...that plan was ill concieved . Become A Patron . The Doclopedia #2,075 Rocking The Steampunk: The Astounding Particle Man Nobody knows the true identity of the Particle Man, nor do they know what sort of mad experiment caused his body to become a mass of sand grain sized particles. What we do know is … Continue reading I’ll Kick The Vampire While You Pimpslap The Lich
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Bucky & Squint Dig A Hole To China
...actually, they only got 40 feet down . Become A Patron . The Doclopedia #2,073 Rocking The Steampunk: Mr. Roboto In June of 1898, the mad genius Dr. Okamatsu released his giant steam powered robot upon Japan. Known as “Mr. Roboto”, it first appeared outside Osaka, destroying everything in it's path. 80 feet tall and … Continue reading Bucky & Squint Dig A Hole To China
Not In This Issue: Marsupials, Chocolate Cake and Cucumbers
...the cucumbers are in the garden . Become A Patron . The Doclopedia #2,069 Rocking The Steampunk: HMS Iron Butterfly The HMS Iron Butterfly is the flagship of the Imperial British Air Fleet. It measures 300 meters long and has a crew of 120. It flies at a cruising speed of 85 miles per hour, … Continue reading Not In This Issue: Marsupials, Chocolate Cake and Cucumbers
Orangutans Who Drive Sports Cars Cannot Be Trusted
...I mean, how could they afford it? . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,065 Ask Me About My...: Tooning Fork Simply put, a tooning fork turns an ordinary thing, living or not, into a toonis version of itself. Personally, I think it's funny as hell, but certain people in my family with whom I … Continue reading Orangutans Who Drive Sports Cars Cannot Be Trusted
I Was A Cornfield Scarecrow For The FBI
...so fuck you, crows! . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,063 Ask Me About My...: Favorite Chronological Anomaly Since we are talking about an anomaly in historical chronology, not a spacio-temporal anomaly, my favorite is probably is the one on Earth 2-D where radio was discovered in 1875 instead of 1886 and Marconi building … Continue reading I Was A Cornfield Scarecrow For The FBI
Ollie, The Pink Platypus Of Joy
...everyone loves Ollie . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,059 Recipes For The Devout Worshiper: The Glorious And Most Holy Stew What You Will Require 1 pound of kwug meat, taken from the hindquarters by a 3rd tier priest in accordance with the Holy Text. 1 pound of yimmalo meat, with fat and blessed … Continue reading Ollie, The Pink Platypus Of Joy
The Art And Science Of Surviving Dog Farts
...Step 1: buy a really good gas mask . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,057 New Breeds Of Dog: Skunk Dog You might think that if somebody was going to create a breed of pet that looked like a skunk, they would use cats to do it. You'd be wrong. The Skunk Dog was … Continue reading The Art And Science Of Surviving Dog Farts
Bug School
...for smarter bugs . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,055 New Breeds Of Dog: Weredog This very rare breed is not nearly as scary as the name implies, because when they undergo their change during the full moon, they just change into another breed of dog. Nobody is sure where the first weredog came … Continue reading Bug School
The California Kid Sells A Vanload Of Hot Cameras
...700 of them, to be exact. . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,053 New Breeds Of Dog: Dragon Dog This breed looks like a dalmation, but green with yellow-green spots. The tail is 50% longer than normal and semi-prehensile. The ears are upright and very pointed. As the name implies, these dogs can breath … Continue reading The California Kid Sells A Vanload Of Hot Cameras
A Few Words About Ducklings
...they're fuzzy and cute! . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,051 New Breeds Of Dog: Brazilian Tree Terrier This fearless little dog was first bred in Brazil to climb up fruit trees and scare off birds and monkeys. They have been known to actually kill both of those creatures when they can catch them. … Continue reading A Few Words About Ducklings
A Song…A Dance…Some Cheese Whiz In Your Pants
...sharp cheddar flavor . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,045 Strange Bandanas: The American Flag One . I have several bandanas with stars & stripes on them. This one looks pretty much just like the flag, but square. I got it in 1980 at a thrift store in Seattle. I think it cost me … Continue reading A Song…A Dance…Some Cheese Whiz In Your Pants
Jumpy Cats & Barky Dogs
...pretty sure the former is due to the latter. . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,043 Strange Bandanas: The Dollar Bill One My late mother gave me several bandanas over the years, but only this one has paid for itself many times over the years. It's a black bandana with dollar bills printed on … Continue reading Jumpy Cats & Barky Dogs
What To Do If Your Pie Begins To Levitate
...might we suggest running? . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,041 Strange Bandanas: The Blue Chile Pepper One . I own hundreds of bandanas. Many of them have strange stories connected to them. Here is one… I have at least 10 bandanas with chili peppers on them. I bought most of them at a … Continue reading What To Do If Your Pie Begins To Levitate
The TRUTH!
