...sounds pretty elfy to me. . The Doclopedia #1,710 It’s In The Bag!: The Doggy Poop Bag . "Honey! HONEY! You've gotta see this! Look here, in the poop bag. Yes, that's dog poop but look at it. Yeah, those are gold nuggets! No, they weren't on the ground where he shit. It just came … Continue reading Moon Juice And Starlight Pie
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Module E-1: Escape From The Castle Of The Vampire
...for characters level 5-7 . The Doclopedia #1,708 It’s In The Bag!: The Body Bag . It had been a long night for Tony and Leon. They had done 3 car crashes, a shootout between two rival gangs and an old dude who had been sick a long time, but had apparently been suffocated by … Continue reading Module E-1: Escape From The Castle Of The Vampire
The Long Hello
...not a hardboiled crime story . The Doclopedia #1,706 Tiny Folk Of Note: Yano Hacker . The New York Stock Exchange is one of the most internet connected places on Earth. That's why Yano Hacker and his wife, Breema, live there. For most of their 10,000 year history, the Tiny Folk did not make much … Continue reading The Long Hello
The Rare And Beautiful Long Finned Snotfish Of Potawango Island
...don't get any snot on you . The Doclopedia #1,704 Tiny Folk Of Note: Talinda Tunneler . First off, Talinda does not dig tunnels. She is, however, the greatest tunnel guide in the London Metropolitan area. If you need to get from Point A to Point B, or anywhere else, Talinda is the woman to … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Long Finned Snotfish Of Potawango Island
By The Time We Got To Plan E, We Just Said To Hell With It.
...probably should have stopped at C . The Doclopedia #1,702 Tiny Folk Of Note: Hiroshi Yukan'na . His last name means “The Brave”, and he certainly is. To the Tiny Folk living in Kirishima Kinkowan National Park, in Japan, he is the Great Protector, well known for saving lives, fighting off predators and outwitting humans. … Continue reading By The Time We Got To Plan E, We Just Said To Hell With It.
The Five Things You Need To Watch Out For
...#3: axe murderers . The Doclopedia #1,700 Tiny Folk Of Note: Komi Quickshears . Most of the tiny folk get the fibers they use for clothing from animals like rabbits, squirrels, cats, dogs or even sheep, some prefer more exotic fur and hair for some purposes. That's where Komi Quickshears comes in. A native of … Continue reading The Five Things You Need To Watch Out For
A Handbook About Hands & Books
...it's a very handy book . The Doclopedia #1,697 My Family: Uncle Red . Uncle Red was, in most ways, about as ordinary a person as you could imagine. Dairy farmer, churchgoer, lifelong Democrat, Giants & 49ers fan, married 54 years, 4 kids, etc, etc. You might even call him boring. Except for the fact … Continue reading A Handbook About Hands & Books
A Little Knight Music
...he's only 5' 4", but has a wonderful singing voice . The Doclopedia #1,694 My Family: Cousin Emma . Poor Emma. She's about the nicest person you could ever meet, but her luck with husbands is just terrible. She's married to a nice guy now, but her first three were cads. Charlie, her first husband, … Continue reading A Little Knight Music
PRAWN ATTACK!
...run, damn you, run! . The Doclopedia #1,692 And Then...: The Self Driving Car Catastrophe . Look, Officer, I can explain this. God knows I'll have to explain it to our moms & dads when they get here. Oh Christ, I'll be grounded forever and Jenna will be...oh, right, I'm sorry. So, we actually started … Continue reading PRAWN ATTACK!
My Cop Radar Saves The Day
...again . The Doclopedia #1,690 And Then...: The Delicious Stew Event . So yeah, our hunting and foraging went well, and then Hishik started cooking up a stew. Now as you well know, that lanky sand elf is a great cook. Why he's running with a bunch of fortune chasers like us, I'll never know. … Continue reading My Cop Radar Saves The Day
The Stuffed Full Of Turkey, But Ready To Eat Some More Pie Anyway, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Massacre At The Mall
...co-starring her pet spider monkey, Bruce . The Doclopedia #1,688 And Then...: The Escaped Cow Incident . Yeah, both cows got loose, and then, while we were chasing them, it started to rain and Clara, the Jersey, decided to just walk back home with my sister Ellen and my cousin Polly. But do you think … Continue reading The Stuffed Full Of Turkey, But Ready To Eat Some More Pie Anyway, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Massacre At The Mall
A New Kind Of Crazy
...the old kind is out of stock . The Doclopedia #1,686 New Spells: Una's Tasty Pie . First Circle Wizards often find that their selection of spells is a choice between detecting things, getting protected from harm, and attacking others. This spell offers the lowest rated Wizards a chance to do something else. Una's Tasty … Continue reading A New Kind Of Crazy
Chili On a Waffle
…might be tasty . The Doclopedia #1,683 New Spells: Musinia’s Rain Of Madness . A dangerous spell to cast, this Sixth Circle spell causes a cloud to appear over an area roughly 60 feet across, at an altitude of 100 feet. A light rain begins to fall and all sapient creatures touched by it are … Continue reading Chili On a Waffle
The Cranberry Fairies Hate The Gravy Elves
...war is coming on Turkey Day . The Doclopedia #1,681 New Spells: The Hex Of Persistent Illusion . Upon reaching the Fifth Circle, wizards can cast a particularly nasty spell, the Hex of Persistent Illusion. A long lasting spell, it will haunt the target for a full month. Simply put, the spell will cause the … Continue reading The Cranberry Fairies Hate The Gravy Elves
Doc Tempest And The Man Of Iron
...from the June, 1972 issue . The Doclopedia #1,679 New Spells: Ool's Fearsome Diversion . For wizards of the Fourth Circle or above, this spell can allow for escapes, attacks, or as the name implies, diversions of your target's attention. When cast, this spell will create a single large creature of the caster's choosing to … Continue reading Doc Tempest And The Man Of Iron
Catgirl Yami And The Devil Boy Twins
...she'll turn them good . The Doclopedia #1,676 Dog & Cats Living Together: Natasha & Boris . The Dog: Natasha, a pit mix The Cat: Boris, a mixed breed shorthair The Living Situation: Natasha & Boris have no actual home, because they are spies for the Non-Human Terran Alliance. They routinely travel around the Austin, … Continue reading Catgirl Yami And The Devil Boy Twins
Bucky & Squint Are Done Screwing Around!
