...and he made good loot . Become a Patron! And I will name my first born child after you! . The Doclopedia #1,895 State Secrets: Connecticut – Old Vinegar . The dog known to the government of Connecticut and the FBI as “Old Vinegar”, does indeed smell faintly of vinegar, but he is not actually … Continue reading A Newt Who Loved Fruit Played A Lute In A Boot And Looked Very Cute
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Urgent Eel News
...well, urgent if you're an eel . Become a Patron! It will make you feel like dancing! . The Doclopedia #1,893 State Secrets: California – The Beast Of The Buttes . In the Central Valley of Northern California, just a bit west of Yuba City, you'll find the Sutter Buttes, the remnants of an ancient … Continue reading Urgent Eel News
A Tale Of Two Kitties
...Sunshine and Miffy . Become a Patron! If you don't, Professor Moriarty wins! . The Doclopedia #1,891 State Secrets: Arizona – The Sedona Spider . Sedona, Arizona, is a small town of around 10,000 people. It's noted as being a hub for those of a spiritual nature/New Agers, hikers, folks who like the red rock … Continue reading A Tale Of Two Kitties
My Life Among The Talking Animals
...who seldom shut up . Become a Patron! And help keep me off the dole! . The Doclopedia #1,889 State Secrets: Alabama – The Spirit of Selma . No government official in Alabama will ever talk about it. Neither will the FBI, although they've had people investigating it since 1971. Any regular folks involved clam … Continue reading My Life Among The Talking Animals
The Secret Guinea Pigs Are Back
...where did they go? Dude, it was a secret! . Become a Patron! Because I'm saving up for a Batmobile! . The Doclopedia #1,887 Nothing But Flowers: The Love Lupines . While these lovely flowers won't actually make anyone fall in love, they will make you and whoever you give them to become quite infatuated … Continue reading The Secret Guinea Pigs Are Back
Why I Can’t Use The Bathroom Alone
...Sasha, my dog . Become a Patron! I promise not to spend it on ale & whores! . The Doclopedia #1,885 Nothing But Flowers: The Carnal Carnations . Looking to spice up or maybe kickstart your sex life? Just buy a big bouquet of these beautiful flowers and dim the lights. Within minutes, you and … Continue reading Why I Can’t Use The Bathroom Alone
Ferret Girl Punches Nazis
...and she punches hard . Become a Patron! I will thank you profusely! . The Doclopedia #1,883 Nothing But Flowers: The Vanity Violets . These flowers are harmless until picked or cut, at which point, they will begin to emit a scent that causes humans nearby to have a vastly inflated opinion of their looks, … Continue reading Ferret Girl Punches Nazis
A Pot Full Of Problems
...and it's about to boil over . Become a Patron! If not now, when? . The Doclopedia #1,882 Seven Bad Axes: Hal-Quag's Destroyer . Our final axe is, quite literally, not of this world. Behold the Axe of Hal-Quag, Demon Prince of Demara, the Demon Dimension. Known as the Destroyer, this axe was so feared … Continue reading A Pot Full Of Problems
The Totally Not Retconned Because The Author Forgot It Was The First, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The King Of Hot Dogs.
...co-starring her pet muse, Prunella . Become a Patron! Or I may be forced to sell my body! . The Doclopedia #1,880 Seven Bad Axes: Ziinotaa's Neckseeker . We now move on to an axe that was enchanted for purely utilitarian reasons, but then turned to evil use. After the Great War between the Ariitonians … Continue reading The Totally Not Retconned Because The Author Forgot It Was The First, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The King Of Hot Dogs.
