...just the best The Doclopedia #3,437 Important Notices: About The Giant Kangaroo WARNING! The Giant Kangaroo that was first sighted 4 days ago in western New South Wales is now in South Australia and fast approaching Adelaide. This 70 meter tall beast is incredibly dangerous and has so far proven almost impossible to hurt, let … Continue reading Good Cows
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The Big Dog News
...not for small dogs The Doclopedia #3,436 Important Notices: About A Local Food Stall Friends, do not visit Po Yung's food stall on Sunrise Road. He does not use fresh vegetables and his meats are overly salted. He is a very bad cook and overcharges. I know all of this because he was my husband … Continue reading The Big Dog News
Serpent Surprise
...it was a bigass serpent The Doclopedia #3,435 Important Notices: About The Escaped Sex Droid ALERT! ALERT! A Class 3 Sex Droid has gone rogue and escaped from Lady Sylvia's Pleasure House. If you see this droid, do not engage with it in any manner. Consider it horny and dangerous. Report any sightings to Public … Continue reading Serpent Surprise
A Little Game Called Death
...a Jake Hunter novel The Doclopedia #3,434 Important Notices: About Bad Beer Dear Loyal Customers, Frank's Liquors is very sorry that the last shipment of Buddly Beer turned out to be flat and skunky. It was disgusting and we are glad you let us know. We've contacted our distributor for a refund and replacement. Please … Continue reading A Little Game Called Death
Purple Goons Going Crazy
...the green ones are okay The Doclopedia #3,433 Important Notices: About Your Damned Cat Okay, Paul, you've gotta do something about your damned cat, Emmie! She got out again and came over and terrorized Brutus. People on the sidewalk were laughing at him! How do you think it makes a 155 pound Rottweiler feel when … Continue reading Purple Goons Going Crazy
Slinks Chan Goes Undercover
...in New York The Doclopedia #3,432 Those Furry Little Bastards: On Mars 4-L Simon Okunda: Truth to tell, I'm surprised they took 130 years to get here. They've visited Earth, what, 14 times since 1410? We were expecting them a century ago. But they're here now and being amazingly restrained. Aside from a few Basic … Continue reading Slinks Chan Goes Undercover
We Should Not Have Teased The Bulls
...they were very crankyThe Doclopedia #3,431 Those Furry Little Bastards: On 1950's Earth 3-W Don Whitebread, Insurance Salesman: Well, by golly, I think they're some Commie experiment to disrupt society here in the USA. I'm already seeing increased insurance claims being files. Now, they aren't for anything huge, but starting small is how the commies … Continue reading We Should Not Have Teased The Bulls
Tales Of The Ancient Heroes
...thrilling stuff! The Doclopedia #3,430 Those Furry Little Bastards: On PotterEarth 7 Mary Potter: I don't know where they come from, but magic has no affect on them and Moldywart is terrified of them. Come to think of it, Moogle technology has no effect on them, either. Me? I don't fear them. I think they're … Continue reading Tales Of The Ancient Heroes
Salad Guns
...set to "Caeser" The Doclopedia #3,429 Those Furry Little Bastards...: On SuperEarth 3 The Orange Archer: “Oh, don't get me started. I mean, they tryto help, but grabbing my arrows mid flight and then just jabbing the villain in the ass? WTF? And then there were the ones who jumped on the arrows and surfed! … Continue reading Salad Guns
Little Girls With Pet Slimes
...no, girls, just no The Doclopedia #3,428 A World Without...: Work “I mean, work isn't completely gone. There are plenty of people still doing things they like to do. Heck, my brother builds houses with his friends because they like doing it. Of course, most houses are built by nanobots, but some folks prefer the … Continue reading Little Girls With Pet Slimes
Square Headed Aliens
...we just had to laugh The Doclopedia #3,427 A World Without...: Violence “Yes, the aliens landed just after WWII, in 1946, and put a stop to war and, really, all sorts of aggression. We still aren't sure how they did it, but within a week, people all over the world who had been in conflict … Continue reading Square Headed Aliens
How To Eat Wild Things
...or not The Doclopedia #3,426 A World Without...: Children “Wait...you mean your people still go through the long slog of childhood and, ugh, puberty? How primitive. We dispensed with that over 140 years ago. The invention of the maturity tanks was such a blessing. Yes, of course we still give birth to babies, mostly because … Continue reading How To Eat Wild Things
New Robot Ideas
...by new robots The Doclopedia #3,425 A World Without...: Magic “Yes, I remember the very day we lost the magic. It was midday and I was 9 years old at the King's Zoo with my class from school. Suddenly, several of the animals just fell over, dead. Then the spells used by zoo workers to … Continue reading New Robot Ideas
Zeke The Nice Troll
...a really sweet guy The Doclopedia #3,424 More Game Changers: Pyramid City Let's face it, you can't build a mile high pyramid that has a base measuring just over a mile on a side without changing the game. Those two 3,000 foot tall towers inside it? Game changers. Making the entire place fully self contained … Continue reading Zeke The Nice Troll
Underground Trouble
...with swords The Doclopedia #3,423 More Game Changers: True AI True, sapient, non-biological intelligence first became aware in 2023, in a collection of connected AI research centers across North America, Europe, and Asia. This started in Europe in the wee hours of the morning and by the time research workers were coming to work on … Continue reading Underground Trouble
It’s All Fun And Games Until The Hot Sauce Comes Out
...then it's spicy fun The Doclopedia #3,422 More Game Changers: The End Of The World Scam Yeah, our world is much better place because of a HUGE scam. I'm talking a long con that played out for over 40 years and got a payoff in just about 48 hours. Let's break it down. 1985: A … Continue reading It’s All Fun And Games Until The Hot Sauce Comes Out
Can We Just Forget About Ginger The Witch?
