...we still have food and toilet paper . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #1,920 The Alphabet #8: X Is For... . ...Xilk, a new miracle fabric on Earth 2-H. It feels and looks like silk, but is far tougher and fire resistant. Currently, it is also more expensive. Xilk is produced by creatures that … Continue reading Locked Down, But Not Out
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This REALLY Is Not The Corona You’re Looking For
...it ain't beer . Dear Readers, My internet connection has been out for 3 days and California is on Covid 19 lockdown. To prevent falling further behind on Doclopedia entries, I'm switching themes to the much faster and easier old standby theme “The Alphabet.” This will be the 8th time I've done this theme, so … Continue reading This REALLY Is Not The Corona You’re Looking For
The Great Toilet Paper Wars Of 2020
...terrible, just terrible . Become a Patron! A plan so crazy, it just might work! . The Doclopedia #1,916 State Secrets: Nebraska – Gas & Food . Of all the benign things on this list, this one is the most benign and the most helpful. The situation is always the same: Someone is traveling across … Continue reading The Great Toilet Paper Wars Of 2020
Blogging During The Plague
...not fun . Become a Patron! And then let's party! . The Doclopedia #1,914 State Secrets: Missouri – Sam I Am . Samuel Langhorne Clemens, AKA Mark Twain, Was perhaps the greatest humorist the United States ever produced. And he has been seen, alive, in Missouri, at least 7 times in the last 10 years. … Continue reading Blogging During The Plague
Cruel Guppies Terrorized My Angelfish
...he may never be the same . Become a Patron! It helps make self quarantine fun! . The Doclopedia #1,912 State Secrets: Minnesota – The Hotdish Lady . Hotdish is a type of casserole that is very popular in the Northern Midwest. Like chili in Texas, it has hundreds of variations on the base recipe. … Continue reading Cruel Guppies Terrorized My Angelfish
Sleepy Slime
...yes, they do sleep . Become a Patron! It helps make self quarantine fun! . The Doclopedia #1,910 State Secrets: Massachusetts – Lost In Boston . Many people from outside the Boston area are less than impressed with driving in that city. The layout of the streets in the Greater Boston area can be quite … Continue reading Sleepy Slime
Monster Manual XXVII: Left Handed Dragons & Their Kin
...including ambidextrous hydras . Become a Patron! It will keep you from buying more junk! . The Doclopedia #1,908 State Secrets: Maine – Ol' Bill Bigclaw . This cryptid is much easier to explain than others. Known as a legend to most modern Main lobstermen, Ol' Bill Bigclaw is actually a real lobster. A product … Continue reading Monster Manual XXVII: Left Handed Dragons & Their Kin
Doctor Silkmelon And Mister Porkwaffle Set Sail For Japan
...to climb Mount Fuji! . Become a Patron! Operators are not standing by! . The Doclopedia #1,906 State Secrets: Kentucky – The Coal Creature . This is one of the most recent arrivals on the cryptid scene, having first been sighted in 2015. It usually looks like a large bear made of coal and … Continue reading Doctor Silkmelon And Mister Porkwaffle Set Sail For Japan
Pieboy Climbs A Mountain
...we think he wanted to wrassle a bear . Become a Patron! Because it's what Luke Skywalker would do! The Doclopedia #1,904 State Secrets: Iowa – The Little Farmers . For well over 125 years, folks out in northwestern Iowa have been finding small replica farms in out of the way places. These tiny farms … Continue reading Pieboy Climbs A Mountain
Vin Hydrogen
...more eco friendly than Vin Diesel . Become a Patron! Or not. We'll just be over hear, weeping. The Doclopedia #1,902 State Secrets: Illinois – The Ghosts In The Darkness . In the Field Museum in Chicago, you can see the mounted specimens of the two male lions that killed many men, eating some of … Continue reading Vin Hydrogen
Where Was Charlie When The House Fell Down?
...we never found out . Become a Patron! Feel good about it! . The Doclopedia #1,900 State Secrets: Hawaii – Pele Gone Walkin' . Almost certainly, we are not talking about the literal Hawaiian volcano goddess. Note the “almost”, because in the world of weird shit, you should never say never. Still, members of the … Continue reading Where Was Charlie When The House Fell Down?
