...no, not there The Doclopedia #2,59 Assorted Non-Player Characters: Fancy Fancy Jodao is a white female Persian cat that shares a home with the Jodao family in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil. She is 4 years old, has blue eyes and is quite spoiled by her humans.She's also one of the top field agents fot the … Continue reading Please Insert Your Card
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The Candy Gnomes Are Getting Too Old For This Shit.
...really, they are The Doclopedia #2,508 Assorted Non-Player Characters: Fazil Al Wazid If you are a tired and hungry traveler, the tents of Wazid are always open to you, assuming you have but the smallest amount of coin, of course.Located at the large Oasis of the Two Serpents, this comfortable waystation can offer clean beds, … Continue reading The Candy Gnomes Are Getting Too Old For This Shit.
We Buy Used Cryptids!
...if they are in good condition The Doclopedia #2,507 Assorted Non-Player Characters: Asmarak Quaseel Fenlod Asmarak is a busy woman, so you'd better damned well know what you want when you walk into her body modification salon on Turmoris 3. You probably also want to have a good chunk of money at your disposal, because … Continue reading We Buy Used Cryptids!
Seven Lucky Porcupines
...and how they grew The Doclopedia #2,506 Assorted Non-Player Characters: Wes Landry Wes Landry deal in transportation. Could be cars, could be horses, could be jets packs. Wes and his business can turn up in just about any genre. You can buy a good used mode of transport, or buy something new, because he has … Continue reading Seven Lucky Porcupines
Early Days At The Giraffe Ranch
...git them dogies movin'! The Doclopedia #2,505 Assorted Non-Player Characters: Stewpot Sammy In a major city in a modern fantasy setting, Stewpot Sammy runs a very popular cafe in the low income section of town. As the name implies, he is noted for his delicious stew, which also has the advantage of being inexpensive. A … Continue reading Early Days At The Giraffe Ranch
Don’t Take The Left Turn After Midnight
...or on alternate Sundays The Doclopedia #2,504 Assorted Non-Player Characters: Buggerhonk Buggerhonk is a goblin who lives in the undercity beneath a very large fantasy city. Unlike many of his species, he has no real desire to wage war on the humans, elves, etc. No, Buggerhonk moved to the city to make money and live … Continue reading Don’t Take The Left Turn After Midnight
Violent Guppies Terrorized My Blennies
...those damned little watery thugs The Doclopedia #2,503 Lost Movies of Earth 2-B: Hank and Earl Back On The Farm (1948)This was the last film in the popular “Hank and Earl' series of 6 films. These comedies from Columbia Studious followed the misadventures of Hank Grover, played by Paul Dibbs, and Earl Munk, played by … Continue reading Violent Guppies Terrorized My Blennies
Blizzard In The Game Room
...it was not that kind of snow The Doclopedia #2,502 Lost Movies of Earth 2-B: Gangsters Go To War! (1943) Another film lost in the 1950 Pittsburg Film Warehouse Fire, this was a comedy from low budget specialists World Film Production. The plot, such as it was, had several gangsters deciding to do their patriotic … Continue reading Blizzard In The Game Room
The Absolutely Unexpected, But Also Very Welcome, Return Of Mostly Purple Patty
...co-starring her pet newt, Kyle The Doclopedia #2,501 Lost Movies of Earth 2-B: No Light To Die By (1942) How can a movie be lost and still exist? By being too good at what it sets out to be, apparently. Directed by James Whale and starring Boris Karloff, Richard Franklin, June Denning, and Vincent Price, … Continue reading The Absolutely Unexpected, But Also Very Welcome, Return Of Mostly Purple Patty
What Can You Steal In A Cornfield?
...it was a legit question The Doclopedia #2,500 Lost Movies of Earth 2-B: Gold Rush Gertie (1939) Between 1936 and 1945, Warner Sisters made 8 movies in the “Gertie” series. Each movie starred Betty Zoles as Gertrude “Gertie” Wilson, a good natured, but clumsy, woman. Known for her great slapstick timing and wisecracking comments, Zoles … Continue reading What Can You Steal In A Cornfield?
