...hot vampires for you The Doclopedia #3,413 Alt. Movie Franchises: The James Bond Series Number Of Films: 27 Connery From RussiaWith Love Casino Royale Goldfinger Dr.No Live And Let Die Diamonds Are Forever Moonraker Moore Thunderball On Her Majesty's Secret Service For Your Eyes Only The Spy Who Loved Me You Only Live Twice Dalton … Continue reading OnlyFangs
Chapter One: In Which The Grandson Of Our Hero Leaves Town Ahead Of Several Angry Women
...on his trusty steed, Quincy The Doclopedia #3,412 Alt. Movie Franchises: The Sinbad Series Number Of Films: 6 The Seventh Voyage Of Sinbad (1958) Sinbad and The Tiger's Eye (1963) Sinbad At World's End (1967) The Silver Voyage Of Sinbad (1973) Sinbad on Mars (1978) Sinbad and the Return To Colossa (1986) Roy Harrison, the … Continue reading Chapter One: In Which The Grandson Of Our Hero Leaves Town Ahead Of Several Angry Women
How Odd Can You Be?
...pretty fucking odd, as it turns out The Doclopedia #3,411 Alt. Movie Franchises: The Rodney Rabbit Series Number Of Films: 5 Who Framed Rodney Rabbit? (1984) Rodney Rabbit in Battlin' Bunny (1988) Rodney Rabbit in Cowboy Rodney (1992) Rodney Rabbit in Moony Loons (1996) Rodney Rabbit in Goldweasel (2000) On Earth 2-E, the first Rodney … Continue reading How Odd Can You Be?
Scrumptious Hamada Goes Wild!
...she just went crazy The Doclopedia #3,410 Alt. Movie Franchises: The Ghostbeaters Series Number Of Films: 6 Ghostbeaters (1984) Ghostbeaters 2 (1986) Ghostbeaters Go To Paris (1990) Ghostbeaters: The Next Generation (2020) Hollywood Ghostbeaters (2022) Ghostbeaters International (2025) With the exception of the names and closer release dates, the first two Ghostbeaters movies on Earth … Continue reading Scrumptious Hamada Goes Wild!
They Put The Rocks In A Metal Box With Dirty Socks
...then locked it up with 7 locks The Doclopedia #3,409 Alt. Movie Franchises: The Monster Files Series Number Of Films: 16 The Beast From 10,000 Fathoms (1953) THEY KILL! (1954) It Came From Under The Sea (1954) The Giant Spider (1955) Krogu Live Here! (1955) The Glob (1956) The Killer Mantis! (1956) The Incredible Colossal … Continue reading They Put The Rocks In A Metal Box With Dirty Socks
Your Source For Top Quality Foolishness
...created by top fools The Doclopedia #3,408 Alt. Movie Franchises: The Clue Series Number Of Films: 5 Clue (1985) Clue At Sea (1988) Haunted Clues (1990) A Very British Clue (1993) Missed Clue (1997) When “Clue”, with a hilarious cast and that multiple ending gimmick, hit big in 1985, the studio beganplanning a sequel. Unfortunately, … Continue reading Your Source For Top Quality Foolishness
Chopped Spider Salad
...use large spiders The Doclopedia #3,407 Alt. Movie Franchises: The Wolf Man Series Number Of Films: 5 The Wolf Man (1934) Curse Of The Wolf Man (1936) Mark Of The Wolf Man (1939) Blood Of The Wolf Man (1941) Revenge Of The Wolf Man (1942) On Earth 1-N, The Universal Monster movies were even more … Continue reading Chopped Spider Salad
Doing Things That Seem Crazy
...because they are The Doclopedia #3,406 Alt. Movie Franchises: The Mary Popper Series Number Of Films: 9 Mary Popper and the Wizard's Ring (1998) Mary Popper and the Forgotten Dungeon (1999) Mary Popper and the Prisoner of the Trolls (2001) Mary Popper and the Wizard Olympics (2003) Mary Popper and the Secret Order (2005) Mary … Continue reading Doing Things That Seem Crazy
Outrageous Tales About Naughty Dogs
...we won't mention names The Doclopedia #3,405 Ducks Of Distinction: Ling Ling Name: Ling Ling Age: At least 150 years old Profession: Evil Sorceress Stats: Strength -1 Health: +1 Intelligence: +3 Dexterity: +1 Agility: -2 Perception: +1 Life Points: 60 Magic Points: 150 Ling Ling came from the Southern Lands after being exiled by the … Continue reading Outrageous Tales About Naughty Dogs
Chili On Biscuits
...the biscuits burst into flame The Doclopedia #3,404 Ducks Of Distinction: Emily McDuck Name: Emily Jean McDuck Age: 33 Profession: Writer Known to the world by her pen name, E. M. McDuck, Emily is the #1 author of mystery novels. From her stylish penthouse apartment in San Francisco, she chronicles the adventures of Inspector Rufus … Continue reading Chili On Biscuits
Muggy Winks Gets Chased By A Bear
...a big bear The Doclopedia #3,403 Ducks Of Distinction: Helpful Henry Name: Henry Paddles Age: 40 Profession: Handyduck Good old Henry is beloved by everyone in his hometown of Quacklin Corners. Henry does great work as a handyduck, but he never fails to lend a hand if somebody needs help. Just last week, help Myron … Continue reading Muggy Winks Gets Chased By A Bear
Don’t Sin Like That!
