...although we did get top dollar for him The Doclopedia #123 The Door: To Otherwhen Of all the known Doors, this one is the most likely to seriously screw with your head. See, it sends you back into a time in your past...a time you'd really like to go to...but you slowly find out that … Continue reading It’s All Fun And Games Until You Sell Grandpa To The Sideshow
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The Globe Hopping & Thrilling, Yet Kind Of Cozy, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Rat Of Doom
...featuring her Auntie Zazu Doclopedia #122 The Door: To Adventure It's pretty doubtful that there has ever been a time in human history, or even prehistory, when more than a very few people actually sought out adventure. Most humans like it nice and safe and predictable, even if they might tell you otherwise. It is … Continue reading The Globe Hopping & Thrilling, Yet Kind Of Cozy, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Rat Of Doom
Watching The Defectives
...not by Elvis Costello The Doclopedia #121 The Door: To Love This week is all about doors that lead to something or someplace. At the risk of sounding a bit gameshowy, let's see what's behind door number one! The door that leads to love is not at all showy or covered in carvings of … Continue reading Watching The Defectives
Not In This Post: Vitamin D, Sexy Nightwear Or Zebus
...sorry, zebu lovers The Doclopedia #120 Potions: Elixir of Healing For our final entry of Potions Week, I must apologize for not mentioning our sponsors, the United Potion and Foods Company, earlier. Ingredients 2 cups of water 1 pinch of salt 1 three ounce packet of Mrs. Fondleduck's Instant Healing Potion In … Continue reading Not In This Post: Vitamin D, Sexy Nightwear Or Zebus
The Hunt For Fred October
...few people read it So, like I've mentioned on Facebook, I've been listening to Sirius radio while driving at work, mostly the Radio Classics channel. Below are most, but not all of the programs I have heard over the last year or so. Abbott and Costello Abie's Irish Rose The Adventures of Champion The Adventures … Continue reading The Hunt For Fred October
The Demon Children Are Under Your House
...time to move The Doclopedia #119 Potions: Potion of Incredible Luck Ingredients 2 six sided dice carved from the thigh bone of a gambler who died of old age 11 drops of blood from a drunken crapshooter 1 gold coin that has been used to win at least 9 bets An IOU, for … Continue reading The Demon Children Are Under Your House
The Rare And Beautiful Floppy Eared Miniature Moose Of Potawango Island
...they are the size of a Mastiff Holy Crap! A post NOT about The Doclopedia! After much thought on how to spend my alotted Xmas $$ (Grace and I buy our own presents, usually something practical and useful), I've decided to renew my subscription to The Mother Earth News and get new subscriptions to one … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Floppy Eared Miniature Moose Of Potawango Island
Whack A Gnoll!
...the new & fun carnival game The Doclopedia #118 Potions: Polymorph Potion Ingredients 1 quart ocean water, taken from at least 5 miles out from the shore and during a storm. 1 quart of steam taken from water thrown onto a red hot iron plate 6 drops of doppleganger blood 1 teaspoon essence … Continue reading Whack A Gnoll!
Handsome Joe Finds A Dinosaur Bone
...probably from an iguanadon Hey! Look! Saturday's post TODAY! The Doclopedia #117 Potions: Salve Of Protection From All Types Of Fire Ingredients 1 quart of fresh dragon sperm, not to be more than 2 hours out of the dragon. 1 quart of summer breeze collected at high noon on midsummers day from Doom Hill … Continue reading Handsome Joe Finds A Dinosaur Bone
Zoe & Chloe, The Magical Voles
...and their adventure in the big castle Ok, here is the entry for Friday, because I may not be online or able to use this laptop all weekend. The Doclopedia #116 Potions: Potion Of Necromantic Power Ingredients 3 well rotted human or demihuman brains The freshly chopped heart of an evil man 1 gallon … Continue reading Zoe & Chloe, The Magical Voles
Adventure Module J1: Assault Upon The Poorly Guarded Barn Of The Scrub Giants
...first in the Scrub Giants epic campaign The Doclopedia #115 Arcane potion or tasty beverage? You decide. Potions: Invisibility Potion Ingredients 1 gallon of dogberry juice 1 gallon of 180 proof grain alcohol 1 gallon mint tea that was slow brewed in a copper kettle heated by the fire of burning owl nests 6 teaspoons … Continue reading Adventure Module J1: Assault Upon The Poorly Guarded Barn Of The Scrub Giants
She Liked To Dance Where The Ice Was Thinnest
...and she danced all night Hey! HEYYYYYY!!! It's Potions Week and we don't need no steenking Severus Snape! The Doclopedia #114 Let's start off with an easy potion that anyone can make in the safety of their enchanted tower laboratory. Potions: The Elixir Of Shrinking Ingredients 1 cup mouse toenail clippings 1 teaspoon black rose … Continue reading She Liked To Dance Where The Ice Was Thinnest
Attack Of The 50 Ft. Foot