Henry The Smelly Sheep
...he hangs out with skunks The Doclopedia #2,499 Lost Movies of Earth 2-B: Sherlock Holmes In Paris (1936 Despite being a cheap “poverty row” production and not being filmed anywhere near France, this was a surprisingly good Sherlock Holmes story. It featured Arthur Reedly as Holmes, Harold Barrett as Dr. Watson, Alice Wintergreen as Irene … Continue reading Henry The Smelly Sheep
Mexican Jenny Caught A Millionaire
...two years later, she threw him back The Doclopedia #2,498 Lost Movies of Earth 2-B: The Man In White (1933) By all accounts, this movie was an excellent murder mystery with elements of the supernatural. Viewers were kept guessing who the killer was right up to the final 5 minutes.Set in a British countryside manor … Continue reading Mexican Jenny Caught A Millionaire
He Was Swanky, She Was Cranky, There Wasn’t Going To Be Any Hanky Panky
...now hand me a hanky The Doclopedia #2,497 Lost Movies of Earth 2-B: Redheads On Broadway (1931) This movie was just one of many musical comedies made in the thirties, and it was nothing special, unless you count the focus on redheaded showgirls in a black and white movie. The songs, dance pieces, jokes and … Continue reading He Was Swanky, She Was Cranky, There Wasn’t Going To Be Any Hanky Panky
This Was The End
...of what, we don't know The Doclopedia #2,496 Old Time Radio: G-Man Action Theater Tires squeal, guns fire, and the chase is on! Every week you'll hear true stories of brave government agents going after mobsters, spies, and other criminals. These stories are told just as they happened, so make sure you have an hour … Continue reading This Was The End
Squirrels VS Mobsters
...damned if the squirrels didn't win The Doclopedia #2,495 Old Time Radio: Life With Bucky & Squint Have a laughing good time on Tuesdays at 8:00 by listening to the hilarious misadventures of Bucky & Squint. What get rich quick scheme or dating problems will those two wacky teens get into this week? Co-starring Merton … Continue reading Squirrels VS Mobsters
Hot Rod Sally And The Dog Who Wore Pants
...they were quite a pair The Doclopedia #2,494 Old Time Radio: Tales From The Haunted Shack Every Friday night at 9:00, it's time for more terrifying tales of horror and the supernatural. Come with Old Mac, the caretaker, through the spooky woods to his little shack. Once you get there, he'll tell you tales to … Continue reading Hot Rod Sally And The Dog Who Wore Pants
So Then We Had To Jump In The Canal
...and the water was hella cold The Doclopedia #2,493 Old Time Radio: An Evening At The Blue Moon You may not be able to make it to New York's hottest nightclub, but this program is almost like being there. Spend 90 minutes with Vern Lester and his Orchestra, along with guest singers, comedians, and your … Continue reading So Then We Had To Jump In The Canal
The Clown Museum Was Not Popular
...not even with clowns The Doclopedia #2,492 Old Time Radio: You Want To Bet? It's a fun half hour of game show excitement and celebrity hijinks when you tune in to You Want To Bet?, the show where people bet on what they think they know. Featuring movie stars, sports heroes, radio celebrities, and famous … Continue reading The Clown Museum Was Not Popular
Looking For That Lost Lego
...before you step on it The Doclopedia #2,491 Old Time Radio: The Adventures Of Buck BuckleyJoin us on Wednesdays at 6:15, it's time for the wild and wooly adventures of Buck Buckley. Join Buck and his horse, Joe, as they travel the wild west looking for work, adventure, and bad varmints to deal with. And … Continue reading Looking For That Lost Lego
A Green Light On The Moor
...very creepy The Doclopedia #2,490 Old Time Radio: Maggie Malloy, Girl Detective Every week, 18 year old Maggie Malloy and her partners, Susan and Freckles, solve crimes in their home town of Candleville. Helping them, or sometimes just hanging around, are Detective Al Malloy, Bobby Andrews, Miss Harwood, and, of course, Spanky the Dog. Tune … Continue reading A Green Light On The Moor
Bucky & Squint Ride The Big Wave
...it was actually a flash flood and they were in a car The Doclopedia #2,489 Updates For...: Stuff You Need: Primitive Cave Dweller1: Fire! Fire good, until fire get out of control, then caveman in big trouble. Fire still good, but keep water close by. 2: Woman! Woman very good, except for sometimes during month … Continue reading Bucky & Squint Ride The Big Wave
Demon Dancer Yumika
...more fake anime The Doclopedia #2,488 Updates For...: Stuff You Need: Criminal Mastermind 1: A lair, hideout, sanctum, laboratory or general headquarters. Popular locations include islands, mountain tops, undersea cities, old subway tunnels, abandoned factories and lost cities in the jungle. Recently, old military bases, Chinese ghost cities, and Antarctic bases under the ice have … Continue reading Demon Dancer Yumika
The Sad Tale Of The Weremouse Of London
...everyone laughed at him The Doclopedia #2,487 Updates For...: Stuff You Need: Dungeon Raider 1: Bravery and determination! You probably already have plenty of greed and recklessness. 2: The Wizard’s Guild’s list of Class Three Wizards that have not yet raided a dungeon. These young practitioners of The Art are fully approved for use of … Continue reading The Sad Tale Of The Weremouse Of London
The Candy Fairies Have Gone Crazy!
...they're all high on nougat The Doclopedia #2,486 Updates For...: Stuff You Need: Planetary Scout 1: A good dependable spaceship, preferably one with plenty of room for yourself, a crew and a whole bunch of supplies. Oh, and an excellent communications system, because you’ll be out on the frontier and you may need some help … Continue reading The Candy Fairies Have Gone Crazy!
Cooking Up A Little Yum Yum Sauce
...it goes great on meat The Doclopedia #2,485 Updates For...: Stuff You Need: Pulp Adventurer 1: Gadgets, lots and lots of gadgets hidden all over your person. Probably not good to think about what might happen if you get in an accident and they all go off at once.To help prevent accidental release of dangerous … Continue reading Cooking Up A Little Yum Yum Sauce
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