...which, of course, you can't handle . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,039 Strange Bandanas: The Orange Jose Cuervo One . I own hundreds of bandanas. Many of them have strange stories connected to them. Here is one… No, this bandana confers no tequila related powers to me, nor does it improve my ability … Continue reading The TRUTH!
My Dragon Romance
...it was hot . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,037 Strange Bandanas: The Dark Brown One . I own hundreds of bandanas. Many of them have strange stories connected to them. Here is one… I bought this bandana at a thrift store in Walla Walla, Washington, in 2009. It cost me 75 cents. I … Continue reading My Dragon Romance
The Beginners Guide To Freestyle Flooning
...fully illustrated . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,035 Strange Bandanas: The Orange & Pink One . I own hundreds of bandanas. Many of them have strange stories connected to them. Here is one... My orange and pink tie dyed bandana is as sweet tempered and lovable as any bandana you will ever meet. … Continue reading The Beginners Guide To Freestyle Flooning
The Place Where Puppies Are Demons And Children Drink Blood
...don't ever go there . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,029 Well, That's Different: Tower Farms . On Earth 1-K, farming and, to a somewhat lesser degree, ranching, underwent a massive revolution in 1974. That was the year Micheal DeBrea, Ethan Joong and Patty Rains patented their idea for a “tower farm”. Simply put, … Continue reading The Place Where Puppies Are Demons And Children Drink Blood
Loki Is My Co-Pilot
...and he's very funny . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,027 Tiny Folk Villages: Needle . In the Dolomite Mountains of Italy, there is one small outcropping known as “The Needle”. It does look like a needle from a distance, standing about 200 feet tall with a pronounced point. The spire is about 25 … Continue reading Loki Is My Co-Pilot
Nose Games
...da nose knows . Become a Patron! Don't let "them" tell you not to.! . The Doclopedia #2,023 Tiny Folk Villages: Golden Park . There is a thriving Tiny Folk village (they call all of their settlments “villages”, regardless of size) in San Francisco's Golden Gate Park. It's been there since 1873, three years after … Continue reading Nose Games
The Dancing Elks Do A Reunion Tour
...it's sold out . Become a Patron! This is the stuff dreams are made of! . The Doclopedia #2,021 Good Idea/Bad Idea: Flying cars . Good Idea: Cool looking solar powered cars that can fly at up to 150 mph and at altitudes up to 500 feet. Bad Idea: Letting the average human actually buy … Continue reading The Dancing Elks Do A Reunion Tour
It’s All Fun And Games Until You Go Lockdown Crazy
...I HAVE NO OVEN SO I CAN'T BAKE BREAD! HAHAHAHAHA! . Become a Patron! You've been waiting for this chance ! . The Doclopedia #2,015 Good Idea/Bad Idea: The Astounding Colossal Man . Good Idea: Create a chemical that will stop his growth so that you can find a way to cure him. Bad Idea: … Continue reading It’s All Fun And Games Until You Go Lockdown Crazy
Rat Monsters On The Drag Strip
...NOT a Ray Dennis Steckler movie . Become a Patron! You are getting sleepy...sleepy! . The Doclopedia #2,013 Dragons I Have Known: Zang . Zang was a power hungry Purple Dragon with a knack for politics, both dragon politics and human politics. He loved the intrigues, the lying, the backstabbing and the wheeling & dealing … Continue reading Rat Monsters On The Drag Strip
A Kookaburra On The Chandelier
...and he's laughing at us . Become a Patron! And live the adventure! . The Doclopedia #2,009 Dragons I Have Known: Rafael . For an adult Red Dragon, Rafael was pretty clueless about quite a few things. For example, he never did figure out why various groups of humanoids would want to steal his hoard … Continue reading A Kookaburra On The Chandelier
The Chowder Gnomes Are Done With The Gravy Dwarves
...they've had enough . Become a Patron! And make your dog proud! . The Doclopedia # 2,005 Dangerous Inventions: Miss Hong's Mechanical Horse . When the Emperor told Miss Hong, the most skilled of his inventors, to build him a mechanical horse, she replied that his horse would be grand beyond imagination, swift as the … Continue reading The Chowder Gnomes Are Done With The Gravy Dwarves
Annie The Spy: A Steampunk Romance Adventure
...with airships! . Become a Patron! For the thrill of it! . The Doclopedia #2,001 Dangerous Inventions: Doctor Fenlie's Jetpack . Doctor Olias Fenlie invented his first, and sadly last, jetpack in 1886. Sleek and made from a steel alloy of his own creation, the jetpack attached to the body via a leather suit. Hand … Continue reading Annie The Spy: A Steampunk Romance Adventure
