...keeps 'em happy The Doclopedia #3,386 The Alphabet Bestiary: U Is For...Uxvu Name: Uxvu Type: Mutant Size: Big 7 feet long, 6 feet tall, 2,500 pounds Habitat: Coastline of Northern Wu General Information: Uxvu started life as Uxog, a large ape, and Vutun, a prize draft horse. Both of these animals were on exhibition at … Continue reading Hat Food →

...don't step in it The Doclopedia #3,385 The Alphabet Bestiary: T Is For...Tempting Mimic Name: Tempting Mimic Type: Shapeshifter Size: 5 to 200 pounds Habitat: Almost anywhere except frozen wastes and scorching deserts General Information: In most ways, these creatures are like the common Mimic,but they have one deadly difference: they can scan the minds … Continue reading Jump Over That Mess →

...take that, froggie! The Doclopedia #3,384 The Alphabet Bestiary: S Is For...Scavenging Mold Name: Scavenging Mold Type: Ooze Size: 6-10 inches high, 3-8 feet across Habitat: Warm, damp places General Information: While not dangerous to living creatures, most find the look and musty odor of these creatures distasteful. They resemble a carpet of grey fuzz … Continue reading Chapter 402: In Which Our Hero, His Girlfriend Polly, And A Friendly Bear Cause The French King To Wet Himself In Public →

...and other stupid stories The Doclopedia #3,383 The Alphabet Bestiary: R Is For...Raccoon Troll Name: Raccoon Troll Type: Troll Size: Medium 7 feet tall, 200 pounds Habitat: The Central Forest of Kalkadia and surounding areas General Information: Raccoon Trolls get their name from both the dark mask marking on their faces, and their furry bodies. … Continue reading Sleeping in The Dust →

...but only about 43% successful The Doclopedia #3,382 The Alphabet Bestiary: Q Is For...Queezo Dog Name: Queezo Dog Type: Dog Size: Large 3' tall at the shoulders, 130 pounds Habitat: Western half of the Miradin continent General Information: These large, good natured dogs resemble Great Danes with short red and white coats. Their behavior is … Continue reading Trying To Be A Good Boy →

...32 pages, $15.00 The Doclopedia #3,381 The Alphabet Bestiary: P Is For...Pooloxin Name: Pooloxin Type: Unique Size: Medium, 5' 6”, 120 pounds Habitat: Almost anywhere General Information: Once upon a time, Alkiv Pooloxin was a Queen in some country that no longer exists. She was a very evil Queen, heartless and cruel. One day, after … Continue reading Your Guide to Responsible Mayhem →

...no ducks with bucks, either The Doclopedia #3,380 The Alphabet Bestiary: O Is For...Old Book Demon Name: Old Book Demon Type: Minor Demon Size: Very Small, 6 inches Habitat: Old Books General Information: Old Book Demons are minor demons that have been punished by more powerful demons.This punishment takes the form of turning them into … Continue reading Not In This Issue: Goats In Boats, Fools In Pools, Kids With Squids →

...co-starring her very nervous cousins, Griz and Liz The Doclopedia #3,379 The Alphabet Bestiary: N Is For...Nemflies Name: Nemflies Type: Insect Size: Tiny Habitat: The Great Daijor Swamp General Information: These highly annoying flies are, fortunately found only in the enormous Daijor Swamp that covers several hundred square miles of southern Lai Coro. In that … Continue reading The Getting Ready For A Month Of Horror Movies Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Spooky Living Room →

...a new cereal The Doclopedia #3,378 The Alphabet Bestiary: M Is For...Mist Ape Name: Mist Ape Type: Magical Creature Size: Medium Habitat: Coastal Jungles General Information: In almost all respects, Mist Apes look like small chimpanzees with a much lighter fur and skin color. In behavior, they are much less violent and will do all … Continue reading Snake Flakes →

...for fishing on the river The Doclopedia #3,377 The Alphabet Bestiary: L Is For...Leaf Mummy Name: Leaf Mummy Type: Undead Size: Medium to Large Habitat: Deciduous Forests General Information: Sometimes, a person afflicted with Mummy Rot will die while traveling through a forest. If the body is not thoroughly burned or blessed by a high … Continue reading Happy Harry And His Dog, Fritz, Buy A Boat →

