...who doesn't love that? The Doclopedia #2,614 Milkshakes!: Butterscotch & Scotch Three scoops of butterscotch ice cream Two ounces of a nice, moderately priced, smoky scotch Two ounces whole milk Put it all in the blender and blend, then serve it in a large mug.
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Chapter 977: In Which Young Tim Aids Our Hero In Embarrassing The Evil Duke
...using sausages and a turkey The Doclopedia #2,613 Milkshakes!: Horchata & Tequila This one is damned tasty!Two cups chilled horchataTwo ounces of good tequila Three big scoops of coconut ice creamA pinch of ground cinnamonOne churroBlend everything except the churro for a minute or so. Serve in a large goblet with the churro as garnish.
Module T-1: Labyrinth Of The Demon Cow
...for players of 10th to 12th level The Doclopedia #2,612 Milkshakes!: Banana & Light Rum Two large bananas, peeled and cut into 1 inch piecesThree scoops of plain vanilla ice creamTwo ounces of light rumOne cup half & halfTwo drops of yellow food coloring Whipped cream in a can put the bananas, rum, food coloring … Continue reading Module T-1: Labyrinth Of The Demon Cow
Quest For The Magic Cookies
...spoiler: they were edibles The Doclopedia #2,610 Milkshakes!: Fresh Peach & Bourbon For this delicious milkshake, you need... Two ripe peaches, peeled, pitted, and sliced into quartersThree cups of sweet cream ice cream 2 ounces of good bourbon, not that shit you buy on sale Whipped cream in a can Pour the bourbon and peaches … Continue reading Quest For The Magic Cookies
Rutabaga Crush
...casual game or carbonated beverage? The Doclopedia #2,609 The Doc Tempest Series: Doc Tempest And The Subway Phantom (1948) Publication Date: April, 1948 Tale Type: Straight up supernatural story, with added criminal plottingDoc, Nick, and June investigate an apparent haunting of a re-opened Boston subway line. They find both a real ghost and a criminal … Continue reading Rutabaga Crush
I’m Just A Bit Odd
...just ask my dogs The Doclopedia #2,608 The Doc Tempest Series: Doc Tempest: Dungeons & Doomsday (1986) Publication Date: November, 1986 Tale Type: Wendy “Doc” Tempest and her crew investigate what appear to be actual monster attacks on Dungeons & Dragons players. It all starts to resemble an adventure that leads to a terrible dragon … Continue reading I’m Just A Bit Odd
Hot Club Of Drowtown
...did you get the reference? The Doclopedia #2,607 The Doc Tempest Series: Doc Tempest And The Demon On The Radio (1930) Publication Date: December, 1930 Tale Type: Evil Mastermind spreading terror for monetary gain Doc, Sally, Alice, Nick, and Simon investigate a mysterious voice that overrides all radio signals to announce imminent death and destruction. … Continue reading Hot Club Of Drowtown
Old Vern Sure Could Drink
...for about 60 years The Doclopedia #2,606 The Doc Tempest Series: Doc Tempest And The Return Of Sally Smithfield (2030) Publication Date: June 2030 Tale Type: The current Doc finds Sally Smithfield in suspended animation 86 years after she supposedly died.This tale is 1/3 mystery, as Chris Tempest seeks to piece together a puzzle concerning … Continue reading Old Vern Sure Could Drink
The Sweet Heat Repeat
...about 1:00 in the morning The Doclopedia #2,605 The Doc Tempest Series: The Daring Adventures Of Doctor Tempest And His Time Travelling Airship (1899) Publication Date: December, 1899 Tale Type: Time Travel ActionFor the final story of the 19th Century, Doctor Charles Tempest and his sons, David & Paul, along with Professor Smythe, Reggie Scott, … Continue reading The Sweet Heat Repeat
In Search Of Decent Underwear
...I was forced to go along The Doclopedia #2,604 The Doc Tempest Series: Doc Tempest and The Living Shadow (1941) Publication Date: July, 1941 Tale Type: Gang war with Nazi shenanigans Doc meets The Shadow when both are investigating the real cause of a bloody gang war. Doc's only associate in this tail is Nick, … Continue reading In Search Of Decent Underwear
Who Will Save The Groundhogs?
...are they mighty? The Doclopedia #2,603 The Doc Tempest Series: Doc Tempest And The Sound Of Death (1935) Publication Date: June, 1935Tale Type: Mysterious murder method used for revengeIn this mid-30s story, some body is using a sonic device that stops the heart of the person it is aimed at. It emits a wailing sound … Continue reading Who Will Save The Groundhogs?
