...no! The Doclopedia #3,234 Things You Will Need: To Steal The Loot 1: A pass into the building as janitors 2: The door code. 97KL422 3: The laser drill for the safe lock. 4: The special bags that block the RF signal. 5: The line to drop the bags down to Belle in the alley. … Continue reading Vegetable Flavored Meat
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Onions For Kids
...a fine charity The Doclopedia #3,233 Things You Will Need: To Escape From The Island 1: The scent grenades to distract the Spinosaurus. 2: The bottle of blood to distract the Velociraptors. Pour it in the creek, then toss in the bottle. 3: The flare gun, to let Esteban know you've reached the top of … Continue reading Onions For Kids
Fig Einstein
...replaces fig newtons The Doclopedia #3,232 Things You Will Need: To Get To The Party 1: Helen, because she has a van. 2: The map, so you don't get lost. 3: Lily and Joe loading a bunch of people in their van, to lead the cops off. 4: Some good music on cassette. 5: The … Continue reading Fig Einstein
Acid On Glass
...dangerous The Doclopedia #3,231 Things You Will Need: For The Rescue 1: The Trans Am, with Dave driving it, for the getaway. 2: Lockpicks for that little side gate. 3: A taser for the back door guard. 4: The gas canister, to knock them all out before you go in. 5: A stretcher to carry … Continue reading Acid On Glass
Hot Grog!
...50% alcohol The Doclopedia #3,230 What's Behind Door #3: The King Of Swords! Yes, human, your choice of the third door has won you the King of Swords! You will find that no ordinary sword can defeat it. Surely you shall use it for doing what is good and righteous, like protecting the common folk. … Continue reading Hot Grog!
Muggy Winks Goes South
...for his health The Doclopedia #3,229 What's Behind Door #3: A Year's Supply Of Butt Wax! Congratulations, Maxine, you've won a year's supply of Butt Wax! Large or small, this will shine up them all. You'll never leave home with an unwaxed butt again. Another fine product from Johnson & Wang, makers of Nipple Polish … Continue reading Muggy Winks Goes South
Put That On The Table And Leave
...Jimmy will pay you outside The Doclopedia #3,228 What's Behind Door #3: A Smart Dog! Great news, George, you've won a Smart Dog! This puppy is guaranteed to have an IQ equal to the average 10 year old human. Easy to train and helpful around the house, you'll love your new best friend. Smart Dogs: … Continue reading Put That On The Table And Leave
Pudding In Your Pockets
...somewhat messy, but tasty The Doclopedia #3,227 What's Behind Door #3: A Pair Of Quicky Shoes! Congratulations, Denise, you've won a pair of Quicky Shoes! These high tech shoes will let you move at twice your normal speed for up to an hour at a time. They're a great way to get places fast and … Continue reading Pudding In Your Pockets
An Excellent Simulation Of Sex
...without all the messy bits The Doclopedia #3,226 What's Behind Door #3: A Brick! Yes, Stan, it's a brick, but not just any brick. This is a Premium Grade brick from Brick-Co international, the world leader in brick technology. You'll be the envy of all your neighbors with this beauty, courtesy of Brick-Co!
Mrs. Wangdoodle Eats The Wrong Gummies
...and now she's rockin' out The Doclopedia #3,225 What's Behind Door #3: A Vacation In Siberia! Oh, look! Is wonderful vacation at Club Vlad in Siberia. Airfare, accomodations, meals and clothing generously provided by Russian government. You will enjoy fresh air, bracing temperatures, and healthy work program. Remember, comrade, if you've been bad, you go … Continue reading Mrs. Wangdoodle Eats The Wrong Gummies
An Orcy Pig And Happy Hobbit Cartoon
...title: the Battle for Helm's Derp The Doclopedia #3,224 What's Behind Door #3: A RoboBroom! Congratulations, Bob! You've won a brand new Mark 3 RoboBroom from RoboMax! This semi-sentient modern wonder will keep your floor looking neat and tidy. Now available in 5 colors. Another great product from RoboMax!
Start Here
...or over there, if you like The Doclopedia #3,223 What's Behind Door #3: A Bucket Of Fogfish! Yes, Debbie, it's a 3 gallon bucket of water containing 5 Bugeyed Fogfish! Imported directly from south Alfarica, these odd looking fish will be right at home in any aquarium. And we're also giving you a 5 pound … Continue reading Start Here
I’m Walking On Moonshine, Oh Yeah!
...not walking very straight, mind you. The Doclopedia #3,222 My Secret Identity: Ginie Murphy Is...Vexinvixen When 16 year old Ginie Murphy decided to dress up and become a masked crimefighter, she had not yet chosen a name. Fortunately, about halfway through a fight with some criminal punk. He looked at her and said “Vixen, you … Continue reading I’m Walking On Moonshine, Oh Yeah!
