...they were blue, damn it The Doclopedia #3,354 A Bag Of Many...: Balls This magical bag is outwardly no larger than a 10 pound flour sack, but from it you can remove balls up to a meter across. Everything from ping pong balls to beach balls might come out, including magical balls like Ball of … Continue reading The Blue Pancake Affair
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Mary Fleen Has It Under Control
...or does she? The Doclopedia #3,353 Alt. Conventions: KingCon A con for kings? On Fantasy Earth 12, you betcha! With roughly 1,500 kingdoms scattered about, and ranging from small to large, there are plenty of kings around to attend.Oddly, this convention is always held in the Coltaran Empire, which is ruled and dominated by women. … Continue reading Mary Fleen Has It Under Control
Mooncats Attack!
...the carnage was horrifying The Doclopedia #3,352 Alt. Conventions: Super Con Super Con is not a convention that superpowered people attend. No, this Earth 566-F con is actually where normal folks come to try and get superpowers and then, if they do get them, learn the ins and outs of heroing. There is also a … Continue reading Mooncats Attack!
Uncle Juicy Was Always Fun
...unless he was sober The Doclopedia #3,351 Alt. Conventions: Hippie Convergence West On Earth 4-A, there was no 1967 Summer of Love. Instead, from 1966 to 1972, there were SEVEN Summers of Love. By 1968, the phenomenon and culture could be found in many countries all over the world. Combined with the Influenza Pandemic of … Continue reading Uncle Juicy Was Always Fun
Not In This Issue: Warthogs, Spoons, Cheese Toasties, Or Mice
...mmmm...cheese toasties The Doclopedia #3,350 Alt. Conventions: DungeonCon This exclusive Earth 3-G gaming con is held in an actual dungeon. The brainchild of a very wealthy and not completely sane RPG gamer, this dungeon has 101 rooms, lots of hallways, non-lethal/injurious traps, secret doors, and even monsters. These “monsters” are either robots or gamers looking … Continue reading Not In This Issue: Warthogs, Spoons, Cheese Toasties, Or Mice
Well That Was A Strange Sight
...naked elves The Doclopedia #3,449 Alt. Conventions: CryptidCon On Earth 715-B, cryptids are very real and humans see them often enough that there is pretty much no doubt they exist. As to why nobody ever has caught one alive? A: they can transform to look like other lifeforms, and B: they go to CriptydCon every … Continue reading Well That Was A Strange Sight
Yes, We Have Pickled Fleems!
...sold by the dozen The Doclopedia #3,448 Strange Bandanas: The Teddy Bears One Cream colored and covered with little teddy bears doing all sorts of things, this bandana is a favorite of small children. I like it a lot. The power it bestows is to bring the teddy bears off of the bandana and have … Continue reading Yes, We Have Pickled Fleems!
My Life As A Crimefighter
...it didn't last long The Doclopedia #3,447 Strange Bandanas: The Yellow Vines One I think I got this red bandana covered in yellow vines back in 1923 in Singapore, but I'm not 100% sure. What I am sure of is that I can make those vines come off of the bandana to grab things or … Continue reading My Life As A Crimefighter
Only A Little Chaotic
...mostly on the weekend The Doclopedia #3,446 Strange Bandanas: The TARDIS One No, this one does not summon up a TARDIS. I already have one, although she's both a mutant and an outcast heretic. This bandana, which is black with 2 inch tall TARDIS' on it, lets me access any Doctor's TARDIS and snoop around … Continue reading Only A Little Chaotic
Raisin Bread Battle
...it will get bloody The Doclopedia #3,445 Strange Bandanas: The Orange, Pink, and Yellow One My wonderful wife, a graduate of Hogwarts (Class of 2010!), conjured this one up for me for our 20th anniversary. It's absolutely beautiful and completely resistant to any form of dirt or stain. It's also infused with enough magic that … Continue reading Raisin Bread Battle
Module K-1: The Destroyed Village
...no survivorsThe Doclopedia #3,444 Strange Bandanas: The Guinness One This one is great, because once a day, I can summon a pint of Guinness stout to me. And it's the genuine Irish stuff, not what we get here in the USA. When I'm done drinking, the pint glass disappears. I figure it goes back to … Continue reading Module K-1: The Destroyed Village
Twelve Tired Turkeys
...they've been working hard The Doclopedia #3,443 Strange Bandanas: The Dragon One I got this one from a real dragon who owed me a favor. His name was Harlimofrizok, and this came from his personal hoard. It has a coupleof cool powers connected to it. Once a day I can breathe dragonfire, which is kind … Continue reading Twelve Tired Turkeys
Alfred And Jarvis Talk About Stuff
