...and nobody is complaining The Doclopedia #3,434 What The Hell Was That?: Short Wind Storm “That was a hell of a wind storm for the 30 seconds it lasted. Tirdon, do you have any idea what caused it? An air elemental? Not likely. Feri, Breek, and I met an air elemental a few years back, … Continue reading Reality Will Be Postponed Tonight
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The Raccoon Story
...starring raccoons! The Doclopedia #3,433 What The Hell Was That?: Multicolor Fireball “Miss Redfoot, despite my being 167 years old, a Grand Master of Wizardry, having taught here for 52 years, and having adventured for 30 years in my youth, I have never, not even once, seen a Fireball change color 6 times before striking … Continue reading The Raccoon Story
Ziggy Zagged
...Ziggy regretted that The Doclopedia #3,432 What The Hell Was That?: Low Moan “M..M..Mac! Did you just hear a low moan? Because I just heard a low moan and it didn't come from you or me, so where did it come from? Look around? Mac, I don't even want to be here. This warehouse is … Continue reading Ziggy Zagged
Ask Me About Our EZ Credit!
...interest is only 90% The Doclopedia #3,431 What The Hell Was That?: Pig Stampede “Holy crap, Carol, are you okay? How about you, Aggie? Good, good. Where the hell did all those pigs come from? There must have been 200 of them. Durkin's farm? Yeah, that is just over the hill. I don't know what … Continue reading Ask Me About Our EZ Credit!
Toy Drum On The Table
...ratatatat The Doclopedia #3,430 What The Hell Was That?: A Hot Sneeze “Sweet mother of a hundred cats, what the hell kind of sneeze was that, Gurndl? A gout of flame two feet long shot out of your nose! Wait! Wait! You tasted some of that Draconic Ale, didn't you? Master Zavard will not be … Continue reading Toy Drum On The Table
The Dancey, Romancey, Get Out Of Your Pants-y Story of Mostly Purple Patty And The Junior Prom
...co-starring her date, Buffly Blue Brad The Doclopedia #3,429 Doing Things In Different Genres: Getting Paid Pulp: Either your wealthy benefactor pays you, or you take a generous cut from the valuable stuff you found on your recent adventure. Old West: The bounty on the Kansas Kid was $200.00, and you can collect it from … Continue reading The Dancey, Romancey, Get Out Of Your Pants-y Story of Mostly Purple Patty And The Junior Prom
Smacked By A Frying Pan
...splaaaaannnngggg The Doclopedia #3,428 Doing Things In Different Genres: Cooking While Drunk Modern Humor: You are supposed to be cooking a fancy dinner for important people, but you and your team started tasting the various wines and now you're all half blotto. Old West: Your cook done got sick, so now you cowpokes have to … Continue reading Smacked By A Frying Pan
Sleepy Thyme
...shh, don't wake it The Doclopedia #3,427 Doing Things In Different Genres: Sorting Loot During A Storm Horror: It's dark, cold, and you've lost count because you heard a slurping noise. Modern Strangeness: You and your buddies are in an alley divvying up the loot from that bodega, when you see the owner coming, but … Continue reading Sleepy Thyme
The Rare And Beautiful Sparkly Wombat Of Potawango Island
...they look so cool The Doclopedia #3,425 Doing Things In Different Genres: Doing Jobs 1920s Crime: $500 bucks if you go steal two truckloads of whiskey from a warehouse in Joliet and bring them back to Chicago. Modern Espionage: Unaware you are CIA, Mossad offers you $200,000.00 to get info on a British operation in … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Sparkly Wombat Of Potawango Island
Tiger Pants
...look so good The Doclopedia #3,423 Doing Things In Different Genres: Getting A Job Offer Pulp: The government wants your help in stopping whoever is stealing boxcars from moving trains. Old West: Bart Murphy, the wealthiest man in Kansas, wants you to escort his two ne'er do well sons to a big cattle auction in … Continue reading Tiger Pants
Curse You, Soup Pixies!
...cream of broccoli, yuck! The Doclopedia #3,422 One Thing Leads To Another: Going To See The Big Guy Let me explain, Andre, before you get too worked up. We were going to see the Big Guy down at his place in Tours, as you asked. However, traffic was terrible due to a big accident on … Continue reading Curse You, Soup Pixies!