My Life Among The Singing Flowers
...they sing reggae The Doclopedia #3,221 My Secret Identity: Mark A Kinney Is...Duncan MacKinnon Yes, Mark Kinney sometimes disguises himself to look like Duncan MacKinnon, but here's the really strange part: Duncan MacKinnon disguises himself to look like Mark Kinney. And they do it at the same time! Yes, you heard that right. There's never … Continue reading My Life Among The Singing Flowers
The War Between Cake Pixies And Pie Brownies
...it gets messy The Doclopedia #3,220 My Secret Identity: Avis Crane Is...Imogen Swensen Why, you may well ask, would a woman in her early 70s dress herself up as a somewhat older woman who speaks with a mild Norwegian accent and seems ever so slightly befuddled by the modern world? Why, to get up to … Continue reading The War Between Cake Pixies And Pie Brownies
Junior Muskrat Runs Away
...to his grandma's house The Doclopedia #3,219 My Secret Identity: Rosie Cross Kirkland Is...Cosmo Nips Thanks to a superscientific potion, senior citizen & grandmother Rosie Cross Kirkland is able to transform into a 35 year old mob boss named Cosmo Nipolino, AKA Cosmo Nips.But wait! Rosie doesn't want to be a crimelord, she wants to … Continue reading Junior Muskrat Runs Away
Lumpy Sniznori Gets The Girl
...Eloise Gurtle The Doclopedia #3,218 My Secret Identity: Angus MacDonald Is...The Ref Whenever an argument breaks out over a die roll, a rule, or even a player's ill thought out choice of action, The Ref will appear to set things straight. In minutes, he'll say what needs to be heard, tell everyone to calm down, … Continue reading Lumpy Sniznori Gets The Girl
Real Fake News
...about real fake people The Doclopedia #3,217 Really, Fred?: Fred Rolls His Dice Dude, I can't even with Fred! We were at ElfCon, playing in the big Burrows & Bugbears tournament, and Fred rolls three crits in a row! Naturally, the GM wanted to make sure things were on the up and up, so he … Continue reading Real Fake News
Whale Sports
...mostly, it's Sink The Boat The Doclopedia #3,216 Really, Fred?: Fred Paints His House Fred's a really talented painter. He paints landscapes, still lifes, portraits, and about 200 paintings of his dog, Booboo, and his cat, Mary. He sometimes sells his work, but mostly gives it to friends of schools or libraries. Anyway, he decided … Continue reading Whale Sports
A Stork Ate Some Pork That He Got From A Dork
...he didn't need a fork The Doclopedia #3,215 Really, Fred?: Fred Gets Drunk You are NOT going to believe this! Fred got drunk last night. Yeah, Fred. See, after we all went to the movies on Friday, we decided to stop by the Palm Tree Lounge and have a drink. Of course, we figured Fred … Continue reading A Stork Ate Some Pork That He Got From A Dork
Is That A Vampire Moose?
...time to run The Doclopedia #3,214 Really, Fred?: Fred Adopts A Dog So, one day, Fred goes off to the local shelter and adopts this medium sized mutt he names Booboo. Booboo was some sort of wire haired terrier mix, maybe with some hound mixed in. He was a sweet little guy and loved Fred. … Continue reading Is That A Vampire Moose?
He Fishes With The Sleepers
...he's weird The Doclopedia #3,213 Strange Bandanas: The Emoji One I own hundreds of bandanas. Many of them have strange stories connected to them. Here is one… I bought this bandana, which is black with little yellow emoji faces on it, during a bandana buying spree in 2022. I bought about 15 that day. This … Continue reading He Fishes With The Sleepers
Pod People Party
...I'll pass The Doclopedia #3,212 Strange Bandanas: The Blue Leopard Print One I own hundreds of bandanas. Many of them have strange stories connected to them. Here is one… I think I found this bandana in a thrift store back around 2007. It's one of 4 leopard print bandanas that I own. It looks pretty … Continue reading Pod People Party
Making Magic Under A Half Moon
...it was fun magic The Doclopedia #3,210 Strange Bandanas: The Pink Zebra Striped One I own hundreds of bandanas. Many of them have strange stories connected to them. Here is one… I got this bandana originally as one of 10 regular black and white zebra striped bandanas. I dyed or tie dyed all 10, and … Continue reading Making Magic Under A Half Moon
Why Dogs Matter
...because they are dogs. DUH! The Doclopedia #3,209 Strange Bandanas: The Superman One I own hundreds of bandanas. Many of them have strange stories connected to them. Here is one… This is one of several superhero bandanas I own, and it's power is totally a Superman thing. See, while wearing it, if I take off … Continue reading Why Dogs Matter
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