...again . The Doclopedia #1,690 And Then...: The Delicious Stew Event . So yeah, our hunting and foraging went well, and then Hishik started cooking up a stew. Now as you well know, that lanky sand elf is a great cook. Why he's running with a bunch of fortune chasers like us, I'll never know. … Continue reading My Cop Radar Saves The Day
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The Stuffed Full Of Turkey, But Ready To Eat Some More Pie Anyway, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Massacre At The Mall
...co-starring her pet spider monkey, Bruce . The Doclopedia #1,688 And Then...: The Escaped Cow Incident . Yeah, both cows got loose, and then, while we were chasing them, it started to rain and Clara, the Jersey, decided to just walk back home with my sister Ellen and my cousin Polly. But do you think … Continue reading The Stuffed Full Of Turkey, But Ready To Eat Some More Pie Anyway, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Massacre At The Mall
Doc Tempest And The Man Of Iron
...from the June, 1972 issue . The Doclopedia #1,679 New Spells: Ool's Fearsome Diversion . For wizards of the Fourth Circle or above, this spell can allow for escapes, attacks, or as the name implies, diversions of your target's attention. When cast, this spell will create a single large creature of the caster's choosing to … Continue reading Doc Tempest And The Man Of Iron
Catgirl Yami And The Devil Boy Twins
...she'll turn them good . The Doclopedia #1,676 Dog & Cats Living Together: Natasha & Boris . The Dog: Natasha, a pit mix The Cat: Boris, a mixed breed shorthair The Living Situation: Natasha & Boris have no actual home, because they are spies for the Non-Human Terran Alliance. They routinely travel around the Austin, … Continue reading Catgirl Yami And The Devil Boy Twins
Bucky & Squint Are Done Screwing Around!
...and then they both walked into a glass door . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #1,674 Dog & Cats Living Together: Jake & Frankie The Dog: Jake, a poodle/terrier mix The Cat: Frankie, an orange tabby The Living Situation: Jake & Frankie live in Oakland, California, with Je'Rome, a more or less starving artist. … Continue reading Bucky & Squint Are Done Screwing Around!
Insolent Centipedes Harassed My Sowbug
...the nerve! . Have I mentioned recently that posts like this (and there WILL be more posts exactly like this one) will be compiled, edited and turned into a PDF that you can get by supporting mt Patreon? Well, consider it mentioned and click on the big link at the bottom of this entry. Thank … Continue reading Insolent Centipedes Harassed My Sowbug
The Secret War Between Glasses And Cups
...civil wars are the worst . The Doclopedia #1,672 Random Character Creation (Horror): What Do You Do? 1: I'm a truck driver 2: I'm a geologist 3: I'm a department store clerk 4: I'm a soldier 5: I'm a college student 6: I'm an accountant 7: I'm a farmer 8: I'm a pilot 9: I'm … Continue reading The Secret War Between Glasses And Cups
The Fish Hour
...glub glub glub . The final post for the "Wow, That's Big!" theme. I'm not sure what the next theme will be. Check back tomorrow. . The Doclopedia #1,670 Wow, That's Big!: The Eye Of Abeyllion The Eye of Abeyllion is a huge human eyeball the size of the planet Jupiter. No, it is not … Continue reading The Fish Hour
Into The Quantum Soup With Dog And Bus
...for the next 25 hours . Only the one entry tonight, folks. I'll do three tomorrow night. . The Doclopedia #1,667 Wow, That's Big!: The Air Whale . Nobody on Earth 21-M knows where the extraterrestrial lifeform dubbed “The Air Whale” came from, but pretty much everyone on the planet has seen him more than … Continue reading Into The Quantum Soup With Dog And Bus
Duet For Crying Baby And Pennywhistle
...sadly, not a popular piece . The Doclopedia #1,663 Wow, That's Big!: The West Coaster Roller Coaster . Built to be “the roller coaster experience of a lifetime”, The West Coaster starts with a 400 foot drop, goes through loops, twists, inversions, more drops, 3 swings out over the Pacific Coastline, and a ½ mile … Continue reading Duet For Crying Baby And Pennywhistle
Purple Brain
...NOT a song by Prince . The Doclopedia #1,660 The Village Of White Rock: Hamish The Mage Should you need the services of a mage while in White Rock, your only real choice is Hamish. There might be another mage, or even a Wizard passing through town if you are very luck, but more often … Continue reading Purple Brain
Time Travel For The Utterly Perplexed
...which is, let's face it, most of us . The Doclopedia #1,656 The Village Of White Rock: The Temple of the Mother Goddess . White Rock has two houses of worship. The first is the Temple of the Ten Gods, a church found in almost every city, town and village in the Five Kingdoms. The … Continue reading Time Travel For The Utterly Perplexed
The Truth About The Sloth Invasion!
