...he was really great . Become A Patron . The Doclopedia #2,129 That Time We Did That Thing: On The Mountain . By Mark Ford . Doc asked me to come by for a mug of his fiendishly strong tea and to “run an idea past me”. Since my liver and kidneys were in decent … Continue reading The Wonderful Frog
Stark Trek
...damn it, Tony! . Become A Patron . The Doclopedia #2,127 That Time We Did That Thing: In The Forest UNDER RECONSTRUCTION . . The Doclopedia #2,128 That Time We Did That Thing: Driving Down Interstate 5 UNDER RECONSTRUCTION
Handsome Joe Has A Party
...and there is cake . Become A Patron . The Doclopedia #2,125 A Short Lecture: Your Vacation Destination . Now, before we get into this whole vacation selection process, you'll need to decide where you want to go and what sort of vacation you want. This is a decision not lightly made, should your spouse … Continue reading Handsome Joe Has A Party
Mexican Jenny Goes To War
...against the neighbor's crowing rooster . Become A Patron . The Doclopedia #2,123 A Short Lecture: Why A Dog? . To get right into it, why not a dog? Are you some sort of dog hater? Do you have an allergy, or perhaps a fear of dogs? For that matter, do dogs not like you? … Continue reading Mexican Jenny Goes To War
A Slick New Look!
...just not here . Become A Patron . The Doclopedia #2,120 When Lulu Spilled Her Purse: The Emergency Panties Emergency . At the tender age of 16, young Max Walker had very little up close experience with women or their panties. Not that he was bad looking, he wasn't. It was mostly his shyness and … Continue reading A Slick New Look!
Rat Town
...it's cheesy . Become A Patron . The Doclopedia #2,118 When Lulu Spilled Her Purse: The Lipstick Panic If there was one thing you could count on Lulu Smelm to be, it was clumsy. This was a young woman who, by the time she was 13, had walked into 9 different glass doors, fallen down … Continue reading Rat Town
The Unfortunate Pasta Incident
...don't ask about it, ever. . Become A Patron . The Doclopedia #2,116 A Fist Full Of McGuffins: The Mask Of Satan Who is the villain that wears the Mask of Satan? Is it a mad Cult Leader obsessed with awaking ancient dread gods using the terrible mask and the powers of darkness? Perhaps he's … Continue reading The Unfortunate Pasta Incident
It’s All Fun & Games Until You Miss The Boat
...then you have to steal a boat to get to the boat . Become A Patron . The Doclopedia #2,114 A Fist Full Of McGuffins: The Kraken Program What is the Kraken Program? Why do all the TopCorps want it? Why are the Doomsday Kids sending hackers after it on the net and musclegirls after … Continue reading It’s All Fun & Games Until You Miss The Boat
Ice Dice
...are nice dice . Become A Patron . The Doclopedia #2,112 A Fist Full Of McGuffins: The Wexler Formula The Wexler Formula is vital to the Space Program and everyone wants it. The Russians and Chinese are both after it, but so is Dr. Von Ruger, Wexler's rival and not so reformed Nazi scientist. In … Continue reading Ice Dice
Dr. Silkmelon And Mister Porkwaffle Meet The Queen
...as opposed to meeting a queen . Become A Patron . The Doclopedia #2,109 Guest Authors Write Warning Labels: Auntie Lizzie's Ghoulash By Avis Crane Product Warning Label Auntie Lizzie's Ghoulash is a tasty stew in the traditional Hungarian style, made with only the best, well-aged locally-sourced ghouls! Please observe the following preparation notes for … Continue reading Dr. Silkmelon And Mister Porkwaffle Meet The Queen
High Speed Internut
...blindingly fast! . Become A Patron . The Doclopedia #2,107 Guest Authors Write Warning Labels: Robot Tree Trimmer By William Reger WARNING! Do not attempt to alter, adjust, tamper, or remove the Robot Tree Trimmer restraint chip. No matter what it says, it does not meet the requirements to be considered a sapient creature. … Continue reading High Speed Internut
Cats Playing Cards, Bunnies Shooting Craps, Dogs Playing Keno
...it's casino night! . Become A Patron . The Doclopedia #2,104 Guest Authors Write Warning Labels: Inflatable Armor By Kevin Rice Inflatable Armor ™ is fun for the whole family! It makes you bounce like a ball! It protects you from falls! The kids love it! WARNING: Inflatable Armor ™ offers no protection from … Continue reading Cats Playing Cards, Bunnies Shooting Craps, Dogs Playing Keno
The Seeing The Light At The End Of The Tunnel, But Still Cheerily Running Toward Danger Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Atomic Burp
...co-starring her long lost Uncle Otis Q. Spackleworth . Become A Patron . The Doclopedia #2,103 The Minorka Story: In Which The OTHER Minorkas Taste The Strangeness It's been 2 weeks since Horace & Minnie Minorka left for Florida and I'm told that they are now in Gainesville and doing well in their new home. … Continue reading The Seeing The Light At The End Of The Tunnel, But Still Cheerily Running Toward Danger Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Atomic Burp
Mr. Sort Of Wrong
...but also sort of right . Become A Patron . The Doclopedia #2,101 The Minorka Story: In Which Mr. Minorka Shuts Out The World, But Not His Wife Our Story Thus Far: After spending a couple of nights in jail (Mr Minorka) and a couple of nights under psychiatric evaluation (Mrs Minorka), they were … Continue reading Mr. Sort Of Wrong
My Life Among The Colorful Pirates
...blue, green and red . Become A Patron . The Doclopedia #2,099 The Minorka Story: In Which The Cat Comes Back, Sort Of, To Ill Effect Well, folks, things down the street at the Minorka house were pretty quiet for a couple of weeks, aside from the day when Horace Minorka decided to dismantle his … Continue reading My Life Among The Colorful Pirates
The Secret Guinea Pigs Stake Out A House
...but why? . The Doclopedia #2,097 The Minorka Story: In Which The Ball Gets Rolling Things that Grandpa, Uncle Luke, Cupcake and Brownie Learned About Trebuchets Today. A watermelon hitting the side of a hospital makes a humongous splat. Then the police come to investigate. A slightly over inflated NBA basketball, when thrown high and about … Continue reading The Secret Guinea Pigs Stake Out A House
Lemur Party!
