...don't ask how much of it we ate . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,158 Rare Birds: Yellow Headed Duck . One of the rarest of all ducks, the, the Yellow Headed Duck is found only in a few very remote areas of Southeast Asia. It is a small duck, with black plumage, but … Continue reading Forty Pound Of Cake
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My Theory About Everything
...is that everything sucks . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,156 Rare Birds: Red Barking Jay . Another member of the “Annoying Birds” category is the Red Barking Jay, found throughout the United Kingdom and Ireland. This medium sized jay has rusty red feathers and a normal jay life cycle. It is commonly found … Continue reading My Theory About Everything
No Skweening Allowed!
...move along, you skweeners! . Become A Patron . The Doclopedia #2,154 Rare Birds: White Winged Jackhammer . Although many people consider this bird the most annoying avian on the planet, that is only because they've never encountered an Eastern Crapping Crow. Still, the White Winged Jackhammer is very annoying. A relative of the woodpecker, … Continue reading No Skweening Allowed!
Chapter 996: In Which Our Hero, Returning Home To England, Has To Outwit A Guard Goat And Run Off With A Bag Of Money
...guard goat? . Become A Patron . The Doclopedia #2,151 Places NOT To Go: Sabula 4 . Attention Spacer! This is an automated warning from Sector 936 Command! You are approaching the Class 5 planet Sabila 4. It is recommended that unless you are experiencing a dire failure of ship's systems, you should not land … Continue reading Chapter 996: In Which Our Hero, Returning Home To England, Has To Outwit A Guard Goat And Run Off With A Bag Of Money
The Mystery Hat
...the mystery was why anyone wore it . Become A Patron . The Doclopedia #2,148 Places NOT To Go: The Dog And Fish Pub . No, we are not going there. The last time we were at the Dog and Fish, you and Skloris started a fight with two big fishermen and if it hadn't … Continue reading The Mystery Hat
Here’s What The Cool Dogs Say
...woof woof, dude . Become A Patron . The Doclopedia #2,145 Places NOT To Go: Demon Island . Demon Island? Are you mental? It's a big damned island where DEMONS LIVE? Why the hell would you want to go there? Treasure? TREASURE? What the fuck good is treasure going to do for you when a … Continue reading Here’s What The Cool Dogs Say
Doc Tempest And The Giant On The Mountain
...from the July, 1961 issue . Become A Patron . The Doclopedia #2,142 Linked Characters: Cal Montoya . While he has indeed worked as Olin Westburn's assistant for three months now, Cal is also a very skilled detective, having learned a lot from his father, a Phoenix police detective, and his uncle, an FBI agent. … Continue reading Doc Tempest And The Giant On The Mountain
Fire Shoes
...I got them at a fire sale . Become A Patron . The Doclopedia #2,139 Linked Characters: Tamara Robbins . Tamara is a 24 year old woman from Los Angeles. She graduated from UCLA two years ago. She lives with her younger sister, Aggie, and their cousins, Belinda, in a middle class neighborhood in San … Continue reading Fire Shoes
That Weekend At The Ghost House
...we did not see a single ghost . Become A Patron . The Doclopedia #2,136 More Assorted Books: The Best Of Spicy Outdoor Stories . Even though this is a collection of sexy stories from the 1928-1933 run of Spicy Outdoor Stories, anyone expecting actual sex or even sexy language is going to be mighty … Continue reading That Weekend At The Ghost House
Splatter Cat And The Big Mouse
...like, a 3 pound mouse . Become A Patron . The Doclopedia #2,133 More Assorted Books: A Guide To The Island Of Monsters . Really, this is more a pamphlet than an actual book, but it is very informative about the Island of Monsters. The map is excellent and the monster descriptions, though short, tell … Continue reading Splatter Cat And The Big Mouse
Bag Of Molding
...ewww! . Become A Patron . The Doclopedia #2,131 How I Did It!: Kept Star Trek On The Air . I did this bit of time tinkering fairly close to home, on Earth 1-F. It started by going the easy route and having Gene Roddenberry make the second pilot, “Where No Man Has Gone Before”, … Continue reading Bag Of Molding
The Wonderful Frog
...he was really great . Become A Patron . The Doclopedia #2,129 That Time We Did That Thing: On The Mountain . By Mark Ford . Doc asked me to come by for a mug of his fiendishly strong tea and to “run an idea past me”. Since my liver and kidneys were in decent … Continue reading The Wonderful Frog
Stark Trek
...damn it, Tony! . Become A Patron . The Doclopedia #2,127 That Time We Did That Thing: In The Forest UNDER RECONSTRUCTION . . The Doclopedia #2,128 That Time We Did That Thing: Driving Down Interstate 5 UNDER RECONSTRUCTION
Handsome Joe Has A Party
...and there is cake . Become A Patron . The Doclopedia #2,125 A Short Lecture: Your Vacation Destination . Now, before we get into this whole vacation selection process, you'll need to decide where you want to go and what sort of vacation you want. This is a decision not lightly made, should your spouse … Continue reading Handsome Joe Has A Party
Mexican Jenny Goes To War
...against the neighbor's crowing rooster . Become A Patron . The Doclopedia #2,123 A Short Lecture: Why A Dog? . To get right into it, why not a dog? Are you some sort of dog hater? Do you have an allergy, or perhaps a fear of dogs? For that matter, do dogs not like you? … Continue reading Mexican Jenny Goes To War
A Slick New Look!
