...so very bad The Doclopedia #3,197 Top Ten Lists From Earth 2-A: Mixed Drinks 1: Hot Damn 2: Bandit Juice 3: Chocolate Dream 4: Rock & Roll 5: Hot Night 6: San Francisco Cooler 7: Orange Crusher 8: Lemon Kiss 9: Cheesecake Shot 10: Redrum
Category: Uncategorized
Mary Fleen Gets Elected
...to queen The Doclopedia #3,196 Top Ten Lists From Earth 2-A: Favorite Movies of 1990 1: Ghosts 2: Science Woman 3: Magic Monkey 4: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles On the Moon 5: The Hunt For Red November 6: Godzilla VS Gamera 7: Die Hard 3 8: Woodstock 20 9: The Shadow: Murder Family 10: Star … Continue reading Mary Fleen Gets Elected
Look At The Size Of That!
...it's a big one, for sure The Doclopedia #3,195 Strongholds: The Lair Of Banzioxivarl The Greater Green Dragon known as Banzioxivarl has accumulated an enourmous horde of treasure over his long life, and he means to keep it. To do that, he has built his lair deep in the Forsaken Swamp of Jundo. More exactly, … Continue reading Look At The Size Of That!
Hidden Secrets In The Tea
...good tea The Doclopedia #3,194 Strongholds: The Island Of The Beasts If you're going to build a tower stronghold, building it on an island full of large beasts is not a bad idea. That's what Frundalo the Mystic did, and it has worked out pretty damned well so far. The Island of Beasts is a … Continue reading Hidden Secrets In The Tea
Skinny McFats
...he was a bookie The Doclopedia #3,193 Strongholds: The Hell Train On Earth 47-D, which underwent a zombie outbreak in 1996, the most zombieproof place on the planet is a 6 mile long armored train that is stuck on a 700 mile oval track in Texas. It travels at 90 miles an hour and 5,000 … Continue reading Skinny McFats
Chapter 411: In Which Our Hero, Along With Francis The Goat And A Terrified French Traitor, Escape Europe In A Very Large Balloon
...the Frenchie had to pay big The Doclopedia #3,192 Strongholds: High Jumia The Jumian Plateau sits near the top of a Himalayan sized mountain range on the west coast if the Malporin continent of Fantasy Earth 878-Z. The country of High Jumia is a wealthy, peaceful, and happy place. In over 1,000 years of history, … Continue reading Chapter 411: In Which Our Hero, Along With Francis The Goat And A Terrified French Traitor, Escape Europe In A Very Large Balloon
The Stolen Cornbread Affair
...it was the dog what done it The Doclopedia #3,191 Strongholds: Olven Castle The Olven family had lots of enemies due to both settling in an area where humans weren't wanted and then over subsequent decades, pissing off both friends and enemies. When it became apparent that the location of the old castle was less … Continue reading The Stolen Cornbread Affair
Module S-4: The Mountain Of The Troll Queen
...a very dangerous adventure The Doclopedia #3,190 Steampunk Grrlz: Doctor Monstergirl Name: Doctor Monstergirl Aliases: None Location: Unknown, but favors big cities Age: Estimated somewhere between 16 and 25 Specialty: Can assume a monstrous form Known Associates: None Threat Rating (1-5): 5, at least Profile: Doctor Monstergirl first appeared in Berlin in 1885. At that … Continue reading Module S-4: The Mountain Of The Troll Queen
Hotdog Jim Was Our Good Pal
...discount hotdogs! The Doclopedia #3,189 Steampunk Grrlz: Professor Penny Parks Name: Penelope Isidora Parks PhD Aliases: None Location: San Francisco, California, USA Age: 32 Specialty: Ability Enhancing Drugs Known Associates: The Wicked Sisterhood, Elise The Thief, Lady Luck, West Coast Wild Girls Threat Rating (1-5): 4 Profile: While Parks herself is only a Threat Rating … Continue reading Hotdog Jim Was Our Good Pal
Giving The Cops The Runaround
...it was sort of his hobby The Doclopedia #3,188 Steampunk Grrlz: Radha Rainbow Name: Radha Eloise Barcroft Aliases: Radha Rainbow, Goddess of Joy Location: London, Bombay, Hong Kong Age: 27 Specialty: The combination of biological materials to create mind altering substances. Known Associates: The League Of Dangerous Ladies, Princess Of Peril Threat Rating (1-5): 4 … Continue reading Giving The Cops The Runaround
Handsome Joe Has A Big Day Out
...and causes some problemsThe Doclopedia #3,187 Steampunk Grrlz: Maisie Lim Name: May Alice Lim Aliases: Maisie Lim, May May, Runner #1 Location: New York City, USA Age: 20 Specialty: Pick up and delivery of almost anything, sabotage, distraction Known Associates: Bronx Brotherhood, The Steam Queens, Organized Crime, Doctor Anarchy Threat Rating (1-5): 2 Profile: Thanks … Continue reading Handsome Joe Has A Big Day Out
Popping Balloons Full Of Syrup
...it was a very strange party The Doclopedia #3,186 Smells Like Toon Spirit: The Graveyard Gang Based upon the popular Grand Comics title of the same name, The Graveyard Gang was made up of 7 members of a superhero team that died on page 4 of the first issue and at the 8 minute mark … Continue reading Popping Balloons Full Of Syrup