Advice For Frustrated Game Masters
...#1: Remember that murder is still a crime . Become a Patron! So I can buy tacos! . The Doclopedia #1,878 Seven Bad Axes: Alifa's Bloodletter . Now we come to the axe of Alifa Al Saakor, one of the more tragic cases we have. As you can see, it is a simple woodcutter's axe, … Continue reading Advice For Frustrated Game Masters
The Rare And Beautiful Winking Skink Of Potawango Island
...nudge nudge, wink wink . The Doclopedia #1,876 Seven Bad Axes: Mackenzie's Murderer . Welcome to the Museum of Infamous Weapons. We have a most wonderful collection of weaponry used in an assortment of deadly crimes. Many, indeed more than half of them, are enchanted in some way. Some were wielded by actual monsters, not … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Winking Skink Of Potawango Island
Happy Mouse Stories
...written by and for happy mice . Become a Patron! It could be the start of something good! . The Doclopedia #1,874 Random Character Creation (Super Hero): What Is Your Secret Identity? . 1: Geoff Gordon, math teacher 2: Sylvia Peterson, reporter 3: Umi Tanaka, artist 4: Rudolfo Herdez, lawyer 5: Ed Weinburg, used car … Continue reading Happy Mouse Stories
Guitars & Cataracts
...hillbilly muzak . Become a Patron! Do it now, before the rush! . The Doclopedia #1,872 Random Character Creation (Super Hero): What Is Your Weakness? . 1: Fire 2: Silver 3: Mental Attacks 4: Cold 5: Poison 6: High Levels Of Radiation 7: Magic 8: Some Goofyass Mineral From Another Solar System 9: Suffocation 10: … Continue reading Guitars & Cataracts
Bucky & Squint Just Blow It
...spectacularly so . Become a Patron! 9 out of 10 doctors recommend it! . The Doclopedia #1,870 Random Character Creation (Super Hero): Who Are You? . Note: Precede with “The” where logical 1: Red 2: Cosmic 3: Blue 4: Super 5: Incredible 6: Yellow 7: Choose a mammal name (ie “Bat”, “Wolf” “Tiger, etc) 8: … Continue reading Bucky & Squint Just Blow It
Silver Spider Dreams
...very creepy, really . Become a Patron! And help me keep writing! . The Doclopedia #1,867 Three Characters In Search Of An Adventure: “Red” Jane Hawks . At 5' 4” tall, the redheaded, blue eyed woman known as Captain Jane Hawks is one of the shorter pirate captains out there. That does not mean she's … Continue reading Silver Spider Dreams
Doc Tempest VS The New World Crime League
...from the March 1960 issue . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #1,864 Three Characters In Search Of An Adventure: Professor Grenvale . Professor Fred Grenvale is a Professor of Biology at Big State University. He is also a well known explorer and collector of new and undiscovered species, both plant and animal. He has … Continue reading Doc Tempest VS The New World Crime League
Nude Food
...not for prudes . Become a Patron! You'll be too cool for school! . The Doclopedia #1,861 Three Characters In Search Of An Adventure: Monok . Monok is a Vodellian, a species that would look to us like a mammalian spider centaur. He stands about 5 feet tall and is pretty much covered with black … Continue reading Nude Food
That Time Hank Got Stuck In A Pine Tree
...it took all day to get him down . Become a Patron! It might be good for you! . The Doclopedia #1,858 Three Characters In Search Of An Adventure: Shenzi . On Earth 320-P, where the wealthy and powerful live in huge domed cities connected by elaborate subway systems and the poor struggle for survival … Continue reading That Time Hank Got Stuck In A Pine Tree
How To Fold A Shirt
...while you are wearing it . Become a Patron! Do it for our boys overseas! . The Doclopedia #1,856 That Time Doc & I Went To...: Port Royal in 1685 If there is one thing that Doc & I love, it's going back to the 17th Century and being pirates. Not in our universe, mind … Continue reading How To Fold A Shirt
Module K-1: The Castle Of The Fire Mountain Queen
...24 pages, fully illustrated, 3 maps . Become a Patron! Because you are a nice person. . The Doclopedia #1,854 That Time Doc & I Went To...: Montana To Drive The Weinermobile . Oh, no, no! It was my idea, Doc just agreed that it would be fun to do. I mean, who wouldn't want … Continue reading Module K-1: The Castle Of The Fire Mountain Queen
How To Sell Androids
...Step 1: get some used androids . Become a Patron! Because you are a nice person. . The Doclopedia #1,852 That Time Doc & I Went To...: Hell In A Handbasket. . I've known Doc for 30 years, so you'd think I would have learned by now that he is not one to ignore a … Continue reading How To Sell Androids
The Eyeless Men Are Following You!
...using their sense of smell . Become a Patron! It will help me eat real food again! . The Doclopedia #1,850 That Time Doc & I Went To...: The Gelato Factory . First off, I was unaware that we had not been invited to the place. I should have been suspicious when Doc picked me … Continue reading The Eyeless Men Are Following You!
Green Cat Diary
...full of juicy kitty stories Become a Patron! It will help me eat real food again! . The Doclopedia #1,848 Thank You For Taking Our Survey: Royal Airship Lines . Thank you for flying Royal Airship Lines. We are honored to serve you and hope you enjopyed your flight. Please take a moment to fill … Continue reading Green Cat Diary
Attack Of The Snowboarding Mummies!
...you'd think they'd freeze . Become a Patron! It will help me eat real food again! . The Doclopedia #1,846 Thank You For Taking Our Survey: Ottopus Inc. . Thank you for purchasing a set of Ottopus Arms from Ottopus Inc., a subsidiary of SJC International. We hope you enjoy the finest manipulative device on … Continue reading Attack Of The Snowboarding Mummies!
Mrs. Wangdoodle Takes A Drive To Vegas
...with her sister, Emily . Become a Patron! It might enhance your love life! . The Doclopedia #1,844 Thank You For Taking Our Survey: Sisters Of Merciful Pain . Thank you realizing that you are a pitiful little crotch sniffing wimp who needs punishment. Please take a moment to fill out our short survey. Thank … Continue reading Mrs. Wangdoodle Takes A Drive To Vegas
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