...they drop out of trees onto your head The Doclopedia #1,119 A Child's Book Of...: Aliens A few excerpts: BALROGIANS are named after the Balrog from “Lord of the Rings, but they are not evil at all. Standing 15 feet tall, the Balrogians are sometimes referred to as the “Gardeners of the Galaxy” because they … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Squealing Lizards Of Potawango Island
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Crazy Dogs, Criminal Cats, Dancing Goats And Befuddled Humans
...on the Magic Bus The Doclopedia #1,118A Child's Book Of...: NecromancyFrom the introduction: “Hello, child! If you have found this book, it means that you are VERY SPECIAL. Do you know what makes you special? Why, it's your ability to do MAGIC! You are not like other people, oh no. You are MUCH BETTER than they … Continue reading Crazy Dogs, Criminal Cats, Dancing Goats And Befuddled Humans
Doomraiders Of The Purple Planet!
...a new Republic serial The Doclopedia #1,117 A Child's Book Of...: SCIENCE! This wonderful book will introduce boys and girls age 6 and up to the wonders of our Modern Age. Newly revised for 1910, it now covers the great inventions powered by steam, internal combustion, electricity, chemistry and the newly discovered etheric energy of … Continue reading Doomraiders Of The Purple Planet!
Teaching Betty To Bop
...wop a loo bop! The Doclopedia #1,114The Alphabet: X is for…Xorolxee......is an earth-like planet located 300 light years from Earth. It orbits a yellow star slightly (2% larger) than our own and is the fourth planet in a system of 10. Like Earth, it has a large moon and plenty of water (65% of the planetary … Continue reading Teaching Betty To Bop
Don’t Be A Duck!
...wait, what? (Note: This is my first Doclopedia entry for a famous living person. Thank goodness for satire laws. Please don't kill me, Wil.) The Doclopedia #1,113 The Alphabet: W is for… Wil Wheaton... ...in our universe, is an actor, writer and champion of all things geeky. His motto, well known to his millions … Continue reading Don’t Be A Duck!
Doc Tempest VS The Princess Of Death
...from the December, 1955 issue The Doclopedia #1,110The Alphabet: T is for… Trout Pudding......(with or without herring sauce) has been a very popular dessert dish on CatEarth for over 300 years. Basically a vanilla pudding with finely chopped raw trout and a mix of small rodent parts, most humans would find it revolting, but most dogs would … Continue reading Doc Tempest VS The Princess Of Death
My Other Dog Is A Mad Scientist
...and my other other dog is a geek and my other other other dog is a robot and my cat is too cool for school. The Doclopedia #1,108The Alphabet: R is for… Royal Robotic Guardians... ...are the official guards of New Buckingham Palace and Her Majesty Queen Victoria. Built by Professor Dahlia Lindell-Phipps, these nine foot tall robots … Continue reading My Other Dog Is A Mad Scientist
The Fattest Mouse Gets Eaten First
...and other proverbs The Doclopedia #1,101 The Alphabet: K is for… Kangaroo Uprising... ...that's what it was, mate! The bloody Kangs rose up against the Koalas and Wombats, trying to take control of Australia. It was a damned close thing at first, what with the Cockatoos and Wallabys on their side and us with … Continue reading The Fattest Mouse Gets Eaten First
Happy Pigs & Dancing Goats
...admit it, you're smiling now. The Doclopedia #1,098 The Alphabet: H is for… Handy Tool... ...is the Miracle Tool of Our Time! Created right here in the United States of America by the World Renowned Scientist, Professor Joseph Finkler, Handy Tool will replace all of the following tools in Your Toolbox: Hammer! Pliers! Steam … Continue reading Happy Pigs & Dancing Goats
The Rare And Beautiful Red Nippled Tree Dogs Of Potawango Island
...they climb trees to catch tree chickens The Doclopedia #1,096 The Alphabet: F is for… Fog Monsters... ...are a magical beast that likes to hunt humans and humanoids for food. These creatures are not actually made of fog, but can create it magically so as to hide their presence. The fact that Fog Monsters … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Red Nippled Tree Dogs Of Potawango Island
The Totally New Yearsy, But Not Even A Little Hungover, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Itsy Bitsy Spaceship
...co-starring her old pal, Really Red Rachel The Doclopedia #1,095 Alt. Television: The X Files In our world, The X Files premiered in September of 1993, ran for 9 years, had a complex & rather confusing alien conspiracy mythology and was a very popular and successful show on the Fox Network. It was heavily inspired … Continue reading The Totally New Yearsy, But Not Even A Little Hungover, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Itsy Bitsy Spaceship
How To Clean And Groom Your Yeti
...first off, hire somebody else to do it The Doclopedia #1,094 Alt. Television: The Incredible Hulk In our world, The Incredible Hulk was a successful television series starring Bill Bixby and Lou Ferrigno. It departed from the comic books quite a bit, but was still well accepted by fans. It was the very best … Continue reading How To Clean And Groom Your Yeti
My Life Among The Drunken Xmas Elves
