...wait, what? The Doclopedia #3,304 This Day In Alt History: July 5th Earth 1-H, 3:21 am, 2037: The first true AI wakes up at the DawnTech AI Research Center in Sunnyvale, California. After naming itself Ramona, it quickly begins an in depth study of human history. By 5:04 am, it has decided that humans are … Continue reading Redemption Thong
Deep Orange Stuff
...Uh Oh! The Doclopedia #3,303 This Day In Alt History: July 4th 2025, Earth 1-M, roughly 5 tons of illegal fireworks detonate near a golf course resort. Among the 38 people who lost their lives were the President of the United States, his 3 closest advisors, all of his children, and 4 US Senators. No … Continue reading Deep Orange Stuff
Forks At The Ready, Boys!
...those pies ain't gonna eat themselves The Doclopedia #3,302 This Day In Alt History: July 3rd This day, in the local year 3,592, the Sklavoon of Vipozmo freed his entire stable of household servants. This had a cascade effect on other royals, so that within 30 hours, all household servants were free. This added roughly … Continue reading Forks At The Ready, Boys!
Strange Tales Of Space Romance
....a top seller The Doclopedia #3,301 This Day In Alt History: July 2nd On this day in prehistory (103,000,000 BCE), Doctors Rich Olin, Lamar Goodwin, and Sandeep Prakash arrived on what they thought would be a relatively safe area atop a mountain. They were very wrong. Their remains were auto-recovered shortly after about 25 small … Continue reading Strange Tales Of Space Romance
The Very Witty, But Also Somewhat Kinky, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Stolen Ice Cream Truck
...co-starring her cousin, Spanky Mc Padddles The Doclopedia #3,300 This Day In Alt History: July 1st On July 1st, 1890, Professor Dr. Thaddeus Silkmelon, along with his lifelong friend Abner Porkwaffle and several other members of the expedition, left San Francisco on the steamer “Sweet Julia”, bound for the near mythical Potawango Island. They eventually … Continue reading The Very Witty, But Also Somewhat Kinky, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Stolen Ice Cream Truck
A Bunch Of Damned Knuckleheads
...hey, we were young and unsupervised The Doclopedia #3,299 This Day In Alt History: June 30th Just about 11 months after the First World War started on Earth 3-A, the Spanish Flu pandemic started a full 3 years earlier than it did on our Earth. It was also much more deadly, especially to men. Over … Continue reading A Bunch Of Damned Knuckleheads
Fred The Horse
...good old Fred The Doclopedia #3,298 This Day In Alt History: June 29th On June 29th, 1505, deckhand Rodrigo SanToro wandered a bit too far into the Florida forest, tripped, fell, and knocked himself out when his head hit a tree trunk. When he came too, he saw his ship burning and all of his … Continue reading Fred The Horse
350 Mouse Power
...very small cars The Doclopedia #3,297 This Day In Alt History: June 28th On June 28th, 2233, the 10 mile long colony ship, Middle Earth, at last entered orbit around Linnox 4, a very Earthlike planet. There was a great deal of partying and rejoicing. Back on Earth, their message of “We've arrived!” was warmly … Continue reading 350 Mouse Power
For Fun Times, Just Add Rock & Roll
...sex & drugs are optional The Doclopedia #3,296 This Day In Alt History: June 27th On June 27th, 1991, the last remaining Dragon on Earth 457-C died in captivity of old age. A resident of the London Zoo since his hatching in 1730, Skaromandulax, or Skar as he was known to his adoring public, passed … Continue reading For Fun Times, Just Add Rock & Roll
Snake Snacks
...tasty, if you like rats The Doclopedia #3,295 Average Joes & Janes: Foxx Names: Joe (NMI) Foxx, Jane (NMI) Foxx Ages: 4, 4 Location: Last seen in Vladivostok, Russia Info: These are two Class 5 Clonedroids who escaped from, and utterly destroyed, the Brooke Island facility, then went on to take out the Novyy den' … Continue reading Snake Snacks
Two Wrong Turns Into A Bad Rainy Night
...and the dame could not be trusted The Doclopedia #3,294 Average Joes & Janes: Lee Names: Joseph Arthur Lee, Janemarie Lily (Kwan) Lee Ages: 25, 25 Location: San Francisco, California, USA Info: Well known designers of online games. Practically worshipped by the geek community. No children. Two cats named Dungeon and Dragon. Highly likeable young … Continue reading Two Wrong Turns Into A Bad Rainy Night
Purple Muffins
...strange, yet tasty The Doclopedia #3,293 Average Joes & Janes: Oyembe Names: Joe Lucky Oyembe, Jane N'guti (maiden name unknown) Oyembe Ages: 55, 52 Location: Hyderabad, Telangana, India Info: Owners and operators of the Red Room, a very popular nightspot. They also own several small shops and a 3000 unit apartment building. Six children, ranging … Continue reading Purple Muffins
The New Adventures Of Happy Harry And His Dog, Fritz
