...it'll still drive you insane The Doclopedia #2,632 In Less Than 25 Words: The Best Hot Dog In San Francisco Why, friend, you want the beef foot long from Nick Cavelli's cart down by Pier 42. Comes on a fresh sourdough roll. Delicious!
Squints McGraw, Public Investigator
...he was good at his job The Doclopedia #2,631 In Less Than 25 Words: Dorsey The Fence Joe Dorsey was a dealer in stolen goods. He betrayed a popular thief to the mob. Now he's part of Interstate 10.
Quick Opinions
...and wry humor The Doclopedia #2,630 Legendary Snakes: Ophidius The super villain known as Ophidius is one of the most dangerous villains on SuperEarth 6. A genius criminal mastermind who has the ability to transform into any sort of snake he can imagine, he is also the leader of the Snake People of Dirox 4, … Continue reading Quick Opinions
The Wizard Of Gauze
...he was an Army medic The Doclopedia #2,629 Legendary Snakes: The Dragon Eater On Fantasy Earth 455, there are many dragons. They range in size from 30 feet long to 90 feet long. They are all very smart, very powerful, and almost the apex predator on that planet. Almost. The snake known as the Dragon … Continue reading The Wizard Of Gauze
Hercules Against The Giants
...starring Steve Reeves The Doclopedia #2,628 Legendary Snakes: The Snake God Of Venus When the Royal Astronautical Society's 1885 mission to Venus landed on that hot, swampy planet, one of the first things the natives told them about was the Snake God. According to the natives, the Snake God was 300 feet long, always hungry, … Continue reading Hercules Against The Giants
The Things I Do To Please These Dogs
...two words: dog rice The Doclopedia #2,627 Legendary Snakes: Larry Larry is the biggest rattlesnake in the world, at 8 feet 10 inches long. He is also one of the oldest snakes in the world, at age 50. Finally, he is way smarter than any other reptile. In fact, he's probably as smart as your … Continue reading The Things I Do To Please These Dogs
The Crazy Nutty, Yet Very Stupid, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The D&D OGL
...co-starring her GM, Mickey Silva The Doclopedia #2,626 Legendary Snakes: The Golden Viper Sought after by treasure hunters and archaeologists for 150 years, the Golden Viper is an artifact of great value and mystery. Supposedly made in India somewhere around 1610, the piece shows a viper about 3 feet long draped over a human skull. … Continue reading The Crazy Nutty, Yet Very Stupid, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The D&D OGL
The Five Blue Budgies Fight A Cat
...and they won The Doclopedia #2,625 Legendary Snakes: The Butt Snake It should come as no surprise that as reports of pet snakes escaping and coming up through toilets were published in newspapers and covered on other media, that an urban legend would arise. And it has. Although details vary widely from city to city, … Continue reading The Five Blue Budgies Fight A Cat
Derek Goes To Austin
...to look for Silvia The Doclopedia #2,624 Legendary Snakes: The Serpent Of Blywfydd The serpent in question is a local legend in the area around Blywfydd, Wales, and has been for nearly 500 years. 30 feet long, black as night, and possessed of three eyes, it was said to have roamed the area for a … Continue reading Derek Goes To Austin
Juice Foxes
...cute, but creepy The Doclopedia #2,623 My Android Staff: Dixie Name: Dixie Job: Greenhouse Manager Description: A short, grandmotherly looking woman with brown skin, green eyes, and a hard to pin down accent, Dixie is in charge of our greenhouses. She tends all of the various climatic zones with loving care, and the help of … Continue reading Juice Foxes
Mrs. Wangdoodle Triumphant
...as always The Doclopedia #2,617 My Android Staff: Jeeves Name: Jeeves Job: Valet to me and Head Butler Description: Jeeves looks very much like Stephen Fry in his mid 30s, but somewhat less pudgy and with a deeper voice. He stands 6'4'' tall. He runs the show around here and does a damned good job … Continue reading Mrs. Wangdoodle Triumphant
Uncle Swifty Gets Married
...for the fifth time The Doclopedia #2,622 My Android Staff: David Name: David Job: Supervisor of the Zoo Room Description: If you guessed that David looks like David Attenborough at 40, you are correct. Despite the name “Zoo Room” that area of the Bus contains 4 zoos and aquariums that cover a total area of … Continue reading Uncle Swifty Gets Married
A Garden That Eats You
...chomp chomp The Doclopedia #2,621 My Android Staff: Archie Name: Archie Job: Manager of the TV/Movie Theaters Description: Archie looks somewhat like a very young, redheaded, Martin Scorsese. He is 5'5'' tall, slightly pudgy, very outgoing, extremely passionate about entertainment, and liable to start acting out scenes from movies or TV episodes right in the … Continue reading A Garden That Eats You