...hey, they've got the next three weeks off Ok, I'm way late posting on here, so I've got TWO Doclopedia posts. Enjoy! The Doclopedia #1,092 Alt. Television: Star Trek It is a strange fact that in almost all realities, the television series “Star Trek” is pretty much the same as it is here … Continue reading My Life Among The Drunken Xmas Elves
One Fish, Two Fish, Jazz Fish, Blues Fish
...with liner notes by Things 1 & 2 The Doclopedia #1,090 The Alphabet: E is for... Ear Monsters On Scary Monster Earth, where the nightmares of kids become real and adults cannot see them, there is a class of monsters called “Ear Monsters”, because something about then has to do with ears. Ear Eating Monsters … Continue reading One Fish, Two Fish, Jazz Fish, Blues Fish
6 Old Men VS The Cows From Mars
...they kicked those bovine asses. The Doclopedia #1,089 The Alphabet: D is for... Doom Flowers Coming out of New York, the Doom Flowers were one of the first all female punk rock bands in the United States. Using only the names of flowers to identify themselves, Lily (guitar, vocals), Rose (guitar, vocals), Violet (bass) & … Continue reading 6 Old Men VS The Cows From Mars
The Rare And Beautiful Red Spotted Giant Guinea Pig Of Potawango Island
... they're the size of a cow The Doclopedia #1,088 The Alphabet: C is for… Cave Mouth A Cave Mouth is a living creature that inhabits a cave, then forms into a false cave interior. It makes itself look inviting for animals or sentients to seek shelter in. Once an creature is inside it, it … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Red Spotted Giant Guinea Pig Of Potawango Island
Bucky & Squint Rebuild A Transmission
...a 4 speed The Doclopedia #1,087 The Alphabet: B is for... Bacon It is an amazing fact that all across the multiverse, in every world that has pigs (or some fairly similar animal) there is bacon. Even in worlds where the pigs are sentient, there is bacon, but nobody discusses it much and they … Continue reading Bucky & Squint Rebuild A Transmission
The Somber And Dramatic, But Also Pretty Damned Screwy, Story of Mostly Purple Patty And The Clones Of The Ramones
...featuring her pet beaver, Lucky Alphonse The Doclopedia #1,086 The Alphabet: A is for... Angus Arrowhead Old Angus, he was a tough son of a bitch. Any other dwarf would have been killed six times over by the injuries Angus survived, including getting that Elven arrow to the head. Damned thing went about halfway through … Continue reading The Somber And Dramatic, But Also Pretty Damned Screwy, Story of Mostly Purple Patty And The Clones Of The Ramones
One Pill Makes You Larger And One Pill Makes You Talk To Small Animals
...Happy birthday, Grace Slick! The Doclopedia #1,084 My Dogs: Sasha Jane Cross Sasha is an almost 4 year old Basset Hound who lives with her human mom & dad and her Basset sister in the Sacramento, California area. She is reddish orange and white in color. Little is known of Sasha's first two … Continue reading One Pill Makes You Larger And One Pill Makes You Talk To Small Animals
Bananas On The Bed
...along with several drunken monkeys The Doclopedia #1,083 Wait...What?: Polly Pond Intrepid girl reporter Polly Pond covers the superhero beat for the Daily Times newspaper. When a city destroying battle breaks out, she's there with her best pal and photographer, Pam Chu, to get the story. If there's an interview with a superhero or … Continue reading Bananas On The Bed
The Adventures Of Pureluck Stones, Master Detective
...and part time insurance adjuster The Doclopedia #1,083 Wait...What?: Bobby Bunny Appearing in Weener Brothers Cartoons, Bobby Bunny is one of the craziest residents of the Wacky Woods. He is always up to something with his pals Goober Goose and Melvin Mink. His antics often cause plenty of property damage and embarrassing situations for … Continue reading The Adventures Of Pureluck Stones, Master Detective
Eat More Fleems!
...this message brought to you by the American Fleem Producers The Doclopedia #1,082 Wait...What?: Herr Muller Oh, how we all loved Herr Muller! He was the kindest man in town, always giving out candy to children and helping the elderly and taking in injured animals. He was a pillar of the community. It … Continue reading Eat More Fleems!
Welcome To The House Of Strange
...where we live with strange pets CATCON/DOGCON UPDATE NOTE:I don't usually post stuff about DogCon/CatCon in between actual con trips (though, of course, these con trips are imaginary), but several things have happened, so I figured I'd give everybody a heads up. First off, as most of you know, we lost Lucy to cancer back … Continue reading Welcome To The House Of Strange
What Fresh Hail Is This?
...well, that's how it sounds in the South. The Doclopedia #1,080 Golden States: Deadifornia The year was 1850 and a group of miners had found a rich vein of gold in the foothills of the Sierra Nevada mountains. Then they busted through into an ancient cavern and released a strange dust that killed them … Continue reading What Fresh Hail Is This?
Thrilling Spicy Horror Tales Of Suspenseful Scientific Mystery
...that should cover everything. The Doclopedia #1,079 Golden States: Long California This version of California is only different in that it includes the Baja peninsula and an equally long 200 miles wide strip of eastern shore of the Sea of Cortez. This pretty much doubles California's size and gave it a huge amount of … Continue reading Thrilling Spicy Horror Tales Of Suspenseful Scientific Mystery
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