...poor little cephalopod . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,216 People You Might Meet: Mr. Sonenberry . Realities Where Most Often Encountered: Any Standard Earth between 2030 and 2150 Mr. Sonenberry is a dealer in bleeding edge high tech weaponry. How bleeding edge? He usually only has one or two prototypes of each weapon. … Continue reading Rambunctious Prawns Befuddled My Squid
Author: Doc Cross
I'm Doc. I live in Sacramento, California with my wife, Grace, and two dogs named Yoyo and Duke. I've been blogging for 22 years. I'm a TTRPG gamer, a gardener, dog lover, cook, and unrepentant scalawag. I write things that I think people might enjoy reading, especially if they are roleplayers or just strange. I hope you enjoy reading my stuff.
Flying Girl Namiko
...more fake anime . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,214 People You Might Meet: Lily Ambrose . Realities Where Most Often Encountered: Almost any.Lily Ambrose is 5' 6” of blonde, blue eyed pure sexuality. She is a sex worker specializing in men and women with plenty of disposable income. Her waiting list is full … Continue reading Flying Girl Namiko
Concerto For Kazoo And Whoopie Cushion
...better sounding than you might think. . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,212 People You Might Meet: Strange Eddie . Realities Where Most Often Encountered: Late 19th to early 21st Century Basic Earth You might meet Strange Eddie on any big city street between the years 1875 and 2025. He could be any ethnicity … Continue reading Concerto For Kazoo And Whoopie Cushion
Not A Love Story
...more of a like story . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,210 Just A Short Note: From My Quantum Mechanic, Joe . Boss, Just thought I should let you that the pulsators on the antigrave units are shot, so until I can replace them, Sweetie can't fly anywhere. She's a little put out by … Continue reading Not A Love Story
Shit Golems Are The Worst!
...just gross and disgusting . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,208 Just A Short Note: From My Friend, Avis . Doc, I need you to come by and pick up that 20 sided die I bought when we all went to PotterEarth 4. I rolled it last night and got an 11, then 11 … Continue reading Shit Golems Are The Worst!
Blue Suit Music
...you know the kind I mean . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,206 Just A Short Note: From My Grandson, Brownie . Grandpa! There's some sort of shit monster in Storeroom 4! I was looking for a drill and I opened the door and it came running toward me! It smelled horrible! I shut … Continue reading Blue Suit Music
Killer Dice From Hell
...they wait and plan . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,204 Just A Short Note: From My D&D Players . Doc, No gaming for the next TWO MONTHS??? AIIIEEEEEEE! Not even a one hour session? We were in the middle of a fight! You hinted there might be a vampire about! NO GAMES FOR … Continue reading Killer Dice From Hell
My Very Clever Plans
...oft go awry . NOTE: I'm working for the Census, doing stuff that should have been done in the early spring, but was delayed by the plague. There is an Extreme Heat Warning going on, with temps in the 106 to 111 range. No fun! . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,202 Just A … Continue reading My Very Clever Plans
The Rare & Beautiful Four Winged Laughing Thrush Of Potawango Island
...they just laugh all day . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,200 A Pointcrawl In 8 Points: Point 7: Bigwood . Note: A pointcrawl is a way for a GM to map out an adventure that has a point to point path, at least for the main adventure. It is often, but not always, … Continue reading The Rare & Beautiful Four Winged Laughing Thrush Of Potawango Island
A Series Of Singular Dogs
...starting with Roscoe . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,198 A Pointcrawl In 8 Points: Point 5: Iron Lake . Note: A pointcrawl is a way for a GM to map out an adventure that has a point to point path, at least for the main adventure. It is often, but not always, a … Continue reading A Series Of Singular Dogs
Free Clams!
...much happier than clams in jail . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,196 A Pointcrawl In 8 Points: Point 3: Fort Ornok . Note: A pointcrawl is a way for a GM to map out an adventure that has a point to point path, at least for the main adventure. It is often, but … Continue reading Free Clams!
It’s All Fun & Games Until Your Mom Asks You About The Stain On The Backseat Of Her New Car
...possibly based upon a true story . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,194 A Pointcrawl In 8 Points: Starting Point: Redstone City . Note: A pointcrawl is a way for a GM to map out an adventure that has a point to point path, at least for the main adventure. It is often, but … Continue reading It’s All Fun & Games Until Your Mom Asks You About The Stain On The Backseat Of Her New Car
Cheese Fun!