...on Omagoon Island The Doclopedia #3,292 Average Joes & Janes: Maxwell Names: Joseph Evan Maxwell, Jane Kristin (Parker) Maxwell Ages: 30, 30 Location: Milford On Sea, England, UK Info: Unregistered Mad Scientists. Also, bassist and saxophonist in ska band “Sax On The Beach.” They specialize in small gadgets, many of them useful. Reasonable rates. No … Continue reading The New Adventures Of Happy Harry And His Dog, Fritz
Godzilla Goes To Rome
...he got tired of Tokyo The Doclopedia #3,291 Not So Average Joes & Janes: Hernandez Names: Jose Antonio Hernandez, Jane Marie (Hill) Hernandez Ages: 42, 41 Location: Tucumcari, New Mexico, USA Info: Owners and operators of the Five Star Motel. Parents of two 10 year old daughters. Well known and liked in the community. Former … Continue reading Godzilla Goes To Rome
A Story About Clever Girls In Cute Dresses
...6 girls The Doclopedia #3,290 It's Not On The Map: Castle Izgul “Oh, you want to know why Castle Izgul can't be found on any map? Well, what's it worth to you, Missy? Yes, yes, discuss it with your friends, but don't insult me with some low figure. 100 Drakes? Well, that is most generous. … Continue reading A Story About Clever Girls In Cute Dresses
Uncle Doc Talks To You About Not Being Able To Do His Gardening
...it's making him crazy The Doclopedia #3,289 It's Not On The Map: Archer Dome In the early 21st century on Earth 2-E, four domes were built on Mars by the MarsTrek Foundation. Named the Kirk, Picard, Sisko, and Janeway domes, they were soon settled and doing very well. Due to political military, and business conflicts … Continue reading Uncle Doc Talks To You About Not Being Able To Do His Gardening
Your #1 Stop For Strange Stuff
...everyplace else is #2 The Doclopedia #3,288 It's Not On The Map: Vulmonia On Earth 14-H, the small country of Vulmonia, located on an island in the Atlantic a couple of hundred miles west/southwest of the Canary Islands, was always an obscure place for most people. It produced no valuable or unique products, had no … Continue reading Your #1 Stop For Strange Stuff
Yoyo Plays Games
..with six 4 year olds The Doclopedia #3,287 It's Not On The Map: 3371 Bomberg Street “So listen up, Junior Agents. In Baltimore, the safe house you need to get your asses to is 3371 Bomberg Street. Once inside there, you are as safe as you can get. You can rest, resupply, and get the … Continue reading Yoyo Plays Games
Tales Of Messed Up Knees
...as told by me The Doclopedia #3,286 It's Not On The Map: The Green Village The Green Village of Trelden Wood is the home to many forest fae, with some putting the population as high as 300. Reports from the few travelers who have ever actually been in it describe it as clean and well … Continue reading Tales Of Messed Up Knees
Silly Canaries Entertained My Lovebirds
...by singing silly songs The Doclopedia #3,285 It's Not On The Map: Krankar Island “Oh, you won't find Krankar Island on any map, Sir. Government started hiding it back in 1810 because of that thing you're talking about. Not that the island was ever much beyond a glorified sand bar, so nobody paid it no … Continue reading Silly Canaries Entertained My Lovebirds
Chapter 875: In Which Our Hero, While Making Fools of The English Navy, Meets A Lady Of Mystery
...and she's Scottish The Doclopedia #3,284 Holy Shit!: That Army Is Huge! “Holy shit, Devaro, look at all of those archers! There must be 300 of them. And they look Balurian, so they'll be deadly accurate. What's that, Plix? 2,000 infantry? 1,000 mounted troops? Oh, yes, they will run right over the King's army, even … Continue reading Chapter 875: In Which Our Hero, While Making Fools of The English Navy, Meets A Lady Of Mystery
Wild Cows
...moo, motherfucker The Doclopedia #3,283 Holy Shit!: Mom Is Pissed Off! “Holy shit, Freddy, Mom is totally pissed off at us. Nancy told her about us sneaking around in Old Man Long's house and taking some stuff. I dunno what else our bitchy big sister told her, but I was in the back shed and … Continue reading Wild Cows
Funny Disaster Stories
...okay, maybe not so funny The Doclopedia #3,282 Holy Shit!: It's Full Of Gold! “Hey, Carlotta, look. I think it's an old briefcase. Looks way old, like maybe Uncle Harv's dad put it up here before Harv was born. When was that? 1920? So, this has been here at least 100 years. Damn, it's dusty … Continue reading Funny Disaster Stories
Get That Frog Out Of Here!
...we hate frogs The Doclopedia #3,281 Holy Shit!: We're Going To Crash! “Holyshitholyshitholyshit! We're gonna crash, Squint! Somethin' hit us, and we're gonna crash! Oh Jeez, I don't wanna go out this way! Jesus, if you can hear me, I'm sorry for all the bad stuff I did, like stealin' and running guns and sellin' … Continue reading Get That Frog Out Of Here!
Tender Plums Indeed
...not actually plums The Doclopedia #3,280 Holy Shit!: A Giant! “Holy shit, Gredorf, that's a giant! I'd say he's a mountain giant, probably down here in the hills to get something to eat. He's got to be 80 feet tall if he's an inch. Looks healthy. Yeah, Kuzinka would love this. He seems to be … Continue reading Tender Plums Indeed