...I won't do that a third time . Become a Patron! Because there are PDFs to be had! . The Doclopedia #1,970 Creative Staffing: Staff Of Illusion . Length: 5' 10'' Toughness: Medium Charges: 50 Recharge Cost: High Price: 2,000 gold This staff can be used to create visual, auditory or olfactory illusions that … Continue reading Falling Headfirst Into A Pudding
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My Years As A Pin Up Boy
...not pretty, my friends. . Become a Patron! Because there are PDFs to be had! . The Doclopedia #1,967 Creative Staffing: Staff Of Light . Length: 6' 6''Toughness: Medium Charges: 100Recharge Cost: Low Price: 50 gold . One of our most popular entry level staves, the Staff of Light is topped by a Lumari Crystal … Continue reading My Years As A Pin Up Boy
Outlaw Cats
...bad bad kitties . Become a Patron! Because that beer ain't gonna buy itself! . The Doclopedia #1,965 State Secrets: Wisconsin – Superb Cheese . Another short one, this time VERY frustrating. At various times, a cheese shop called Superb Cheese will appear for an entire day, from sun up to sun down, along a … Continue reading Outlaw Cats
The Incredible Adventures Of Doctor Tempest Under The North Pole
...from the August 1890 issue. . Become a Patron! And help finance my Cunning Plan!! . The Doclopedia #1,963 State Secrets: Washington – Party House . Another benevolent, or at least not evil, bit of strangeness can be found in Washington, generally in the Seattle area, but really, in any decent sized town. It's a … Continue reading The Incredible Adventures Of Doctor Tempest Under The North Pole
Fishing In My Stream Of Consciousness
...using live bait . Become a Patron! Before it's too late! . The Doclopedia #1,961 State Secrets: Vermont – The Maple Syrup Man . People in Vermont sometimes meet a little old man walking along a road miles from any town. He is always carrying a half gallon jug of maple syrup. He will attempt … Continue reading Fishing In My Stream Of Consciousness
Sorcerers Of The Mystical Magicness
...they're spelleriffic! . Become a Patron! Before it's too late! . The Doclopedia #1,959 State Secrets: Texas – Extraño . Out in the west and southwest of Texas, where towns are few and the ass end of nowhere is all around, travelers have been known to come upon the small town of Extraño. It appears … Continue reading Sorcerers Of The Mystical Magicness
Flink Poyd
...what? WHAT? . Become a Patron! And be one of the cool kids! . The Doclopedia #1,957 State Secrets: South Dakota – Big Bird Of The Badlands . In one of the SXU's greatest disinformation campaigns has been to convince people that a 3,000 acre ranch in South Dakota is growing experimental food crops when … Continue reading Flink Poyd
Handsome Joe Goes Grocery Shopping
...and then he got a new leash & collar. . Become a Patron! Baby needs a new pair of shoes! . The Doclopedia #1,955 State Secrets: Rhode Island – The Red Kitty . In our smallest state, there is a roughly 25 pound red American Shorthair cat that kills and eats most of a human … Continue reading Handsome Joe Goes Grocery Shopping
It’s All Fun And Games Until Somebody Summons A Demogorgon
...no fun! . Become a Patron! Because working in the imagination mines is hard! . The Doclopedia #1,953 State Secrets: Oregon – Our Big Beaver . This one is short and sweet, folks. There is a 1,200 pound beaver living in Oregon. Considering that normal beavers weigh around 55-70 pounds, you can imagine how big … Continue reading It’s All Fun And Games Until Somebody Summons A Demogorgon
Malcom Was The God Of Pastry Chefs
...his temple was made of cream puffs . Become a Patron! It's a bargain! . The Doclopedia #1,951 State Secrets: Ohio – The Night Dog . Interstate 71 runs across Ohio from Cleveland to Columbus to Cincinnati. It's a major roadway. It's also where the Night Dog lives. The Night Dog has been roaming up … Continue reading Malcom Was The God Of Pastry Chefs
Not In This Issue: Yaks, Baseball and Garlic Bread
...no baseball at all . Become a Patron! I will continue to pump out quality stuff! . The Doclopedia #1,949 State Secrets: North Carolina – The Strange Family . Okay, first of all, they are not named strange. In fact, nobody has ever gotten a name from them at all, except first names. They seem … Continue reading Not In This Issue: Yaks, Baseball and Garlic Bread
BD&DSM
...you know it exists . The Doclopedia #1,947 State Secrets: New Mexico – Ants At A Picnic . Did you ever see that old 1950s science fiction movie called “Them”? Giant ants in the New Mexico desert, created by atomic testing? It's a pretty good movie. The ants are real. Oh, the aren't nearly as … Continue reading BD&DSM
Whiskey For Dinner
...just because . Become a Patron! It could bring you good luck! . The Doclopedia #1,945 State Secrets: New Hampshire – The Real Old Man Of The Mountain . Until it collapsed in 2003, the Old Man of the Mountain was a very famous rock formation on Cannon Mountain in New Hampshire. It looked very … Continue reading Whiskey For Dinner
