...the third eye is always blue . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,291 Places: Quiserry Forest Description: This is a forest not unlike the redwood forests of the Pacific Northwest. It is very old, has many huge trees, and is, for the most part, on steep hilly land that goes right down to the … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Three Eyed Water Pig Of Potawango Island
Uncle Doc Talks To You About Gladiator Movies
...starring Steve Reeves . Become a Patron! . Sister Bomia’s Adventure Diary #23 Encounters A'plenty! Ottersday 1, Sun God Month, Year 25 of the Golden Emperor Dear Diary, We left our camp at about an hour after dawn this morning. The forest is, as I mentioned last time, much more normal looking and less dark. … Continue reading Uncle Doc Talks To You About Gladiator Movies
Starfish Popsicle
...yum? . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,290 People: Lavilliaxinon Description: An adult Green Dragon from the Quiserry Forest, on the south coast of the kingdom of Coresta. From nose to tail he measures 108 feet long, with a 136 foot wingspan. He is a dark green over most of his body, but his … Continue reading Starfish Popsicle
Junior Muskrat Learns To Soak Corks
...his new job at a wine company . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,289 Things: The Big Eye This is where things get really strange in Round Valley. Once in a while, when conditions are right, people have seen a huge eyeball floating in one place or moving around through the air. Now, by … Continue reading Junior Muskrat Learns To Soak Corks
The Hot Sauce Brownies Meet The Cupcake Elves
...things got really tense . Life On The Magic Bus Chapter 9, Part 7: Across America At Random Paths cross Sasha makes a friend 8/14/2014 It was 4:45 in the morning when the Magic Bus left the Shambala Buddhist Center via County Road 68C. The only two people awake were Doc and Spike, although “awake” … Continue reading The Hot Sauce Brownies Meet The Cupcake Elves
Hoolamoola!
...yes, I said it . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,288 Places: Round Valley Description: Round Valley, as of 1875, is a small town of roughly 340 people, not including another 300 who farm and ranch outside of town. The town was founded in 1853 by Hans Brenner, who built a general store, and … Continue reading Hoolamoola!
Mrs. Wangdoodle Has Left The Building
...now she's next door, in the other building . Become a Patron! . Sister Bomia’s Adventure Diary #22 A Rapid Descent Into A Strange Land Ottersday 1, Sun God Month, Year 25 of the Golden Emperor Dear Diary, We left the cavern of the Calanoy this morning, about an hour after sunrise. We were told … Continue reading Mrs. Wangdoodle Has Left The Building
I Was A Naked Mole Rat For The CIA
...true story . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,287 People: Mr. K When Old West trouble comes to Round Valley, Colorado, the man known only as Mr. K. rides out to stop it. Description: Tall and lean, always has a couple days growth of whiskers, never dresses in any colors but gray & black. … Continue reading I Was A Naked Mole Rat For The CIA
New Gnu News
...what have you got to lose? . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,286 Things: Luke The Uke Description: Luke is a tenor ukulele made of Hawaiian koa wood that is stained red, orange and yellow. His original maker is unknown, but Luke is at least 105 years old as of 2020. Luke is also … Continue reading New Gnu News
We Drank The Last Of The Tequila And Then Set Off Into The Night
...on foot . Life On The Magic Bus Chapter 9, Part 6: Across America At Random Auntie Avis comments NOT a Three Dog Night song 8/13/2014 “Our destination today is the Shambala Buddhist Retreat,” Doc said as he poured himself a second mug of tea. “Way the fuck up in the north eastern Colorado Rockies.” … Continue reading We Drank The Last Of The Tequila And Then Set Off Into The Night
Atomic G-Men VS The Commie Mutants
...Episode 4: Rain of Fire! . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,285 Places: The Crystal Club Description: A large former 1960s nightclub that has been converted into a rock & roll bar with live music 7 nights a week. Most of the regular patrons are mages. Reputation: Reasonably priced drinks, plenty of live music, … Continue reading Atomic G-Men VS The Commie Mutants
Handsome Joe Meets The Five Blue Budgies
...and things go surprisingly well . Become a Patron! . Sister Bomia’s Adventure Diary #21 We Make New Friends Foxday 1, Sun God Month, Year 25 of the Golden Emperor Dear Diary, Well, today was a very interesting day. Yesterday evening, we made it to as high as one can go on horseback, or probably … Continue reading Handsome Joe Meets The Five Blue Budgies
Turtles In The Moonlight
...so romantic . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,284 People: Sockie Blue, Rock & Roll Mage Physical Description: Sockie (AKA Sonya) Blue is a 26 year old American mage of Eastern European ancestry. She is tall at 5'11”, and thin at 130 pounds. Her hair is naturally black with an equally natural sky blue … Continue reading Turtles In The Moonlight
The Secret War Between Pots & Pans
...it gets heated . A Short Note No Doclopedia post today, folks. Once again, I'm changing things around on here with a new schedule. Years and years ago, when the Doclopedia was fresh and new and not even the Doclopedia yet, I called it People, Place & Things. Actually, before that, it was 365 Days, … Continue reading The Secret War Between Pots & Pans
Stiff Notes
...is that about music? Sex? Sex music? . Become a Patron! . What's In The Box? A Golden Glove! An elbow length lady's glove woven of thin real gold threads? Wow! Beautiful and surprisingly heavy. Looks like it was made for a rather petite woman or maybe a young girl. I wonder why there is … Continue reading Stiff Notes
Do That Funny Thing You Do!
