...a tipsy parade The Doclopedia #2,930 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #169 The Offroader stopped eating and looked at the boy. He recognized the look on his face, because he had seen it on the Walen's face a couple of days before they had decided to leave their family and start traveling on their own. “I … Continue reading The Beer Gnomes On Parade →

...they were a team The Doclopedia #2,929 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #168 Ala sighed. “Yeah, well, I'm still mulling over options. That whole hitting the Road for adventure thing is still tempting me.” Dree noticed that she looked confused, kind of like how Dad looked when Mom told him to choose between apple or berry … Continue reading The Rose, The Peach, And The Violet →

...free zucchini for everyone! The Doclopedia #2,928 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #167 Bevan trotted over to where they were. He got hungrier with each step. After a quick washing up at the water pump, he hopped up on the low stone wall, where he was joined by Ala & Dree. “Mom figured you'd be hungry, … Continue reading Firing Up The Squashmobile →

...Oh hell noThe Doclopedia #2,927 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #166 Chapter Fifteen: Lunch Among The Chickens It was after noon and Bevan was six hours into his second day of shoveling shit. He had worked at worse jobs in his life, but not many. He had stopped smelling anything but old chicken manure hours ago. … Continue reading Tossed Naked To The Scorpions →

...who did that? The Doclopedia #2,926 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #165 Master Ohlong chuckled and picked up a notebook from atop a box of wood scraps. “Yeah, I reckon that might be true. But don't you think you'll escape my long and boring lectures, lass. There are things you need to know.” “I look forward … Continue reading Oily Doilies →

...maybe leave fastThe Doclopedia #2,925 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #164 “That's the spirit, lass! Why, soon enough, you'll be lovin' old Gertie here.” He said this as he patted the zeppelin lovingly. “Besides, you've got no real choice. Those quadcycles of Porky's can go fast as a cat if all four riders pedal, but even … Continue reading Turn The Dial To 5, Then Leave →

...he's a groovy dogThe Doclopedia #2,924 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #163 “Umm, Seyan? I actually help build that and I've flown it several times. It's really quite safe and I'll be there on the other bike, teaching you.” Lahn sounded proud and embarrassed at the same time. “I'd never let anything bad happen to you.” … Continue reading Yoyo Gets In The Groove →

...not about foodThe Doclopedia #2,923 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #162 “I forgive you, “ She told him, “but don't ever...”Then her thoughts caught up with her.She tore away from him and turned to face Master Ohlong. “What the hell do you mean I'll be flying through the air in that? With all due respect, Master, … Continue reading Good Tweets →

...you can't run away fast enoughThe Doclopedia #2,922 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #161 He shifted uneasily and looked at the floor. She was still beautiful and he kind of felt sick to his stomach and he kind of wanted to hug her. He was glad that the Grand High Curator and Master Ohlong were now … Continue reading Frankenzilla →

...for characters level 3-5The Doclopedia #2,921 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #160 As it turned out, the revelation stepped out from behind a large crate near the zeppelin. “Hello, Seyan. It's good to see you again.” The speaker was a young man, tall and good looking, in a perpetually rumpled sort of way. His black hair … Continue reading Module 1-K: Search For The Silver Rat →

...Drew? Lou?The Doclopedia #2,920 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #159 “That's the truth, lass, “ Ohlong said. “what might take old Porky a year to build, we can finish in half the time. Why, he doesn't even dare try building one of these, so instead he's built his quadcycles...a bloody fine design, by the way...and hides … Continue reading Who Knew Patoo? →

...DON'T READ IT! The Doclopedia #2,919 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #158 Curator Ohlong and the Grand High Curator laughed out loud. Seyan herself was not laughing or even slightly amused. It was all a big act, lass”, he said, wiping the tears from his eyes. “Set up near on ten years ago by the Grand … Continue reading The Undead Blog Of Willard Newbold →

