...NOW! . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,184 New From Wilton & Cox: Dual Bladed Sword Cane . New this season, we have a sword cane for the man who might find himself accosted by more than one ruffian. Made of finest oak, when a secret release trigger in the center of the cane … Continue reading No, Mr. Bond, I Expect You To Make Me A Sandwich
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My Grandson, The Time Dude
...we are very proud of him . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,182 Hot Spots: Herak's Tower . Oh yeah, old Herak's Tower! That was a miserable job, that was. 200 feet tall, high rising stairs and hotter that demon piss. Fuckin' fire lovin' creatures everywhere. Ask Mina there about the flame flies. Hahaha! … Continue reading My Grandson, The Time Dude
Mrs. Wangdoodle Climbs A Mountain
...in her housecoat and slippers! . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,180 Hot Spots: Po'Eox 3 . This is a Hell Planet. Temperatures on the surface average about 180 degrees and can hit 250 in some areas. There is almost no surface water and what there is will poison you. The 50 hour day … Continue reading Mrs. Wangdoodle Climbs A Mountain
How To Deal With Naughty Aliens
...beat the shit out of them! . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,178 Hot Spots: Mount Tromagor . Located in the northwestern corner of Driamus, Mount Tromagor is a 13,000 foot tall volcano covered in gas vents, geysers, mud pots and several small flows of fast moving lava. Every hundred yearsor so, it erupts, … Continue reading How To Deal With Naughty Aliens
Sklob!
...accept no substitutes! . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,176 You've Found A...: Power Belt . Hey, Duke, whatcha got there, boy? Did you find something dead, cos I'm not...HOLY SHIT! That's a power belt just like Mr. Justice wears! I heard it give him his super strength and stuff. Wow! This one looks … Continue reading Sklob!
The Happily Goofy, Yet Sadly Sweet, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Long Overdue Retirement
...co-starring her little dog, Snoodles Yes, after years and years of usually being the first subject line of the month, Mostly Purple Patty is retiring...at least for a couple of years. . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,174 You've Found A...: Sea Chest . Well now, young Ian, let's see what ya got here. … Continue reading The Happily Goofy, Yet Sadly Sweet, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Long Overdue Retirement
We Are On A Roll Here, Folks!
...an enormous roll! Become a Patron! The Doclopedia #2,172 You've Found A...: Man's Hat Hmm, this looks like the hat Pops Lurry was wearing at the courthouse this morning. Yeah, there's his name under the inside sweatband. Now what would an old black bar owner be doing out here in a rich white neighborhood? Something … Continue reading We Are On A Roll Here, Folks!
Back In The Timey Wimey SaddleAgain!
…and it feels good . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,170 You’ve Found A…: Belt Pouch It looks pretty work, Suka. Let’s look inside. Might have a few coppers. Hmm, 5 coppers, a silver, this old corroded amulet and a glowing red rock. I’m no expert, but that amulet might be worth something and … Continue reading Back In The Timey Wimey SaddleAgain!
Gravel Road Memories
...sadly, most of them are not safe for work . Remember, kids, the annual CritterCon trip starts tomorrow! . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,168 You Have Three Choices: For What You Transform Into . 1: Yeah, I know, fucking polymorph potions, but we gotta do it. I'm thinking a dog, one of them … Continue reading Gravel Road Memories
Interesting Chipmunks
...which is all of them, really. . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,166 You Have Three Choices: For One Super Power . 1: Flight is good and useful. You won't be bulletproof or superstrong, but who's going to be able to hit you at 300 miles an hour or 5,000 feet up? And think … Continue reading Interesting Chipmunks
Not In This Issue: Clams, Hams or Beaver Dams
...but we do have jams . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,164 You Have Three Choices: For Who To Date . 1: The blonds is cute, likes board games, knows great places to eat and has a good sense of humor. They do seem a bit taken with talking about their pets, and maybe … Continue reading Not In This Issue: Clams, Hams or Beaver Dams
It Was A Long Way To Drive For Enchiladas
...but lord have mercy, they were great enchiladas . Gentle Readers: This coming Thursday will mark the start of our 13th annual CritterCon trip. Please join us here then for 12 days of fun and funny imaginary trip & con reports. . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,162 You Have Three Choices: For Which … Continue reading It Was A Long Way To Drive For Enchiladas
It’s All Fun And Games Until The Giant Minks Invade
...soft furred killers . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,160 You Have Three Choices: For Leaving Town . 1: Head west on the interstate. It's late, so traffic will be pretty light and you can make good time IF Moran doesn't alert all his paid highway cops. 2: Cross the bridge and head nort, … Continue reading It’s All Fun And Games Until The Giant Minks Invade
Forty Pound Of Cake
...don't ask how much of it we ate . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,158 Rare Birds: Yellow Headed Duck . One of the rarest of all ducks, the, the Yellow Headed Duck is found only in a few very remote areas of Southeast Asia. It is a small duck, with black plumage, but … Continue reading Forty Pound Of Cake
My Theory About Everything
...is that everything sucks . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,156 Rare Birds: Red Barking Jay . Another member of the “Annoying Birds” category is the Red Barking Jay, found throughout the United Kingdom and Ireland. This medium sized jay has rusty red feathers and a normal jay life cycle. It is commonly found … Continue reading My Theory About Everything
No Skweening Allowed!
