...pretty much every realityI now have a Ko-Fi page, so you can donate money to help me keep writing!https://ko-fi.com/doccross4591 The Doclopedia #2,398 Warning Labels: For Assist-O-Bot Thank you for purchasing Assist-O-Bot, the finest assistance AI on the market.Warning: Do not attempt to use Assist-O-Bot for sexual purposes. This could result in bot a malfunctioning AI … Continue reading Doctor Cross In The Multiverse Of Goofy Shit
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It’s Time To Do It Right!
...once we know what "it" is I now have a Ko-Fi page, so you can donate money to help me keep writing! https://ko-fi.com/doccross4591 Or you can support me on Patreon at: https://www.patreon.com/DocCross The Doclopedia #2,397 It Came From The ...: Beauty Parlor Basic Information: Released in 1951 by Majestic Films. Running time: 98 minutes Overall rating by … Continue reading It’s Time To Do It Right!
A Dog And A Hog Rode A Log Through The Fog In A Bog
...then, they heard a frog I now have a Ko-Fi page, so you can donate money to help me keep writing! https://ko-fi.com/doccross4591 Or you can support me on Patreon at: https://www.patreon.com/DocCross The Doclopedia #2,396 It Came From The ...: Bird Feeder Basic Information: Released in 1970 by 24th Street Films. Running time: 105 minutes Overall rating by … Continue reading A Dog And A Hog Rode A Log Through The Fog In A Bog
King Of The Pie Gnomes
...he's very popular I now have a Ko-Fi page, so you can donate money to help me keep writing! https://ko-fi.com/doccross4591 Or you can support me on Patreon at: https://www.patreon.com/DocCross The Doclopedia #2,395 It Came From The ...: Cheese Shop Basic Information: Released in 1963 by Three Star Releasing. Running time: 70 minutes Overall rating by Critics Anonymous: … Continue reading King Of The Pie Gnomes
In This Episode: Joey Goes Surfing And Wilbur Buys A Bike
...while Grandpa gets stoned I now have a Ko-Fi page, so you can donate money to help me keep writing! https://ko-fi.com/doccross4591 Or you can support me on Patreon at: https://www.patreon.com/DocCross The Doclopedia #2,394 It Came From The ...: Junkyard Basic Information: Released in 1968 by The Toronto Film Group. Running time: 100 minutes Overall rating by Critics … Continue reading In This Episode: Joey Goes Surfing And Wilbur Buys A Bike
Nice Sandwiches
...and they're toasted! I now have a Ko-Fi page, so you can donate money to help me keep writing! https://ko-fi.com/doccross4591 Or you can support me on Patreon at: https://www.patreon.com/DocCross The Doclopedia #2,393 It Came From The ...: Art School Basic Information: Released in 1962 by American United Films. Running time: 2 hours Overall rating by Critics Anonymous: … Continue reading Nice Sandwiches
Werewolves Of Portland
...AAWOOOOO I now have a Ko-Fi page, so you can donate money to help me keep writing! https://ko-fi.com/doccross4591 Or you can support me on Patreon at: https://www.patreon.com/DocCross The Doclopedia #2,392 It Came From The ...: Farm Basic Information: Released in 1966 by First Rate Studios. Running time: 90 minutes Overall rating by Critics Anonymous: D- Synopsis: … Continue reading Werewolves Of Portland
The Adventure Of The Whistling Squid
...in which Holmes & Watson get wetI now have a Ko-Fi page, so you can donate money to help me keep writing!https://ko-fi.com/doccross4591 Or you can support me on Patreon at: https://www.patreon.com/DocCross The Doclopedia #2,391 It Came From The ...: Refrigerator Basic Information: Released in 1958 by Toko Films. Running time: 94 minutes Overall rating by … Continue reading The Adventure Of The Whistling Squid
Deep Inside The Wrong Place To Be
...and pretty fucking scared NOTE FROM MARCH 2023: For reasons that I can't recall, I originally stopped posting the rest of this theme. Here now, the rest of it. The Doclopedia #2,386 to #2,390 The Doclopedia #2,386 The Alphabet In A Week: I...J...K...L I is for Izz Bugs, one of the largest and most annoying … Continue reading Deep Inside The Wrong Place To Be
No Hedgehogs In Here!
...nope, not a one The Doclopedia #2,385 The Alphabet In A Week: E...F...G...H E is for Elemental Army, an army made up of not true Elementals, but golems made from Essential fire and/or earth. They were used on Earth 351- K during the Prophet Wars in the 4th Century. Most historians agree that it Was … Continue reading No Hedgehogs In Here!
Clean Underwear And Dirty Intentions
...it was teenagers The Doclopedia #2,384 The Alphabet In A Week: A...B...C...D A is for Amorizaklin, a Greater Green Dragon that lives in the Scattered Hills region of Preth. Measuring 110 feet from nose to tail, and with a 140 foot wingspan, Amorizaklin is the 4th largest dragon alive. He is, by all accounts, a … Continue reading Clean Underwear And Dirty Intentions
The Tale Of The Snowboarding Terrier
...he's very good at it. The Doclopedia #2,383 Tiny Folk Of San Francisco: Lanko Helper If a Tiny Folk person needs help doing something, they get in touch with the Helper family. For a very long time, Helpers have lent a hand as everything from carpenters to farmers to mouseherders. No matter what the job, … Continue reading The Tale Of The Snowboarding Terrier
Is That An Angel I See?
