...who were allied with the Lettuce & Tomato Fairies . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,236 What's In That Chest?: The Treasure Of Yalosarn . This chest can be found in the south tower of the mostly ruined Castle Yalosarn. It is not a very large chest, measuring about two feet on a side. … Continue reading Wulf Was The Leader Of The Bacon Gnomes
Void Where Prohibited By The Laws of Physics
...that really narrows things down . Become a Patron! . A Fist Full Of Plot Hooks PULP MYSTERY GENRE Three Frightened Redheads . The McKenna Sisters are one of the hottest singing teams in the world. They sing with all the big bands and tour the world. Their records sell like crazy. So who has … Continue reading Void Where Prohibited By The Laws of Physics
The Five Blue Budgies Enter A Race
...ans so do their rivals, the Six Orange Canaries . Become a Patron! . Sasha Explains It All Who's Smart Now? Hi there, folks! This month, I'd like to discuss four species that have been given the green light for sapience since I wrote about this two years ago in my award winning rant “Everybody … Continue reading The Five Blue Budgies Enter A Race
I Remember When We Used To Wear Pants
...back in the Before Time . Become a Patron! . Sister Bomia’s Adventure Diary Our Stop In Palkus Dogsday 3, White Moon Month, Year 25 of the Golden Emperor Dear Diary, Our two day stopover in Palkus, capital of Ixokal, was a wild series of misadventures even by our standards. I couldn't quite decide how … Continue reading I Remember When We Used To Wear Pants
We Never Did Find Out Who Painted Larry Red
...we suspect aliens . Become a Patron! . A Short Lecture How To Be A Dungeon Master As we all know, Dungeons & Dragons has, in recent years, enjoyed a huge resurgence in popularity. Millions of people are playing it, watching it on various platforms, reading about it and spending enormous amounts of money on … Continue reading We Never Did Find Out Who Painted Larry Red
Last Stop Before Crazyland
...AKA this election year . Become a Patron! . REWRITE FRIDAY! From: March 10, 2009 Secret Cities: San Francisco The basic concept behind this is that every large city has a second, secret city existing inside it…sort of underlying it or existing in a dimension that overlaps ours. This secret city does not register on … Continue reading Last Stop Before Crazyland
Moms & Magic
...not an rpg . Become a Patron! . A Fist Full Of Plot Hooks PULP MYSTERY GENRE The House On The Lake A mansion on an island in the middle of a lake. Dozens of swanky rich folks brought in by boat for a big party. Food, booze, music, dancing...and murder. At first you wondered … Continue reading Moms & Magic
The California Kid & Spider Adopt A Dog
...for about a week . Become a Patron! . Confessions Of A Time Traveler But What Were They REALLY Like? PART 1: The Fictionals When you do a lot of traveling through time and alternate realities, you tend to meet a lot of famous people, both real and fictional. This causes people in your Home … Continue reading The California Kid & Spider Adopt A Dog
The Hat Wearer’s Newsletter
...now ten pages long! . Become a Patron! . Sister Bomia’s Adventure Diary Crossing Grand Lake Foxday 3, White Moon Month, Year 25 of the Golden Emperor Dear Diary, After a long day of riding north from Golin, we came to Grand Lake, which certainly lives up to it's name. For most of it's length … Continue reading The Hat Wearer’s Newsletter
The Adventure Of The Adventuring Adventurer
...he went looking for...ADVENTURE! . Become a Patron! . A Short Lecture What To Do About Halloween To start with, let me be clear that this lecture is not about having Halloween. I know that some people think there should be no Halloween. But they are, to use a technical term my children taught me, … Continue reading The Adventure Of The Adventuring Adventurer
Episode 186: Waldo Gets A New Car, Lena Bakes A Pie And Uncle Roy Has A New Moneymaking Plan
...oh, that wacky family . REWRITE FRIDAY! From: August 27, 2010 Knives That Do More Than Cut: The Blade That Transforms Type of knife: Primitive stone knife Magic level: High Intelligence: Very Low Almost nothing is known about this knife other than it is several millennia old and may have come from the Dendulaa Plains … Continue reading Episode 186: Waldo Gets A New Car, Lena Bakes A Pie And Uncle Roy Has A New Moneymaking Plan
Hot Magic Tonight
...very hot . A Fist Full Of Plot Hooks PULP MYSTERY GENRE A Bullet For A Baker Why have there been two attempts on the life of Valentin Gaspard, world famous chef and owner of La Tarte Parfaite, the hottest bakery in the city? Could it have something to do with the disappearance of his … Continue reading Hot Magic Tonight
Fungus Boogie
