...because it's more fun The Long & Winding Road Part 32 Ruins Of The Slime Running for 80 miles through the northeast corner of the Smoking Land, this section of The Road passes through two ruined cities, and is still made of smooth lava.The first ruin is encountered about 30 miles in. This city was … Continue reading Doin’ Stuff We Shouldn’t
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Crazy Debbie Was A Damned Fine Alien
...and so was I The Long & Winding Road Part 31 Lower Smoking Land And this is why the travelers smelled sulfur. This entire, very large area, is even more theremally active than Yellowstone. There are geysers, hot springs, small volcanoes, mud pots, and other geothermal features all over. The air smells like rotten eggs … Continue reading Crazy Debbie Was A Damned Fine Alien
Divine Swine Dine Fine On A Sublime Vine Of Mine
...and they drink wine The Long & Winding Road Part 30 Eastern Greatwood While the trees here are still enormous, this area is great bear free. There is much wildlife here, as well as the odd ruins of a village or two. This part of The Road is the same as the previous part. It … Continue reading Divine Swine Dine Fine On A Sublime Vine Of Mine
Soft Turtles
...very huggable The Long & Winding Road Part 29 Realm Of The Great Bear At the point where this 80 mile, southeast to northwest, part of the road starts, travelers will notice that the pine forest they passed through on the Dreaming Road has gotten larger. In fact, the trees are now twice as large, … Continue reading Soft Turtles
Squints McGraw, Public Investigator, And The Circus Murder Case
...spoiler: the clowns did it The Long & Winding Road Part 28 The Dreaming Road This 110 mile long, twisty and rambling, part of The Road is very weird and potentially deadly. The surface varies frequently. This highly enchanted pathway is wide, but almost immediately puts most intelligent humanoid beings into a dreamlike state, during … Continue reading Squints McGraw, Public Investigator, And The Circus Murder Case
Waffle Batter Slimes
...deadly as hell, but smell tasty The Long & Winding Road Part 27 Green Hills This pleasant land is hilly and crisscrossed by 4 rivers and several streams. The woods are of medium density and a mix of pines and deciduous trees. Game is plentiful and monsters are not uncommon. The Road here is dirt … Continue reading Waffle Batter Slimes
It’s All Fun & Games Until The Porcupine Attacks
...an amazingly fast creature The Long & Winding Road Part 26 Melwyn This 100 miles section of The Road runs through yet another halfling country. The area is a pleasant mix of woods, streams, farms, villages, and a 40 mile long lake on the river Vemtis.The halflings here are a bit rougher around the edges … Continue reading It’s All Fun & Games Until The Porcupine Attacks
The Three Days Late, But Still Sassy, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And John The Dog
...co-starring her new pal, Spongy Mick The Long & Winding Road Part 25 Happy Home The Road along this 80 mile section is fine gravel and runs straight north/south with very few deviations. To the east, the prairie is giving way to light forests, to the west it is similar, but hilly.At roughly the halfway … Continue reading The Three Days Late, But Still Sassy, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And John The Dog
The Dancing Elks In “I Love Las Vegas!”
...streaming on several channels The Long & Winding Road Part 24 Dakellin Dakellin is a country populated by Mountain Dwarves, who mine the distant moutains and the nearer hills. The Road runs along their eastern border, north/south for 110 miles. It is made of well crafted stone slabs.The dwarves here are not overly friendly and … Continue reading The Dancing Elks In “I Love Las Vegas!”
A New Type Of Lion, Another Sort Of Pride
...happy Pride Month! The Long & Winding Road Part 23 Land Of The Dead If you wondered what was up with the forts and increased population of northern Drenderland, this is why. Once, a prosperous and well populated kingdom was here. Now, thanks to evil necromancy gone wrong, it is a land of the ravenous … Continue reading A New Type Of Lion, Another Sort Of Pride
Drop That Pineapple, Kid!
...they weren't messing around The Long & Winding Road Part 22 Drenderland This north/south part of The Road is 90 miles long, with light forest to the west and prairie to the east. Few people live along the southern to middle part of The Road, although a good few frontiersmen/women live in the woods and … Continue reading Drop That Pineapple, Kid!
A Whole Lotta Fun In One Curvy Package
...you have no idea The Long & Winding Road Part 21 Pinnestar When the Road passes between two 30 foot tall golden obelisks, it enters the country of Pinnestar. The Road through this land is packed sand that somehow never drifts off the road bed.Eastern Pinnestar is in the same hills as Om La Om. … Continue reading A Whole Lotta Fun In One Curvy Package
Cephalopod News
...printed with squid ink The Long & Winding Road Part 20 Om La Om Here, the Road is the same as it is in Selwyn, but runs straight east-west, although mostly through larger and more heavily wooded hills.This country is inhabited by a sort of small, 5 foot tall, sasquatch. The call themselves the Om … Continue reading Cephalopod News
Jingle Your Jangle!
