...I demand it! . Become a Patron! . Confessions Of A Time Traveler Mistakes Will Happen Yes, I know I was supposed to continue my series about various people I've met traveling through space & time. Sadly, shit happens, so I'm doing this filler entry about mistakes I've made in my travels. Now, mistakes in … Continue reading Bring On The Dancing Elks!
Amazing Beer Adventures!
...my favorite magazine . Become a Patron! . Sister Bomia’s Adventure Diary Passing Through The Wall Mountains Catsday 2, Comet Month, Year 25 of the Golden Emperor Dear Diary, Well, these last few days have been a mix of extremely boring and extremely frightening. I speak for all five of us when I say that … Continue reading Amazing Beer Adventures!
The True Story Of How I Sold A Cow To Three Frat Boys
...well, actually, it was a bull . Become a Patron! . A Short Lecture How To Watch Birds . We are told that, among hobbies, bird watching has long been among the top five. Who tells us this? Not the birds, of course, since they cannot speak English and they have no need to make … Continue reading The True Story Of How I Sold A Cow To Three Frat Boys
That Time Frank Almost Peed On A Bear.
...alcohol may have been involved . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,240 Small Town Secrets: Wilfred Corners . Wilford Corners looks like most other small villages in the northeastern United States. The “downtown” consists of a gas station, general store, cafe, town office, sheriff's office and a bar. Surrounding that are the elementary school, … Continue reading That Time Frank Almost Peed On A Bear.
Flazoon, The Thing That Walked Like Another Thing…With A Slight Limp
...He stepped on a small pyramid . Become a Patron! . A Fist Full Of Plot Hooks PULP MYSTERY GENRE The Leaping Thief . Who is the Leaping Thief? Nobody knows, but this costumed rogue continues to commit one burglary after another, then escaping capture by taking 60 foot leaps. The pressure is on from … Continue reading Flazoon, The Thing That Walked Like Another Thing…With A Slight Limp
Young Time Nerds In Love
...they have all the time in the world. . Become a Patron! . Sasha Explains It All Allies, Impostors & Renfields One of the things I get asked is how we Non-Humans manage to interact with human society beyond just “playing dumb”. Well, the answer to that is complicated. There are three main ways we … Continue reading Young Time Nerds In Love
It’s All Fun And Games Until The Rotten Eggs Start Exploding
...that was SO GROSS! . Become a Patron! . Sister Bomia’s Adventure Diary We Dine With A Giant Bearsday 1, Comet Month, Year 25 of the Golden Emperor Dear Diary, After spending several days getting up to the base of the Wall Mountains, we found that the remnant of the Great Road that we were … Continue reading It’s All Fun And Games Until The Rotten Eggs Start Exploding
Arrogant Ducks Humiliated My Turkey
...have you ever seen a turkey cry? . Become a Patron! . A Short Lecture Pie Or Cake? I will state right up front that I am an equal opportunity dessert eater. I will happily consume both pie and cake, to say nothing of cookies, doughnuts or any number of fancy pastries. And we will … Continue reading Arrogant Ducks Humiliated My Turkey
Uncle Doc Talks To You About Dirty Dungeon Master Tricks
...I know hundreds of them. . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,238 Creatures To Look Out For: Crabrabs What in the hell is it with wizards combining parts of two or more creatures to make a new monster? Is there some kind of competition to create the next owlbear? Gods, maybe they all just … Continue reading Uncle Doc Talks To You About Dirty Dungeon Master Tricks
Uncle Doc Talks To You About Punching Fascists
...do it often and with great vigor . Become a Patron! . A Fist Full Of Plot Hooks PULP MYSTERY GENRE Monster Gang The press is calling them “The Monster Gang”, and if they are wearing costumes, they're damned good ones. Two people you trust say the Werewolf took two slugs and shrugged them off. … Continue reading Uncle Doc Talks To You About Punching Fascists
Lucky Ducks With Big Bucks
...are all out of fucks . Become a Patron! . Confessions Of A Time Traveler It's The Little Things Hi there, folks! Quick entry this time because I have to go warn the Native People of North, South and Central America about the coming of the Europeans. I thought this time, I'd list a few … Continue reading Lucky Ducks With Big Bucks
Barky McFarty Goes Undercover
...using the name Farty McBarky . Become a Patron! . Sister Bomia’s Adventure Diary Exploring The Shunned City Ottersday 4, White Moon Month, Year 25 of the Golden Emperor Dear Diary, We are out of the Flower Hills and nearly to the Wall Mountains. The past few days have been exciting, Diary, to say the … Continue reading Barky McFarty Goes Undercover
Quantum Action Squad 7