Kings And Rascals
...often in the same body The Doclopedia #2,620 My Android Staff: Julia Name: Julia Job: Head Chef Description: She may sound and act like Julia Child, but the body she chose is of a 30 year old, 6' tall African American woman with culinary tattoos and white hair. Julia and her two co-chefs, Jacques and … Continue reading Kings And Rascals
How To Find Ghosts
...if you want to The Doclopedia #2,619 My Android Staff: Mrs. Hudson Name: Mrs. Hudson Job: Head Housekeeper and #1 Ladies Maid to Grace, my wife. Description: Our beloved Mrs. Hudson looks and sounds like Elsa Lanchester at around 30. Her eyes are violet. She is in charge of all our housekeeping staff and runs … Continue reading How To Find Ghosts
Zoo Camping
...don't do it The Doclopedia #2,618 My Android Staff: Alfred Name: Alfred Job: Second Butler Description: Alfred looks, acts and sounds exactly like a 40 year old Vincent Price. He is the snarkiest of our staff and I love that about him. Like his namesake in the comic books and movies, he does not hesitate … Continue reading Zoo Camping
The Adventure Of The Dangerous Schoolgirls
...in which Sherlock Holmes is flummoxed The Doclopedia #2,615 Milkshakes!: Marshmallow & Bourbon Seven regular sized marshmallows, lightly toasted Three scoops of French vanilla ice creamTwo ounces of good bourbonTwo ounces half & halfBlend six of the marshmallows with the ice cream, bourbon and half & half. Serve in a beer mug with the seventh … Continue reading The Adventure Of The Dangerous Schoolgirls
Yoppy, The Smart Barnacle
...a beloved character The Doclopedia #2,616 Milkshakes!: Brownies & Dark Rum Two browniesThree scoops of chocolate ice creamTwo ounces of dark rumTwo ounces heavy cream Whipped cream from a canCut the brownies into small pieces. Put the ice cream, rum, and half & half in the blender and blend it up. Add the brownie pieces … Continue reading Yoppy, The Smart Barnacle
Fun With Goo
...who doesn't love that? The Doclopedia #2,614 Milkshakes!: Butterscotch & Scotch Three scoops of butterscotch ice cream Two ounces of a nice, moderately priced, smoky scotch Two ounces whole milk Put it all in the blender and blend, then serve it in a large mug.
Chapter 977: In Which Young Tim Aids Our Hero In Embarrassing The Evil Duke
...using sausages and a turkey The Doclopedia #2,613 Milkshakes!: Horchata & Tequila This one is damned tasty!Two cups chilled horchataTwo ounces of good tequila Three big scoops of coconut ice creamA pinch of ground cinnamonOne churroBlend everything except the churro for a minute or so. Serve in a large goblet with the churro as garnish.
Module T-1: Labyrinth Of The Demon Cow
...for players of 10th to 12th level The Doclopedia #2,612 Milkshakes!: Banana & Light Rum Two large bananas, peeled and cut into 1 inch piecesThree scoops of plain vanilla ice creamTwo ounces of light rumOne cup half & halfTwo drops of yellow food coloring Whipped cream in a can put the bananas, rum, food coloring … Continue reading Module T-1: Labyrinth Of The Demon Cow
Big Red Bulbs
...really big The Doclopedia #2,611 Milkshakes!: Bittersweet Chocolate & Vodka Possibly my favorite milkshake.Three bigass scoops of bittersweet chocolate ice creamTwo ounces of vodka. You can use the cheap shit, because it's just vodka.Two ounces heavy creamOne maraschino cherry Mix the vodka and cream in a measuring cup, then drizzle it into your blender as … Continue reading Big Red Bulbs
Quest For The Magic Cookies
...spoiler: they were edibles The Doclopedia #2,610 Milkshakes!: Fresh Peach & Bourbon For this delicious milkshake, you need... Two ripe peaches, peeled, pitted, and sliced into quartersThree cups of sweet cream ice cream 2 ounces of good bourbon, not that shit you buy on sale Whipped cream in a can Pour the bourbon and peaches … Continue reading Quest For The Magic Cookies
Rutabaga Crush
...casual game or carbonated beverage? The Doclopedia #2,609 The Doc Tempest Series: Doc Tempest And The Subway Phantom (1948) Publication Date: April, 1948 Tale Type: Straight up supernatural story, with added criminal plottingDoc, Nick, and June investigate an apparent haunting of a re-opened Boston subway line. They find both a real ghost and a criminal … Continue reading Rutabaga Crush
I’m Just A Bit Odd
...just ask my dogs The Doclopedia #2,608 The Doc Tempest Series: Doc Tempest: Dungeons & Doomsday (1986) Publication Date: November, 1986 Tale Type: Wendy “Doc” Tempest and her crew investigate what appear to be actual monster attacks on Dungeons & Dragons players. It all starts to resemble an adventure that leads to a terrible dragon … Continue reading I’m Just A Bit Odd
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