...do NOT go in there The Doclopedia #3,441 Alt. Superhero Origins: The Amazon She really is an Amazon warrior. Her powers are real. But here's the deal: She was kicked off the Amazon island because when she was younger, she was a total bitch. Nobody liked her, so her mom took away her powers and … Continue reading Odd Happenings In The Old Outhouse
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Horace The Sheep
...a cautionary tale The Doclopedia #3,440 Alt. Superhero Origins: The Supreme Sorcerer Dude He's Merlin! He's like 1,600 years old and he just changes his body every century or so. If you get him drunk, he starts talking about Arthur and Camelot and all that. I mean, he's powerful and shit, but also kind of … Continue reading Horace The Sheep
The Winslow Boys Lose A Bundle
...they bet on the wrong team The Doclopedia #3,439 Alt. Superhero Origins: The Girl Squirrel You want to know what happens when a radioactive human woman bites a female squirrel? This chick happens! She's mostly human now, but still has the climbing ability and speed of a squirrel. She can also communicate with nearby squirrels, … Continue reading The Winslow Boys Lose A Bundle
Mexican Jennie Throws A Party
...or a riot...it was hard to tell The Doclopedia #3,438 Alt. Superhero Origins: The Big Green Guy He was born with the power to assume the form of a huge green troll, because his birth mother was a shapeshifted troll that had a good heart and loved humans. Her son does have some anger management … Continue reading Mexican Jennie Throws A Party
The Story Of My Younger Years
...not suitable reading for humans The Doclopedia #3,437 Alt. Superhero Origins: The Bat Guy On Earth 300-F, he started being a vigilante because he was married to a woman his domineering parents chose for him. He just wanted to get out of the house and work off his anger, so he figured beating the shit … Continue reading The Story Of My Younger Years
This Is Basic Stuff
...advanced stuff is next year The Doclopedia #3,436 What The Hell Was That?: Naked Dude Running “Dudes, look! Some guy running down the street butt ass naked! Hahaha! Wait, wait! Now there's two chicks chasing him. Does that one have a gun? Shit, dude better run faster,or...WOAH! Look at all those cops! Shit is getting … Continue reading This Is Basic Stuff
Just Me And My Pet Echidna
...hanging out at home The Doclopedia #3,435 What The Hell Was That?: Terrible Smell “Sweet Mother of God! What the hell is that stink? Slim, was that you? Jack? Couldn't have been Texas, he's down at the creek washin' up dishes. Horses are down wind of us. Weren't no skunk. Ain't no skunk ever smelled … Continue reading Just Me And My Pet Echidna
Reality Will Be Postponed Tonight
...and nobody is complaining The Doclopedia #3,434 What The Hell Was That?: Short Wind Storm “That was a hell of a wind storm for the 30 seconds it lasted. Tirdon, do you have any idea what caused it? An air elemental? Not likely. Feri, Breek, and I met an air elemental a few years back, … Continue reading Reality Will Be Postponed Tonight
The Raccoon Story
...starring raccoons! The Doclopedia #3,433 What The Hell Was That?: Multicolor Fireball “Miss Redfoot, despite my being 167 years old, a Grand Master of Wizardry, having taught here for 52 years, and having adventured for 30 years in my youth, I have never, not even once, seen a Fireball change color 6 times before striking … Continue reading The Raccoon Story
Ziggy Zagged
...Ziggy regretted that The Doclopedia #3,432 What The Hell Was That?: Low Moan “M..M..Mac! Did you just hear a low moan? Because I just heard a low moan and it didn't come from you or me, so where did it come from? Look around? Mac, I don't even want to be here. This warehouse is … Continue reading Ziggy Zagged
Ask Me About Our EZ Credit!
...interest is only 90% The Doclopedia #3,431 What The Hell Was That?: Pig Stampede “Holy crap, Carol, are you okay? How about you, Aggie? Good, good. Where the hell did all those pigs come from? There must have been 200 of them. Durkin's farm? Yeah, that is just over the hill. I don't know what … Continue reading Ask Me About Our EZ Credit!