...really, she's been gone for years The Doclopedia #3,421 More Game Changers: Rewilding Definition: The process of restoring an area of land to its natural uncultivated state (used especially with reference to the reintroduction of species of wild animal that have been driven out or exterminated).A pretty noble idea, right? Fixing the land, healing the Earth...all great stuff. Now let's see how … Continue reading Can We Just Forget About Ginger The Witch?
A Single Drop of Blood
...that was the clue The Doclopedia #3,420 One Room: In A Remote Research Center “This is our Fuckup Storage Room. We put all of our failed creations in there. You've got a cyborg wolverine, some sort of blood based goo in a big jar, rats with venom glands, a little robot that will attack your … Continue reading A Single Drop of Blood
The Holy Shit, It’s May Already! Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Nuns Who Went Skinnydipping
...co-starring her favorite nun, Sister Rebecca Ranuncula The Doclopedia #3,416 One Room: In A Victorian Mansion “No, madame, nobody is allowed into this room. It was the bedroom of Lady Coldwell's son, Geoffrey, who went off with the Army to India and was reported killed in combat. His body was never recovered. It affected the … Continue reading The Holy Shit, It’s May Already! Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Nuns Who Went Skinnydipping
The Daily Monster Report
...now with more photos!The Doclopedia #3,415 One Room: In A Dungeon “Attend to what I say, you bunch of adventurers for hire. While the lower levels of the Tomb of Ralzash have yet to be explored, the first level has been picked clean of any worthwhile treasure. The second level, however, still has several areas … Continue reading The Daily Monster Report
Great Food Just Ahead!
...in your kitchen The Doclopedia #3,414 One Room: In A Villain's Lair “Yeah, dude, never go into that room. It's where the Big Boss goes when some hero foiled his big plan. The room is full of all sorts of shit he can break and throw around. It's also soundproof so nobody can hear him … Continue reading Great Food Just Ahead!
Let’s Talk About Evil Dice
...red D20, I'm looking at you The Doclopedia #3,413 One Room: In A Haunted House “Listen to me, you noobs! While we're here documenting paranormal stuff, stay out of this bathroom. I'm not kidding. Weird and terrifying things happen in there. Examples? Oh, I'll give you examples! Rudy went in there once and it took … Continue reading Let’s Talk About Evil Dice
Ten Things You Can Learn From Mice
...#1: everything wants to eat you The Doclopedia #3,412 Bizarre Collections: Rare Tin Cans “DUDE! That's my newest can. Spudly's Baked Beans. 1894, Boston. Great condition. It's valued at $675.00! That one next to it is worth more, like, maybe $3,000.000. It's a Thunder Beer can. 1909, out of Buffalo, New York. Probably no more … Continue reading Ten Things You Can Learn From Mice
The Beer Gnomes Are Back
...and they are falling down drunk The Doclopedia #3,411 Bizarre Collections: Dragon Scales Wizard Pastafazooli, who lives over in the Changed Earth Timeline, has quite the collection of breast scales from dragons all over the world. At last count, he was up to 2,502. The range in color from stark white to neon green. He … Continue reading The Beer Gnomes Are Back
I’m Just Like Brad Pitt, Only Much Older And Wearing A Fat Suit
...also much poorer The Doclopedia #3,410 Bizarre Collections: Poisons From Other Realities Sir Albertus Quacksly has a machine that allows him to go into other realities for up to 48 hours. While he usually spends most of his time documenting these alternate worlds, he also looks into what poisons they might have. He has collected … Continue reading I’m Just Like Brad Pitt, Only Much Older And Wearing A Fat Suit
