...she was dancing to a violin concerto . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,306 Good News & Bad News!: About The Ring You Found! Good: That is a magic ring, for sure. Divination spells have determined that it's a Ring Of Superiority In Battle, which is pretty much right up your street, young sir. … Continue reading The Mysterious Adventure Of The Dancing Gorilla
It Only Gets Crazier From Here On
...hard to believe, I know . Become a Patron! . Sister Bomia’s Adventure Diary #28 We Entertain The Locals Rabbitsday 2, Sun God Month, Year 25 of the Golden Emperor Dear Diary, The elves of Rainflower village are wonderful and hospitable people, Diary. They are generous with their food and knowledge. We learned quite a … Continue reading It Only Gets Crazier From Here On
Hug Con 2021
...THIS SHOULD HAPPEN! . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,305 Good News & Bad News!: About All Those Geese! Good: Okay, okay, everybody calm down! I'm back, and as you can see, I'm unhurt. I didn't see a single goose between Lanesville and here. Not a one! It looks like they've left this area. … Continue reading Hug Con 2021
Sponge Gun Battle
...it's very hard to get hurt . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,304 Meet The Trolls: Invix Invix is the son of Skalla and Orvix and he is that truly rarest of things: a Troll that can channel mana and so, cast spells. In fact, Invix is well on his way to becoming the … Continue reading Sponge Gun Battle
Uncle Doc Talks To You About Beer
...but you have to buy me one to hear the talk . Confessions Of A Dungeon Master I DMed my very first game of D&D here in Sacramento back in late January of 1978. That first session, contrary to what 95% of D&D groups were doing, was not a dungeon crawl. It was pretty much … Continue reading Uncle Doc Talks To You About Beer
The Rare And Beautiful Yellow Tonguefish Of Potawango Island
...dude, that tongue! . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,303 Meet The Trolls: Ovrix Ovrix is a pretty standard male Red Troll. He stands 7' tall and weighs 395 pounds. Like most adult trolls, he is covered in scars from wounds taken in battle. While not actually stupid, he is no genius. This is … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Yellow Tonguefish Of Potawango Island
Memories Of The Meat Wars
...it was beef against pork against chicken. . Become a Patron! . Sister Bomia’s Adventure Diary #27 Elves Of A Different Color Ottersday 2, Sun God Month, Year 25 of the Golden Emperor Dear Diary, Since I last wrote, much has happened. About 30 minutes after I finished writing, we came to a section of … Continue reading Memories Of The Meat Wars
Starring Diana Rigg As The Doctor
...that was a great reality . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,302 Meet The Trolls: Skalla Among the Red Trolls of the Trolltooth Mountains, females rule. Both sexes can be fighters, both sexes tend the children, and both sexes work the mines and farms, but only females can be leaders or traders. Skalla is … Continue reading Starring Diana Rigg As The Doctor
Tissue Issues
... . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,301 I Know a Guy: Jack Cho There were two Korean guys in the park. It was 3:00 in the morning and pretty warm out. This was good, because the younger of the two men was naked and tied to a pine tree. He had one end … Continue reading Tissue Issues
This Is Not My Dutiful Mouse, This Is Not My Plentiful Spice
...David Byrne is gonna either laugh or sue me . Life On The Magic Bus Chapter 9, Part 11: Across America At Random Pulling the final leg A gathering of road-worn geeks 8/18/2014 Gen Con always has it's official start on a Thursday, but the unofficial start is always the day before that, on Wednesday. … Continue reading This Is Not My Dutiful Mouse, This Is Not My Plentiful Spice
Y-2: Castle Of The Horny Amazons
...our biggest seller . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,300 I Know a Guy: Mr. Wing Edie Kim was pushing her Gramma along in her wheel chair when she asked, “So, Gramma, how did you and Mr. Wing meet?” “I was his pimp.” Edie stopped so suddenly she almost tossed Gramma out of the … Continue reading Y-2: Castle Of The Horny Amazons
Tea And Light Banter
...with our pinkies up . Become a Patron! . Sister Bomia’s Adventure Diary #26 Down The River And Into More Woods Catsday 2, Sun God Month, Year 25 of the Golden Emperor Dear Diary, Among the things we learned last night was the fact that just a half a day south of Arjoon, the river … Continue reading Tea And Light Banter
Eggs On The Pancakes
...sausages underneath . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,299 I Know a Guy: Edie Kim When her friend Judy was having problems with an ex-boyfriend, Edie Kim was there to help her out. Edie was just that kind of person, always willing to do what she could. The first thing Edie did was arrange … Continue reading Eggs On The Pancakes
