...a stash of cupcakes The Doclopedia #2,446 Assorted Rumors: From The Watering Hole 1: I'm just saying, that young male that's been coming around the bush looks pretty damned good to me. I'm not saying I'd leave the pride for him, but I've seen a couple of daughters looking his way. Oh, Kinai, don't act … Continue reading Bucky & Squint Find A Stash
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Bones In The Garden
...I think I know where the previous owner went The Doclopedia #2,445 Assorted Rumors: From The Ohio Cryptid Hunters Meeting 1: So, yeah, here's the photo I was telling you about. That right there is a clear shot of the Fresh Falls Giant Fox. Look at it. Jesus, it's the size of a large wolf, … Continue reading Bones In The Garden
Dungeon Module W-3: Return Of The Badass Goblins
...they're tough little bastards The Doclopedia #2,444 Assorted Rumors: From The Golden Lily Saloon 1: Did ya hear that Mr. Parnee got in six new bulls? Yessir, came all the way from some breeder up in the Dakotas. Big boys they are, too. He's looking to build up his herd quality, but them bulls is … Continue reading Dungeon Module W-3: Return Of The Badass Goblins
The Rare And Beautiful Dancing Giant Slugs Of Potawango Island
...admittedly, it's a hella slow dance The Doclopedia #2,443 Assorted Rumors: From The Bartender At The Eagle Club 1: That goddamn creepy Dr. Herkimer was in here last night around midnight. He went into the back booth over there and about 5 minutes later, “Bucks” McGraw come in with some guy I didn't recognize and … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Dancing Giant Slugs Of Potawango Island
Spanky Claus Is Coming To Town
...and he wants to give the naughty kids something The Doclopedia #2,442 Assorted Rumors: From The Break Room At GenetoTech 1: How about those new clone tanks they just got in? You could put four elephants in that larges one. You thinking what I'm thinking? Dinosaurs, right? I mean, Frank from over in Cataloging says … Continue reading Spanky Claus Is Coming To Town
Goofy Buster Was A Crazy Guy
...but man, could he pick a guitar The Doclopedia #2,441 Assorted Rumors: From The Duck & Rose Tavern 1: They're saying that Castle Wolf's Head is back. Just appeared looking exactly as it did 200 years ago before it vanished. Nobody going in or out of it though, and they say the sky right above … Continue reading Goofy Buster Was A Crazy Guy
I’m Packing My Bags For A Trip To Tomorrow
...and I travel light The Doclopedia #2,440 Assorted Rumors: From The Adventurous Ladies Of London Tea Room 1: The news is that Captain LeMarche, that dashing adventurer, is looking to get together an expedition to the wilds of Malaysia. It might be a thrill to join his crew...or perhaps get to the Forgotten Valley ahead … Continue reading I’m Packing My Bags For A Trip To Tomorrow
Hide Your Junk, Because Bitey Cat Is Here!
...everyone hates him The Doclopedia #2,439 Oh Shit!: I Forgot To Turn Off The Replicator! “Klich, I need you at Replication Master Control now! I'm in deep shit. I was doing regular maintenance on the Captain's replicator and I may have fucked up. Yeah, I did everything right. I ran diagnostic scans and everything, then … Continue reading Hide Your Junk, Because Bitey Cat Is Here!
The Girl With Green Nipples Dazzles The Rubes
...without using her nipples The Doclopedia #2,438 Oh Shit!: It's Auntie Ethel! “Oh bloody hell, it's me Auntie Ethel! If she spots me here, my mum & dad will hear about it within the hour. I'm heading down the alley, then 'round to Tim's. I can lay low there for an hour, then head home. … Continue reading The Girl With Green Nipples Dazzles The Rubes
Completely Basset Hound!
...ears and all The Doclopedia #2,436 Oh Shit!: This Ring Is Cursed! “Oh shit! Sister Bomia, I need your assistance. I slipped this ring on my middle finger without thinking, and it just informed me that I now carry Jinakak's Curse. What do you know about this curse? Nothing at all? Well, can you remove … Continue reading Completely Basset Hound!
Zen And The Art Of Not Giving a Shit
...you need to read it. The Doclopedia #2,437 Oh Shit!: It's Raining! “Shit! Shitshitshit! It is starting to rain, my sisters and brothers! We cannot complete the Ritual of the Twin Suns if it is raining. That means the Beast of Gurvannin will soon be on the hunt for us, for we have defiled part … Continue reading Zen And The Art Of Not Giving a Shit
A Book About Things That Do Stuff To Other Things
...now in paperback The Doclopedia #2,435 Oh Shit!: My Wife Found Out! “Joon? It's Lan. I'm in deep shit. My wife found out that I wasn't at a training week. Yeah, she knows I was at the convention. Even worse, she's figured out that I've been still buying games even after she put a freeze … Continue reading A Book About Things That Do Stuff To Other Things
Glowing Canaries
...in 3 colors! The Doclopedia #2,434 Oh Shit!: A Cop Is Following Us! “Oh no! OH NO! Dana, there's a cop behind us! Oh shit! We're both underage and stoned and we've got a backseat full of beer! If he stops us, we'll get arrested and our parents will kill us. Fuck Howie and Brent … Continue reading Glowing Canaries
We Interrupt This Blog…
...for breaking newsDue to me having another leg infection, I may miss a few days of CritterCon posts. Doclopedia posts will continue as normal.
