...she hates squirrels The Doclopedia #2,560 Grab Bag!...: Our Menu Slarburgers 9 woodoOur slarburgers are made from freshly gound slar entrails, then seasoned with a delightful mix of herbs. Served on a hot lugu bun, with a side of hib salad.Glorno Tenders 3, 6, or 12 woodoHarvested every day from our glorno tanks, then marinated … Continue reading On Tonight’s Episode: Doris Gets Chased By A Squirrel
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...I've been drinking with a piano The Doclopedia #2,559 Secrets Revealed!: Who Is Queen Of The Fairies Welcome to our nightly party, human! Have a drink! Take off your shoes and stay a while!Here you go, a nice mug of spring wine. Now, what brings you here? Oh, looking for the fairy queen. Yeah, we … Continue reading This On Left Space Purpose Blank
Varieties Of Common Slimes
...I liked the purple ones The Doclopedia #2,558 Secrets Revealed!: How The Dragon Drandocorinax Escaped DeathWell, he used magic, didn't he? I mean, a bloody army of 5,000 was outside his lair, ready to unleash spell and steel, so he had to escape. He weren't no idiot.So the old boy had this lair with only … Continue reading Varieties Of Common Slimes
The Dancing Elks Go To Federal Prison
...they forgot to pay taxes for 53 years The Doclopedia #2,557 Secrets Revealed!: The Location Of Shandar Khan's Tomb Write this down, foolish mortal. To get to the tomb of that most powerful and evil of wizards, you must first find an entrance to the underground highway of the ancient Gorglins. Yes, the ancestors of … Continue reading The Dancing Elks Go To Federal Prison
Uncle Thing
...our favorite uncle The Doclopedia #2,556 Secrets Revealed!: What Happened On Moon Island You know what? I'm tired of keeping the secret! I've held my tongue for 30 years now and I no longer care if his high and mightyness, Duke Almathor, gets embarrassed. I knew him when he was just a snotty little thug … Continue reading Uncle Thing
Drinking Naughty Tea
...with naked biscuits The Doclopedia #2,555 Secrets Revealed!: Who The Mysterious Avenger Really Was It was my grandfather, Eduardo Gomez Benitez. He was an athletic and educated young man of 22 when he came north and started making money with his string of panaderias, and later mercados.He saw all the crime and injustice in the … Continue reading Drinking Naughty Tea
My Life Among The Tree People
...I climbed a few of them The Doclopedia #2,554 Secrets Revealed!: Why The King Gave Up His Throne Well now, let's just say that not only was he not really cut out to be a king, his younger brother offered him a fortune to abdicate. I heard it was north of 50,000 gold, plus a … Continue reading My Life Among The Tree People
18 Crazy Ladies
...and a standard poodle named Giselle The Doclopedia #2,553 Secrets Revealed!...: Where To Find The Lost Temple Of Plostor First, you'll need a good sized ship. An Eltharnian war galleon would work, but only if you crew it with the best seaman and fighters you can find. In fact, add about 15 to the crew … Continue reading 18 Crazy Ladies
Dogs In Trouble
...named Yoyo & Duke The Doclopedia #2,552 Ordinary Folks: Pete Samkar Pete owns and operates the A1 Body Shop over on Airport Road. He came here 25 years ago from Turkey with his wife, a couple of kids, and assorted family members. The whole family is hard working and usually busy with a dozen other … Continue reading Dogs In Trouble
Mothra VS The Bright Porch Light
...and loses The Doclopedia #2,551 Ordinary Folks: Jo Jongo Jo is a mystery to most folks in town. She moved here a year ago and got a job at the library. On Fridays and Saturdays, she sings with the band over at the Pearl Dance Hall. Her voice is wonderful and she's very popular.Jo's past … Continue reading Mothra VS The Bright Porch Light
How To Make Your DM Cry
...just be an ordinary player The Doclopedia #2,550 Ordinary Folks: Ned Crumplo Ned Crumplo is not a very pleasant person. This was true before he went off to war and got his left leg shot off below the knee, and it's even more true now. Pretty much everything pisses Ned off sooner or later. As … Continue reading How To Make Your DM Cry
Purple Soup
...not very cursed The Doclopedia #2,549 Ordinary Folks: Bobbie Anne Wickles Bobbie Anne Wickles lives on her family farm about 30 miles outside of town, near the river. She is 13 years old and big for her age at 5' 9” tall. Hard work on the farm has also made her quite strong. Having four … Continue reading Purple Soup
The Duck That Started It All
...he was a hell of a duck The Doclopedia #2,548 Ordinary Folks: Burt Furmin Good old Burt is a much beloved fellow in town. He's been doing handyman work and carpentry for going on 40 years now. He started out working with his dad, Frank Furmin, back when Furmin Construction build half the houses on … Continue reading The Duck That Started It All
