...which is all of them, really. . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,166 You Have Three Choices: For One Super Power . 1: Flight is good and useful. You won't be bulletproof or superstrong, but who's going to be able to hit you at 300 miles an hour or 5,000 feet up? And think … Continue reading Interesting Chipmunks
Author: Doc Cross
I'm Doc. I live in Sacramento, California with my wife, Grace, and two dogs named Yoyo and Duke. I've been blogging for 22 years. I'm a TTRPG gamer, a gardener, dog lover, cook, and unrepentant scalawag. I write things that I think people might enjoy reading, especially if they are roleplayers or just strange. I hope you enjoy reading my stuff.
Not In This Issue: Clams, Hams or Beaver Dams
...but we do have jams . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,164 You Have Three Choices: For Who To Date . 1: The blonds is cute, likes board games, knows great places to eat and has a good sense of humor. They do seem a bit taken with talking about their pets, and maybe … Continue reading Not In This Issue: Clams, Hams or Beaver Dams
It Was A Long Way To Drive For Enchiladas
...but lord have mercy, they were great enchiladas . Gentle Readers: This coming Thursday will mark the start of our 13th annual CritterCon trip. Please join us here then for 12 days of fun and funny imaginary trip & con reports. . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,162 You Have Three Choices: For Which … Continue reading It Was A Long Way To Drive For Enchiladas
It’s All Fun And Games Until The Giant Minks Invade
...soft furred killers . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,160 You Have Three Choices: For Leaving Town . 1: Head west on the interstate. It's late, so traffic will be pretty light and you can make good time IF Moran doesn't alert all his paid highway cops. 2: Cross the bridge and head nort, … Continue reading It’s All Fun And Games Until The Giant Minks Invade
Forty Pound Of Cake
...don't ask how much of it we ate . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,158 Rare Birds: Yellow Headed Duck . One of the rarest of all ducks, the, the Yellow Headed Duck is found only in a few very remote areas of Southeast Asia. It is a small duck, with black plumage, but … Continue reading Forty Pound Of Cake
My Theory About Everything
...is that everything sucks . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #2,156 Rare Birds: Red Barking Jay . Another member of the “Annoying Birds” category is the Red Barking Jay, found throughout the United Kingdom and Ireland. This medium sized jay has rusty red feathers and a normal jay life cycle. It is commonly found … Continue reading My Theory About Everything
No Skweening Allowed!
...move along, you skweeners! . Become A Patron . The Doclopedia #2,154 Rare Birds: White Winged Jackhammer . Although many people consider this bird the most annoying avian on the planet, that is only because they've never encountered an Eastern Crapping Crow. Still, the White Winged Jackhammer is very annoying. A relative of the woodpecker, … Continue reading No Skweening Allowed!
Chapter 996: In Which Our Hero, Returning Home To England, Has To Outwit A Guard Goat And Run Off With A Bag Of Money
...guard goat? . Become A Patron . The Doclopedia #2,151 Places NOT To Go: Sabula 4 . Attention Spacer! This is an automated warning from Sector 936 Command! You are approaching the Class 5 planet Sabila 4. It is recommended that unless you are experiencing a dire failure of ship's systems, you should not land … Continue reading Chapter 996: In Which Our Hero, Returning Home To England, Has To Outwit A Guard Goat And Run Off With A Bag Of Money
The Mystery Hat
...the mystery was why anyone wore it . Become A Patron . The Doclopedia #2,148 Places NOT To Go: The Dog And Fish Pub . No, we are not going there. The last time we were at the Dog and Fish, you and Skloris started a fight with two big fishermen and if it hadn't … Continue reading The Mystery Hat
Here’s What The Cool Dogs Say
...woof woof, dude . Become A Patron . The Doclopedia #2,145 Places NOT To Go: Demon Island . Demon Island? Are you mental? It's a big damned island where DEMONS LIVE? Why the hell would you want to go there? Treasure? TREASURE? What the fuck good is treasure going to do for you when a … Continue reading Here’s What The Cool Dogs Say
Doc Tempest And The Giant On The Mountain
...from the July, 1961 issue . Become A Patron . The Doclopedia #2,142 Linked Characters: Cal Montoya . While he has indeed worked as Olin Westburn's assistant for three months now, Cal is also a very skilled detective, having learned a lot from his father, a Phoenix police detective, and his uncle, an FBI agent. … Continue reading Doc Tempest And The Giant On The Mountain
Fire Shoes