...more fake anime . A Short Lecture What To Do About Halloween To start with, let me be clear that this lecture is not about having Halloween. I know that some people think there should be no Halloween. But they are, to use a technical term my children taught me, poopheads. No, I'm here to … Continue reading Quantum Action Squad 7
Wulf Was The Leader Of The Bacon Gnomes
...who were allied with the Lettuce & Tomato Fairies . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,236 What's In That Chest?: The Treasure Of Yalosarn . This chest can be found in the south tower of the mostly ruined Castle Yalosarn. It is not a very large chest, measuring about two feet on a side. … Continue reading Wulf Was The Leader Of The Bacon Gnomes
Void Where Prohibited By The Laws of Physics
...that really narrows things down . Become a Patron! . A Fist Full Of Plot Hooks PULP MYSTERY GENRE Three Frightened Redheads . The McKenna Sisters are one of the hottest singing teams in the world. They sing with all the big bands and tour the world. Their records sell like crazy. So who has … Continue reading Void Where Prohibited By The Laws of Physics
The Five Blue Budgies Enter A Race
...ans so do their rivals, the Six Orange Canaries . Become a Patron! . Sasha Explains It All Who's Smart Now? Hi there, folks! This month, I'd like to discuss four species that have been given the green light for sapience since I wrote about this two years ago in my award winning rant “Everybody … Continue reading The Five Blue Budgies Enter A Race
I Remember When We Used To Wear Pants
...back in the Before Time . Become a Patron! . Sister Bomia’s Adventure Diary Our Stop In Palkus Dogsday 3, White Moon Month, Year 25 of the Golden Emperor Dear Diary, Our two day stopover in Palkus, capital of Ixokal, was a wild series of misadventures even by our standards. I couldn't quite decide how … Continue reading I Remember When We Used To Wear Pants
We Never Did Find Out Who Painted Larry Red
...we suspect aliens . Become a Patron! . A Short Lecture How To Be A Dungeon Master As we all know, Dungeons & Dragons has, in recent years, enjoyed a huge resurgence in popularity. Millions of people are playing it, watching it on various platforms, reading about it and spending enormous amounts of money on … Continue reading We Never Did Find Out Who Painted Larry Red
Last Stop Before Crazyland
...AKA this election year . Become a Patron! . REWRITE FRIDAY! From: March 10, 2009 Secret Cities: San Francisco The basic concept behind this is that every large city has a second, secret city existing inside it…sort of underlying it or existing in a dimension that overlaps ours. This secret city does not register on … Continue reading Last Stop Before Crazyland
Moms & Magic
...not an rpg . Become a Patron! . A Fist Full Of Plot Hooks PULP MYSTERY GENRE The House On The Lake A mansion on an island in the middle of a lake. Dozens of swanky rich folks brought in by boat for a big party. Food, booze, music, dancing...and murder. At first you wondered … Continue reading Moms & Magic
The California Kid & Spider Adopt A Dog
...for about a week . Become a Patron! . Confessions Of A Time Traveler But What Were They REALLY Like? PART 1: The Fictionals When you do a lot of traveling through time and alternate realities, you tend to meet a lot of famous people, both real and fictional. This causes people in your Home … Continue reading The California Kid & Spider Adopt A Dog
The Hat Wearer’s Newsletter
...now ten pages long! . Become a Patron! . Sister Bomia’s Adventure Diary Crossing Grand Lake Foxday 3, White Moon Month, Year 25 of the Golden Emperor Dear Diary, After a long day of riding north from Golin, we came to Grand Lake, which certainly lives up to it's name. For most of it's length … Continue reading The Hat Wearer’s Newsletter
The Adventure Of The Adventuring Adventurer
...he went looking for...ADVENTURE! . Become a Patron! . A Short Lecture What To Do About Halloween To start with, let me be clear that this lecture is not about having Halloween. I know that some people think there should be no Halloween. But they are, to use a technical term my children taught me, … Continue reading The Adventure Of The Adventuring Adventurer
Episode 186: Waldo Gets A New Car, Lena Bakes A Pie And Uncle Roy Has A New Moneymaking Plan
...oh, that wacky family . REWRITE FRIDAY! From: August 27, 2010 Knives That Do More Than Cut: The Blade That Transforms Type of knife: Primitive stone knife Magic level: High Intelligence: Very Low Almost nothing is known about this knife other than it is several millennia old and may have come from the Dendulaa Plains … Continue reading Episode 186: Waldo Gets A New Car, Lena Bakes A Pie And Uncle Roy Has A New Moneymaking Plan
Hot Magic Tonight
...very hot . A Fist Full Of Plot Hooks PULP MYSTERY GENRE A Bullet For A Baker Why have there been two attempts on the life of Valentin Gaspard, world famous chef and owner of La Tarte Parfaite, the hottest bakery in the city? Could it have something to do with the disappearance of his … Continue reading Hot Magic Tonight