...move along, you skweeners! . Become A Patron . The Doclopedia #2,154 Rare Birds: White Winged Jackhammer . Although many people consider this bird the most annoying avian on the planet, that is only because they've never encountered an Eastern Crapping Crow. Still, the White Winged Jackhammer is very annoying. A relative of the woodpecker, … Continue reading No Skweening Allowed!
Chapter 996: In Which Our Hero, Returning Home To England, Has To Outwit A Guard Goat And Run Off With A Bag Of Money
...guard goat? . Become A Patron . The Doclopedia #2,151 Places NOT To Go: Sabula 4 . Attention Spacer! This is an automated warning from Sector 936 Command! You are approaching the Class 5 planet Sabila 4. It is recommended that unless you are experiencing a dire failure of ship's systems, you should not land … Continue reading Chapter 996: In Which Our Hero, Returning Home To England, Has To Outwit A Guard Goat And Run Off With A Bag Of Money
The Mystery Hat
...the mystery was why anyone wore it . Become A Patron . The Doclopedia #2,148 Places NOT To Go: The Dog And Fish Pub . No, we are not going there. The last time we were at the Dog and Fish, you and Skloris started a fight with two big fishermen and if it hadn't … Continue reading The Mystery Hat
Here’s What The Cool Dogs Say
...woof woof, dude . Become A Patron . The Doclopedia #2,145 Places NOT To Go: Demon Island . Demon Island? Are you mental? It's a big damned island where DEMONS LIVE? Why the hell would you want to go there? Treasure? TREASURE? What the fuck good is treasure going to do for you when a … Continue reading Here’s What The Cool Dogs Say
Doc Tempest And The Giant On The Mountain
...from the July, 1961 issue . Become A Patron . The Doclopedia #2,142 Linked Characters: Cal Montoya . While he has indeed worked as Olin Westburn's assistant for three months now, Cal is also a very skilled detective, having learned a lot from his father, a Phoenix police detective, and his uncle, an FBI agent. … Continue reading Doc Tempest And The Giant On The Mountain
Fire Shoes
...I got them at a fire sale . Become A Patron . The Doclopedia #2,139 Linked Characters: Tamara Robbins . Tamara is a 24 year old woman from Los Angeles. She graduated from UCLA two years ago. She lives with her younger sister, Aggie, and their cousins, Belinda, in a middle class neighborhood in San … Continue reading Fire Shoes
That Weekend At The Ghost House
...we did not see a single ghost . Become A Patron . The Doclopedia #2,136 More Assorted Books: The Best Of Spicy Outdoor Stories . Even though this is a collection of sexy stories from the 1928-1933 run of Spicy Outdoor Stories, anyone expecting actual sex or even sexy language is going to be mighty … Continue reading That Weekend At The Ghost House
Splatter Cat And The Big Mouse
...like, a 3 pound mouse . Become A Patron . The Doclopedia #2,133 More Assorted Books: A Guide To The Island Of Monsters . Really, this is more a pamphlet than an actual book, but it is very informative about the Island of Monsters. The map is excellent and the monster descriptions, though short, tell … Continue reading Splatter Cat And The Big Mouse
Bag Of Molding
...ewww! . Become A Patron . The Doclopedia #2,131 How I Did It!: Kept Star Trek On The Air . I did this bit of time tinkering fairly close to home, on Earth 1-F. It started by going the easy route and having Gene Roddenberry make the second pilot, “Where No Man Has Gone Before”, … Continue reading Bag Of Molding
The Wonderful Frog
...he was really great . Become A Patron . The Doclopedia #2,129 That Time We Did That Thing: On The Mountain . By Mark Ford . Doc asked me to come by for a mug of his fiendishly strong tea and to “run an idea past me”. Since my liver and kidneys were in decent … Continue reading The Wonderful Frog
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