Toy Drum On The Table
...ratatatat The Doclopedia #3,430 What The Hell Was That?: A Hot Sneeze “Sweet mother of a hundred cats, what the hell kind of sneeze was that, Gurndl? A gout of flame two feet long shot out of your nose! Wait! Wait! You tasted some of that Draconic Ale, didn't you? Master Zavard will not be … Continue reading Toy Drum On The Table
The Dancey, Romancey, Get Out Of Your Pants-y Story of Mostly Purple Patty And The Junior Prom
...co-starring her date, Buffly Blue Brad The Doclopedia #3,429 Doing Things In Different Genres: Getting Paid Pulp: Either your wealthy benefactor pays you, or you take a generous cut from the valuable stuff you found on your recent adventure. Old West: The bounty on the Kansas Kid was $200.00, and you can collect it from … Continue reading The Dancey, Romancey, Get Out Of Your Pants-y Story of Mostly Purple Patty And The Junior Prom
Smacked By A Frying Pan
...splaaaaannnngggg The Doclopedia #3,428 Doing Things In Different Genres: Cooking While Drunk Modern Humor: You are supposed to be cooking a fancy dinner for important people, but you and your team started tasting the various wines and now you're all half blotto. Old West: Your cook done got sick, so now you cowpokes have to … Continue reading Smacked By A Frying Pan
Sleepy Thyme
...shh, don't wake it The Doclopedia #3,427 Doing Things In Different Genres: Sorting Loot During A Storm Horror: It's dark, cold, and you've lost count because you heard a slurping noise. Modern Strangeness: You and your buddies are in an alley divvying up the loot from that bodega, when you see the owner coming, but … Continue reading Sleepy Thyme
The Rare And Beautiful Sparkly Wombat Of Potawango Island
...they look so cool The Doclopedia #3,425 Doing Things In Different Genres: Doing Jobs 1920s Crime: $500 bucks if you go steal two truckloads of whiskey from a warehouse in Joliet and bring them back to Chicago. Modern Espionage: Unaware you are CIA, Mossad offers you $200,000.00 to get info on a British operation in … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Sparkly Wombat Of Potawango Island
Tiger Pants
...look so good The Doclopedia #3,423 Doing Things In Different Genres: Getting A Job Offer Pulp: The government wants your help in stopping whoever is stealing boxcars from moving trains. Old West: Bart Murphy, the wealthiest man in Kansas, wants you to escort his two ne'er do well sons to a big cattle auction in … Continue reading Tiger Pants
Curse You, Soup Pixies!
...cream of broccoli, yuck! The Doclopedia #3,422 One Thing Leads To Another: Going To See The Big Guy Let me explain, Andre, before you get too worked up. We were going to see the Big Guy down at his place in Tours, as you asked. However, traffic was terrible due to a big accident on … Continue reading Curse You, Soup Pixies!
More Hot News
...and a bit of cold news, too The Doclopedia #3,421 One Thing Leads To Another: Talking To Pam I was just standing there, talking to my neighbor Pam about those three young men who moved into Mrs Collin's old house,when it happened. Oh, well,we were talking about how they have those hot rod cars and … Continue reading More Hot News
Golden Stories Of Gay Pirate Adventures
...they'll shiver your timber The Doclopedia #3,420 One Thing Leads To Another: Finding Oscar's Wallet So, you know how Oscar is always losing things? Well, he lost his wallet somewhere between Selma's house and here. So me and Pabs tell him we'll help him find it. He goes back to Selma's with Lisa and me … Continue reading Golden Stories Of Gay Pirate Adventures
The Kitty Cats Mess With Bucky & Squint
...which is not really difficult The Doclopedia #3,422 One Thing Leads To Another: Going To See The Big Guy Let me explain, Andre, before you get too worked up. We were going to see the Big Guy down at his place in Tours, as you asked. However, traffic was terrible due to a big accident … Continue reading The Kitty Cats Mess With Bucky & Squint
Chipmunk Warriors
...little, but tough The Doclopedia #3,421 One Thing Leads To Another: Talking To Pam I was just standing there, talking to my neighbor Pam about those three young men who moved into Mrs Collin's old house,when it happened. Oh, well,we were talking about how they have those hot rod cars and the Italian looking one … Continue reading Chipmunk Warriors
Holding On To A Hot Rock
...not that kind The Doclopedia #3,420 One Thing Leads To Another: Finding Oscar's Wallet So, you know how Oscar is always losing things? Well, he lost his wallet somewhere between Selma's house and here. So me and Pabs tell him we'll help him find it. He goes back to Selma's with Lisa and me and … Continue reading Holding On To A Hot Rock
The Dancing Elks Hated Butte, Montana
...they don't like snow and hunters The Doclopedia #3,419 Drinks For The Devout Worshiper: The Tea Of Wisdom For a simple jolt of wisdom, do this... Into your Hunzin tea pot, place two spoons of Fravil tea, 3 Vaa berries, and a pinch of salt. Now pour boiling water from your Hunzin kettle into the … Continue reading The Dancing Elks Hated Butte, Montana
Billy The Squid
...undersea outlaw The Doclopedia #3,418 Drinks For The Devout Worshiper: The Milk Of Redemption Pay attention, foul sinners, and follow this recipe to REDEMPTION! You will need the milk of a Holy Goat of Dwinn. No less than a gallon, you twice damned slacker! And you must drink it all within 12 hours, too! Take … Continue reading Billy The Squid
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