Chapter 92: In Which Our Hero, Little Jenny, Trevor The Dog, And A Friar Named Ralph, Pull Off An Epic Escape In The Evil Duke’s Airship
...right there in broad daylight The Doclopedia #2,433 Oh Shit!: That's A Giant Ant!“SHIT! It's a giant ant, Roy! I told Dr. Yugovski something like that could happen if he tested those hormones outside. Jesus, that thing is 7 feet long if it's an inch. Hand me my camera so I can get some pictures … Continue reading Chapter 92: In Which Our Hero, Little Jenny, Trevor The Dog, And A Friar Named Ralph, Pull Off An Epic Escape In The Evil Duke’s Airship
Scrumptious Hamada And The Big Week
...so big, really The Doclopedia #2,432 Game Changers: Total Recycling Of all the game changers we've discussed, none had as huge an effect on the world, especially the environment, as total recycling did on Earth 4-J. Quite simply put, it pretty much tanked the world economy overnight, then replaced it with a new one. Total … Continue reading Scrumptious Hamada And The Big Week
Irish People Try Being English People
...nope, I don't think they will The Doclopedia #2,431 Game Changers: Airships On Earth 1-T, as on many alternate realities, the May 6, 1937, crash and fire of the Hindenburg pretty much shut down the Age of Airships. It scared the crap out of most people, which allowed the airlines to trumpet their own safety … Continue reading Irish People Try Being English People
Why I Chased A Goat Through A House
...he owed me money The Doclopedia #2,430 Game Changers: Stalin's Curse As we have all learned in recent years, nothing changes things like a worldwide pandemic. Unless, of course, it's a much deadlier, longer lasting pandemic.On Earth 2-G, shortly after signing the Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact in the summer of 1939, Stalin, who in that reality wisely … Continue reading Why I Chased A Goat Through A House
Fully Funded In 4.5 Seconds!
...no, that's not true The Doclopedia #2,429 Game Changers: Honesty Gas Discovered by accident in a private laboratory in Spain on Earth D-11, this odorless, colorless gas changed the game but good.When released in an area, the gas cause people to visibly relax and truthfully answer any question put to them, regardless of what it … Continue reading Fully Funded In 4.5 Seconds!
Those Darned Orcs!
...they're so wacky! The Doclopedia #2,428 Game Changers: Genius Cars In our world of 2022, a self driving car is still pretty much an experimental thing that you can't buy and that many people don't trust anyway. But we do have Uber and Lyft and other sort of taxi services that people do use often.On … Continue reading Those Darned Orcs!
Rocks & Socks In A Box
...without locks The Doclopedia #2,427 Game Changers: Robot Cops On many Earths, humans invented devices, processes, and life forms that changed the face of civilization rapidly. Here are a few examples of such game changers.Earth 6-A is about two decades ahead of our Earth where most technology is concerned. That's why, in 2012, they were … Continue reading Rocks & Socks In A Box
The Kitty Cats Are Looking Very Shifty Tonight
...we, every night, really The Doclopedia #2,426 Game Changers: Tower Farms On many Earths, humans invented devices, processes, and life forms that changed the face of civilization rapidly. Here are a few examples of such game changers.On Earth 8-D, in 1930, Kansas farmer and inventor Walton Towers could see that the soil in the Great … Continue reading The Kitty Cats Are Looking Very Shifty Tonight
The Candy Dwarves Are On The March
...to the licorice mines The Doclopedia #2,425 Facts About Potions: Storage Storage of your potions is less about protecting the contents from degradation, since properly made potions are very stable, but much more about protection from theft.Potion theft is a very real thing that affects as much as 15% of Guild members. The crime is … Continue reading The Candy Dwarves Are On The March
2 Boi Dogz
...not a musical group The Doclopedia #2,423 Facts About Potions: Testing Once your potion is completed, it must be tested. There are several potential ways to do this.First of all, if possible, you may test it on an animal. Rats, chickens, mice, frogs...all of these and many more can prove useful, IF the potion does … Continue reading 2 Boi Dogz
Looking For A Perfect Taco
...a fun and tasty pastime The Doclopedia #2,422 Facts About Potions: Creation The most dangerous part of the potion making process is always the creation portion. The number of things that can go wrong, especially with long and involved creation processes, are enormous. Anything from improper measurement to wrong temperature to stirring too long in … Continue reading Looking For A Perfect Taco
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