Dogs Rolling Logs, Pigs Dancing Jigs, Cats Wearing Hats
...and goats rowing boats . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,298 Things: Swifty The Hoverboard A long time surfer and skateboarder, Reuben Hoover has recently purchased a hoverboard from SJC Industries. Unlike the fire prone mock hoverboards of our reality, this hoverboard actually counters gravity to stay about 6 inches off the ground. The … Continue reading Dogs Rolling Logs, Pigs Dancing Jigs, Cats Wearing Hats
She Was The Queen Of The Hippies
...she had a crown made of feathers . Life On The Magic Bus Chapter 9, Part 10: Across America At Random Lucy & Flash do mayhem, again Sasha has ideas 8/17/2014 “Okay, gang, our destination today is Lake Placid, New York. Along the way we have to do the videos, take several pictures, and eat … Continue reading She Was The Queen Of The Hippies
Silver Sausages
...for classy sausage collectors . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,297 Places: Hog Heaven Hog Heaven is an apartment complex built for and entirely inhabited by sapient swine of various sizes, breeds, and species. There are 100 units, most designed for families, but about 25% are designed for single occupants. The entire complex is … Continue reading Silver Sausages
Loose Shrews
...run! . Become a Patron! . Sister Bomia’s Adventure Diary #25 We Come To A Town Wolfsday 2, Sun God Month, Year 25 of the Golden Emperor Dear Diary, Olivia finished her ritual about three hours before sunrise, then went to sleep for a couple of hours. She woke up in time for breakfast just … Continue reading Loose Shrews
Flatulent Pigeons Gassed My Sandpiper
...those feathered bastards! . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,296 People: Reuben On Earth 7-K, where sapient non-human Terrans have been known about since 1957, one of the most well known NHT in San Diego, California, is Reuben Hoover, a pig. As of the current date, June, 2025, Rueben is 27 years old. He … Continue reading Flatulent Pigeons Gassed My Sandpiper
Stinky Peterson Rides Again!
...it's been years! . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,295 Things: The Pool Of The Maiden/El Estanque De La Doncella In a small park about 4 miles from the Haunted Graveyard, there is a beautiful little pond. In the center of the pond, there is a statue of a young woman, standing and crying, … Continue reading Stinky Peterson Rides Again!
Godzilla Versus Paddington
...this will not end well for Godzilla . Life On The Magic Bus Chapter 9, Part 9: Across America At Random A Wooster without Jeeves Peru without llamas 8/16/2014 It was a bright sunny day, just minutes after sunrise, when the Magic Bus rolled out of Mediapolis, Iowa for today's destination, Wooster, Ohio. Doc … Continue reading Godzilla Versus Paddington
The California Kid And Spider Come Out Of Retirement
...at age 70! . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,294 Places: The Haunted Graveyard/El Cementerio Embrujado All heroes need some sort of hidden sanctum, a place to change identities and store their equipment. In a very old, very Catholic city, finding such a place was not difficult for The Ghost Women. Description: In a … Continue reading The California Kid And Spider Come Out Of Retirement
Moondog In A ’57 Chevy On 101 At Midnight
...cruisin' and singin' the blues . Sister Bomia’s Adventure Diary #24 The Eternal Forest Dogsday 1, Sun God Month, Year 25 of the Golden Emperor Dear Diary, Well, Diary, we followed the big river for a day and a half, but then we saw an enormous creature that looked like an alligator with longer legs … Continue reading Moondog In A ’57 Chevy On 101 At Midnight
It’s All Fun And Games Until You Get Into That Blue Police Call Box
...actually, there's a good bit of fun after that . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,293 People: The Ghost Women/Las Mujeres Fantasma In Mexico City on Earth 14-B, it is currently 1965 and the rate of crimes against women was very high until 1962. It was then that 5 women decided to take a … Continue reading It’s All Fun And Games Until You Get Into That Blue Police Call Box
Chapter 2: In Which Our Hero Loses His Virginity, His Horse, And His Last Shilling
...on foot, broke, but smiling . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,292 Things: The Living Crystal Description: A translucent pale pink crystal, flat, smooth, about 3 inches thick and a foot across. It contains no flaws whatsoever. It is heavier than it looks. Background: The Living Crystal (TLC from here on) is very old, … Continue reading Chapter 2: In Which Our Hero Loses His Virginity, His Horse, And His Last Shilling
Purple Death Robot Blues
...another fake anime . Life On The Magic Bus Chapter 9, Part 8: Across America At Random Singing in the rain Pigs gone wild 8/15/2014 The Magic Bus crew had decided to shoot their first video of the day as they ate breakfast outside. They had already discussed the fact that it was a very … Continue reading Purple Death Robot Blues