Blue Secrets
...plenty of them The Doclopedia #2,602 Strange Bandanas: The Medium Green One I own hundreds of bandanas. Many of them have strange stories connected to them. Here is one… This is one of my favorite bandanas, because it allows me to travel up to three miles through green growing vegetation. I just walk into it … Continue reading Blue Secrets
Some Information About Moon Worms
...from the moon The Doclopedia #2,601 Strange Bandanas: The Orange One I own hundreds of bandanas. Many of them have strange stories connected to them. Here is one… Somewhere in this world is a guy with a bandana just like this one. If we are both wearing them at the same time, we establish telepathic … Continue reading Some Information About Moon Worms
Mr. Perkins Comes Home
...and we were glad to see him The Doclopedia #2,600 Strange Bandanas: The Yellow One I own hundreds of bandanas. Many of them have strange stories connected to them. Here is one… This one has a pretty simple power: It makes me smell like a banana. It's actually pretty nice, except it makes myself and … Continue reading Mr. Perkins Comes Home
A Day Trip To Auntie Avy’s House
...only 3,000 miles away The Doclopedia #2,599 Strange Bandanas...: The Purple One I own hundreds of bandanas. Many of them have strange stories connected to them. Here is one… Made somewhere in Africa around 1903, this bandana has the power to let me dream of my African ancestors. The thing is, I'm pretty much descended … Continue reading A Day Trip To Auntie Avy’s House
A Story About Theft And Bedbugs
...a creepy heist, that one The Doclopedia #2,598 Strange Bandanas: The White One I own hundreds of bandanas. Many of them have strange stories connected to them. Here is one… I got this bandana from , of all people, Santa Claus. Nick and I have known each other for about 700 years now, and he … Continue reading A Story About Theft And Bedbugs
Javinoospi!
...cwaulifoon! The Doclopedia #2,597 Strange Bandanas...: The Red One I own hundreds of bandanas. Many of them have strange stories connected to them. Here is one… Okay, this bandana is just a bit embarrassing. See, if I wear it, there is a 20% chance that at the top of every hour, it will transform me … Continue reading Javinoospi!
A Snake On A Fake Rake Ate A Cake, Drank A Shake, And Survived A Quake
...he was not a flake The Doclopedia #2,595 A Few New Monsters: Grass Cat In grasslands across the world, you will encounter one of the many species of Grass Cat. They range in size from the housecat sized Northern Low Grass Cats, to the larger than a tiger Great Sea Of Grass Cats. There are … Continue reading A Snake On A Fake Rake Ate A Cake, Drank A Shake, And Survived A Quake
Module S-55: The Trail Through The Devilwood
...for characters level 6-9 The Doclopedia #2,594 A Few New Monsters: Trader Gnome Nobody knows where Trader Gnomes came from, not ever ordinary gnomes. The first reported interaction with one took place 460 years ago, during the Year of the Green Moon. At that time, the legendary adventurer Helanis of Povia met one just before … Continue reading Module S-55: The Trail Through The Devilwood
Suddenly, Possums!
...about 30 of them The Doclopedia #2,593 A Few New Monsters: Treasure Monkeys Treasure monkeys are not, per se, monsters. They are just naturally occurring animals they really like shiny objects or anything interesting looking. About the size of raccoons, they live in very large family groups of up to 60 individuals. Mostly found in … Continue reading Suddenly, Possums!
Drink The Potion BEFORE The Fight!
...you dummy ... The Doclopedia #2,592 A Few New Monsters: Waterball Waterballs are a form of water elemental that has a spherical shape and can leave a body of water, roll for many miles, and then enter another body of water. As they roll along, they will sometimes engulf a creature and drown it. The … Continue reading Drink The Potion BEFORE The Fight!
Handsome Joe Has A Nice Dream
...it involved bellyrubs The Doclopedia #2,591 A Few New Monsters: Mana Vampire These highly specialized vampires subsist on the mana, or magical energy, of humanoids who use or cast spells. Losing mana won't kill anyone, but spellcasters who lose enough of it may not be able to cast spells for weeks.Mana vampires are undead, but … Continue reading Handsome Joe Has A Nice Dream
A New Stinky Cheese
...tasty, but smells like feet and goats The Doclopedia #2,590 A Few New Monsters: Carnivorous Mice Carnivorous mice resemble normal field mich, but are slightly larger and lighter in color. They also have very sharp teeth and large eyes that give them excellent night vision. Both the teeth and the eyes are important because these … Continue reading A New Stinky Cheese
Yoyo Goes To The Races
...snowboard races The Doclopedia #2,589 A Few New Monsters: Mimic Slimes This is a new form of slime with the shapeshifting abilities of a mimic. It is unknown if they simply evolved this ability, got it from eating a mimic, or are the results of some wizardly experiment.Whatever the case, these creatures can form themselves … Continue reading Yoyo Goes To The Races
A Golden Score
...about 50 pounds of it The Doclopedia #2,586 Old Posts, Annotated: It’s In The Bag! Notations are italicized The Brown Paper Bag “Now listen, Eddie, cos this is real simple. (It's never real simple.) You an’ Tony are gonna get in his car and drive out to Long Island to the address I give you. … Continue reading A Golden Score