...#3: "I have a big bag of gold right here!" CritterCon 11 Con Day One (By Max) Hiya, folks! I'm writing this late and so I'm going to just give a basic rundown of what everyone did. If I leave anything out, I'm sure a commenter will correct me. Breakfast: was at Waffles From … Continue reading Five Things Not To Tell A Dragon
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Doctor Silkmelon And Mister Porkwaffle Attend A Dance
...nothing at all like hilarity ensued CritterCon 11 Trip Day Six/Con Day 0 (By Silky) Hello everyone! It has been a fairly busy day, so let's dive right into our recap. Our first and only stop was at The World Famous Monster Cars Of Texas. This place has 205 cars, pickups, big rigs and motorcycles … Continue reading Doctor Silkmelon And Mister Porkwaffle Attend A Dance
Bucky & Squint Meet Some Dames
...love was in the New Jersey air CritterCon 11 Trip Day Five (By Sasha) Hello, Dear Readers. Sasha here with all the trip news of the day. Before we get started, I'm going to answer the question that at least some of you long time readers might have: If it's Tuesday and we are starting … Continue reading Bucky & Squint Meet Some Dames
This Time, We Send The Short Guy In First
...he'll be harder to hit CritterCon 11 Trip Day Four (By Leon) (Note from Daisy: This entry is short because this dumb cat kept napping and getting distracted and shit.) Hi there! Leon here with our day four report, which will be kind of quick and dirty and a little late because I was busy … Continue reading This Time, We Send The Short Guy In First
Land Of 1,000 Dunces
...wait, that wasn't the song title CritterCon 11 Trip Day Three (By Janet) Hello there! I'm Janet and I'm a skunk. I'll be writing today's trip report, but first, I'd just like to thank everyone for being so nice and accepting of me. We skunks tend to keep everyone away via our not undeserved reputation, … Continue reading Land Of 1,000 Dunces
Module Q-2: Lair Of The Rare Were-Bear
...for 6 to 10 adventurers of level 8-10 CritterCon 11 Trip Day Two (By Luke) Hi there! Luke here, with your Day Two report, and what a day it was. We all got up around 7 this morning and had a truly legendary breakfast provided by our KitchenBots, Julia, Jacques and Alton. No matter … Continue reading Module Q-2: Lair Of The Rare Were-Bear
Doc Tempest VS The Unspeakable Horror
...from the August, 1951 issue CritterCon 11 Trip Day One, Intro (July 20th) Greetings, Gentle Readers! Once again it's time for our annual trip to the greatest imaginary gaming con ever, CritterCon 11. The local time is 5:00 am and I have just finished a hearty bowl of Cap'n Crunch and am about to … Continue reading Doc Tempest VS The Unspeakable Horror
Thuggish Prawns Humiliated My Anemone
...so I ate the little bastards The Doclopedia #1,378 Amazing Ordinary Stuff: Candles Yes, folks, these are the direct opposite of can'tdles, those great teaching devices we use on pets, children and really stupid adults. The difference is, if you light a candle for a pet or human, it will magically reinforce the thing you … Continue reading Thuggish Prawns Humiliated My Anemone
Tequila Sunrise Pancakes
...not as strange as you think The Doclopedia #1,377 When Harry Met...: Silky The old basset hound looked at the three teenagers and asked “Are you guys ready?” Harry, Ron & Hermione all answered yes. Silky had been training them hard for a month and they were not the same 15 year olds they had … Continue reading Tequila Sunrise Pancakes
The Exceptionally Witty, Yet Also Quite Profound, Story of Mostly Purple Patty And The Boy Who Dressed Like A Walrus
...co-starring her new best pall, Russ Wall. The Doclopedia #1,376 When Harry Met...: Luke The Dark Lord was as close to being giddy with happiness as he was ever likely to get. His enemies were dying nearly every day and his forces were getting bolder. True, he had lost several Death Eaters, like that simpering … Continue reading The Exceptionally Witty, Yet Also Quite Profound, Story of Mostly Purple Patty And The Boy Who Dressed Like A Walrus
Chapter 13: In Which Our Hero Grabs The Treasure From The Hands Of The Evil Duke, Then Flees On Horseback Into The Night
...the Duke was NOT amused. Silky Explains It All All Of Me Yes, folks, it's me, Silky Dawn Cross, older sister to Sasha. I'm here instead of her because she is busy with several of her projects and because I wanted to write something anyway. Many, if not most of you, know that … Continue reading Chapter 13: In Which Our Hero Grabs The Treasure From The Hands Of The Evil Duke, Then Flees On Horseback Into The Night
My Life Among The Dice Rolling Geeks
...and how it grew The Doclopedia #1,375 When Harry Met...: Sasha Date: June 13th, 1943 Place: First floor girls lavatory, Hogwarts Tom Riddle walked into the girls lavatory about two minutes after he saw Myrtle Warren run in, sobbing like the blubbering mudblood cow she was. He had a confident smile on his face because … Continue reading My Life Among The Dice Rolling Geeks
He Bought A Yam, A Ham, A Clam And Some Spam.
...Damn! Support this blog on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/DocCross The Doclopedia #1,374 When Harry Met...: Daisy As soon as the portkey brought them to the graveyard, Harry was ready with his wand and knocked the rat-faced little traitor back about 30 feet, slamming him into a statue. The helpless Dark Lord was flung a few feet away … Continue reading He Bought A Yam, A Ham, A Clam And Some Spam.