...double featured with "I was A Teenage CPA" YAY! I now finish "The Rise Of The..." week! Starting tomorrow: Potions Week! The Doclopedia #113 Hmmm, six risings covered, yet I get the feeling I've forgotten something. What could it be? Oh, wait, I know! The Rise Of The...: Zombies! Ok, so this is how the Big … Continue reading Attack Of The 50 Ft. Foot
Do You Like My Cupcakes, She Asked
...and he told her he liked them just fine The Doclopedia #112 They not only outnumber us, they live in and around our homes! We are so screwed! The Rise Of The...: Animals! In our year of 521 AD, the science research starship N'murix suffered a terminal compromise of both Neutronic Plasmodifiers and blew up. Large … Continue reading Do You Like My Cupcakes, She Asked
Minty Fresh Death
...what? Hey! The first of THREE 365 posts for today! I hope. The Doclopedia #111 This one is kind of like “X Men”, but without any tension breaking humor, romance or sexy costumes. The Rise Of The...: Mutants! Possibly the first recorded instance of mutant powers came on September 8th, 1960, when a teenage girl in … Continue reading Minty Fresh Death
The Otherworldly Adventures Of Doctor Tempest Beyond The Veil Of Death
...from the November, 1888 issue Damn! Still just the one 365 post:( The Doclopedia #110 This is what happens when foodies go terribly wrong. The Rise Of The...: Cannibals! Alright, listen up! Welcome to the United Nations Anti-Cannibal Training Camp. You are all here because you are the best of the asskicking best and, even more … Continue reading The Otherworldly Adventures Of Doctor Tempest Beyond The Veil Of Death
Rabbit & Cowstello Meet Fronkensteen
...discarded TOON game idea #284 Once again, instead of the two promised (I promised then on Facebook) entries, I have but one. On the plus side, it's quite long and has dinosaurs! The Doclopedia #109 Holy crap, It's rampaging dinosaurs! And it didn't take bugs in amber to make them! The Rise Of The...: Dinosaurs! … Continue reading Rabbit & Cowstello Meet Fronkensteen
Geckos Make Echoes
...yeah, I know, I wasn't even trying The Doclopedia #108 The Rise Of The...: Machines! Before I begin, let me thank you once more for the hospitality you have shown me, Senor Rios. When the uprising started, I had not the time to gather up much before I left Rosario. After that, I fear … Continue reading Geckos Make Echoes
The Cupcake Gnomes Go Viral
...but some antibiotics cleared it right up Hey, Gentle Readers, this week is all about things that want to mess you up real bad. Also: The end of civilization as we know it. The Doclopedia #107 The Rise Of The...: Crazies! “Dude! I'm calling to see if yer ok. Shit is all fucked up … Continue reading The Cupcake Gnomes Go Viral
The Uncensored, But Still Pretty Vanilla, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Bus Full Of Deadheads
...co-starring the ghost of Jerry Garcia Here now, our final entry for "The Middle Of Nowhere Week"! The Doclopedia #106 The Middle Of Nowhere: Next Gas & Food: 100 Miles We've all seen the joint before, those of us who sometimes drive on those lonely interstate highways. It's always by itself, no houses around. … Continue reading The Uncensored, But Still Pretty Vanilla, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Bus Full Of Deadheads
The Winkerdog Versus The Bowl Of Green Beans
...Winkerdog: 1 Grean Beans: 0 The Doclopedia #104 The Middle Of Nowhere: Lost Souls Island This island is about 10 miles long by 3 miles wide and nobody ever finds it on purpose. When they do find it, they are usually glad to see it and come ashore for food and water. If … Continue reading The Winkerdog Versus The Bowl Of Green Beans
Pianist Envy
...yes, I know, I'm evil The Doclopedia #103 The Middle Of Nowhere: The Abandoned Farm This place exists on nearly every variant of our planet that has farms. It is never found on a main road and it's always at least 3 miles from the next farm, usually through rough country filled with thickets, … Continue reading Pianist Envy
Redrum & Coca Cola
...you know what they say about all work and no play The Doclopedia #102 The Middle Of Nowhere: The Rascally Mage From the minutes of the High Council of Archwizards meeting, May 3rd, Year of the Bright Dragon. Reported by Enchanted Quill Pen #19. Council Chair Vendomas Harl: “This meeting is being held … Continue reading Redrum & Coca Cola
The Kitty Cats Find Out About Ice Cream
...now, fat kitties sleep it off Ok, you Live Journal & Facebook scalawags, listen up! I'm just past 100 entries on this The Doclopedia project and I'd like to know which week's themes were your favorites. Please list a 5 or 6 of them, preferably with your reasons why you liked 'em. Thank you in advance.
Little B And The Three AM Job
...all he needed to bring was a glass cutter and some old socks. The Doclopedia #101 The Middle Of Nowhere: System TZ-4431 Space has plenty of nowhere and sometimes you find a somewhere there. If you go way the hell out to the very end of the Carina-Sagittarius Arm of the Milky Way, then … Continue reading Little B And The Three AM Job
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