...we have a much more fun sin list The Doclopedia #3,402 Ducks Of Distinction: WonderDuck Name: Quack Kent/WonderDuck Age: 30 Profession: Reporter/Superhero When criminals cause trouble, when monsters attack, when aliens invade, who comes to the rescue? WonderDuck! Faster than a speeding jet! Able to lift tall buildings! Invulnerable to almost any attack! WonderDuck is … Continue reading Don’t Sin Like That!
Those Damned Crazy Kitty Cats!
...always up to something The Doclopedia #3,401 Ducks Of Distinction: Pappy & Doris Names: Pappy & Doris Foyle Ages: 5 years old Professions: Pets When Pete and Lacey Foyle found a mother duck recently slain by some predator, they also found a nest with two unbroken, but still slightly warm,eggs in it. Being kindhearted, they … Continue reading Those Damned Crazy Kitty Cats!
The Lazy, But Not Crazy, Though Maybe A Bit Hazy, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The New Year’s Eve Party
...co-starring her boyfriend, Very Green Gary The Doclopedia #3,400 Ducks Of Distinction: Lucille Anatra Name: Lucille Gina Anatra Age: 35 Profession: Actress World famous and award winning, Lucille is a household name. Her movies, be they comedy or drama, play to packed houses and make big bucks for her studio. They win Academy awards, too. … Continue reading The Lazy, But Not Crazy, Though Maybe A Bit Hazy, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The New Year’s Eve Party
Your Guide To Turnips
...everything you need to know The Doclopedia #3,399 Ducks Of Distinction: Eddie Mallard Name: Edward Malcom Mallard Age: 40 Profession: Private Eye Eddie is one of the good guys. If he gets one good paying case from some wealthy quack, he'll take 2 or 3 cases from ordinary Joes and Janes at half his normal … Continue reading Your Guide To Turnips
Uncle Pinky Tells A Story
...about his teen years The Doclopedia #3,398 Seven Dungeons To Avoid: The Haunt Of Voklimalitox “I owe you little folk my life, and it has been long and longer since a mountain giant has said that to any human, elf, or dwarf. You may always pass through these mountains safely. None shall harm you, lest … Continue reading Uncle Pinky Tells A Story
Angry Puffins Shocked My Lemming
...he was beside himself The Doclopedia #3,397 Seven Dungeons To Avoid: Happy Ed's Bargain Dungeon From Sebon's Guide To Dungeons This “dungeon” is, in fact, only about 22 years old and was built specifcally as a training dungeon and a way for Happy Ed to sell dungeoneering equipment of dubious quality. The various “monsters” are … Continue reading Angry Puffins Shocked My Lemming
The Rare And Beautiful Singing Sheep Of Potawango Island
...they mostly sing reggae The Doclopedia #3,396 Seven Dungeons To Avoid: The Dungeon Out Of Time From “Notes On A Dungeon Search”, by Arvin Koldos 12/3/874: Having left the Great Swamp behind us, we are now half a day into the Northern Prairie of Plon. After the perils of the swamp, the peace of the … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Singing Sheep Of Potawango Island
Grab A Fish, Put It In A Dish
...watch is flop around and go "squish, squish, squish" The Doclopedia #3,395 Seven Dungeons To Avoid: The Reverse Dungeon From Sebon's Guide To Dungeons WARNING! This dungeon is considered one of the 5 Most Deadly/Least Lootable in the entire world! We strongly recommend never even going near it. Why? Because it was once the home … Continue reading Grab A Fish, Put It In A Dish
Gutwater, Texas
...a terrible little town The Doclopedia #3,394 Seven Dungeons To Avoid: The Dungeon Of The Trapsmiths “Oh, fuck that place! Look at us, kid. Notice anything? Like Wilf there with half a right leg? Me missing and eye and an ear? Mircalla with scars all over her face? Glodo with no left arm? And we're … Continue reading Gutwater, Texas
Handsome Joe Finds A Treasure
...under the front porch The Doclopedia #3,393 Seven Dungeons To Avoid: The Stinking Pit From Sebon's Guide To Dungeons This dungeon is a typical 3 level affair located in the ruins of Javkanthia. It has barely been explored due to the fact that it seems to be home to some of the most odiferous creatures … Continue reading Handsome Joe Finds A Treasure
A Triumphant Return From Somewhere
...not sure where The Doclopedia #3,392 Seven Dungeons To Avoid: The Dungeon Of Melting Flesh “What did you not understand about the name, mate? It's not the Dungeon Of Gentle Massage, it's the feckin' DUNGEON OF MELTING FLESH! As in, the flesh of your body heating up and then running like candle wax!Oh, it doesn't … Continue reading A Triumphant Return From Somewhere
PLACEHOLDER
...I'll fill it in later Just something to keep from having a blank month.
R.I.P. Rosie
...my sister My sister, Rosie Cross Kirkland, died today after a 5 month battle with lung cancer. She was one week away from her 70th birthday.There is a great deal that I could say about her, but I can't do it now.I loved her and I will miss her for the rest of my life.
A Short, Smart, Frock
...did I mishear Pink Floyd? Today's Doclopedia post marks my 713th daily post in a row. It ends "The Alphabet Bestiary." Although I could do another 17 entries for a straight 2 years worth of posts, I'm not going to. I need a break from this sort of writing. I may well do other sorts … Continue reading A Short, Smart, Frock
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