...with bad attitudes . The Doclopedia #1,602 The Numbers: 5,000,000 . $5,000,000.00 is the reward offered by multimillionaire cryptid hunter Jeff Sork for information leading to the live capture of the cryptid known as the Demon Octopus Dog. According to Sork, the cryptid in question looks like “some sort of small hound, but possessed of … Continue reading Ugly Mice
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Training Your Dogs NOT To Rob Trains In The Past
...I failed at this. The Doclopedia #1,600The Numbers: 28.Was the age of Li Fung Ma when he released the last surviving dragon from it's 1,400 year imprisonment beneath a mountain in northeastern China. The very grateful dragon gifted Li with excellent health and a not so small fortune in gems and gold.Then it left the … Continue reading Training Your Dogs NOT To Rob Trains In The Past
Chapter 31: In Which A Poor Boy Sees His Chance And, By Using A Hefty Club, Takes It
...konk! . . The Doclopedia #1,596 Interesting Attractions In Ekarris: Mogog's Information . Mogog, the Red Troll sage, is well over 700 years old. He has been buying and selling information in Ekarris for the last 600 years. A steady stream of customers flow through his door at all hours. Mogog's Information is located in … Continue reading Chapter 31: In Which A Poor Boy Sees His Chance And, By Using A Hefty Club, Takes It
A Moist Mystery
...a moistury? . The Doclopedia #1,596 Interesting Attractions In Ekarris: Mogog's Information . Mogog, the Red Troll sage, is well over 700 years old. He has been buying and selling information in Ekarris for the last 600 years. A steady stream of customers flow through his door at all hours. Mogog's Information is located in … Continue reading A Moist Mystery
How To Make Big Money Selling Exotic Molds
...step one: find somebody who collects exotic molds . The Doclopedia #1,594 Interesting Attractions In Ekarris: Mages Only . The author would love nothing better than to give a detailed description of this exclusive club, but unfortunately, he is not a mage of any sort, nor could he find any mages who would or could … Continue reading How To Make Big Money Selling Exotic Molds
Seven Guys Named George
...keep an eye on them . The Doclopedia #1,592 Interesting Attractions In Ekarris: Embassy Row . For the tourist interested in world affairs, there is no better place to stroll through than Embassy Row. Along this three block long stretch of Peace Street street, you can see not only the embassy of each of the … Continue reading Seven Guys Named George
Doctor Silkmelon And Mr. Porkwaffle Arrive In The Serengeti
...where the good doctor plans on collecting samples . The Doclopedia #1,590 Interesting Attractions In Ekarris: Old Podo's Tavern . Not every attraction in Ekarris is big and grand. Some are just interesting and, in many cases, steeped in history. Old Podo's Tavern is one such place. There are thousands of taverns scattered across the … Continue reading Doctor Silkmelon And Mr. Porkwaffle Arrive In The Serengeti
Ten Things You Should Never Ask A Dog
...#1: what does cat poop taste like? . . The Doclopedia #1,588 Interesting Attractions In Ekarris: North Market . Ekarris has four market areas. The East & West Markets are held weekly and feature primarily goods from the eastern farmlands and the sea, respectively. There are wonderful things to be purchased at both. The South … Continue reading Ten Things You Should Never Ask A Dog
It’s All Fun And Games Until The Spanky Lady Appears
...actually, even then... . The Doclopedia #1,586 Assorted Trees Of The Magewood: Cypress . The Magewood is a purposefully enchanted woodland of approximately 20,000 acres. At it's center is Magewood Village. Part of the enchantment of Mage wood lies in the very trees themselves. Here is one of them. On the extreme eastern edge of … Continue reading It’s All Fun And Games Until The Spanky Lady Appears
Spock The Monkey
...wait, that's not a Peter Gabriel song. . . The Doclopedia #1,584 Assorted Trees Of The Magewood: Peach . The Magewood is a purposefully enchanted woodland of approximately 20,000 acres. At it's center is Magewood Village. Part of the enchantment of Mage wood lies in the very trees themselves. Here is one of them. In … Continue reading Spock The Monkey
If Not 1902, When?
...and where, I ask you? . . The Doclopedia #1,582 Assorted Trees Of The Magewood: Acacia . The Magewood is a purposefully enchanted woodland of approximately 20,000 acres. At it's center is Magewood Village. Part of the enchantment of Mage wood lies in the very trees themselves. Here is one of them. At the southern … Continue reading If Not 1902, When?