...I got them at a fire sale . Become A Patron . The Doclopedia #2,139 Linked Characters: Tamara Robbins . Tamara is a 24 year old woman from Los Angeles. She graduated from UCLA two years ago. She lives with her younger sister, Aggie, and their cousins, Belinda, in a middle class neighborhood in San … Continue reading Fire Shoes
That Weekend At The Ghost House
...we did not see a single ghost . Become A Patron . The Doclopedia #2,136 More Assorted Books: The Best Of Spicy Outdoor Stories . Even though this is a collection of sexy stories from the 1928-1933 run of Spicy Outdoor Stories, anyone expecting actual sex or even sexy language is going to be mighty … Continue reading That Weekend At The Ghost House
Splatter Cat And The Big Mouse
...like, a 3 pound mouse . Become A Patron . The Doclopedia #2,133 More Assorted Books: A Guide To The Island Of Monsters . Really, this is more a pamphlet than an actual book, but it is very informative about the Island of Monsters. The map is excellent and the monster descriptions, though short, tell … Continue reading Splatter Cat And The Big Mouse
Bag Of Molding
...ewww! . Become A Patron . The Doclopedia #2,131 How I Did It!: Kept Star Trek On The Air . I did this bit of time tinkering fairly close to home, on Earth 1-F. It started by going the easy route and having Gene Roddenberry make the second pilot, “Where No Man Has Gone Before”, … Continue reading Bag Of Molding
The Wonderful Frog
...he was really great . Become A Patron . The Doclopedia #2,129 That Time We Did That Thing: On The Mountain . By Mark Ford . Doc asked me to come by for a mug of his fiendishly strong tea and to “run an idea past me”. Since my liver and kidneys were in decent … Continue reading The Wonderful Frog
Stark Trek
...damn it, Tony! . Become A Patron . The Doclopedia #2,127 That Time We Did That Thing: In The Forest UNDER RECONSTRUCTION . . The Doclopedia #2,128 That Time We Did That Thing: Driving Down Interstate 5 UNDER RECONSTRUCTION
Handsome Joe Has A Party
...and there is cake . Become A Patron . The Doclopedia #2,125 A Short Lecture: Your Vacation Destination . Now, before we get into this whole vacation selection process, you'll need to decide where you want to go and what sort of vacation you want. This is a decision not lightly made, should your spouse … Continue reading Handsome Joe Has A Party
Mexican Jenny Goes To War
...against the neighbor's crowing rooster . Become A Patron . The Doclopedia #2,123 A Short Lecture: Why A Dog? . To get right into it, why not a dog? Are you some sort of dog hater? Do you have an allergy, or perhaps a fear of dogs? For that matter, do dogs not like you? … Continue reading Mexican Jenny Goes To War
A Slick New Look!
...just not here . Become A Patron . The Doclopedia #2,120 When Lulu Spilled Her Purse: The Emergency Panties Emergency . At the tender age of 16, young Max Walker had very little up close experience with women or their panties. Not that he was bad looking, he wasn't. It was mostly his shyness and … Continue reading A Slick New Look!
Rat Town
...it's cheesy . Become A Patron . The Doclopedia #2,118 When Lulu Spilled Her Purse: The Lipstick Panic If there was one thing you could count on Lulu Smelm to be, it was clumsy. This was a young woman who, by the time she was 13, had walked into 9 different glass doors, fallen down … Continue reading Rat Town
The Unfortunate Pasta Incident
...don't ask about it, ever. . Become A Patron . The Doclopedia #2,116 A Fist Full Of McGuffins: The Mask Of Satan Who is the villain that wears the Mask of Satan? Is it a mad Cult Leader obsessed with awaking ancient dread gods using the terrible mask and the powers of darkness? Perhaps he's … Continue reading The Unfortunate Pasta Incident
It’s All Fun & Games Until You Miss The Boat
...then you have to steal a boat to get to the boat . Become A Patron . The Doclopedia #2,114 A Fist Full Of McGuffins: The Kraken Program What is the Kraken Program? Why do all the TopCorps want it? Why are the Doomsday Kids sending hackers after it on the net and musclegirls after … Continue reading It’s All Fun & Games Until You Miss The Boat
Ice Dice
...are nice dice . Become A Patron . The Doclopedia #2,112 A Fist Full Of McGuffins: The Wexler Formula The Wexler Formula is vital to the Space Program and everyone wants it. The Russians and Chinese are both after it, but so is Dr. Von Ruger, Wexler's rival and not so reformed Nazi scientist. In … Continue reading Ice Dice
Dr. Silkmelon And Mister Porkwaffle Meet The Queen
...as opposed to meeting a queen . Become A Patron . The Doclopedia #2,109 Guest Authors Write Warning Labels: Auntie Lizzie's Ghoulash By Avis Crane Product Warning Label Auntie Lizzie's Ghoulash is a tasty stew in the traditional Hungarian style, made with only the best, well-aged locally-sourced ghouls! Please observe the following preparation notes for … Continue reading Dr. Silkmelon And Mister Porkwaffle Meet The Queen
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