...no, no, the OTHER funny thing . Life On The Magic Bus Chapter 9, Part 5: Across America At Random Mary claims the Middle of Nowhere Lucy & Flash misbehave 8/11/2014 At 10 in the morning, the Bus and her crew made their first stop for a video. They had been on the road for … Continue reading Do That Funny Thing You Do!
The California Kid & Spider Mess With The “Patriots”
...on Parler . Become a Patron! . Sister Bomia’s Adventure Diary #20 Lost In The Skylifter Mountains Wolfsday 1, Sun God Month, Year 25 of the Golden Emperor Dear Diary, These last few days have been an absolute trial on us, physically, mentally and emotionally. We have been lost in the mountains until late this … Continue reading The California Kid & Spider Mess With The “Patriots”
Mice With Dice Eating Rice
...nice! . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,282 The Bulletin Board: Dog & Cat Edition NOTICE: Poop Eaters Anonymous will be moving it's weekly meeting to Tuesday night in Sparky Malone's back yard under the willow tree. If you want help with your poop eating problem, please come see us. Looking for a couple … Continue reading Mice With Dice Eating Rice
Regular Skinks Only
...you fancy skinks can just keep on moving . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,280 The Bulletin Board: Steampunk Edition LOST: Self-winding clockwork dog. JoJo got out of my workshop sometime yesterday. He is designed for ordinary canine behavior, so he could have been chasing a cat. Resembles an Airedale terrier with blue eyes. … Continue reading Regular Skinks Only
The Rare And Beautiful Carnivorous Crickets Of Potawango Island
...stay away from them . Become a Patron! . What's In The Box? Letters? Damn, that's a lot of letters. Looks like they are from a bunch of people to one person, a Mr. T. Zane of Omaha, Nebraska. Wow, there are postmarks from all over the world! There's one from Siam. Wasn't that what … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Carnivorous Crickets Of Potawango Island
Doc Tempest: Thunderstruck!
...from the May 1989 issue . Become a Patron! . Life On The Magic Bus Chapter 9, Part 4: Across America At Random The trip begins The Scenic Route is taken 8/10/2014 It was 4:55 in the morning and all of the humans & critters involved in the “Great Random Route Trip To GenCon” were … Continue reading Doc Tempest: Thunderstruck!
The Candy Elves Are At It Again!
...this time with lemon drops . Become a Patron! . Sister Bomia’s Adventure Diary A Side Trip Is Taken Rabbitsday 4, Roc Month, Year 25 of the Golden Emperor Dear Diary, We are three days out of Weskolia now, and things have not been dull. The road we are following is, in fact, the ancient … Continue reading The Candy Elves Are At It Again!
Who Is Spencer Moonlap?
...For that matter, HOW is Spencer Moonlap? . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,278 The Bulletin Board: Post Apocalypse Edition Wanted: Soda pop. Any flavor, can or bottle. Cola preferred, but will take anything. It's been so long. CONTACT: Murf, out on I-80 by the old KFC. I have fresh gator meat for sale. … Continue reading Who Is Spencer Moonlap?
Banditos In The Birdbath
...and they are raising hell with the sparrows . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,276 The Alphabet, Female Name Edition: Yoso Yoso Amakali is a citizen of the Pellucidar space habitat that resides in the L4 zone between Earth 41-K and the Moon. Yoso was born there 24 years ago in 2383, the 5th … Continue reading Banditos In The Birdbath
Alfonso Was A Cockatoo
...and quite a talented one, too . Become a Patron! . What's In The Box? Dirt? Yeah, okay, so you might not always find really cool shit in this box. Sometimes it's just a few cubic feet of dirt. At least it looks like pretty good dirt for a garden. Has quite a lot of … Continue reading Alfonso Was A Cockatoo