Tales Of Wild Times
...sometimes, really wild The Doclopedia #2,547 Ordinary Folks: Helen Madosino Helen and her husband, Vito, Own and operate the Villa Roma restaurant on Main Street. Vito does the cooking and Helen runs the business. They're both in their early 40's now, with 4 kids from 9 to 16. They live over on the west side … Continue reading Tales Of Wild Times
Dogpunk Days
...with Sasha The Doclopedia #2,546 Ordinary Folks: Spanky Popowitz Spanky Popowitz is a short, chubby young man of 17 years. He has blonde hair that he wears short. His eyes are blue and his skin is very fair. Spanky is a pretty happy teen, with lots of friends. He works 4 hours a day at … Continue reading Dogpunk Days
Thoughts About How To Cook
...not really The Doclopedia #2,545 The Only Way Out: Of Your Curse “How ever did you get a werewolf curse put on you, Roger? A German occultist? Was it Von Herrman? I thought so. You should have avoided him. Terrible chap.Yes, yes, the curse can be lifted, but you won't like it. You'll need to … Continue reading Thoughts About How To Cook
Not In This Issue: Moles, Poles, Holes, or Strolls
...no goals either The Doclopedia #2,543 The Only Way Out: Of This Apartment “Yeah, we're gonna have to go across the rooftops. I know we're 10 floors up, but the cops just walked into the ground floor and I figure we've got less than 15 minutes before they find out we're here. How? They'll knock … Continue reading Not In This Issue: Moles, Poles, Holes, or Strolls
Tarzan Goes To Chicago
...for deep dish pizza The Doclopedia #2,542 The Only Way Out: Of The Sea King's City “Wait! You're saying we have to get in a tight group, let you cast your Bubble spell around us, then just float 1,000 feet up to the surface, get on board the Water Nymph, then sail away before the … Continue reading Tarzan Goes To Chicago
That Time We Had A Party In A Tree
...and nobody got hurt...much The Doclopedia #2,541 The Only Way Out: Of That Castle “Oh yes, your Highness, I'm quite sure. Now that your father has locked down the castle, your only way out is via the sewers, and even then, only through the old sewer lines laid down by your great grandfather when he … Continue reading That Time We Had A Party In A Tree
Doomcrackers!
...tasty with cheese, but DOOM! The Doclopedia #2,540 The Only Way Out: Of Las Vegas “Damn, Jimmy, you've gotten yourself in deep shit now. The outfit has locked Vegas down hard until you get found, and everyone is looking for you. That 200 grand they put on your head has everybody hot.Nah, you're safe here, … Continue reading Doomcrackers!
Root Beer Memories
...especially root beer floats. The Doclopedia #2,539 The Only Way Out: Of This Valley “Ya say ya came in here via a teleport spell? Let me guess, ya got on the wrong end of old Uzera the Miraculous? Yeah, over the years, she's sent 30-40 people here, from farmers to shopkeepers to a prince. She's … Continue reading Root Beer Memories
Pixilated Pickles
...nope, no clue The Doclopedia #2,538 Low Level Superhero Deaths: The Time Detective 40 year old man from Leeds, England, who had the power to go back in time for 1 hour per day. Solved many mysteries. Extremely popular with the press and television news. Got a contract to do “World's Mysteries SOLVED!” How he … Continue reading Pixilated Pickles
The Great Gooey God Saves
...mostly, he saves eyeballs The Doclopedia #2,537 Low Level Superhero Deaths: Water Boy 17 year old hero living in Seattle, Washington. Could turn his body into water, allowing him to get through tights spaces, move rapidly, engulf crooks in his watery form, and be unharmed by most attacks. Popular with most people. How he died: … Continue reading The Great Gooey God Saves
The Rare and Beautiful Crazy Storks Of Potawango Island
...the fly backward The Doclopedia #2,536 Low Level Superhero Deaths: The Stuffie Young woman in Columbus, Ohio, was transformed into a 6 foot tall stuffed bunny. She was unharmed by bullets or most other physical assaults. Everybody loved her, but she longed to be human again. Developed a drinking problem. How she died: Got drunk, … Continue reading The Rare and Beautiful Crazy Storks Of Potawango Island
Raggsy Was A Peculiar Girl
...Sid thought she was an alien The Doclopedia #2,535 Low Level Superhero Deaths: The Blue Cyborg 60% robotic hero from Rome, Italy. Possessed several high tech weapons, enhanced toughness, and many computer based powers. Stayed pretty low key. Had several enemies. Loved and feared by most people. How he died: Shorted out after peeing on … Continue reading Raggsy Was A Peculiar Girl
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