...nothing strange going on The Doclopedia #3,363 Rare Potion Ingredients: Hydra Blood Here's your damned hydra blood, Tolma. Fresh from a still living hydra, just like you wanted. It took us almost an hour to beat that three headed beast into submission. During that time, Dring got killed by a swat from it's tail, YorNak … Continue reading Just Walking Along Here
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Dinner In a Bottle
...pizza and pudding flavor The Doclopedia #3,362 Rare Potion Ingredients: A Giant's Testicles You want to know why I can't stick around? Okay, I'll tell you, because you're a sweet gal and I hate having to leave. My friends and I were broke flat when we got to Denver, due to getting chased by a … Continue reading Dinner In a Bottle
Tea And Punishment
...civilized BDSM The Doclopedia #3,361 Rare Potion Ingredients: The Tears Of A Vampire So, yeah, the Church has this order of priests and nuns that go kill “unholy creatures”, mostly very minor demons, ghouls, and the odd werewolf or vampire. But they need all sorts of potions and shit to do it, so they have … Continue reading Tea And Punishment
Pony Rides
...for ponies The Doclopedia #3,360 Rare Potion Ingredients: Fresh Lava From Mount Satan Gemma, a thief: So let me get this straight, Nemlox. You want us to go to the erupting caldera of 9,500 foot Mount Satan, put this portal device on the ground, then pour roughly 5 gallons of molten lava through it, which … Continue reading Pony Rides
Spicy Tales Of Crimefighting Cowboys
...it gets lonely out on the range The Doclopedia #3,359 Places I Can't Go To Anymore: Delvino's Pizza, Brooklyn, New York Forgot myself and mentioned how good Chicago deep dish is. Found a deep dish pizza full of bullet holes on my doorstep. Have never returned to Brooklyn since. Support this blog on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/DocCross Or … Continue reading Spicy Tales Of Crimefighting Cowboys
Books About Cheap Food
...very popular The Doclopedia #3,358 Places I Can't Go To Anymore: Aunt Olga's House 6 year old me...Aunt Olga was moderately crazy...enormous collection of creepy little dolls...4 vicious and possibly psychopathic chihuahuas...my family and my Uncle Ed's family goes to visit...twin cousins Hank & Frank were hyper 4 year olds...goddamn chihuahuas started trying to attack … Continue reading Books About Cheap Food
A Big Box Of Nothing
...but that was the whole scam The Doclopedia #3,357 Places I Can't Go To Anymore: The Game Dungeon, San Fartino, California So I go into this dusty, somewhat smelly, ill lighted little game store and, like many of that sort back in 1982, it was full of guys who smelled of everything from stale sweat … Continue reading A Big Box Of Nothing
No Ghosts Here!
...probably none over there, either The Doclopedia #3,356 Places I Can't Go To Anymore: Skudville, Georgia Look, I was 21, from California, had 4 days to kill while my friend Barb fixed my transmission, and most of the men in town were gone because it was the first week of deer season.And, apparently, the women … Continue reading No Ghosts Here!
The True Story Of Lulu And Flash
...soon to be a major motion picture The Doclopedia #3,355 Places I Can't Go To Anymore: Willy's Tavern, Beavertree, Oregon Willy's is a typical beer joint for the locals of the very small town of Beavertree. The whole area is a very politically conservative place and not the most welcoming to outsiders. But there I … Continue reading The True Story Of Lulu And Flash
Flying Clams Attack City!
...film at 11! The Doclopedia #3,354 Cool Gadgets: Mana Absorbing Shirt “Yes, it's a shirt that absorbs a bit of the mana in anything magical. Not much, mind you, but after a day or two in a high mana area,I can power 4 or 5 mid-level castings. That really provides an advantage in a dungeon … Continue reading Flying Clams Attack City!