...just not here . Become A Patron . The Doclopedia #2,120 When Lulu Spilled Her Purse: The Emergency Panties Emergency . At the tender age of 16, young Max Walker had very little up close experience with women or their panties. Not that he was bad looking, he wasn't. It was mostly his shyness and … Continue reading A Slick New Look!
Rat Town
...it's cheesy . Become A Patron . The Doclopedia #2,118 When Lulu Spilled Her Purse: The Lipstick Panic If there was one thing you could count on Lulu Smelm to be, it was clumsy. This was a young woman who, by the time she was 13, had walked into 9 different glass doors, fallen down … Continue reading Rat Town
The Unfortunate Pasta Incident
...don't ask about it, ever. . Become A Patron . The Doclopedia #2,116 A Fist Full Of McGuffins: The Mask Of Satan Who is the villain that wears the Mask of Satan? Is it a mad Cult Leader obsessed with awaking ancient dread gods using the terrible mask and the powers of darkness? Perhaps he's … Continue reading The Unfortunate Pasta Incident
It’s All Fun & Games Until You Miss The Boat
...then you have to steal a boat to get to the boat . Become A Patron . The Doclopedia #2,114 A Fist Full Of McGuffins: The Kraken Program What is the Kraken Program? Why do all the TopCorps want it? Why are the Doomsday Kids sending hackers after it on the net and musclegirls after … Continue reading It’s All Fun & Games Until You Miss The Boat
Ice Dice
...are nice dice . Become A Patron . The Doclopedia #2,112 A Fist Full Of McGuffins: The Wexler Formula The Wexler Formula is vital to the Space Program and everyone wants it. The Russians and Chinese are both after it, but so is Dr. Von Ruger, Wexler's rival and not so reformed Nazi scientist. In … Continue reading Ice Dice
Dr. Silkmelon And Mister Porkwaffle Meet The Queen
...as opposed to meeting a queen . Become A Patron . The Doclopedia #2,109 Guest Authors Write Warning Labels: Auntie Lizzie's Ghoulash By Avis Crane Product Warning Label Auntie Lizzie's Ghoulash is a tasty stew in the traditional Hungarian style, made with only the best, well-aged locally-sourced ghouls! Please observe the following preparation notes for … Continue reading Dr. Silkmelon And Mister Porkwaffle Meet The Queen
High Speed Internut
...blindingly fast! . Become A Patron . The Doclopedia #2,107 Guest Authors Write Warning Labels: Robot Tree Trimmer By William Reger WARNING! Do not attempt to alter, adjust, tamper, or remove the Robot Tree Trimmer restraint chip. No matter what it says, it does not meet the requirements to be considered a sapient creature. … Continue reading High Speed Internut
Cats Playing Cards, Bunnies Shooting Craps, Dogs Playing Keno
...it's casino night! . Become A Patron . The Doclopedia #2,104 Guest Authors Write Warning Labels: Inflatable Armor By Kevin Rice Inflatable Armor ™ is fun for the whole family! It makes you bounce like a ball! It protects you from falls! The kids love it! WARNING: Inflatable Armor ™ offers no protection from … Continue reading Cats Playing Cards, Bunnies Shooting Craps, Dogs Playing Keno
The Seeing The Light At The End Of The Tunnel, But Still Cheerily Running Toward Danger Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Atomic Burp
...co-starring her long lost Uncle Otis Q. Spackleworth . Become A Patron . The Doclopedia #2,103 The Minorka Story: In Which The OTHER Minorkas Taste The Strangeness It's been 2 weeks since Horace & Minnie Minorka left for Florida and I'm told that they are now in Gainesville and doing well in their new home. … Continue reading The Seeing The Light At The End Of The Tunnel, But Still Cheerily Running Toward Danger Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Atomic Burp
Mr. Sort Of Wrong
...but also sort of right . Become A Patron . The Doclopedia #2,101 The Minorka Story: In Which Mr. Minorka Shuts Out The World, But Not His Wife Our Story Thus Far: After spending a couple of nights in jail (Mr Minorka) and a couple of nights under psychiatric evaluation (Mrs Minorka), they were … Continue reading Mr. Sort Of Wrong
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