Missives From A Former Redhead
....many years ago . The Doclopedia #1,944 Bonus One Shot Theme: Attack Of The Yellow Snowman . Produced, directed and starring notorious filmmaker Jack Wanker, this movie was probably the pinnacle of his low budget career. Filmed over a 15 day period in July of 1968, it had a budget of $90,000.00. This was twice … Continue reading Missives From A Former Redhead
The Locked Down, But Not Yet Stir Crazy, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Face Mask From The Future
...co-starring her pet monkey, Ahab . Become a Patron! The Doctor would do it! . The Doclopedia #1,942 The Alphabet #8: B Is For... . ...Biscuit Elves, by which we mean American biscuits, not British cookies. The Biscuit Elves are happy little folks who make all sorts of delicious biscuits, then leave them on … Continue reading The Locked Down, But Not Yet Stir Crazy, Story Of Mostly Purple Patty And The Face Mask From The Future
Vanilla Fun Cakes
...YUM! . Become a Patron! The Doctor would do it! . The Doclopedia #1,940 The Alphabet #8: D Is For... . ...Disaster Dog, the main character in a series of children's books on Earth 2-A. Disaster Dog is a lovable mutt who lives with the Poobler family. He is drawn to look like a really … Continue reading Vanilla Fun Cakes
Pam The Talking Vacuum Cleaner Goes Wild
...but she still sucks . Become a Patron! You know you want to! . The Doclopedia #1,938 The Alphabet #8: F Is For... . ...Frisky Fox, a well known figure in the furry community on Earth 1-H. This woman, possessed of quite an attractive figure, wears a form fitting red fox outfit with a very … Continue reading Pam The Talking Vacuum Cleaner Goes Wild
Jabberwocky In A Funhouse
...I have no idea how . Become a Patron! So I can stop weeping silently at night! . The Doclopedia #1,936 The Alphabet #8: H Is For... . ...Hitler's Hillbillies, a popular country band of the 1930s and 40s, on Earth 3-W. On that Earth, Adolph Hitler's parents came to the US as immigrants three … Continue reading Jabberwocky In A Funhouse
My Life Among The Flowering Plants
...and insects, lots of insects . Become a Patron! I will use it to buy ice cream! . The Doclopedia #1,934 The Alphabet #8: J Is For... . ...Jethro Troll, a very famous and popular rock & roll group on PotterEarth 5. It consists of a bass player, drummer, two guitarists, keyboard player and a … Continue reading My Life Among The Flowering Plants
Back To Doing My Thing
...no, not that thing, you pervs . Become a Patron! It will stimulate my economy! . The Doclopedia #1,932 The Alphabet #8: L Is For... . ...Lunchadores, a strange spinoff of masked Mexican wrestlers who hang out near cafes, sandwich shops and food trucks during the mid-day hours. These wrestlers, who can be male or … Continue reading Back To Doing My Thing
Hobbits! We’re All Becoming Hobbits!
...without Second Breakfast . Become a Patron! It's good clean fun! . The Doclopedia #1,930 The Alphabet #8: N Is For... . ...Newt People, a race of humanoid amphibians on Earth 925-J. They stand about 4 feet tall and look pretty much like newts that have been rendered anthropomorphic by magic, which is exactly what … Continue reading Hobbits! We’re All Becoming Hobbits!
Dogs in Lockdown, Cats Held Prisoner
...it's a tragedy . Become a Patron! For the good of all humankind! . The Doclopedia #1,928 The Alphabet #8: P Is For... . ...Pieboy, is a resident of our own Earth Prime. In the years 1977-1980, he was a young college student who worked at the family bakery while going to school. During his … Continue reading Dogs in Lockdown, Cats Held Prisoner
No Zombies Yet!
...thankfully . Become a Patron! And I'll name a basset hound plushie after you . The Doclopedia #1,926 The Alphabet #8: R Is For... . ...Red Fog, a very nasty thing to encounter on Earth 88-G. Composed of hundreds of millions of bloodsucking tickwasps half the size of a grain of rice, they can drain … Continue reading No Zombies Yet!
Jumping Through Hoops To Bring You These Blogs
...but do you ever write or call? No, you don't . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #1,924 The Alphabet #8: T Is For... . ...Transformational Tommy, a comic book about a trans man and his journey. Written in a semi-autobiographical style, the 15 issue comic was heavy on humor. The author/artist, Tommy Allison, poked … Continue reading Jumping Through Hoops To Bring You These Blogs
Hunkering Down With Books & Beer
...could be worse . Become a Patron! . The Doclopedia #1,922 The Alphabet #8: V Is For... . ...Velvet Warrior, an androgynous glam metal band popular on Earth 1-B for about 18 months in the late 70s. Their first album “Beware The Velvet Warrior”, had three #1 hits. They did a 9 month arena tour … Continue reading Hunkering Down With Books & Beer
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