...ouch! . The Doclopedia #1,671 Random Character Creation (Horror): Who Are You? 1: Larry Talbot, from Richmond, Virginia 2: Irina Vostokov, from Moscow, Russis 3: Mac Parker, from Toledo, Ohio 4: Leigh Cristopher, from Surrey, U.K. 5: Chan Fu, from San Francisco, California 6: Betty Brent, from New York, New York 7: Clint Wayne, from … Continue reading Blunt Forks Trauma
Author: Doc Cross
I'm Doc. I live in Sacramento, California with my wife, Grace, and two dogs named Yoyo and Duke. I've been blogging for 22 years. I'm a TTRPG gamer, a gardener, dog lover, cook, and unrepentant scalawag. I write things that I think people might enjoy reading, especially if they are roleplayers or just strange. I hope you enjoy reading my stuff.
The Fish Hour
...glub glub glub . The final post for the "Wow, That's Big!" theme. I'm not sure what the next theme will be. Check back tomorrow. . The Doclopedia #1,670 Wow, That's Big!: The Eye Of Abeyllion The Eye of Abeyllion is a huge human eyeball the size of the planet Jupiter. No, it is not … Continue reading The Fish Hour
Tiger Girl Mayumi And Her Living Sword
...more fake anime . I meant to do three posts, but only had time for two. Final post for this theme will be up tomorrow. . The Doclopedia #1,668 Wow, That's Big!: The Giant All Beef Hot Dog At Ed's Big Weenie, a hot dog restaurant in Critter City, Texas, they have a 20 pound … Continue reading Tiger Girl Mayumi And Her Living Sword
Into The Quantum Soup With Dog And Bus
...for the next 25 hours . Only the one entry tonight, folks. I'll do three tomorrow night. . The Doclopedia #1,667 Wow, That's Big!: The Air Whale . Nobody on Earth 21-M knows where the extraterrestrial lifeform dubbed “The Air Whale” came from, but pretty much everyone on the planet has seen him more than … Continue reading Into The Quantum Soup With Dog And Bus
Handsome Joe And His Pals Play Pirates
...and sink Mrs. Yueng's rowboat . The Doclopedia #1,665 Wow, That's Big!: The Godskull Of Murn . First of all, the Godskull of Murn is not the skull of a god. It was the skull of a Storm Giant named Pargor that wanted to be three times the size of the largest Storm Giant ever. … Continue reading Handsome Joe And His Pals Play Pirates
Duet For Crying Baby And Pennywhistle
...sadly, not a popular piece . The Doclopedia #1,663 Wow, That's Big!: The West Coaster Roller Coaster . Built to be “the roller coaster experience of a lifetime”, The West Coaster starts with a 400 foot drop, goes through loops, twists, inversions, more drops, 3 swings out over the Pacific Coastline, and a ½ mile … Continue reading Duet For Crying Baby And Pennywhistle
Purple Brain
...NOT a song by Prince . The Doclopedia #1,660 The Village Of White Rock: Hamish The Mage Should you need the services of a mage while in White Rock, your only real choice is Hamish. There might be another mage, or even a Wizard passing through town if you are very luck, but more often … Continue reading Purple Brain
Time Travel For The Utterly Perplexed
...which is, let's face it, most of us . The Doclopedia #1,656 The Village Of White Rock: The Temple of the Mother Goddess . White Rock has two houses of worship. The first is the Temple of the Ten Gods, a church found in almost every city, town and village in the Five Kingdoms. The … Continue reading Time Travel For The Utterly Perplexed
The Truth About The Sloth Invasion!
...it's going very very slowly . The Doclopedia #1,654 The Village Of White Rock: Wendara's Bakery . Owned and operated by Wendara Wiggins, a halfling whose family moved from Vale to White Rock 200 years ago, this bakery is where everyone in town comes for baked goods of all sorts. Wendara and her crew start … Continue reading The Truth About The Sloth Invasion!
Bungle In The Jungle, Tarry In The Prairie, Stomp In The Swamp
...or get felt on the veldt . The Doclopedia #1,652 The Village Of White Rock: Burnaby's General Store . Burnaby's General Store is one of the very few two story buildings in White Rock. The store proper is on the first floor and Mr & Mrs Burnaby and their 5 children live upstairs. Both of … Continue reading Bungle In The Jungle, Tarry In The Prairie, Stomp In The Swamp
The Rare And Beautiful Floating Cattle Of Potawango Island
...for the love of God, don't stand under them! . The Doclopedia #1,650 The Village Of White Rock: An Introduction . The village of White Rock is situated on a large wide bend in the Sorsis River, 100 miles due west of South Bay and 80 miles due east of Dragon Hill. In fact, the … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Floating Cattle Of Potawango Island
Dog Food Pizza
...thick crust . The Doclopedia #1,648 Blame The Cat!: For The Baby . So, my wife and I have this female Siamese cat named Trixie. Now, she's a great cat, but she has this terrible habit of meowing and raising hell any time we get horizontal, you know what I mean? Kissing and stuff standing … Continue reading Dog Food Pizza
This Space For Rent
...cheap! . The Doclopedia #1,647 Blame The Cat!: For All Those Fireworks . “Jesus, Mike, we've gotta leave town and fast! All those fireworks going off is gonna have cops and fire marshals and feds and lawyers all after us. Step on the gas and let's get outta here! Oh shit! The fucking mall is … Continue reading This Space For Rent
The Astounding Jellyfish-Man Versus The Villainous Red Newt!
