date: June, 1935Tale Type: Mysterious murder method used for revengeIn this mid-30s story, some body is using a sonic device that stops the heart of the person it is aimed at. It emits a wailing sound … Continue reading Who Will Save The Groundhogs?
Blue Secrets
...plenty of them The Doclopedia #2,602 Strange Bandanas: The Medium Green One I own hundreds of bandanas. Many of them have strange stories connected to them. Here is one… This is one of my favorite bandanas, because it allows me to travel up to three miles through green growing vegetation. I just walk into it … Continue reading Blue Secrets
Some Information About Moon Worms
...from the moon The Doclopedia #2,601 Strange Bandanas: The Orange One I own hundreds of bandanas. Many of them have strange stories connected to them. Here is one… Somewhere in this world is a guy with a bandana just like this one. If we are both wearing them at the same time, we establish telepathic … Continue reading Some Information About Moon Worms
Mr. Perkins Comes Home
...and we were glad to see him The Doclopedia #2,600 Strange Bandanas: The Yellow One I own hundreds of bandanas. Many of them have strange stories connected to them. Here is one… This one has a pretty simple power: It makes me smell like a banana. It's actually pretty nice, except it makes myself and … Continue reading Mr. Perkins Comes Home
A Day Trip To Auntie Avy’s House
...only 3,000 miles away The Doclopedia #2,599 Strange Bandanas...: The Purple One I own hundreds of bandanas. Many of them have strange stories connected to them. Here is one… Made somewhere in Africa around 1903, this bandana has the power to let me dream of my African ancestors. The thing is, I'm pretty much descended … Continue reading A Day Trip To Auntie Avy’s House
A Story About Theft And Bedbugs
...a creepy heist, that one The Doclopedia #2,598 Strange Bandanas: The White One I own hundreds of bandanas. Many of them have strange stories connected to them. Here is one… I got this bandana from , of all people, Santa Claus. Nick and I have known each other for about 700 years now, and he … Continue reading A Story About Theft And Bedbugs
Javinoospi!
...cwaulifoon! The Doclopedia #2,597 Strange Bandanas...: The Red One I own hundreds of bandanas. Many of them have strange stories connected to them. Here is one… Okay, this bandana is just a bit embarrassing. See, if I wear it, there is a 20% chance that at the top of every hour, it will transform me … Continue reading Javinoospi!
Who Wrote The Book Of Like?
...who? The Doclopedia #2,596 Strange Bandanas: The Black One I own hundreds of bandanas. Many of them have strange stories connected to them. Here is one…Simply put, this bandana protects me from attacks by the Shadow People who sometimes come into our dimension to observe and sometimes eat humans. So far, it seems to be … Continue reading Who Wrote The Book Of Like?
A Snake On A Fake Rake Ate A Cake, Drank A Shake, And Survived A Quake
...he was not a flake The Doclopedia #2,595 A Few New Monsters: Grass Cat In grasslands across the world, you will encounter one of the many species of Grass Cat. They range in size from the housecat sized Northern Low Grass Cats, to the larger than a tiger Great Sea Of Grass Cats. There are … Continue reading A Snake On A Fake Rake Ate A Cake, Drank A Shake, And Survived A Quake
Module S-55: The Trail Through The Devilwood
...for characters level 6-9 The Doclopedia #2,594 A Few New Monsters: Trader Gnome Nobody knows where Trader Gnomes came from, not ever ordinary gnomes. The first reported interaction with one took place 460 years ago, during the Year of the Green Moon. At that time, the legendary adventurer Helanis of Povia met one just before … Continue reading Module S-55: The Trail Through The Devilwood
Suddenly, Possums!
...about 30 of them The Doclopedia #2,593 A Few New Monsters: Treasure Monkeys Treasure monkeys are not, per se, monsters. They are just naturally occurring animals they really like shiny objects or anything interesting looking. About the size of raccoons, they live in very large family groups of up to 60 individuals. Mostly found in … Continue reading Suddenly, Possums!