...nope, just a cattle egret The Doclopedia #2,382 Tiny Folk Of San Francisco: Wesky Painter Young Wesky Painter is, as his name implies, an artist. He lives in the Telegraph Hill area, along with several other Tiny Folk artists and a flock of wild parrots. It's quite a little community.Wesky primarily paints landscapes, but has … Continue reading Is That An Angel I See?
Attack Of The 50 Foot Chipmunk
...he was terrifying, but cute The Doclopedia #2,381 Tiny Folk Of San Francisco: Hana Ravenrider If you want to find Hana Ravenrider, you'll need to look up. It is there, high above the city, that she and her raven friend Koraka can be found. They spend much of each day flying about, finding food or … Continue reading Attack Of The 50 Foot Chipmunk
Sneaky Sandpipers Upset My Cormorants
...damned sandpipers The Doclopedia #2,380 Tiny Folk Of San Francisco: Talbis Squirrelmaster The Tiny Folk are famed for using squirrels as riding and pack animals. The bond between rider and squirrel is deep and strong, but it not something that just happens. Both Tiny Folk and squirrels must be trained to work together. This requires … Continue reading Sneaky Sandpipers Upset My Cormorants
The Aliens Took Our Condiments
...now we've got no mustard The Doclopedia #2,379 Tiny Folk Of San Francisco: Morrena Searcher Morrena is the life partner of Rinda Sandwalker. They life in the Dutch Windmill on the west end of Golden Gate Park. Both of them are seekers of useful items, but while Rinda walks the beach picking up things she … Continue reading The Aliens Took Our Condiments
The $500 Bottle Of Beer
...it's a long story The Doclopedia #2,378 Tiny Folk Of San Francisco: Rinda Sandwalker On the beach opposite the west end of Golden Gate Park, you can often find Rinda Sandwalker walking along accompanied by her cat friend Dendo. She wanders the beach collection bits of shells, anything useful that humans may have dropped or … Continue reading The $500 Bottle Of Beer
Uncle Doc Talks To You About Fumbles & Crits
...he's in favor of them The Doclopedia #2,377 Tiny Folk Of San Francisco: Uzzy Runner In the Noe Valley neighborhood of San Francisco, Uzzy Runner is a familiar face among the Tiny Folk. Working as both a messenger and a sort of neighborhood patrol, he can be seen most days running along everything from streets … Continue reading Uncle Doc Talks To You About Fumbles & Crits
A Horse Party
...about 20 horses showed up The Doclopedia #2,376 DUCKS!: Ducky Duckwell Trained ducks are pretty rare. Very well trained ducks are almost non-existent.Enter Miss Ducky Duckwell of 126 Jubilee Drive, Wragby, Lincolnshire, England. Raised from the egg by Mr. & Mrs Frank Yarby, the 5 year old Swedish Blue knows at least a dozen tricks … Continue reading A Horse Party
Tully The Twist Gives It Up
...not that he had much choice The Doclopedia #2,375 DUCKS!: The Phantom Duck In modern day Myanmar, in the town of Tung-U, you can find the Phantom Duck. Resembling a ghostly version of an Indian Runner duck, this strange creature is sighted once or twice a week, running through the town. Those who have followed … Continue reading Tully The Twist Gives It Up
Pete The Wonder Monkey Loses His Mind
...not surprising, really The Doclopedia #2,374 DUCKS!: Old Spitfire “Oh, I'll tell ya about Old Spitfire. Biggest and fastest duck you'll ever see! Hunters in this part of Minnesota have tried hundreds, maybe thousands of times to kill him, but he's still alive. He's been flying around for close to 30 years now, and ain't … Continue reading Pete The Wonder Monkey Loses His Mind
The Two Sisters Go On A Vacation
...have fun, Cupcake and Tucker The Doclopedia #2,373 DUCKS!: Fanny, The Miracle Duck “Ladies and gentlemen! Boys and girls! Gather 'round over here while I tell you about Fannie, the world famous Miracle Duck! Hatched in the wilds of China, this ordinary looking white duck has proven again and again that she understands spoken English … Continue reading The Two Sisters Go On A Vacation
The Sandwich Fairies Meet The Sushi Dragon
...and, oddly, got along well The Doclopedia #2,372 DUCKS!: Lou Quackerson On ToonEarth 5, the year is 1935 and Lou Quackerson is a private eye, living and working in Lost Angles, California. If you think of Lou as being in the hardboiled detective mode, you'd be wrong. He's much more the sophisticated, witty, and very … Continue reading The Sandwich Fairies Meet The Sushi Dragon
This Might Get A Bit Messy
...if we do it right The Doclopedia #2,371 DUCKS!: Eddie Eddie is a male mallard duck who has chosen to live in the small pond found on the grounds of Orange Hill School, in Citrus Valley, California. He has lived their since 2003. He has never had a mate and he does not migrate. The … Continue reading This Might Get A Bit Messy
Two Pork Pies, Please
...and a bottle of beer The Doclopedia #2,370 DUCKS!: Dolly Duck In Tooniverse 1-C, Dolly Duck is one of the biggest stars of stage and screen. She's famed for her wildly slapstick dance numbers and her rapid fire patter songs. She often acts opposite the likes of Millicent Mallardi, Reginald Gosling, and Sid Sealy.Dolly was … Continue reading Two Pork Pies, Please