Goons In The Tool Shed
...we never knew how they got in. The Doclopedia #1,370 Assorted Characters: The King Of Dice The true name of the King of Dice, along with his whereabouts after the Great Dungeon Delve, may never be known. Rumor has it that he was the actual author of 2nd Edition Monsters & Mayhem. The story goes … Continue reading Goons In The Tool Shed
The Hella Late, But Actually…Well, Hella Late…Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Lazyass Blogger
co-starring her pet dormouse, Marvin The Law of Unexpected Consequences Made Manifest So, this happened in 2012, on our way back from CatCon 4... "Fifteen minutes later, Joe flipped switches and turned dials and we popped up in the middle of London, circa 1972. We had not been moving, so when we popped … Continue reading The Hella Late, But Actually…Well, Hella Late…Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Lazyass Blogger
Never Hide A Duck In Your Pants
...nobody will end up happy about it The FINAL entry for this version of The Alphabet. Christ, that took way too long. The Doclopedia #1,369 The Alphabet: Gardener Dome, Mars “Z” Z is for: Zenobia N'Golo Zenobia is an artist who specializes in depicting the neo-rural lifestyle of Gardener Dome. Although she primarily paints using … Continue reading Never Hide A Duck In Your Pants
Module 1-Y: The Haunted Dungeon Of The Fart Demons
...EWWWWW, demon farts! The second to last entry for Gardener Dome...FINALLY! The Doclopedia #1,368 The Alphabet: Gardener Dome, Mars “Y” Y is for: Yolanda Winkleton Yolanda is the Tourist Service Answer Woman in Gardener Dome. The dome gets several thousand tourists a year and Yolanda is ready to answer their questions and help them … Continue reading Module 1-Y: The Haunted Dungeon Of The Fart Demons
Unhappy Curlews Annoyed My Otters
...they should cheer the hell up The Doclopedia #1,370 The Alphabet: Gardener Dome, Mars “X” X is for: Xakry 70 years ago, when scientists started developing Smart Animals and New Humans and other genetic creations, they accidentally created a few Mutants. Yes, just like in the comics. Humans with strange powers. Xakry is one of … Continue reading Unhappy Curlews Annoyed My Otters
The Really Rather Silly, But Also Strangely Erotic, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Panda Of Love
...co-starring her wacky pal, Emma Goosemeyer I am SO sorry for not keeping this blog updated as often as I should. Life has been throwing me curves for quite a while and this has impacted damn near everything I do. I'll try to be more regular on here. BIG SHOUTOUT TO MY NEWEST PATREON … Continue reading The Really Rather Silly, But Also Strangely Erotic, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Panda Of Love
Rocky Road High School
...was that a Ramones song? The Doclopedia #1,370 The Alphabet: Gardener Dome, Mars “U” U is for: Uma Pool Uma and her sister, Deb have a 9 story tower farm in the south area. They raise a wide variety of melons and squash, mostly for the seeds, which they sell to various other farmers planetwide. … Continue reading Rocky Road High School
The Rare and Beautiful Short Branched Itchy Tree Of Potawango Island
...do NOT climb one while you are naked The Doclopedia #1,369 The Alphabet: Gardener Dome, Mars “T” T is for Tatyana Lewis Out near the Western Rim of Gardener Dome, you'll find the T. Lewis Goose Ranch. Tatyana and her husband, Ted, raise 6 breeds of geese here. They sell eggs and meat, but … Continue reading The Rare and Beautiful Short Branched Itchy Tree Of Potawango Island
The Action Packed, But Also Very Touching, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Saucer Men From Neptune
...co-starring her hated enemy, Lemony Fresh Luella Big Shout out to my Patreon Backers! Thank you! The Doclopedia #1,368 The Alphabet: Gardener Dome, Mars “S” S is for: Sam 15 Sam 15 is the operator of the Gardner Dome Gaming Pub. The Pub is a popular place and has every type of game from … Continue reading The Action Packed, But Also Very Touching, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Saucer Men From Neptune
Handsome Joe Goes Up In A Balloon
...and a happy adventure ensues The Doclopedia #1,370 The Alphabet: Gardener Dome, Mars “R” R is for Rabbit Vanetti First off, yes, his first name really is Rabbit. It's a long story. Secondly, he is the main representative of the World Government of Mars in Gardener Dome. Third, he is also a farmer. Rabbit … Continue reading Handsome Joe Goes Up In A Balloon
The Red Dog Loves Her Bunny
...and her bunny loves her back The Doclopedia #1,369 The Alphabet: Gardener Dome, Mars “Q” Q is for: Quinksy Martha “Quinksy” Quinkmiller is the owner of the “Restful Refuge” bed & breakfast in Gardener Dome. Her establishment is very popular with tourists who enjoy an old fashioned cottage atmosphere. Quinksy has three small cottages … Continue reading The Red Dog Loves Her Bunny
Title Under Construction
...thank you for your patience The Doclopedia #1,368 The Alphabet: Gardener Dome, Mars “P” P is for: Penny West Penny is an artist and her medium of choice is yarn that she spins from the wool of her own sheep. She knits the yarn into blankets, hats, sweaters and many other things. Sometimes she just … Continue reading Title Under Construction
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