...white bread against the world! The Doclopedia #2,918 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #157 “That is an aerial conveyance known as a zeppelin, young lass, or at least a rather highly modified version of one, and you'll be flying through the air in it soon enough!” She jumped a good foot in the air when she … Continue reading Toast War! →

...and will againThe Doclopedia #2,917 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #156 Seyan had counted 146 steps before they came to a large steel door. Next to it was a pull chain which the Grand High Curator tugged gently on. Less than a minute later, the door swung open and the two of them stepped into a … Continue reading Sasha Broke All The Rules →

...lovely mating callsThe Doclopedia #2,916 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #155 Chapter Fourteen: The Other Museum After only a few minutes in the tunnels, the Grand High Curator and Seyan came to a four way intersection. The route ahead only went about seven feet before ending in rough unfinished wall of a tunnel yet to be. … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Bug Eyed Chicken Of Potawango Island →

...with extra syrupThe Doclopedia #2,915 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #154 “I shall do that, Master. Now if I might have a bit to eat and some water, I shall soon leave.” As he turned away, the Emperor pointed to his personal table. There was bread, fruit and water on it. “Take what you please, little … Continue reading Ready To Have The Pancakes →

...A rare stateThe Doclopedia #2,914 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #153 “Greetings, Master. I bring a message from Our Master. He wants you to know that things are beginning to move quickly. He orders you to move to the next location and asks for your strength.” The Emperor smiled broadly and rubbed his hands together. He … Continue reading Bucky & Squint Are Too Tired For Trouble →

...Twenty get ya 2 minute head start The Doclopedia #2,913 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #152 The Museum knew about this Empire, of course, but there were only two eyewitness reports written up on it. One was by a Seeker who chanced upon it 30 years ago while returning from an expedition. He had made some … Continue reading Ten Bucks’ll Get Ya Nothin’, Kid →

...???The Doclopedia #2,912 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #151 Chapter Thirteen: The Quiet Empire Fifty five miles northwest of the Museum was an Offroader Empire. Now, Offroader Empires were strange things at the best of times, since they were more like Towns or small Cities than they were like any other sort of Offroader group. The … Continue reading A Fond Full Of Pish →

...just lookin' The Doclopedia #2,911 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #150 Then she saw Dree coming towards the inn, two packages in his hands. He would be up here soon to see her, so she started getting things ready. They would have a nice talk. She loved that boy above all her other grandchildren and great-grandchildren. … Continue reading A Quick Scan Of The System →

...those tentacled bastards The Doclopedia #2,910 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #149 Chapter Twelve: Older & Wiser Great-grandmother Helma was almost done with her book. She had been writing it for several days now, with a marathon writing session yesterday. She was still very tired from that, but she had to finish it today. Her time … Continue reading Cruel Squids Agitated My Mousebird →

...co-starring her dad, Halfway Gray Greg The Doclopedia #2,909 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #148 She read that passage four times and was still staring at it when she heard the Grand High Curator behind her say, “Come to the end, have you?” Seyan screeched and jumped up out of her chair like it had turned … Continue reading The One Day Late Due To A Birthday Story Of Mostly Purply Patty And Roger The Goose →

...technically, Dr. Cakes The Doclopedia #2,908 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #147 Seyan wondered what they might be, beyond getting control of the Artifacts that the Grand High Curator had told her about. It seemed certain that merely trying to take over the Museum from within would be risky unless they had the Artifacts first, but … Continue reading Happy Birthday, Cakes! →

...and he was good at it The Doclopedia #2,907 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #146 A couple of minutes later, breakfast was done and Seyan was back to work on the book. She was now into a mix of the earliest days of the Museum and the time just before Roadrise. Most of the Museum part … Continue reading Smooth Paul Was Their Face →

...a popular 60's band The Doclopedia #2,906 366 Days, 366 Paragraphs: #145 “Oh, they tried, Seyan. Over the first century or so, they attempted to send down devices to have a look at things, but the Cleansing Dust of the Star People was still in the atmosphere and it destroyed everything they sent. The devices … Continue reading Electric Hot Dog →