...but not too hard The Long & Winding Road Part 19 Skelwyn Following an 80 mile long portion of The Road that runs southwest, you enter the country of Selwyn.Selwyn is the home of halflings, along with a very few other folks. It is a land of villages, farms, and orchards. While most of it … Continue reading Jingle Your Jangle!
The Rare And Beautiful Speckled Rock Quail Of Potawango Island
...such wonderful creatures The Long & Winding Road Part 18 The Rift Upon leaving Foresta, the land starts to slope downward gently for about 40 miles, until it reaches the 50 mile long, 4 mile wide, and at least 1 mile deep, tear in the planet's surface known as The Rift.This part of the Road … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Speckled Rock Quail Of Potawango Island
Who Put That There?
...it was you, wasn't it? The Long & Winding Road Part 17 Foresta No sooner do you leave the disturbing Great Ruins, than you enter a large area of light to moderate forest popping up out of the prairie.This 130 mile stretch of the Road takes a southeasternly turn right through the middle of Foresta. … Continue reading Who Put That There?
Strange Little Freaks
...but nice. The Long & Winding Road Part 16 The Great Ruins Imagine an area 100 miles from north to south, and 80 miles wide, filled with the ruins of great cities, large towns, and villages of all sizes.Now, make those ruins three times the size of what the average human would build, and you've … Continue reading Strange Little Freaks
More Songs About Hamsters & Free Parking
...free parking? The Long & Winding Road Part 15 LanmaziCovering an area of nearly 40,000 square miles, Lanmazi is a land of mostly nomadic people. There are two small cities. To the north is Zamlali, while to the south is Junmezee. The rest of the country is dotted with colorful tent villages that move around … Continue reading More Songs About Hamsters & Free Parking
Porkchop Meets Rough Donna
...and he was forever changed by it. The Long & Winding Road Part 14 The Western Badlands Twisting in and out of the western side of the Badlands for most of it's way, this part of the Road is 200 miles long and passes by many large stone pillars. Some of them are nearly 100 … Continue reading Porkchop Meets Rough Donna
We Won’t See Ed’s Big Weenie This Summer
...sadly The Long & Winding Road Part 13 The Northern Badlands This part of The Road runs pretty straight east to west, but does move through a couple of twisty canyons. It is much wilder country than the eastern area. There might be a few more monsters here.The most amazing thing is that at around … Continue reading We Won’t See Ed’s Big Weenie This Summer
The Pizza Goblins And The Cheese Dwarves Throw Down
...gonna be some ass whuppin' The Long & Winding Road Part 12 The Eastern Badlands This is where prairie gives way to a land of canyons, buttes, rocky areas, and sparse grasslands. The Road becomes very hard packed earth here. It turns due north a few miles in and water is scarce, but not unavailable.While … Continue reading The Pizza Goblins And The Cheese Dwarves Throw Down
Dungeons & Drummers
...2nd edition The Long & Winding Road Part 11 Kortas, The Farmlands The Kingdom of Kortas is dominated by by one large city, Atron, surrounded by almost 20,000 miles of well irrigated farmland. Thanks to a manmade reservoir, a small river, and thousands of miles of irrigation ditches and canals, the Kortasians have turned the … Continue reading Dungeons & Drummers
Speculative Friction
...can be fun The Long & Winding Road Part 10 The Dead ForestThis stretch of the road is 125 miles of weirdness. First of all, the Road itself has become a 20 foot wide grass path. The grass is green, lush, about 4 inches tall, and horses will love eating it.However, the dead forest goes … Continue reading Speculative Friction
Bucky And Squint Leave Seattle Late
...late at night, and very fast The Long & Winding Road Part 9 Quosil, The MagelandWhen the Road crosses over into this country, it become smoother, flatter, and looks much like a modern 4 land street. It remain so for the entire 90 miles.This is Quosil, the Realm of Magic, as a large sign at … Continue reading Bucky And Squint Leave Seattle Late
Trysting The Knight Away
...it was a hot knight The Long & Winding Road Part 8 Yanteer, The Land Of Master TradersUpon leaving the Grazelands, the Road follows the river, never straying more than a mile from it. The Road itself is unchanged, but the country they have entered is Yanteer, and the town at the northern border will … Continue reading Trysting The Knight Away
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