More Hot News
...and a bit of cold news, too The Doclopedia #3,421 One Thing Leads To Another: Talking To Pam I was just standing there, talking to my neighbor Pam about those three young men who moved into Mrs Collin's old house,when it happened. Oh, well,we were talking about how they have those hot rod cars and … Continue reading More Hot News
Golden Stories Of Gay Pirate Adventures
...they'll shiver your timber The Doclopedia #3,420 One Thing Leads To Another: Finding Oscar's Wallet So, you know how Oscar is always losing things? Well, he lost his wallet somewhere between Selma's house and here. So me and Pabs tell him we'll help him find it. He goes back to Selma's with Lisa and me … Continue reading Golden Stories Of Gay Pirate Adventures
The Kitty Cats Mess With Bucky & Squint
...which is not really difficult The Doclopedia #3,422 One Thing Leads To Another: Going To See The Big Guy Let me explain, Andre, before you get too worked up. We were going to see the Big Guy down at his place in Tours, as you asked. However, traffic was terrible due to a big accident … Continue reading The Kitty Cats Mess With Bucky & Squint
Chipmunk Warriors
...little, but tough The Doclopedia #3,421 One Thing Leads To Another: Talking To Pam I was just standing there, talking to my neighbor Pam about those three young men who moved into Mrs Collin's old house,when it happened. Oh, well,we were talking about how they have those hot rod cars and the Italian looking one … Continue reading Chipmunk Warriors
Holding On To A Hot Rock
...not that kind The Doclopedia #3,420 One Thing Leads To Another: Finding Oscar's Wallet So, you know how Oscar is always losing things? Well, he lost his wallet somewhere between Selma's house and here. So me and Pabs tell him we'll help him find it. He goes back to Selma's with Lisa and me and … Continue reading Holding On To A Hot Rock
The Dancing Elks Hated Butte, Montana
...they don't like snow and hunters The Doclopedia #3,419 Drinks For The Devout Worshiper: The Tea Of Wisdom For a simple jolt of wisdom, do this... Into your Hunzin tea pot, place two spoons of Fravil tea, 3 Vaa berries, and a pinch of salt. Now pour boiling water from your Hunzin kettle into the … Continue reading The Dancing Elks Hated Butte, Montana
Billy The Squid
...undersea outlaw The Doclopedia #3,418 Drinks For The Devout Worshiper: The Milk Of Redemption Pay attention, foul sinners, and follow this recipe to REDEMPTION! You will need the milk of a Holy Goat of Dwinn. No less than a gallon, you twice damned slacker! And you must drink it all within 12 hours, too! Take … Continue reading Billy The Squid
Popsy Wins!
...not sure what he wonThe Doclopedia #3,417 Drinks For The Devout Worshiper: The Hot Wine Of Sokkoth You cannot make this wine, due to the rare peppers it requires. You must buy it from a Domerian wineseller. Expect it to cost around 600 skwells. The wine must be consumed over a 4 day period, while … Continue reading Popsy Wins!
Booger The Bull Chases Farmer Frank
...no steers around here, Frank The Doclopedia #3,416 Drinks For The Devout Worshiper: The Virgintini First, find a virgin between the ages of 18 and 25. Have her pray for Purity and Wisdon over the following things... One ounce each of acvos, brintantin, and kee. A shaker half filled with ice that has been blessed … Continue reading Booger The Bull Chases Farmer Frank
Sandwiches For The Tired And Poor
...turkey or ham, your choice The Doclopedia #3,415 Drinks For The Devout Worshiper: The Water Of Divine Strength This is an easy drink to prepare, if your body and mind are pure enough. First, you must buy a water barrel of no less than 3 gallons capacity, made of iron coated with a blessed ceramic. … Continue reading Sandwiches For The Tired And Poor
Helpful Hints For Harried Households
...first off, calm the fuck down and have a drink The Doclopedia #3,414 Drinks For The Devout Worshiper: The Enlightening Fruit Drink If your faith is pure and you are of the Blue Plane or higher, this drink, blessed by Olfiro itself, will reveal to you a great secret. You will need... 2 ripe Gnoth … Continue reading Helpful Hints For Harried Households
OnlyFangs
...hot vampires for you The Doclopedia #3,413 Alt. Movie Franchises: The James Bond Series Number Of Films: 27 Connery From RussiaWith Love Casino Royale Goldfinger Dr.No Live And Let Die Diamonds Are Forever Moonraker Moore Thunderball On Her Majesty's Secret Service For Your Eyes Only The Spy Who Loved Me You Only Live Twice Dalton … Continue reading OnlyFangs
Chapter One: In Which The Grandson Of Our Hero Leaves Town Ahead Of Several Angry Women
...on his trusty steed, Quincy The Doclopedia #3,412 Alt. Movie Franchises: The Sinbad Series Number Of Films: 6 The Seventh Voyage Of Sinbad (1958) Sinbad and The Tiger's Eye (1963) Sinbad At World's End (1967) The Silver Voyage Of Sinbad (1973) Sinbad on Mars (1978) Sinbad and the Return To Colossa (1986) Roy Harrison, the … Continue reading Chapter One: In Which The Grandson Of Our Hero Leaves Town Ahead Of Several Angry Women
How Odd Can You Be?
...pretty fucking odd, as it turns out The Doclopedia #3,411 Alt. Movie Franchises: The Rodney Rabbit Series Number Of Films: 5 Who Framed Rodney Rabbit? (1984) Rodney Rabbit in Battlin' Bunny (1988) Rodney Rabbit in Cowboy Rodney (1992) Rodney Rabbit in Moony Loons (1996) Rodney Rabbit in Goldweasel (2000) On Earth 2-E, the first Rodney … Continue reading How Odd Can You Be?
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