...their families were not amused . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,049 New Breeds Of Dog: Psychic Bassadoodle As the name implies, these dogs are half basset hound, half poodle and possess psychic powers. In overall looks, these dogs have slightly lighter bodies with longer legs than an ordinary basset. Aside from that, and … Continue reading The True Story Of How I Helped A Newlywed Couple Run Off And Become Liberal Democrats
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The Ten Things You Must Not Do To Pixies
...#1: Don't call them elves . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,047 New Breeds Of Dog: Giant Corgi Not actually a humongous giant, this is just a much larger form of the Pembroke Welsh Corgi (the one without a tail). They weigh in at around 70 pounds and are about 18 inches tall at … Continue reading The Ten Things You Must Not Do To Pixies
A Song…A Dance…Some Cheese Whiz In Your Pants
...sharp cheddar flavor . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,045 Strange Bandanas: The American Flag One . I have several bandanas with stars & stripes on them. This one looks pretty much just like the flag, but square. I got it in 1980 at a thrift store in Seattle. I think it cost me … Continue reading A Song…A Dance…Some Cheese Whiz In Your Pants
Jumpy Cats & Barky Dogs
...pretty sure the former is due to the latter. . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,043 Strange Bandanas: The Dollar Bill One My late mother gave me several bandanas over the years, but only this one has paid for itself many times over the years. It's a black bandana with dollar bills printed on … Continue reading Jumpy Cats & Barky Dogs
What To Do If Your Pie Begins To Levitate
...might we suggest running? . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,041 Strange Bandanas: The Blue Chile Pepper One . I own hundreds of bandanas. Many of them have strange stories connected to them. Here is one… I have at least 10 bandanas with chili peppers on them. I bought most of them at a … Continue reading What To Do If Your Pie Begins To Levitate
The TRUTH!
...which, of course, you can't handle . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,039 Strange Bandanas: The Orange Jose Cuervo One . I own hundreds of bandanas. Many of them have strange stories connected to them. Here is one… No, this bandana confers no tequila related powers to me, nor does it improve my ability … Continue reading The TRUTH!
My Dragon Romance
...it was hot . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,037 Strange Bandanas: The Dark Brown One . I own hundreds of bandanas. Many of them have strange stories connected to them. Here is one… I bought this bandana at a thrift store in Walla Walla, Washington, in 2009. It cost me 75 cents. I … Continue reading My Dragon Romance
The Beginners Guide To Freestyle Flooning
...fully illustrated . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,035 Strange Bandanas: The Orange & Pink One . I own hundreds of bandanas. Many of them have strange stories connected to them. Here is one... My orange and pink tie dyed bandana is as sweet tempered and lovable as any bandana you will ever meet. … Continue reading The Beginners Guide To Freestyle Flooning
Questions About Zebras
...we get a lot of them from lions . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,033 Well, That's Different: Pro Roleplaying . On Earth 2-O, tabletop roleplaying games, besides being immensly popular, are also a professional sport. It started when a television news crew did a story on a D&D tournament at a con and … Continue reading Questions About Zebras
This Posting Is Very Late
...but not too late . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,031 Well, That's Different: National Park States . On Earth 4-V in the current year of 2000, there are 123 states in the United States of America. That includes the 50 states we know, plus Puerto Rico, Guam, Baja California and 70 National Parks … Continue reading This Posting Is Very Late
The Place Where Puppies Are Demons And Children Drink Blood
...don't ever go there . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,029 Well, That's Different: Tower Farms . On Earth 1-K, farming and, to a somewhat lesser degree, ranching, underwent a massive revolution in 1974. That was the year Micheal DeBrea, Ethan Joong and Patty Rains patented their idea for a “tower farm”. Simply put, … Continue reading The Place Where Puppies Are Demons And Children Drink Blood
Loki Is My Co-Pilot
...and he's very funny . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,027 Tiny Folk Villages: Needle . In the Dolomite Mountains of Italy, there is one small outcropping known as “The Needle”. It does look like a needle from a distance, standing about 200 feet tall with a pronounced point. The spire is about 25 … Continue reading Loki Is My Co-Pilot
Junior Muskrat Trains A Cat