...and then they both walked into a glass door . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #1,674 Dog & Cats Living Together: Jake & Frankie The Dog: Jake, a poodle/terrier mix The Cat: Frankie, an orange tabby The Living Situation: Jake & Frankie live in Oakland, California, with Je'Rome, a more or less starving artist. … Continue reading Bucky & Squint Are Done Screwing Around!
Insolent Centipedes Harassed My Sowbug
...the nerve! . Have I mentioned recently that posts like this (and there WILL be more posts exactly like this one) will be compiled, edited and turned into a PDF that you can get by supporting mt Patreon? Well, consider it mentioned and click on the big link at the bottom of this entry. Thank … Continue reading Insolent Centipedes Harassed My Sowbug
The Secret War Between Glasses And Cups
...civil wars are the worst . The Doclopedia #1,672 Random Character Creation (Horror): What Do You Do? 1: I'm a truck driver 2: I'm a geologist 3: I'm a department store clerk 4: I'm a soldier 5: I'm a college student 6: I'm an accountant 7: I'm a farmer 8: I'm a pilot 9: I'm … Continue reading The Secret War Between Glasses And Cups
Blunt Forks Trauma
...ouch! . The Doclopedia #1,671 Random Character Creation (Horror): Who Are You? 1: Larry Talbot, from Richmond, Virginia 2: Irina Vostokov, from Moscow, Russis 3: Mac Parker, from Toledo, Ohio 4: Leigh Cristopher, from Surrey, U.K. 5: Chan Fu, from San Francisco, California 6: Betty Brent, from New York, New York 7: Clint Wayne, from … Continue reading Blunt Forks Trauma
The Fish Hour
...glub glub glub . The final post for the "Wow, That's Big!" theme. I'm not sure what the next theme will be. Check back tomorrow. . The Doclopedia #1,670 Wow, That's Big!: The Eye Of Abeyllion The Eye of Abeyllion is a huge human eyeball the size of the planet Jupiter. No, it is not … Continue reading The Fish Hour
Tiger Girl Mayumi And Her Living Sword
...more fake anime . I meant to do three posts, but only had time for two. Final post for this theme will be up tomorrow. . The Doclopedia #1,668 Wow, That's Big!: The Giant All Beef Hot Dog At Ed's Big Weenie, a hot dog restaurant in Critter City, Texas, they have a 20 pound … Continue reading Tiger Girl Mayumi And Her Living Sword
Into The Quantum Soup With Dog And Bus
...for the next 25 hours . Only the one entry tonight, folks. I'll do three tomorrow night. . The Doclopedia #1,667 Wow, That's Big!: The Air Whale . Nobody on Earth 21-M knows where the extraterrestrial lifeform dubbed “The Air Whale” came from, but pretty much everyone on the planet has seen him more than … Continue reading Into The Quantum Soup With Dog And Bus
Handsome Joe And His Pals Play Pirates
...and sink Mrs. Yueng's rowboat . The Doclopedia #1,665 Wow, That's Big!: The Godskull Of Murn . First of all, the Godskull of Murn is not the skull of a god. It was the skull of a Storm Giant named Pargor that wanted to be three times the size of the largest Storm Giant ever. … Continue reading Handsome Joe And His Pals Play Pirates
Duet For Crying Baby And Pennywhistle
...sadly, not a popular piece . The Doclopedia #1,663 Wow, That's Big!: The West Coaster Roller Coaster . Built to be “the roller coaster experience of a lifetime”, The West Coaster starts with a 400 foot drop, goes through loops, twists, inversions, more drops, 3 swings out over the Pacific Coastline, and a ½ mile … Continue reading Duet For Crying Baby And Pennywhistle
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