...it's going very very slowly . The Doclopedia #1,654 The Village Of White Rock: Wendara's Bakery . Owned and operated by Wendara Wiggins, a halfling whose family moved from Vale to White Rock 200 years ago, this bakery is where everyone in town comes for baked goods of all sorts. Wendara and her crew start … Continue reading The Truth About The Sloth Invasion!
The Rare And Beautiful Floating Cattle Of Potawango Island
...for the love of God, don't stand under them! . The Doclopedia #1,650 The Village Of White Rock: An Introduction . The village of White Rock is situated on a large wide bend in the Sorsis River, 100 miles due west of South Bay and 80 miles due east of Dragon Hill. In fact, the … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Floating Cattle Of Potawango Island
Dog Food Pizza
...thick crust . The Doclopedia #1,648 Blame The Cat!: For The Baby . So, my wife and I have this female Siamese cat named Trixie. Now, she's a great cat, but she has this terrible habit of meowing and raising hell any time we get horizontal, you know what I mean? Kissing and stuff standing … Continue reading Dog Food Pizza
The Astounding Jellyfish-Man Versus The Villainous Red Newt!
...not a Marvel or DC comic . The Doclopedia #1,644 Blame The Cat!: About The Explosion . It is the ruling of this panel that, on the 21st of May, 1990, at 3:16 in the morning, a mixture of volatile chemicals spontaneously combusted, starting a fire that ignited rags and wood in the back storeroom … Continue reading The Astounding Jellyfish-Man Versus The Villainous Red Newt!
Big Words On A Small Page
...Or is it the other way around? . The Doclopedia #1,638 Me And My...: Living Brain . NO! You must not touch her! Get away from Erin! <insert police and FBI agents restraining Dr. Neil Jedlo from attacking FBI CSI's who were looking at an enlarged human brain sealed in some sort of glass globe> … Continue reading Big Words On A Small Page
I’m Back
...and I hope I go another 6-7 years without needing to write that . The Doclopedia #1,631 Odd Temporal Breakpoints: Earth 401-M . The timelines of all universes have many possible breakpoints, but some have important breakpoints in the oddest, often most mundane situations. This is one of them. When you get past about 250, … Continue reading I’m Back
Happy Halloween!
...Give me some candy! . The Doclopedia #1,627 Odd Temporal Breakpoints: Earth 1-E . The timelines of all universes have many possible breakpoints, but some have important breakpoints in the oddest, often most mundane situations. This is one of them. On Earth 1-E, if Millie Van Post, of Dallas, Texas, loses her bid for Homecoming … Continue reading Happy Halloween!
How To Grow Ferns
...Step #1: Buy some ferns . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #1,625 It's All Fun & Games Until...: The Shit Hits The Fan . “Welcome back to Fux News coverage of the President's rally here in Whiteyville. The estimates are that there are 50,000 people here in the arena and another 20,000 outside. It … Continue reading How To Grow Ferns
Module D-1: Expedition Into The Haunted Forest
... for 4 to 6 players of levels 3-5 . The Doclopedia #1,621 It's All Fun & Games Until...: Her Dad Shows Up . “The O'Hara twins parents are going to be gone all night, you said. They're a couple of really wild chicks that will go all the way, you said. We'll have 3 … Continue reading Module D-1: Expedition Into The Haunted Forest
I Swear, Mom, I Don’t Know Where That Baboon Came From
...she never believed me . The Doclopedia #1,617 Real World Superheros: Otisha Wells AKA The Breeze . Real Name: Otisha Jean Wells Superhero Name: The Breeze Age: 25 Powers: Ms. Wells can change into a very light blue gaseous form and move at speeds up to 100 miles an hour. In this form, she is … Continue reading I Swear, Mom, I Don’t Know Where That Baboon Came From
Junior Muskrat Can’t Stop Dancing!
...he's got the rhythm! . The Doclopedia #1,613 Spy Gadgets: Bungee Necktie . This fashionable necktie is made of a new wonder material that can stretch up to 20 times it's normal length. Sewn to be double sided with loose stitching, the tie can be opened to 6 feet long, giving it an extreme stretch … Continue reading Junior Muskrat Can’t Stop Dancing!
Night Of The Demon Hamsters
...their cheek pouches are stuffed with souls . The Doclopedia #1,609 Spy Gadgets: Exploding Hat . This device is infused with a high explosive that is undetectable by dogs or machines. It has approximately the explosive force on one pound of C-4. Detonation is via a small decorative pin that can be worn on your … Continue reading Night Of The Demon Hamsters
How To Not Be Eaten By Sharks
...Step 1: STAY OUT OF THE FUCKING OCEAN! . The Doclopedia #1,607 The Numbers: 311 . Was the number of miles a time traveler had to cover in order to get his time conveyance back when it was stolen by Mongols in 1354. To do this, he walked, rode stolen horses and even flew a … Continue reading How To Not Be Eaten By Sharks
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