...ain't no party like a lemur party! . Become A Patron . The Doclopedia #2,095 Saloons, Bars & Pubs: The Lucky Ace After a long hot ride across the prairie, a feller wants a drink, maybe to play some cards and a bit of sport with a pretty gal. In Coldwater, Colorado, that most likely … Continue reading Lemur Party!
The Adventure Of The Three Gingers
...by John H. Watson, MD . Become A Patron . The Doclopedia #2,093 Saloons, Bars & Pubs: Geedak Tro Tro Located on the desert moon of Ulvak, this is the largest bar in Geedak City, a wild & wooly town that is home to miners, doolo hunters, fortune seekers and outlaws. Geedak Tro Tro is … Continue reading The Adventure Of The Three Gingers
That’s What Sidhe Said
...some of you will get that . Become A Patron . The Doclopedia #2,091 Saloons, Bars & Pubs: Pismo Joey's You'll find Pismo Joey's right next to the old Clam Shack, there on the north side of Pismo Beach. Now, half of the place is where tourists and locals come got great fried clams and … Continue reading That’s What Sidhe Said
The Rare And Beautiful Wandering Pink Pine Trees Of Potawango Island
...not really tall, but pretty quick . Become A Patron . The Doclopedia #2,089 Random Tables In Search Of An RPG: A Trap! 1: 2d6+2 Sword blades fall from the ceiling 2: A bomb with all red wires 3: A steel rod pops out at crotch level 4: Sloped and greased pit that dumps you … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Wandering Pink Pine Trees Of Potawango Island
Her Nickname Was Spanky And So Was Her Lifestyle
...or so I've heard . Become A Patron . The Doclopedia #2,087 Random Tables In Search Of An RPG: Things To Search For 1: A diamond the size of a duck egg 2: The murder weapon 3: A bomb 4: The villain's hideout 5: Treasure 6: A missing person 7: A lost robot 8: A … Continue reading Her Nickname Was Spanky And So Was Her Lifestyle
Mud Babies
...cute, but muddy . Become A Patron . The Doclopedia #2,089 Random Tables In Search Of An RPG: An Ally 1: K-Bo, the DJ 2: Professor Winklemoore, Chemist 3: Rufus, a large goat of high intelligence 4: Sister Esperanza, amateur detective 5: Jake, a down on his luck veteran 6: Gina, a taxi driver 7: … Continue reading Mud Babies
Module J-2: The Island Of Slime Hags
...for characters level 3-5 . Become A Patron . The Doclopedia #2,087 Random Tables In Search Of An RPG: Powerful Magic 1: Wand Of Many Spiders 2: Rejastro's Spell Of Face Melting 3: Scroll Of Fast Escape 4: Ring Of Slime Creation 5: Staff Of Bonecrushing 6: Minzel's Dust Of Lust 7: The Ancient Jewel … Continue reading Module J-2: The Island Of Slime Hags
We Had The Secret Meeting On The Big Bridge
...just in case somebody needed to be thrown off of it . Become A Patron . The Doclopedia #2,089 How Not To...: Rob A Bank Suggested by Gaylin Chev . I can tell you three ways to not rob a bank. Don't ask how I know this stuff. 1: Do not gather up a crew … Continue reading We Had The Secret Meeting On The Big Bridge
Lock Robster
...we were at a party . Become A Patron . The Doclopedia #2,087 How Not To...: Talk to Aliens Suggested by Gaylin Chev . Well now, that entirely depends upon the aliens you are speaking to, doesn't it? I mean, every memberspecies of the Galactic Counsel communicates using one of the 16 versions of the … Continue reading Lock Robster
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