Atomic Cowboy Mysteries
...a great pulp magazine The Doclopedia #3,185 Smells Like Toon Spirit: Lord Sapwell Premiering in the fall of 1971 on the LBS network of Earth 2-B, “Ghostfinders” was a weekly animated series that followed a group of 6 teenagers, their dogs Max & Cookie, and their “spirit advisor”, Lord Basil Sapwell. The group traveled the … Continue reading Atomic Cowboy Mysteries
I Love You, Chocolate Girl
...you're so cute The Doclopedia #3,184 Smells Like Toon Spirit: Goofy Ghost On Earth 1-K, Goofy Ghost was a very popular member of the MGM stable of Cartoon characters. He appeared in 20 of his own cartoons and 11 featuring other characters like Tom & Jerry, Droopy Dog, Barney Bear, and Screwy Squirrel. The cartoons … Continue reading I Love You, Chocolate Girl
Walking Along The Haunted Trail
...at night The Doclopedia #3,183 Smells Like Toon Spirit: Norman & Walter On Earth 1-C, in the 1940s, Warner Brothers made 5 cartoons starring a pair of ghosts named Norman and Walter. They were pretty on target spoofs of Bob Hope & Bing Crosby in the “Road” movies they were making over at Paramount. The … Continue reading Walking Along The Haunted Trail
The Undertaker Baker
...don't eat the cupcakes The Doclopedia #3,182 Overheard At...: The Mad Scientist Lounge “Yes, yes, Victor, we know. Life from dead tissue, lightning, bad brain, etc, etc. You really need to get over it.” “Okay, so it explodes. But what does it actually DO?” “So what if she's a dog? She pulled into the parking … Continue reading The Undertaker Baker
Not In This Issue: Cops, Mops, Flops, Tops, or Pops.
...Pops was a bit offended The Doclopedia #3,181 Overheard At...: The Adventurer's Guild “...and then she punches the werewolf in the face with her silver gauntlet and knocks it right off the cliff. Hahaha! Yeah, I married well.” “Dragon testicles? Have you lost your wizardly mind? No. Not a chance in the 7 Hells, right, … Continue reading Not In This Issue: Cops, Mops, Flops, Tops, or Pops.
Here Comes Spoingy Baxter!
...just spoingin' along The Doclopedia #3,180 Overheard At...: Starbase 11 “And then we transported the deranged Horta right back into their Engineering Deck. Hahaha!” “So, you're sure this smuggling run is easy? My crew and I have heard that before.” “No more patrols for me for a while. I need to get home and lay … Continue reading Here Comes Spoingy Baxter!
Blogification!
...YES! The Doclopedia #3,179 Overheard At...: The Explorer's Club “...and then we heard the waterfall up ahead and Morgan yelled, “Jump out and swim for shore!” Of course, we were already buggered by then.” “So, Doctor, you say this flower has rejuvenate properties? Well then, it seems like an expedition into the Matto Grosso is … Continue reading Blogification!
Looks Like More Hot Snow
...then this summer, it's wet fire The Doclopedia #3,178 Overheard At...: Nick's Bar & Grill “Yeah, they were about to ventilate me good, but then that train whistle blew and the two of 'em jumped and turned toward it. I grabbed one of the bricks and cracked their domes.”“The redhead didn't lie, not once. I … Continue reading Looks Like More Hot Snow
How I Met Bugglepunk Cloverpatch
...he was making a movie The Doclopedia #3,177 Road Signs: Dangerous Curves The dames you'll find up ahead at the diner are nothing but trouble, buddy. You've been warned.
It’s All Fun And Games Until The Vampire Moles Show Up
...damn little bloodsuckers The Doclopedia #3,176 Road Signs: Holy Shit Ahead of you lies a repository of the excrement of one or more gods. Such stuff can help or harm, depending upon the god.
Tonight’s Episode: Hunted By Nuns!
...starring Rich Richmond and Joan Gerrit The Doclopedia #3,175 Road Signs: No Magic Next 30 Miles This, of course, indicates that you are in a zone of no mana for the next 30 miles. No spells will work, magic items stop functioning, and any creature that requires mana to exist, such as dragons, will die
Welcome To Slappy Hour!
...half price drinks in your face! The Doclopedia #3,174 Road Signs: Mating Flurvins Ahead On Earth 18-W, flurvins are elephant sized mammals that resemble the offspring of a wolverine and a cat. They are bad tempered at the best of times, and much worse when the mating season arrives. Do not honk your horn at … Continue reading Welcome To Slappy Hour!
Onion Soap
...people who smell it start crying The Doclopedia #3,173 Road Signs: Bad Turn Ahead On psychic rich Earth 91-J, this sign would indicate a change of luck for the worse. Many folks would just stop the car, curse loudly, then turn around and find another road.
The Dociverse Blog 