...nope, not a clue . Sasha Explains It All Adaptability So today, I want to talk about how people adapt to different alternate realities. And by “people”, I mean my immediate family and friends, including some who are no longer living. By “alternate realities, I mean the “prime schisms”, as we transdimensional experts refer to … Continue reading Fungus Boogie
Carp Wars
...not a popular game . Sister Bomia’s Adventure Diary We Help A Village Dogsday 2, White Moon Month, Year 25 of the Golden Emperor Dear Diary, Well, our Rabbitsday yesterday was filled with adventure! We had just finished a fine breakfast at the Better Rest Inn and were contemplating what we might do that day, … Continue reading Carp Wars
Green Metal Hair
...probably get hot in the sun . Become a Patron! . A Short Lecture Children Or Pets? It has come to my attention that in recent years, many young people are opting to adopt pets rather than have children. Now, you can do both, and many people do. Just try to keep things straight when … Continue reading Green Metal Hair
Klingons In The Bathtub
...or, if you prefer "tlhIngan Hol" . REWRITE FRIDAY! Silky Explains It All All Of Me (Part 2) . . Daisy “Born” May 11th, 1976 Died August 18th, 1986. . Yes, I was a Daisy in one life. It’s a very popular name for bitches. More importantly still, I was a Basset Hound again! (I … Continue reading Klingons In The Bathtub
King Kong VS Betty White
…my money is on Betty. . A Fist Full Of Plot Hooks PULP MYSTERY GENRE The Woman In Yellow What do a daring daylight bank robbery, a mob hit on a rival gang at a baseball game, and the theft of a truckload of valuable paintings have in common? The Woman In Yellow was seen … Continue reading King Kong VS Betty White
I Was A Jar Of Pickles For The FBI
...kosher dills . Confessions Of A Time Traveler Vacationing In The Past Every so often, when I mention my family going on a vacation, a friend will first ask where, then ask when, and they don't mean when this year. This is a perfectly legit thing to ask time travelers. Of course, my friends often … Continue reading I Was A Jar Of Pickles For The FBI
We REALLY Like Monkeys!
...in a wholesome and decent manner, of course . Sister Bomia’s Adventure Diary Passing Through Eskadia . Ottersday 1, White Moon Month, Year 25 of the Golden Emperor Dear Diary, I'm sorry it has been 9 days since my last entry, but after leaving Widdly-By-The-Sea, we rode for two days through rather boring farmland, so … Continue reading We REALLY Like Monkeys!
Handsome Joe Explores The Woods
...with his pals Ralphie, Booger and Tabby . A Short Lecture Selecting Something To Watch In this modern age of ours, we are blessed with an abundance of television and online programming. It seems that everywhere you turn, there is a new streaming or cable service offering new programs. That being said, you may not … Continue reading Handsome Joe Explores The Woods
How To Grow Plants
...step one: get some plants . REWRITE FRIDAY! Hi there, Gentle Readers. When I originally conceived the Rewrite Friday idea, I thought I would post the original piece, then the rewritten version, all in one post. I have since rethought that as being kind of wasteful with your time and mine. Instead, I'll just direct … Continue reading How To Grow Plants
Bucky & Squint Go To Africa
...and nearly get eaten by lions . A Fist Full Of Plot Hooks PULP MYSTERY GENRE The Chicken That Flew The Coop Boudreaux's Chicken Dinner House has been a favorite eating place here in The City since Alvin Boudreaux came north and opened it 40 years ago. So why did somebody steal the 4 foot … Continue reading Bucky & Squint Go To Africa
Olive Loafers
...shoes you can eat! Sasha Explains It All Animal Companions For Animals Hi there, folks! It's been a long time since my last rant and there have been changes in my life.First off, I was diagnosed with hip dysplasia a couple of months ago and while I can still walk, it gets a bit painful … Continue reading Olive Loafers
It’s All Fun And Games Until You Electrocute The Goldfish
...that was...unfortunate . Sister Bomia’s Adventure Diary We Leave Widdly-By-The-Sea Wolfsday 1, White Moon Month, Year 25 of the Golden Emperor Dear Brand New Diary, Well, here I am, once again starting a new diary in the wee hours of the morning. We will be leaving Widdly-By-The-Sea shortly after sunrise, off on another adventure, but … Continue reading It’s All Fun And Games Until You Electrocute The Goldfish
Fruit Of The Dogs
...watermelon, mostly . A Short Lecture How To Walk In The Woods First of all, you need to ask yourself why you want to walk in the woods. Are you getting outside for some exercise? You could probably get plenty of exercise just walking around your neighborhood, especially if you live in a rougher section … Continue reading Fruit Of The Dogs
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