….stinky, but fun! . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,192 New From Wilton & Cox: Electrical Gloves . One of our newest items! When powered on by a long press of the buttons on each glove, they can deliver enough of a shock to stun a horse. You must touch with both gloves. Available … Continue reading Cheese Fun!
What’s That On Your Face?
...not there, up and to your right. . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,190 New From Wilton & Cox: Sickness Mints These new mints will make you appear to be very sick within a minute of you swallowing them. Combined with your own acting skills, this can extricate you from situations you would rather … Continue reading What’s That On Your Face?
Six Murder Hobos In A Castle
...this will not end well . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,188 New From Wilton & Cox: Fog Hat . When you need to escape, why not create some fog? Or smoke, as is actually the case with these hats. Just drop a match into the overturned hat and seconds later, a large room … Continue reading Six Murder Hobos In A Castle
Undead Ant Stuff
...I have no clue why they're undead. . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,186 New From Wilton & Cox: Hypodermic Pen . It looks like and high quality fountain pen, but with a mere tap of your finger, a needle appears and injects any drug or poison you choose. You can find a list … Continue reading Undead Ant Stuff
No, Mr. Bond, I Expect You To Make Me A Sandwich
...NOW! . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,184 New From Wilton & Cox: Dual Bladed Sword Cane . New this season, we have a sword cane for the man who might find himself accosted by more than one ruffian. Made of finest oak, when a secret release trigger in the center of the cane … Continue reading No, Mr. Bond, I Expect You To Make Me A Sandwich
My Grandson, The Time Dude
...we are very proud of him . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,182 Hot Spots: Herak's Tower . Oh yeah, old Herak's Tower! That was a miserable job, that was. 200 feet tall, high rising stairs and hotter that demon piss. Fuckin' fire lovin' creatures everywhere. Ask Mina there about the flame flies. Hahaha! … Continue reading My Grandson, The Time Dude
Mrs. Wangdoodle Climbs A Mountain
...in her housecoat and slippers! . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,180 Hot Spots: Po'Eox 3 . This is a Hell Planet. Temperatures on the surface average about 180 degrees and can hit 250 in some areas. There is almost no surface water and what there is will poison you. The 50 hour day … Continue reading Mrs. Wangdoodle Climbs A Mountain
How To Deal With Naughty Aliens
...beat the shit out of them! . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,178 Hot Spots: Mount Tromagor . Located in the northwestern corner of Driamus, Mount Tromagor is a 13,000 foot tall volcano covered in gas vents, geysers, mud pots and several small flows of fast moving lava. Every hundred yearsor so, it erupts, … Continue reading How To Deal With Naughty Aliens
Sklob!
...accept no substitutes! . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,176 You've Found A...: Power Belt . Hey, Duke, whatcha got there, boy? Did you find something dead, cos I'm not...HOLY SHIT! That's a power belt just like Mr. Justice wears! I heard it give him his super strength and stuff. Wow! This one looks … Continue reading Sklob!
The Happily Goofy, Yet Sadly Sweet, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Long Overdue Retirement
...co-starring her little dog, Snoodles Yes, after years and years of usually being the first subject line of the month, Mostly Purple Patty is retiring...at least for a couple of years. . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,174 You've Found A...: Sea Chest . Well now, young Ian, let's see what ya got here. … Continue reading The Happily Goofy, Yet Sadly Sweet, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Long Overdue Retirement
We Are On A Roll Here, Folks!
...an enormous roll! Become a Patron! The Doclopedia #2,172 You've Found A...: Man's Hat Hmm, this looks like the hat Pops Lurry was wearing at the courthouse this morning. Yeah, there's his name under the inside sweatband. Now what would an old black bar owner be doing out here in a rich white neighborhood? Something … Continue reading We Are On A Roll Here, Folks!
Back In The Timey Wimey SaddleAgain!
…and it feels good . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,170 You’ve Found A…: Belt Pouch It looks pretty work, Suka. Let’s look inside. Might have a few coppers. Hmm, 5 coppers, a silver, this old corroded amulet and a glowing red rock. I’m no expert, but that amulet might be worth something and … Continue reading Back In The Timey Wimey SaddleAgain!
Gravel Road Memories
...sadly, most of them are not safe for work . Remember, kids, the annual CritterCon trip starts tomorrow! . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,168 You Have Three Choices: For What You Transform Into . 1: Yeah, I know, fucking polymorph potions, but we gotta do it. I'm thinking a dog, one of them … Continue reading Gravel Road Memories
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