...not a Marvel or DC comic . The Doclopedia #1,644 Blame The Cat!: About The Explosion . It is the ruling of this panel that, on the 21st of May, 1990, at 3:16 in the morning, a mixture of volatile chemicals spontaneously combusted, starting a fire that ignited rags and wood in the back storeroom … Continue reading The Astounding Jellyfish-Man Versus The Villainous Red Newt!
Rocket G-Men! Episode 7: Fire Warriors!
...they fight WITH fire! . The Doclopedia #1,642 Recipes For The Devout Worshiper: Pocket Pie For The Traveling Redemption Seeker . What You Will Require . 4 female virgins, tastefully dressed, between the ages of 16 & 21 1 pound of Certified Sin Free Wheat Flour 2 quarts of water gathered by the virgins from … Continue reading Rocket G-Men! Episode 7: Fire Warriors!
More Songs About Aardvarks And Plums
...they're real toe tappers . The Doclopedia #1,641 Recipes For The Devout Worshiper: The Most Blessed And Holy Breakfast Loaf Of The Pure Hearted . . What You Will Require 6 slaves, preferably Ulugs, but Milonto's will do, if properly trained ½ pound of holiest Red Grain flour 1 cup ripe Vaa Berries ½ cup … Continue reading More Songs About Aardvarks And Plums
Big Words On A Small Page
...Or is it the other way around? . The Doclopedia #1,638 Me And My...: Living Brain . NO! You must not touch her! Get away from Erin! <insert police and FBI agents restraining Dr. Neil Jedlo from attacking FBI CSI's who were looking at an enlarged human brain sealed in some sort of glass globe> … Continue reading Big Words On A Small Page
Not In This Issue: Fairies, Cherries, Dairies or Larrys
...we do have a Lorenzo . The Doclopedia #1,636 Me And My...: Gelatinous Cube . Okay, so here's the story of how I got Reggie, my pet Gelatinous Cube. We were in the Dungeon of the Demon King, not far from the entrance. We had just finished exploring the place, killing a shitload of demonkin, … Continue reading Not In This Issue: Fairies, Cherries, Dairies or Larrys
The Journal Of The American Worm Farmer
...mind you, I know very few worms who farm . The Doclopedia #1,633 Me And My...: Hippo . Why yes, that is a hippopotamus. She's my pal, Tina. I rescued her as a newborn baby in the Okavango Delta 5 years ago. Her mother was killed by a rogue bull about 5 minutes after giving … Continue reading The Journal Of The American Worm Farmer
I’m Back
...and I hope I go another 6-7 years without needing to write that . The Doclopedia #1,631 Odd Temporal Breakpoints: Earth 401-M . The timelines of all universes have many possible breakpoints, but some have important breakpoints in the oddest, often most mundane situations. This is one of them. When you get past about 250, … Continue reading I’m Back
R.I.P. Luke Skywalker Cross
...our very good boy . The first iteration of Luke Skywalker Cross has exited the stage. Today at 11:30, our vet relieved Luke of his pain. Although plagued with several health problems, including slow growing carcinomas, arthritis and Cushing's Syndrome, Luke was in pretty good shape this last year, and in good spirits right up … Continue reading R.I.P. Luke Skywalker Cross
The Oddly Spooky, Yet Also Kind Of Goofy, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Moose On The Loose
...co-starring her cat, Alonzo . The Doclopedia #1,629 Odd Temporal Breakpoints: Earth 4-K . The timelines of all universes have many possible breakpoints, but some have important breakpoints in the oddest, often most mundane situations. This is one of them. If Doctor Peter Denton, of York, does not get the brakes repaired on his car … Continue reading The Oddly Spooky, Yet Also Kind Of Goofy, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Moose On The Loose
Happy Halloween!
...Give me some candy! . The Doclopedia #1,627 Odd Temporal Breakpoints: Earth 1-E . The timelines of all universes have many possible breakpoints, but some have important breakpoints in the oddest, often most mundane situations. This is one of them. On Earth 1-E, if Millie Van Post, of Dallas, Texas, loses her bid for Homecoming … Continue reading Happy Halloween!
How To Grow Ferns
...Step #1: Buy some ferns . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #1,625 It's All Fun & Games Until...: The Shit Hits The Fan . “Welcome back to Fux News coverage of the President's rally here in Whiteyville. The estimates are that there are 50,000 people here in the arena and another 20,000 outside. It … Continue reading How To Grow Ferns
See Page 129
...it's a 128 page book . The Doclopedia #1,623 It's All Fun & Games Until...: You Dig Up Old Mr. Flory . “Thanks, Jim Bob. I been thinkin' about a cold beer all day. So like I was sayin', me and Bubba Franks got this job to go up to Floryville and dig up the … Continue reading See Page 129
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