...with special guest Jeeves The Doclopedia #3,442 Strange Bandanas: The Black & Green Tie Dyed One I bought this one from a street seller in Mexico City back in 1982. It cost me 25 cents. It gives my the ability to find any sort of plant in about a 100 yard radius. For a gardener … Continue reading Alfred And Jarvis Talk About Stuff
Odd Happenings In The Old Outhouse
...do NOT go in there The Doclopedia #3,441 Alt. Superhero Origins: The Amazon She really is an Amazon warrior. Her powers are real. But here's the deal: She was kicked off the Amazon island because when she was younger, she was a total bitch. Nobody liked her, so her mom took away her powers and … Continue reading Odd Happenings In The Old Outhouse
Horace The Sheep
...a cautionary tale The Doclopedia #3,440 Alt. Superhero Origins: The Supreme Sorcerer Dude He's Merlin! He's like 1,600 years old and he just changes his body every century or so. If you get him drunk, he starts talking about Arthur and Camelot and all that. I mean, he's powerful and shit, but also kind of … Continue reading Horace The Sheep
The Winslow Boys Lose A Bundle
...they bet on the wrong team The Doclopedia #3,439 Alt. Superhero Origins: The Girl Squirrel You want to know what happens when a radioactive human woman bites a female squirrel? This chick happens! She's mostly human now, but still has the climbing ability and speed of a squirrel. She can also communicate with nearby squirrels, … Continue reading The Winslow Boys Lose A Bundle
The Story Of My Younger Years
...not suitable reading for humans The Doclopedia #3,437 Alt. Superhero Origins: The Bat Guy On Earth 300-F, he started being a vigilante because he was married to a woman his domineering parents chose for him. He just wanted to get out of the house and work off his anger, so he figured beating the shit … Continue reading The Story Of My Younger Years
This Is Basic Stuff
...advanced stuff is next year The Doclopedia #3,436 What The Hell Was That?: Naked Dude Running “Dudes, look! Some guy running down the street butt ass naked! Hahaha! Wait, wait! Now there's two chicks chasing him. Does that one have a gun? Shit, dude better run faster,or...WOAH! Look at all those cops! Shit is getting … Continue reading This Is Basic Stuff
Just Me And My Pet Echidna
...hanging out at home The Doclopedia #3,435 What The Hell Was That?: Terrible Smell “Sweet Mother of God! What the hell is that stink? Slim, was that you? Jack? Couldn't have been Texas, he's down at the creek washin' up dishes. Horses are down wind of us. Weren't no skunk. Ain't no skunk ever smelled … Continue reading Just Me And My Pet Echidna
Reality Will Be Postponed Tonight
...and nobody is complaining The Doclopedia #3,434 What The Hell Was That?: Short Wind Storm “That was a hell of a wind storm for the 30 seconds it lasted. Tirdon, do you have any idea what caused it? An air elemental? Not likely. Feri, Breek, and I met an air elemental a few years back, … Continue reading Reality Will Be Postponed Tonight
The Raccoon Story
...starring raccoons! The Doclopedia #3,433 What The Hell Was That?: Multicolor Fireball “Miss Redfoot, despite my being 167 years old, a Grand Master of Wizardry, having taught here for 52 years, and having adventured for 30 years in my youth, I have never, not even once, seen a Fireball change color 6 times before striking … Continue reading The Raccoon Story
Ziggy Zagged
...Ziggy regretted that The Doclopedia #3,432 What The Hell Was That?: Low Moan “M..M..Mac! Did you just hear a low moan? Because I just heard a low moan and it didn't come from you or me, so where did it come from? Look around? Mac, I don't even want to be here. This warehouse is … Continue reading Ziggy Zagged
Ask Me About Our EZ Credit!
...interest is only 90% The Doclopedia #3,431 What The Hell Was That?: Pig Stampede “Holy crap, Carol, are you okay? How about you, Aggie? Good, good. Where the hell did all those pigs come from? There must have been 200 of them. Durkin's farm? Yeah, that is just over the hill. I don't know what … Continue reading Ask Me About Our EZ Credit!
Toy Drum On The Table
...ratatatat The Doclopedia #3,430 What The Hell Was That?: A Hot Sneeze “Sweet mother of a hundred cats, what the hell kind of sneeze was that, Gurndl? A gout of flame two feet long shot out of your nose! Wait! Wait! You tasted some of that Draconic Ale, didn't you? Master Zavard will not be … Continue reading Toy Drum On The Table
The Dancey, Romancey, Get Out Of Your Pants-y Story of Mostly Purple Patty And The Junior Prom
...co-starring her date, Buffly Blue Brad The Doclopedia #3,429 Doing Things In Different Genres: Getting Paid Pulp: Either your wealthy benefactor pays you, or you take a generous cut from the valuable stuff you found on your recent adventure. Old West: The bounty on the Kansas Kid was $200.00, and you can collect it from … Continue reading The Dancey, Romancey, Get Out Of Your Pants-y Story of Mostly Purple Patty And The Junior Prom
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