Notes On Frying Eggs
...use butter in the pan The Doclopedia #3,353 Cool Gadgets: Boat Coat “Yes, yes, 009, it really is a coat that can be turned into a small survival boat for one person. That means you won't be having any lady friends on it. Now, to activate it, you simple twist this button counterclockwise three full … Continue reading Notes On Frying Eggs
The One Day Late,But Still Wildly Wacky, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Dancing Dogs
...co-starring her pet woodpecker, Wilma The Doclopedia #3,352 Cool Gadgets: Zip Tie Necklace Let's face it, ladies, sometimes we just need to restrain the guy we just knocked out. Yes, you could look for some rope or bedsheets you could tear up, but why bother? Just wear this wonderful looking necklace and you will always … Continue reading The One Day Late,But Still Wildly Wacky, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Dancing Dogs
Handsome Joe Meets The Duke Of Ears
...an older basset hound The Doclopedia #3,351 Cool Gadgets: Pen Drill The pen drill looks like an expensive pen, but it can be quickly fitted with a drill bit that can drill through wood in seconds and tougher substances in minutes. While the hole is, by necessity, of a small diameter, this still allows insertion … Continue reading Handsome Joe Meets The Duke Of Ears
Mrs Wangdoodle Throws A Party
...and the cops busted itThe Doclopedia #3,350 Cool Gadgets: Hot Glove New from GadgeTronics: The Hot Glove! Your hand will stay cool inside while the outside heats up to a scorching 1,500 degrees Fahrenheit! Glove will stay hot for up to 5 minutes per charge. Charging time is usually less than 30 minutes using the … Continue reading Mrs Wangdoodle Throws A Party
Big Thoughts About Little Things
...and vice versa The Doclopedia #3,349 Cool Gadgets: Bomb Watch “Don't touch that, 006! Those anti-pickpocket wallets haven't been fully tested yet!Now, here we have what appears to be a standard pocket watch owned by a gentleman. Or you, as the case may be. But in reality, it's a powerful bomb with a 10 foot … Continue reading Big Thoughts About Little Things
The Wine Pixies Are Wasted Again
...this time, it was a nice cabernetThe Doclopedia #3,348 Small Town Secrets: Lynn Woodruff, Salesgirl During the week, Lynn is a salesgirl in the makeup department of Gordon's Department Store. She is very popular with her co-workers and customers. Despite only being 19, she is a very professional and conscientious young lady Most people think … Continue reading The Wine Pixies Are Wasted Again
A Bit Of The Old Sizzle
...she had it The Doclopedia #3,347 Small Town Secrets: Helen Sanchez, Housewife As far as secrets go, Helen's is pretty tame: Four years ago, she won 2.5 million dollars on a lottery ticket when she and her husband Bill were on vacation in Brazil. They had the money transferred into a secret account they used … Continue reading A Bit Of The Old Sizzle
How To Roll Dice While Tipsy
...from decades of research The Doclopedia #3,346 Small Town Secrets: Will Popkin, Teenager At 16 years old, Will has a bright future ahead of him. He gets very good grades, is popular both in and out of school, and is just a really nice guy. His family is well off, if not wealthy, due to … Continue reading How To Roll Dice While Tipsy
War Of The Worms
...just terrible The Doclopedia #3,345 Small Town Secrets: Dan Waters, Line Cook Dan works over at the Big Wheel Buffet, doing the breakfast and lunch shift. He's a young fellow, only 23, and good looking. He started working there right out of high school and he likes his job. He lives just a few blocks … Continue reading War Of The Worms
A Tree That Eats Squirrels
...explaining the rarity of squirrels near it The Doclopedia #3,344 Small Town Secrets: Sylvia Gersten, County Coroner Sylvia has been coroner for 12 years now. She does a really good job and has uncovered a few murders that looked at first glance like accidents, and one suicide that was set up to look like a … Continue reading A Tree That Eats Squirrels
Snake Racing Weekly
...all the racing news The Doclopedia #3,343 Small Town Secrets: Lucky, The Dog The first thing you need to learn about Lucky is that he's smart. No, not smart for a dog, I mean smart for a human. Right now, I'd bet good money that he's one of the 5 smartest people in town. He's … Continue reading Snake Racing Weekly
The Rare and Beautiful Three Eyed Scarlet Toad Of Potawango Island
...truly striking to see The Doclopedia #3,342 Small Town Secrets: Mr. Murphy, The Handyman Dave Murphy is a first rate handyman, for sure. He's fixed everything from squeaky front gates to crooked shelves to stuck windows, all at a fair price and great work. He also coached little league for each of his three sons, … Continue reading The Rare and Beautiful Three Eyed Scarlet Toad Of Potawango Island
A Relatively Normal Sunday Drive
...except for the moose chasing a sasquatch The Doclopedia #3,341 That Time We Did That Thing: Booked Passage On A Gnomish Airship We had to get out of Kolkaris fast because...of reasons. The fastest way out, a river raft to the sea, wasn't going to be fast enough. But Trevor had heard of a gnomish … Continue reading A Relatively Normal Sunday Drive
Simply Turtles
...so easy The Doclopedia #3,340 That Time We Did That Thing: Ran From Saint Olaf's Giant Statue “Oh yeah, it was totally Ravenna's fault. There we were, our flying ship, more like a glorified raft, really, landed in the ruins of an ancient temple. The diety it was built to honor was called Saint Olaf, … Continue reading Simply Turtles
Flat Black Cat Sack
...near the fatback on the bat rack The Doclopedia #3,339 That Time We Did That Thing: Stood In For Mr. Steed And Mrs Peel Time can sometimes be a strange taskmaster. A great example was the time that my friend Avis and I were hanging out with my family, watching some drone footage of London … Continue reading Flat Black Cat Sack
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