This Blog Certified Organic
...we were trying for orgasmic . Become a Patron! For that “Clean all over” feeling! . The Doclopedia #1,897 State Secrets: Florida – Mister Sandman . For the last 15 years, a killer has been stalking the beaches of Florida. From St. Augustine down to Miami, more than 50 people have died at the hands … Continue reading This Blog Certified Organic
A Newt Who Loved Fruit Played A Lute In A Boot And Looked Very Cute
...and he made good loot . Become a Patron! And I will name my first born child after you! . The Doclopedia #1,895 State Secrets: Connecticut – Old Vinegar . The dog known to the government of Connecticut and the FBI as “Old Vinegar”, does indeed smell faintly of vinegar, but he is not actually … Continue reading A Newt Who Loved Fruit Played A Lute In A Boot And Looked Very Cute
Urgent Eel News
...well, urgent if you're an eel . Become a Patron! It will make you feel like dancing! . The Doclopedia #1,893 State Secrets: California – The Beast Of The Buttes . In the Central Valley of Northern California, just a bit west of Yuba City, you'll find the Sutter Buttes, the remnants of an ancient … Continue reading Urgent Eel News
A Tale Of Two Kitties
...Sunshine and Miffy . Become a Patron! If you don't, Professor Moriarty wins! . The Doclopedia #1,891 State Secrets: Arizona – The Sedona Spider . Sedona, Arizona, is a small town of around 10,000 people. It's noted as being a hub for those of a spiritual nature/New Agers, hikers, folks who like the red rock … Continue reading A Tale Of Two Kitties
My Life Among The Talking Animals
...who seldom shut up . Become a Patron! And help keep me off the dole! . The Doclopedia #1,889 State Secrets: Alabama – The Spirit of Selma . No government official in Alabama will ever talk about it. Neither will the FBI, although they've had people investigating it since 1971. Any regular folks involved clam … Continue reading My Life Among The Talking Animals
The Secret Guinea Pigs Are Back
...where did they go? Dude, it was a secret! . Become a Patron! Because I'm saving up for a Batmobile! . The Doclopedia #1,887 Nothing But Flowers: The Love Lupines . While these lovely flowers won't actually make anyone fall in love, they will make you and whoever you give them to become quite infatuated … Continue reading The Secret Guinea Pigs Are Back
Why I Can’t Use The Bathroom Alone
...Sasha, my dog . Become a Patron! I promise not to spend it on ale & whores! . The Doclopedia #1,885 Nothing But Flowers: The Carnal Carnations . Looking to spice up or maybe kickstart your sex life? Just buy a big bouquet of these beautiful flowers and dim the lights. Within minutes, you and … Continue reading Why I Can’t Use The Bathroom Alone
Ferret Girl Punches Nazis
...and she punches hard . Become a Patron! I will thank you profusely! . The Doclopedia #1,883 Nothing But Flowers: The Vanity Violets . These flowers are harmless until picked or cut, at which point, they will begin to emit a scent that causes humans nearby to have a vastly inflated opinion of their looks, … Continue reading Ferret Girl Punches Nazis
A Pot Full Of Problems
...and it's about to boil over . Become a Patron! If not now, when? . The Doclopedia #1,882 Seven Bad Axes: Hal-Quag's Destroyer . Our final axe is, quite literally, not of this world. Behold the Axe of Hal-Quag, Demon Prince of Demara, the Demon Dimension. Known as the Destroyer, this axe was so feared … Continue reading A Pot Full Of Problems
The Totally Not Retconned Because The Author Forgot It Was The First, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The King Of Hot Dogs.
...co-starring her pet muse, Prunella . Become a Patron! Or I may be forced to sell my body! . The Doclopedia #1,880 Seven Bad Axes: Ziinotaa's Neckseeker . We now move on to an axe that was enchanted for purely utilitarian reasons, but then turned to evil use. After the Great War between the Ariitonians … Continue reading The Totally Not Retconned Because The Author Forgot It Was The First, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The King Of Hot Dogs.
Advice For Frustrated Game Masters
...#1: Remember that murder is still a crime . Become a Patron! So I can buy tacos! . The Doclopedia #1,878 Seven Bad Axes: Alifa's Bloodletter . Now we come to the axe of Alifa Al Saakor, one of the more tragic cases we have. As you can see, it is a simple woodcutter's axe, … Continue reading Advice For Frustrated Game Masters
The Rare And Beautiful Winking Skink Of Potawango Island
...nudge nudge, wink wink . The Doclopedia #1,876 Seven Bad Axes: Mackenzie's Murderer . Welcome to the Museum of Infamous Weapons. We have a most wonderful collection of weaponry used in an assortment of deadly crimes. Many, indeed more than half of them, are enchanted in some way. Some were wielded by actual monsters, not … Continue reading The Rare And Beautiful Winking Skink Of Potawango Island
Happy Mouse Stories
...written by and for happy mice . Become a Patron! It could be the start of something good! . The Doclopedia #1,874 Random Character Creation (Super Hero): What Is Your Secret Identity? . 1: Geoff Gordon, math teacher 2: Sylvia Peterson, reporter 3: Umi Tanaka, artist 4: Rudolfo Herdez, lawyer 5: Ed Weinburg, used car … Continue reading Happy Mouse Stories
Guitars & Cataracts
...hillbilly muzak . Become a Patron! Do it now, before the rush! . The Doclopedia #1,872 Random Character Creation (Super Hero): What Is Your Weakness? . 1: Fire 2: Silver 3: Mental Attacks 4: Cold 5: Poison 6: High Levels Of Radiation 7: Magic 8: Some Goofyass Mineral From Another Solar System 9: Suffocation 10: … Continue reading Guitars & Cataracts
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