...freakin' secret doors everywhere! The Doclopedia #3,376 The Alphabet Bestiary: K Is For...Kylinga Name: Kylinga Type: Medium Predator Size: 3-4 feet long, 30-40 pounds Habitat: Temperate forests and fields General Information: Looking like nothing so much as a large, chubby weasel, these deadly predators are deadly hunters who do not mind including the flesh of … Continue reading The Dungeon Of The Secret Doors →

...learn about skinks The Doclopedia #3,375 The Alphabet Bestiary: J Is For...Jelly Fox Name: Jelly Fox Type: Magical Creation Size: Small, 10 pounds, 32 inches long Habitat: Any area of high magic General Information: Jelly Foxes are not any sort of actual fox, but are shaped like one. In fact, they are a sort of … Continue reading Skinkology →

...haha, like he knows The Doclopedia #3,374 The Alphabet Bestiary: I Is For...Iron Beast Of Arkos Name: Iron Beast Of Arkos Type: Enormous Iron Golem Size: 300 feet tall, weight unknown Habitat: Arkosian Empire General Information: This gigantic golem was created after Yarkos the Second, Sorcerer King of Arkos, had a fever dream that he … Continue reading Uncle Doc Talks To You About Getting Your Shit Together →

...you'll feel much better The Doclopedia #3,373 The Alphabet Bestiary: H Is For...Hoomka Name: Hoomka Type: Small Fae Size: 1 foot tall, 1.5 pounds Habitat: Light temperate woods General Information: Not all creatures are dangerous or annoying. Hoomkas, despite being a type of fae, are friendly, helpful, and if you'll excuse us, positively adorable. Hoomka … Continue reading Just Take Some Time Out To Scream →

...as told by Yoyo Brian Cross The Doclopedia #3,372 The Alphabet Bestiary: G Is For...Grim Lady Name: Grim Lady Type: Undead Size: Medium, 5' 6”, 140 pounds Habitat: Haunted Areas General Information: Grim Ladys are terrifying undead who hunger for the eyes and tongues of the living, which they rip out with their claws while … Continue reading Sherlock Holmes And The Adventure Of The Tenacious Terrier →

...we're your handymen The Doclopedia #3,372 The Alphabet Bestiary: F Is For...Famtor Name: Famtor Type: Unique Chimera Size: Large, 500 pounds, 7 feet tall Habitat: Large cities General Information: Famtor was most probably created in some sort of magical accident, as many singular creatures are. Some are dangerous, some are harmless, but all of them … Continue reading We’ll Fix Your Broken Heart →

...and you're going to answer them, see? The Doclopedia #3,372 The Alphabet Bestiary: E Is For...Ectoslugs Name: Ectoslugs Type: Undead Gastropod Size: Small, 6 inches Habitat: Areas of mass death near gardens General Information: Imagine a large garden slug. Now make it very pale and incorporeal due to being a ghostly thing. That is an … Continue reading Quiet Podowski Has Some Questions →

...and drove 4 miles to bingo The Doclopedia #3,371 The Alphabet Bestiary: D Is For...Dirt Eels Name: Dirt Eels Type: Amphibious Size: Small, 2-4 feet long Habitat: Moist to wet soil in temperate climates General Information: While not dangerous, Dirt Eels can be annoying because they live in very large groups and will swarm all … Continue reading Grandpa Vern Steals The Car →

...like the bad dogs do The Doclopedia #3,370 The Alphabet Bestiary: C Is For...Climbing Terror Name: Climbing Terror Type: Arachnid Size: Large 7 feet long, 3 feet tall Habitat: Large Ruins, Deep Old Growth Forests, Canyons General Information: Climbing Terrors are very large arachnids that spend much of their time on vertical surfaces, waiting for … Continue reading Doing That Bad Dog Boogie →

...nope The Doclopedia #3,369 The Alphabet Bestiary: B Is For...Buragas Name: Buragas Type: Medium Predator Size: 3 feet long, 10 inches tall Habitat: Deserts, plains, light woods General Information: Buragas somewhat resemble wolverines, but are less aggressive, faster, and hunt in packs of from 4 to 10. Their favorite prey includes rodents, ground dwelling birds, … Continue reading Bog Salad →

...one does not just walk into more doors The Doclopedia #3,368 The Alphabet Bestiary: A Is For...Aplox Name: Aplox Type: Herbivorous Biped Size: Large 9-11 feet tall Habitat: Subtropical forests General Information: Aplox have short,very plush fur covering almost all of their bodies except the soles of their feet, palms of their hands, and faces. … Continue reading Doors And More Doors →