Drink The Potion BEFORE The Fight!
...you dummy ... The Doclopedia #2,592 A Few New Monsters: Waterball Waterballs are a form of water elemental that has a spherical shape and can leave a body of water, roll for many miles, and then enter another body of water. As they roll along, they will sometimes engulf a creature and drown it. The … Continue reading Drink The Potion BEFORE The Fight!
Handsome Joe Has A Nice Dream
...it involved bellyrubs The Doclopedia #2,591 A Few New Monsters: Mana Vampire These highly specialized vampires subsist on the mana, or magical energy, of humanoids who use or cast spells. Losing mana won't kill anyone, but spellcasters who lose enough of it may not be able to cast spells for weeks.Mana vampires are undead, but … Continue reading Handsome Joe Has A Nice Dream
A New Stinky Cheese
...tasty, but smells like feet and goats The Doclopedia #2,590 A Few New Monsters: Carnivorous Mice Carnivorous mice resemble normal field mich, but are slightly larger and lighter in color. They also have very sharp teeth and large eyes that give them excellent night vision. Both the teeth and the eyes are important because these … Continue reading A New Stinky Cheese
Yoyo Goes To The Races
...snowboard races The Doclopedia #2,589 A Few New Monsters: Mimic Slimes This is a new form of slime with the shapeshifting abilities of a mimic. It is unknown if they simply evolved this ability, got it from eating a mimic, or are the results of some wizardly experiment.Whatever the case, these creatures can form themselves … Continue reading Yoyo Goes To The Races
A Golden Score
...about 50 pounds of it The Doclopedia #2,586 Old Posts, Annotated: It’s In The Bag! Notations are italicized The Brown Paper Bag “Now listen, Eddie, cos this is real simple. (It's never real simple.) You an’ Tony are gonna get in his car and drive out to Long Island to the address I give you. … Continue reading A Golden Score
The Rare And Beautiful Fast Flying Leaf Birds Of Potawango Island
...they really do look like leaves The Doclopedia #2,585 Old Posts, Annotated: Top Ten Lists! Notations are italicized Bad New Product Ideas 10: Vegetable Goo In A Can (Tastes exactly like you think it wouls.) 9: Artificial Rutabaga Flavored Whipped Topping (Proof that Satan exists.) 8: Ultra Thin Toilet Paper (No. Just no.) 7: Frozen … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Fast Flying Leaf Birds Of Potawango Island
Blue Johnny Sang His Song
...he sang it to the cops The Doclopedia #2,584 Old Posts, Annotated: The Stuff That’s Made Of Dreams Notations are italicized Wonder Dust From a lecture given by High Wizard Prelby Smatterkin at the Royal School of Wizardry (Who is kind of an old goofball.) “Now it is at about this time in the lecture … Continue reading Blue Johnny Sang His Song
Hamster Hoedown!
...yee haw! The Doclopedia #2,583 Old Posts, Annotated: A New Breed Of DogNotations are italicized Northern Squirrel Dog In many parts of Canada, hunting squirrels is a popular pastime with rural folks. (Along with drinking heavily, watching hockey, and trying to imitate US nitwits.) That’s why, sometime around 1890, a group of hunters started looking … Continue reading Hamster Hoedown!
Will YOU Be The Next Victim?
...maybe, maybe not The Doclopedia #2,582 Old Posts, Annotated: The Undead Notations are italicized. Ragnar, The Ultimate Skeleton Ragnar was the most feared of all the Howling Horde. (And that's saying something, because that whole horde is big and batshit crazy.) He stood 7’3″ tall, was as strong as any 3 normal men and feared … Continue reading Will YOU Be The Next Victim?
The Yellow Mystic
...not as mystical as you might think, really The Doclopedia #2,581 Old Posts, Annotated: More Assorted Books Notations are italicized. How To Build A Robot Army First off, I give Dr. Angelo Crimari (Class of 1974, Frankenstein Academy) top marks for stating right up front that building a robot army is not cheap. (Average cost … Continue reading The Yellow Mystic