The Flying Spanaducci Sisters Entertain Our Troops
...often while on stage performing. . . The Doclopedia #1,582 Hello There!: The Dragon . Well, hello there, brave adventurers? Did I catch you by surprise as you were starting to loot my treasure horde? I often do that when thieves come to visit. Ah ah ah, warrior, if you draw that sword, I’ll incinerate … Continue reading The Flying Spanaducci Sisters Entertain Our Troops
I Got Them Old In The Hospital Blues
...mama I'm still being held in the hospital due to this damned leg infection. Here is a Doclopedia entry . . The Doclopedia #1,576 Hello There!: The Ex . Hello there, Bill. I didn't know you shopped here. Yes, they do have a great organic section. Me? Oh, you know, working, keeping busy. Alex? … Continue reading I Got Them Old In The Hospital Blues
Cold Hands On My Bare Back
...married men know what I mean . . Gentle Readers, The entry below was written scant hours before I was admitted to the local hospital due to another bout of cellulitis that is proving to be tougher than any of the others. Pretty sure I won't be writing much for a few days. Doc . … Continue reading Cold Hands On My Bare Back
Dudley Was A Buysexual
...mostly because it was just easier that way. . . The Doclopedia #1,572 A Tale Of Six Wands: The Wand Of Seeking . Good morning once again, dear Tenna. When I was told that you had left early to take yesterday's story to a no doubt panicked Theramachus, I took the liberty of heading out … Continue reading Dudley Was A Buysexual
Good Times At The Cabin On The Lake
...Until it caught on fire and sank. . . The Doclopedia #1,570 A Tale Of Six Wands: The Wand Of Blasting . Good Morning, Tenna! Let me take that bag of gold from you. You look most lovely today. Come along, the breakfast is all laid out. Prindeep, that was a breakfast fit for the … Continue reading Good Times At The Cabin On The Lake
The Toad Collector’s Gazette
...now incorporating Popular Toads Monthly . . The Doclopedia #1,566 Dungeon Rooms: The Changing Room . This room is a large living area comprised of a sleeping area, a living room area and a kitchen/dining area. There is also a separate bathroom. The entire area is fully furnished and has bookshelves, dressers, desks, etc. There … Continue reading The Toad Collector’s Gazette
Let’s Not Talk About Olaf
...he's probably listening . . The Doclopedia #1,564 Dungeon Rooms: The Round Room Of Doors . The door leading into this large room is made of solid steel. It is locked, but not trapped. The room itself is 60 feet across and round. There are 16 doors along the wall, not counting the steel door. … Continue reading Let’s Not Talk About Olaf
It’s Not Smart To Tease A Moose
...the first thing Canadian kids learn . . The Doclopedia #1,562 Dungeon Rooms: The Small Empty Room . This room appears to be a 10'X10' room, completely empty with the exception of some sort of silvery veins of metal in the rear wall. To examine these in any detail, the examiner must be within a … Continue reading It’s Not Smart To Tease A Moose
My Life Among The Wild Bandanas
...VERY wild, they are . . The Doclopedia #1,560 Dungeon Rooms: The Fungus Garden . This room, which has no door, just an open archway, measures 30 feet wide by 90 feet long. The ceiling is 15 feet high. A dizzying array of fungi are growing here, from 12 foot high toadstools to slimy fungal … Continue reading My Life Among The Wild Bandanas
The Epic And Rousing, But Also Sweet And Playful, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty The Search For Really Good Macaroni Salad.
...co-starring her grandpa Amos . . The Doclopedia #1,558 Not What I Expected: The Mail Order Magic . So, I ordered this magic trick off the back of one of Ronnie's comic books. It cost two whole dollars, but I had plenty from babysitting my two little cousins who mostly just slept all night. Anyway, … Continue reading The Epic And Rousing, But Also Sweet And Playful, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty The Search For Really Good Macaroni Salad.
A Few Words About Cozy Socks In Bright Colors
...no, not really . . The Doclopedia #1,556 Not What I Expected: The Love Potion . What the hell, man? You told me this was a love potion. You said it would make me the man of Cheryl's dreams and she'd fall in love with me. But look at me! I'm 6' 6” tall, white, … Continue reading A Few Words About Cozy Socks In Bright Colors
Pieboy And The Ice Cold Swimming Pool
...we almost had to chip ice off of him . . The Doclopedia #1,554 Alt. Roleplaying Reviews: Last Chance Incorporated All ratings based upon a 1-5 scale Substance: 3 Originality: 3 Looks: 3 Playability: 3 Synopsis: An average science fiction RPG with a few new ideas. . Let's get right to the heart of the … Continue reading Pieboy And The Ice Cold Swimming Pool
Elf On A Shelf, Troll In A Hole, Fairy In A Dairy
...pixie going to Dixie? . . The Doclopedia #1,552 Alt. Roleplaying Reviews: MEGA-LARP! . All ratings based upon a 1-5 scale Substance: 3 Originality: 4 Looks: 3 Playability: ? . Synopsis: It's a LARP, but a HUGE LARP. Or maybe a convention. Explaining MEGA-LARP! To somebody is easy. Just imagine a few hundred or a … Continue reading Elf On A Shelf, Troll In A Hole, Fairy In A Dairy
Thrift Store Battle: Naked Barbies VS Stuffed Poo Emojis!
...my money is on Barbie . . The Doclopedia #1,550 Alt. Roleplaying Reviews: Dungeon Musical . All ratings based upon a 1-5 scale Substance: 3 Originality: 5 Looks: 3 Playability: 2 . Synopsis: Heck of an idea, if you have the time, effort and group. A dungeon crawl RPG with musical and dance numbers? After … Continue reading Thrift Store Battle: Naked Barbies VS Stuffed Poo Emojis!
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