...mostly, he trained it to sleep . Become a Patron! Become the envy of all your friends! . The Doclopedia #2,025 Tiny Folk Villages: Whitecliff . Along the tops of the famous White Cliffs of Dover. In England, there is an extensive underground Tiny Folk village known as Whitecliff. About 3,000 Folk live there. Tiny … Continue reading Junior Muskrat Trains A Cat
Nose Games
...da nose knows . Become a Patron! Don't let "them" tell you not to.! . The Doclopedia #2,023 Tiny Folk Villages: Golden Park . There is a thriving Tiny Folk village (they call all of their settlments “villages”, regardless of size) in San Francisco's Golden Gate Park. It's been there since 1873, three years after … Continue reading Nose Games
The Dancing Elks Do A Reunion Tour
...it's sold out . Become a Patron! This is the stuff dreams are made of! . The Doclopedia #2,021 Good Idea/Bad Idea: Flying cars . Good Idea: Cool looking solar powered cars that can fly at up to 150 mph and at altitudes up to 500 feet. Bad Idea: Letting the average human actually buy … Continue reading The Dancing Elks Do A Reunion Tour
The Happy Cactus Episode
...Happy Happy Ouch . Become a Patron! Think of the children...or just me! . The Doclopedia #2,018 Good Idea/Bad Idea: Talking Cats . Good Idea: Giving cats the ability to converse with us so we can learn what they think and feel. Bad Idea: Letting cats talk because all thry do is give orders and … Continue reading The Happy Cactus Episode
It’s All Fun And Games Until You Go Lockdown Crazy
...I HAVE NO OVEN SO I CAN'T BAKE BREAD! HAHAHAHAHA! . Become a Patron! You've been waiting for this chance ! . The Doclopedia #2,015 Good Idea/Bad Idea: The Astounding Colossal Man . Good Idea: Create a chemical that will stop his growth so that you can find a way to cure him. Bad Idea: … Continue reading It’s All Fun And Games Until You Go Lockdown Crazy
Rat Monsters On The Drag Strip
...NOT a Ray Dennis Steckler movie . Become a Patron! You are getting sleepy...sleepy! . The Doclopedia #2,013 Dragons I Have Known: Zang . Zang was a power hungry Purple Dragon with a knack for politics, both dragon politics and human politics. He loved the intrigues, the lying, the backstabbing and the wheeling & dealing … Continue reading Rat Monsters On The Drag Strip
Spooky Flowers
...very scary . Become a Patron! You may never get the chance again! . The Doclopedia #2,011 Dragons I Have Known: Saphina . Saphina was a cute little Pink Dragon, barely 20 feet long and gracefully built. He wings looked very much like stained glass. She was funny and smart and very sweet natured. Saphina's … Continue reading Spooky Flowers
A Kookaburra On The Chandelier
...and he's laughing at us . Become a Patron! And live the adventure! . The Doclopedia #2,009 Dragons I Have Known: Rafael . For an adult Red Dragon, Rafael was pretty clueless about quite a few things. For example, he never did figure out why various groups of humanoids would want to steal his hoard … Continue reading A Kookaburra On The Chandelier
All The Newts That’s Fit To Sprint
...sprinting newts! . Become a Patron! After you wash your hands! . The Doclopedia #2,007 Dragons I Have Known: Larry . First of all, I just want to say that, as Green Dragons go, Larry was very nice. Had excellent teeth and kepy a very clean lair. Liked to sing show tunes. Sadly, Larry had … Continue reading All The Newts That’s Fit To Sprint
The Chowder Gnomes Are Done With The Gravy Dwarves
...they've had enough . Become a Patron! And make your dog proud! . The Doclopedia # 2,005 Dangerous Inventions: Miss Hong's Mechanical Horse . When the Emperor told Miss Hong, the most skilled of his inventors, to build him a mechanical horse, she replied that his horse would be grand beyond imagination, swift as the … Continue reading The Chowder Gnomes Are Done With The Gravy Dwarves
The Nearing The End, But Not There Yet, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Sack Full Of Bugs
...co-starring her pet bear, Susie . The Doclopedia # 2,003 Dangerous Inventions: Doctor Kolnov's Ray Gun . In 1893, Doctor Sergei Kolnov, professor of Physics at the University of Chicago, decided to test his “Disintegrating Ray Gun”. The test would take place in a 100 foot long cinder-block bunker covered by 18 inches of packed … Continue reading The Nearing The End, But Not There Yet, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Sack Full Of Bugs
Annie The Spy: A Steampunk Romance Adventure
...with airships! . Become a Patron! For the thrill of it! . The Doclopedia #2,001 Dangerous Inventions: Doctor Fenlie's Jetpack . Doctor Olias Fenlie invented his first, and sadly last, jetpack in 1886. Sleek and made from a steel alloy of his own creation, the jetpack attached to the body via a leather suit. Hand … Continue reading Annie The Spy: A Steampunk Romance Adventure
The Journal Of The Royal Roleplaying Society
...approved by a queen . Holy Socks! I made it to my 2,000th Doclopedia entry! Pretty darned epic, if you ask me. Mind you, there are still 4 more months left in my self imposed “366 days of double entries”. After that, there are surprises coming! Onward! . Become a Patron! And gain the blessing … Continue reading The Journal Of The Royal Roleplaying Society